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Lamentations! Lamentations!!

Stupid Presidents are always elected by stupid people. So he said. But in Nigeria, the stupid people want the President to miraculous be smart overnight. Why not? Afterall there are churches and mosques to run to for divine intervention after they intentionally sell away their future. It ain't gonna happen. Garbage in garbage out. Enjoy the ride. I don't believe Next Level is enough. We need Next-Next Level.

I can imagine Osibanjo with a toothpick in his mouth and thinking "wetin concern me?"
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Coolabbie:
Eyah!

It must be hard to look at the mirror and still see a black man in spite of constantly àss-kissing massa àrse

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Your ability to communicate online is by the power of the masters. Your deride "Made in Aba" but opt for foreign products. Why? Coronavirus is here. Prove the masters wrong? I forgot...you are still in the church praying. Because your brains are made of mud while oyibo brains are made of cells? All the excuses your folks made for your backwardness have become stale. Where is your refinery Einstein?

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Ogun State?

That must be part of the coronavirus palliative from our son the Vice President. You make a choice, everyone suffers the consequences. Heck! I will vote Buhari for 3rd term so that the believers will get to enjoy more of him.

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Don't blame blacks in America. Blame the black race as a whole. They treat serious issues with levity and embrace inconsequential issues with maximum seriousness and attention. Which part of the world would you see black people follow instructions? They celebrate mediocrity and cajol professionalism.

Name one progressive black nation in the whole world. From US to Africa to the Caribbeans to obscure places of the world, it is the same tale of woes wherever you see a congregation of black folks. They seem helpless even to the basic things they can do for themselves. Don't forget that they claim to know God the most.


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The only reason Africans embraced religion is because it promotes mental laziness and absolves of them of any responsibilities. If it is good, thank God; if it is bad, blame the devil. At no point do they factor their intellectual prowess in the equation of their existence. Why do you think no breakthrough innovation comes from Africa? Even something as simple as constructing roads, they have to rely on foreigners to build lasting ones. Watch them start making excuses and pointing fingers. Religion to them has nothing to do with eternity but an escape from reality.

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Easy solution. 2 choices:

1). Master the act of masturbation.

OR.

2) Find a fat one, older with kids and be managing her until you stabilize. She will understand your plight.

Prayers won't solve it because you are swimming against the tide. If you resort to prayers you may implode!

Ladies may not have the same problems. If they look good enough, young Akata boys will pass them around like candy. If they are not too appealing to the eyes, some White guy with African fantasy may scoop them up.

It gets better for the ladies. They get to explore uninhibited, kinky and most importantly, nonjudgmental sex in all orifices imaginable without words getting out.

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Starboytwo:
Can you imagine? Dem con carry our transformer today, say make we no reason light for at least a month... 1 month...

Corona is biting hard, 2 days ago I nor chop throughout, yesterday I chop sotey I use the remaining do giveaway, Today wan dey resemble 2 days ago small small cuz boys never chop yet and it's 5:10 pm..but we go chop Las Las... Mafoh...

Na that light dey pain me pass, for my eyes like this korokoro, Dem load our transformer inside pick up vamoose...

Oh lastly, they sharing rice at the police station in my area, however it's for 65 years and above... Other age group can go to third mailand... E nor easy...

My Corona experience... With smile... Still I nor 4

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It is ok. At least you are able to log on nairaland.
Just find someone who said something you don't agree with, then take out your frustration on him/her by abusing the hell out of him/her. We know that abuses on NL are way for some people to maintain their sanity in extreme conditions.

Go ahead. Try it. Thank me later.
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The donation is just a mere roll call.

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Good moves.

They have to justify the use of the funds donated. Someone has to prepare the expense reports. Don't be surprised to see "Logistics for House-to-House search == N1bn"

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Chimezirim121:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS1SuBfKKI4

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Only an Account Balance has the right and privilege to call someone poor.

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Most of them are anesthesiologists. I can bet money on it.

