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I am just laughing at Gbajamiala or whatever he is called. This was how Saraki was protecting Buhari in the beginning until the devil he nurtured turned around and swallowed him. Buhari's incompetence is too glaring to be covered up.

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They are still campaigning after the election.

"We will...."

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Idiotas!

This is what they should have done a long time ago. Let foreign remittances flood the market with US$ and that will drive down the price instead of hoarding dollars creating artificial scarcity. US dollars is weak now against a basket of currencies except shithole currency like naira.

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Good news for Maj-Gen Adeniyi. He is an intelligent Yoruba top officer who understands the conspiracy at play.

He was demoted instead of dead and forgotten.

Let the fat generals in Abuja go and lead Lafia Dole.

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Kobojunkiee:


The OP asked a Bible-related question, so it is reasonable to assume that anyone who does not subscribe to the bible would make this known in their post, and since you didn't, I logically assumed you did.

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So only those who subscribe to the Bible worship God? Do you see how much you have been brainwashed?
Why not advise the OP that Jesus ain't coming back.
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Kobojunkiee:
This is untrue i.e. not according to the teachings of Jesus Christ Himself. It is indeed possible to be perfect, and perfection here not according to man's standards but the standards of perfection as put down by Jesus Christ Himself.
According to the teachings of Jesus Christ, as contained in the context above, to be perfect, one would need to not only love one's neighbours but also one's enemies, making sure to pray for them instead of against them and going the extra mile for one's enemies when called to go one.

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Before you argue with your Bible, check if I suscribe to the Bible. My oracle says nobody is perfect. Do you suscribe to my oracle?
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No big deal.

Her pant brought the money.

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If you use $22k buy a bag, wetin you want put inside?

Her money; her waste[waist].

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"They" were here calling him a fraudster. The tide has turned and everywhere is quiet. It is the Supreme Court decision not by ethnic gragra online. I believe the money is yielding prime interest rate as well.

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Buy a cat.

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Carchoice:
I bashed an SUV yesterday, I thought the driver was taking off and I charged up to follow him just to beat the messy traffic, he braked immediately and it happened. His bumper was a bit disjointed on the right side, and almost pulled off one of the mini brake lights on the bumper. Nothing happened to my car.

We parked by the road side and Mr got out of control. I kept telling to calm down that I acknowledged it was my fault and mistake. I started hearing things like, who are you? How old are you? You small boy, go and ask of me in so so and so autos store”

I kept telling him to calm down but he wasn’t having it. Cost of damage running into hundred and some thousands was given to me. I was working on making a transfer while he was still fuming in anger and saying a lot. All of a sudden he entered his car and told his friend to hop in, I tried pleading with him to wait, he refused and even told me he will do worse should he get down from his car. I told his friend to tell him to calm down but he shouted at his friend to close his door and zoomed off.

On my way home I realized a lot from the incident, ALOT. The man was not interested in taking money from me. He was that angry because he knows he was not going to take money from me and he knows he was going to bear the cost of fixing the car. He was angry because he did not leave his house to go and bear cost for another person and the incident will likely ruin the rest of his day. I felt bad. I felt his pain. A Lexus SUV for the men.

But why was he feeling intimidated by asking my age and social status? Maybe it was my body composure, because I wasn’t looking fazed, I knew I already made a mistake which I have to pay for. I accept my mistakes easily, it helps me beat and teach myself for correction.

Then he also asked me this question;

“Where are you rushing to?”

this question will be my motto for 2021.


The incident also reminded me of my Ma, back then when it was time to pay school fees and we ask her for money, she starts acting as if they are stinging her needles. Woe betide you should you forget to do chores or refused to run errands for her, she’ll kill you in peace and keep the school fees money instead.

Most humans expresses pains with anger and rage

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Did you learn anything? No.
Some of you drivers on Nigerian roads are maniacs and take glory in being wild animals. He should have had you withdraw the money and then burn it in your presence. He shouldn't have let you off easily.
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I love how he is singing and throwing up names and allegations but all of them chose to ignore him. It seems like he is at war with himself. After the reggae comes the blues. He who stands for nothing falls for everything.

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He is just an obscure politician. There is no way hawks in APC would let him come in and be very important at the national level. He got played. All these explanations are unnecessary. APC folks are renegades in their promises. He should have known better. He is now just a floor member in APC Once his tenure is over, it is over.

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It is known as Advertisement.

Some call it Marketing.

