₦airaland Forum

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The poor in Nigeria are always happy to give the little they have to the wealthy. Daddy G.Os understand these dynamics and use it to their advantages.

Cry not for them.

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When Igbo boys do it, they call it "spraying money".

Yorubas call it "making it rain".

But when it comes to Northern folks, you call it "lavishing money"

Why change the narratives?

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It doesn't even make sense.

You are supposed to meet a client at point A for business discussion. Simple.

Why pick Uber to drop you at point B so that the client will drive you to point A? Story for the gods!

Your church member (which happens to be you) was on runs. You were asked to bring some friends for his friends. You thought it was a date and it turned out to be robbery. You changed the narrative to curry sympathy. That's all.

Someone whom you turned down his overtures many times suddenly came with a business proposal that will get two of you together and you accepted? You cannot be this dumb.
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Nigeria has no standard in anything. Mediocrity thrives. The greatest architectural wonders in Nigeria are flyovers and overhead pedestrian bridges. Then we have cheerleaders with cheap data who reside mainly in the villages called cities.

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officialtonnie:
Yahaya Bello's ADC is also a woman.
This is exemplary

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Hot ADC?

You think madam will be happy.

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Bighead5:
See weting IGBO Boys turned PH to

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They said they are not Igbo but Ikwerre.

So let them die in peace.

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Good for ndi Imo.

APC had Rochas for 8 years and now Uzodinma. Why has their closeness to the Central government not helped them in all the death traps called roads in Imo State? Both the Federal and intrastate roads are in shambles. My question remains: Why are people in Imo State very quiet while their state is heading full speed to abyss? I have never seen such a docile group of people in my entire life. Shameful indeed!

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Alexreports == GleesModel == Bleedingpen.



When are you going to award the Most Popular Entity award to Satan? Afterall satan is very popular in Nigeria but not getting the official recognition he deserves. He is blamed to be the architect of everything evil about Nigeria.

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EgunMogaji2:
Thanks Sir, I’m very proud of the team.

They’re also not wasteful.

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I envy you. I wish I can be physically present for a build but the opportunity cost is so much that it won't make any economic sense.

Selecting a team of "skilled" workers in Nigeria is a huge (in Trump's voice) task.

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EgunMogaji2:
Next is laying blocks after the monolithic floor cures.

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I can't believe how neat your work is. Are you sure you didn't smuggle in Mexicans to do your work? . Most of our builders are very used to Nigerian "jagajaga" way of doing everything. Their only hope is to cover all the crap during plastering/rendering.

Even the picture of the blinding qualifies for a screensaver.

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In this ember period, you wake up early in the morning to drive "Toyota Corolla" to church with all the recent security challenges...and we like to blame satan.

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Of all men, she chose him.

Whose fault?

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lalasticlala:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/428302-endsars-related-websites-inaccessible.html

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Not a big deal.

If they know their onion, they can get around it easily.

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Come home and invest in Nigeria! This is it.

They suck unsuspecting people in into investments and kill the dream with government policy bottlenecks. Investors operating with bank loans are stuck. Nigeria is a dreamkiller indeed.

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Ndume stood as surety for Maina. The latter jumped bail and Ndume is in trouble.

Now they want someone to surety Ndume. That is they want a surety for the surety for Maina.

So if Ndume jumps bail, the surety has to provide Ndume who has to provide Maina.

Then Ndume's surety will be arrested and he will need a surety too. Chain reaction? Or infinite loop.

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This is where they needed SARS and the hothead military privates and corporals harassing innocent citizens in Obigbo. Send them up North to meet their match.

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Very draconian

But that’s what Nigerians need most times because they always claim to be “wise”
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sapphiere:
Fortunate or not, what he said is pure truth.
When there's only one dog that barks in a street you know what that means?

You didn't get it. Whether you help or not, those meant to mock you will always mock you regardless of what you do for them. Their mocking should be your drive to greater heights.
Someone like me, I can't grow without critics.

RAISE THEM TO LESSEN THE FINANCIAL BURDEN ON YOU NOT FOR THEM TO RAISE YOU WHEN YOU ARE DOWN. THOSE MEANT TO RAISE YOU MAY NOT EVEN EAT YOUR 1 NAIRA.

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True!

That's how to stay rich but...

That's not how to stay wealthy.

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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Front sit....I love that shit ehnnn. ...
He be like orgasm to me...