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ublight:
Hello all...

There is this babe I have been crushing on since last year.

We finally got chatting around December, and I sincerely like her. I feel she likes me too.

I wanted to finally ask her out last month, but she travelled to Lagos to visit her parents. She was supposed to return a week after, but the corona lock down came up.

I really want to ask her out, so should I do it over the phone? Or wait for her return?

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What's the worst thing that can happen? She says no...and you save your money. Either way you are screwed.
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Will the herdsmen take their cows to graze around there again? No.

There are many ways to skin a cat. Someone mischievous probably laced those grasses with sniper. Now the herdsmen have nobody to blame but themselves for encroaching on a stranger's land. Who is the suspect? You can always blame it on jazz. Let them go and fight Ogun then.

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You can wake me up from a slumber...

Tell me there is a building construction going on in Nigeria...

And with 99% accuracy, I will tell you what it looks like.

Architects in Nigeria lack power of imagination. All the buildings look like a bad case of "copy and paste".

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Who wins at the end of a divorce? The lawyers on both sides.

Once you fill out the asset declaration forms and they see your overall networth, they will drag the divorce for more billable hours. Once the fund is exhausted, they will start suggesting amicable resolution

Only full-blown morons fall for their gimmick. God forbid your ex to be is an emotional train wreck, they will milk her to the last drop.

It pays to take a trip to a divorce proceeding not the tv show. You may never get married after the experience.

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I won't even advise my worst enemy to go to Nigeria to marry any lady with hope of bringing her over. The risk:reward ratio is too enormous. Will it work? May be. But the chance is very slim. It is a stupid gamble. Use that ticket money to play betNaija. It has better odds.

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That's why I laugh at all these ladies and guys on NL calling people "broke" because they are comfortable today. It is even the saddest hearing it from males who should know better. No man should ever call another man broke. Tomorrow is pregnant and it may deliver what one cannot handle. Life could throw you a curve ball at any time and you watch your life spin out of control.

No condition is permanent. Don't mock anyone because life is complicated and complex. Being broke and breaking out of that yoke is the greatest test and lesson in life. Until you have been there, keep praying. At least once (if you are lucky) in a lifetime, big challenges will come. Among a group of poor people are those who thought their lives would be great.

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michlins:
please when the powers that be comes hard on Wike, don't claim marginalization. There are exclusive lists which Wike have no power to control. This guy is just power drunk and we all know how Buhari can disregard rule of law when he wants to discipline someone. Ask NK,ask dasuki

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Abuja can give clearance but the state can make business environment very dangerous to operate within. You will be surprised at how bullets stop nonsense.

It will be in her worst interest for Calverton to be in the midst of crossfire between the State and Federal government.
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There are some subculture that will shamelessly beg for salt, toothpaste, onions, soap, spoon, plates, fork,( you name it) if you are unlucky enough to be their next door neighbour. Some tribes are worse at it.

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seyi371:
When you tell poor people to have less children, they would tell you God will provide and go on having lots of kids.

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It is not necessarily poverty.

Even those doing well partake in this show of shame.

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One can only imagine how much these guys pull in a year.

Banks take deposit with the guarantee to give it back to owners on demand. Pastors take deposits with no expectations of giving returns to the depositors. Followers trade cash for hope.

I am in the wrong business. I can feel the anointing coming already.

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The French doctors voiced out their bigotry and were almost crucified.

Now the Chinese doctors are maintaining taciturn approach to mass infection of YOUR people.

Let the testrun begin. It will only end in population control. I feel sorry for the guinea pigs.

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CoronaVirusPro:
In this case it's stupidity.

He is just putting his life in danger as the number 1 man

If he dies, same people applauding his act will blame him.

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It is not your fault. You have been conditioned to understand leadership as moving in a convoy, sirens blasting and then topped off with looting the treasury with impunity. In your world, anything short of these is stupidity.