Staged to impress so as to attract more followership just like the miracle-peddling pastors OR Alexreport's awards.

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spyder880:
Building village houses With our change, so true. Although I did mine when I can, I knew that by the time my kids start to enter the university, I might not be financially ready to build the village house anymore.

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But when your sons grow up, they will remind them that it is their father's house they are still living in. No respect until they build their own. SMH.
Or that the pattern of your house is no longer en vogue. I bet your father has a house. Yet you built your own. I tire o!
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Righteousness89:
Doctors have no power over life!

Make una Free the Man!

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They have power over life that's why he is being investigated for negligence.

If in doubt, let me put you on Propofol drip without any ventilatory assist.

Take your backward, shithole mentality out of here. You are not impressing anyone by always mouthing off "God". You are not the only one who claims to know God. Irritants like you are a dime a dozen in our nation inhabited by grossly hypocritical basket of ignoramus.

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Spyder880:

How many times do you sleep in your house in the village considering that it is a stone throw from your city?

That's the dilemma. A friend built 14 rooms en suite in the village. The aged mother refused to live there because it will be very lonely for her. The house is vacant as we speak. Dude only comes in once every two years. He is left scratching his head. The thought of cleaning and maintenance will make his retirement a stressful one.

Want to build in the village? Use your change. Don't pull capital out of your business for it.

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He said that he ran out of fuel and was trying to refill.

Humans or spirit have fuel tank?

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If only Dr. Maduka did some researches on Mr. Alex Nwankwor the award master

By the time he leaves Nigeria, he will have a room full of awards given by Alexreports. One week one award. Na him go tire. As we write, Alex is compiling another list. I can only imagine what Ned's awards room looks like. Churchill Olakunle thought it was all gimmicks until Alex carry the name Churchill knack his own son.

By the way, why did Alex forget to include "tripple professor" in his introduction?

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Yungstallion:
Some girls have eyes for guys with good and quality things. They easily fall for guys that meet up to their standards, they find it hard to resist them. 

A guy that doesn't possess what most of these girls want, will find it hard to win the girl over. Nowadays, the standards and taste of most girls are high and only guys that can meet up with their taste and standards will easily win them over without stressing themselves

Most girls find it hard to resist guys with these 5 things, number 4 is common.

1. Guys that are caring and nice.
Girls have a very elegant heart unlike guys, they are easily driven by what they see. When a guy shows them, love, take care of them nicely and sweetly, they will easily find it hard to resist them when the guy asks them out. Girls find it hard to resist guys that are caring and nice.

2. Guys that know much about them.
When you're too close with a girl, you almost do everything together, and you're always together, if you ask her out, she will find it hard to resist you. Since you know almost everything about her, she will see no reason for you guys not to be together. Girls will find it hard to resist guys that know much about them.

3. Guys that are God-fearing.
Girls find it hard to resist guys that are God-fearing. If you are a guy and you play a very important role in the church, girls will always want to be around you. They know a God-fearing guy will never hurt them physically and he will never make things hard for them. God-fearing guys will always be irresistible to girls.

4. Guys with cool cash.
Who doesn't like money? I don't think there is any girl that will resist any guy with money, even if her heart is like a stone. "Money isn't everything, but everything needs money" and that's why girls find it hard to resist guys with cool cash. Don't be deceived, if you don't have money, you will find it hard to maintain your relationship.

5. Guys with swags.
A guy that knows how to dress well, look good, will find it easy to win a girl over. You see, girls like it when a guy has swags, they fall for it big time. Girls find it hard to resist guys with swags.
Add yours.

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I concur. These are what ladies like in guys.

But...

Most of these are not the attributes ladies love in "men"...especially ladies above 25 years.

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Engrgabi:
omo last time i chat sexual stuff na like 5mnths ago and it wasnt really detailed. Just few lines. She read my WhatsAp status compliment messages to my female frnds and got jealous. Nothing serious on my side.

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You are worried about a community property instead of building yourself. Why do you fellas love to set yourselves up for failure?

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No living soul is perfect.

Only death can guarantee that. So if you want to go without sin, you know what to do.

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ChoCho54:
Are you implying he may die in office if he becomes president by 2023?

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Life is not guaranteed. Is there a guarantee that he will see 2023? Kashamu and Kyari thought they would. But we keep pushing.

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Why the fixation on Tinubu who has about 10 more years of active life in this world?