Even long distance travel like Benin to abuja...
I dey book am ahead ....one week to that day of my travel....I don book am shaperly with my phone
Who want sit down for number 13 or 12....to make it worse you fit go sit down with one old man....
If na guy man or fine babe he go still sweet...una go dey gist

Ogbeni them dey carry waste money anyhow for this buhari regime...and moreover to me ooo..na road transport dey fun and sweet pass for that kind journey if nor be bad roads way dey disturb

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Even with your claim of street smartness, you still dey enter public bus?

You fall hands for wannabe G boys.

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So these Olufons do not have jazz as they claim?

Na just shakara.

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rickyrex:
bro stop deceiving yourself. You know nothing about the east let alone politics in Nigeria

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The East has the best road network in the world

and you are the godfather to all the Nigerian Presidents.

At least these should satisfy you.

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CsRockefeller:
Should a car that sold for $10,000 14 years ago still sell for $10,000 in 2020 irrespective of the exchange rate diferential?

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That’s Tokunbo market. No fixed price. If that’s what you understand from the example I gave, so be it. Go with a gun and snatch a car if you cannot legally afford one. The greatest power you have over a seller is not to buy what s/he is selling.

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Gowon: Yes. I stole half of the money in CBN.

Do people really expect this response? He said exactly what is expected of him. The fund cannot be gotten back even if he did.

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joseph1832:
Where is his proof Gowon took half of CBN? Like what does he even mean by saying Gowon took half of CBN?

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But you guys blame Nigerian politicians of looting. Do you have proof? They are very innocent.

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This guy should study the life of Efe... and enjoy his 15 minutes of fame.

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The idiot even knelt down to propose.

His father should disown him. He thinks marriage is a fantasy.

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adonainana:
Finally this country is a time bomb, imagine sellin a 2006 car for $3,000 (1.4 million )

Imagine a 14 year old car that the Oyimbo manufacturers have even forgotten they made 14 years ago still selling for millions in a third world country that produces nothing of its own and only imports everything to sustain its lifestyle smh

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What has greed got to do with your government's inefficiency and incompetence?

The oyibo selling the cars do not care about your exchange rates. A car that costs $10,000 + $1200 shipping + $2000 clearing = $13200. That's is N4.6m a year ago with dollar at N350. Nothing changed. Just by exchange rate fluctuation alone, the same $13,200 this year is N6.2m with dollar at N470. So where is the greed? Or do you expect the importer to still sell it at N4.6m because he is father Xmas?

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PervertProphet:
I don't know about Allah but YHWH has shown HIS power countless times through history. The problem is you have not been studying these.

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Believers and non-believers suffer the same fate and are equally yoked. So what's the incentive for fighting for Yahweh other than blissful life in ignorance?
The only incentive for believers is a place in an imaginary place after death. The convenience in the scam is that the place is unverifiable by any means. Nothing scares the proponent of this scam than an invitation to visit the place.
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Ladies will hate him.

Anything that shows empowerment for men against emotional manipulation by females is a threat to women.

There goes a happy man.

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Nuttella:
So he rejected Yahweh to worship a demon in the water who cowers at the presence of Yahweh. Wonders shall never end.

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If only you deluded humans will stop fighting, killing and maiming for Yahweh or Allah, then s/he will have the opportunity to show his power.

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It is a smart move by ladies to get a moronic simp to take care of her living expenses in school. After the car wash, the owner will enter the car and drive off. Oga simp will then resort to lamentations.

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TMSMedia:
"I Realized I Have Been Duped By Foreign Myths" - Nigerian Man Publicly Denounces Christianity, Accepts Ijaw Deity Worship (Photos)

A man identified as Bodmas Prince Kemepadei from Sagbama, Bayelsa State has publicly denounced his Christianity and accepted the Egbesu worship, IgbereTV reports.

Egbesu is an ancient war deity entrusted to the Ijaw ethnic nation by the Almighty to defend themselves in times of war and oppression. The ancient cult declined after the successful British occupation of the Ijaw lands in the late 19th century.

The Niger Delta University, Wilberforce Island graduate took to Facebook on Tuesday, November 24, to announce the denounciation and reaffirm his obeisance to Egbesu deity, saying that he has realized that that he was duped by foreign myths.

According to Kemepadei, he believes that the "true worship of God is in our right conducts and not in religious association and buildings." He concluded by challenging his friends to publicly denounce their Christian faith.

Read his post below.


https://www.facebook.com/100043992782682/posts/214543853355373/?app=fbl

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He has finally seen the light!

Deception and hypocrisy are the foundation of Christianity and Islam.

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