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Has anyone noticed that #EndSARS killed two birds with one stone? The people did show how barbaric it could get when unleashed. Miraculously fulani herdsmen attacks disappeared in SS/SE. They saw that violence is not the monopoly of any region. If and when #EndHersdmen starts, it will be equally catastrophic. Prayers, fasting and online wailing solve nothing in Nigeria. Actions reign supreme.
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Money121:

Keep your integrity intact and even the sky cannot be your limit. Spyder880 has shown to be a man of integrity and that's why he keeps getting jobs. Slow and steady wins the race. Why do I say? We have had folks who came here with stellar testimonies just like you have but on the long run they deviated and soiled their integrity. The rest is history. Of course they came back under different monikers but with all eyes on them.

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calculusx:
The matter tire me menn. . You buy $ #450 at the time of Purchase. Time to pay for Shipping you'll buy $ @ #470, before the Car gets here and you are ready to sell $ has gone up to #500.I'm frustrated

https://www.nairaland.com/6266078/clean-title-2004-toyota-corolla

$2093 + $1400 x #450 = #1,547,550 + 500,000 = $2,047,550. I can't even boast of 50k profit as there are still little things to fix

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Most of the people complaining are the ones who have never imported even toothpicks in their lives. Car import was what we ran on the side as students. I bow to anyone who has the balls to import vehicles into Nigeria. Yesterday, CBN secretly devalued naira officially to N390/$. Expect parallel market to hit N500/$ and this is with US dollar index at 2 years low. There goes people's profits. Who will wait at least a month turnaround to make N100k profit in a used vehicle? It sounds like a colossal waste of time to me.
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Nigerians are really giving the middle finger to coronavirus.


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Adebami895:
Nairalanders!!! I Need Your Advice Please

Good day, my fellow nairalanders. permit me for the blunders, this is just the way I can put it.

I have this pretty and honest girl am currently dating, she is 18 while am 21. We have been dating for 8 months now. My parents knows her and her family knows me as well except her dad. She is really into me and I love her dearly too. I have been in relationships but this current relationship seem to be different because I have never been in love to this extent. Despite the richer and well to do guys disturbing her for relationships she still stick to me.

Although I never make her lack anything even when she never requested for it. she loves me so much that she can’t do without texting and calling me daily, sometimes she even tells me to send a selfie of my self so that she can see my face. This girl is just one of a kind and God knows I truly love her and I will love to marry her if things continue this way. She runs a small business online and am even planing to surprise her with some cash next year to make the business grow. I love it when a lady is hustling.

The problem am having right now is that she is a Virgin, We normally engage in pre-intimacy, although am not satisfied with that, but since I truly love her I just have to wait till she is ready. So recently she finally told me that she is ready to get disvirgined. We have already make a date for that and I have already make plans on booking a 5 star hotel room to make it special and memorable.

I started having second taught this morning that I should not disvirgin her yet because I will be leaving for school next year to further my education while she will start processing admission to gain entry into tertiary institution of her choice, with this reason I felt if I got her disvirgined she might meet some bad peers that will make her engage in some sort of negativity and definitely she might become a hoe or she might be craving for sex while am not with her, but i felt if she is still is still a Virgin she will have my fear in her heart and be for me only.

Should I disvirgin her? or still let her be a Virgin. Am confused, I just don’t want to loose everything. I don’t want to later end up a looser in the relationship. Please nairalanders I really need your advice!! Bashing is welcome as well.

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When your in-laws are very excited about your marriage to their daughter, it is either:

She is from a very good family
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They are glad they have pushed their liability to a loser.

Knowing the difference is very difficult. Sometimes a tad too late.

If my mother-in-law dance too much, I no do again. Something is fishy.
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Sixfeetbelle:
Is that why you now turned it around to mean it was a sex meeting gone wrong? Seriously?

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That's what it was and that's why she attached "church member" to the story to deviate attention from the obvious. Abi you think runs girls no dey go church? They are fringe benefits for randy pastors.

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Sixfeetbelle:
I've said it before on this forum and I'll say it again.

When men on this forum can't deal with the fvck up of their fellow men, they push the blame to the victims and focus on trivial matters.

Tufiakwa for this generation of men!

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Someone who gleefully walked herself into a trap deserves some blames. Her story is as silly as it can get in our land of kidnappers and ritualists especially this time of the year. She should be glad it didn't end in R.I.P. God decided to teach her a lesson this time. Client indeed.

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