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quentin06:
its part of a long-term agenda to reduce global population by half, eugenics like gates hates blacks.

it's funny that the same man who refused to vaccinate his three children, wants to impose vaccines on the whole world, the 5g platform will be used to track vaccine compliance, its all being done while we re locked in, they need the whole of April to set up.

by October vaccines will be mandatory for every tom on the planet.

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Fear and Control. The same old tricks.

People think 5G causes Coronavirus. No!
Coronavirus is the source of fear that will mandate everyone to get the vaccine with embedded microchip. 5G is the network with the capability for enhaced artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence? Now that's what folks should be worried about.

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Yenefer:
Who is going to sit down and let someone do their hair after this media driven hysteria.
Please let me wake up from this twilight zone episode. Don’t you dare go overboard on extension of stay at home order. Be realistic! People need to get back to life and work.. we can’t be held prisoners much longer! Stay in line with Federal guidelines! 5G is killing them. And alot of us will go with so called cure. Elderly will be wiped out. First. Then people that won't take bill gates injection. God bless you all.
I have several friends that are nurses abroad and they are changing all deaths right now to the virus regardless of how they died!
I have been saying this forever. most of the people dying of coronavirus were already very sick. States Government are using these fake numbers to try and get the FG to give them more money

anyways Models are models only as good as the inputs and assumptions.
We took worst case scenario numbers to scare everyone silly.
Just like catastrophic man made climate change...

duh, of course it's coronavirus..... but some will try to drag this out as long as they can, I wonder why? � Its amazing how people are so quick to give up their freedoms for what they perceive as a little bit of safety. No kidding. Need to investigate states saying they have coronavirus deaths by including people who died from other causes. To get more stimulus money. Not right. whole thing was blown out of proportion. Have to wonder why the media incited panic? Was it to make us more afraid of the tightly knit machine

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There is no way I will take the vaccine. A lot of people in the healthcare especially in US interviewed said they will not want it. But then everyone is at liberty to believe whatever suits him or her.

Bill Gates can try. But money cannot win all the time...unless you are talking about citizens of third world countries. They will swallow anything for a peanut.

China and India are grossly overpopulated. Why the fixation on Africa and Nigeria in particular? The convicing starts with educated Nigerians who are the most gullible because they are easily swayed by any white person with fancy English lexicons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozlbeXrb_5A
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yanabasee:
So, if she ask for N100 to buy bread for us to eat and I give it to her.... It means she's faking her love for me right?

Because giving her the money to get us something makes her happy and appreciative...

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They called you broke. Be proud of it but don't be comfortable in it. Being broke is one of the best life training any man can go through.

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If you are dating a lady...

And you need a stranger to tell you whether to spend on her or not...

Then you are not matured enough to be in any relationship.

For one, you should know that anyone or anything is expendable.

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Brandstudio01:
This should serve as a lesson to the government

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I guess Osibanjo is not taking care of his SW people like they were bamboozled to believe


Immediate family sure pass.

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Toks2008:
There is a difference between a guy who decides to give his lady money without her making demands and a lady who has the habit of demanding.

It is ok to give your lady money only if you feel like or when it is extremely necessary and you should only give money you can afford without expecting anything in return but never ever put yourself in a difficult position where the lady you are dating will be making financial requests from you as if it is her right because no matter the sacrifices you make, she will still dump you if she wants to and when you look back to recount all you have done for her, you will realize how all the money you have given her would have been enough to change the life of someone very dear to you.

I have read many stories of guys lamenting about how they spent so much for a lady just for the same lady to end up dumping them for another man and i always wonder if these ladies forced the money out of them at gunpoint.

A lady who truly desires you will never make unrealistic financial demands from you but only a woman who does not have your interest will make demands as she wishes because she has no plans with you... the fact that you give a lady money does not mean she will love you and...in fact, a woman will take your money and give to another broke guy she desires cos a woman will sleep with a man she truly wants even if she gets nothing from him.

Please work hard, save and invest your money for your future, spend on your parents and family members and if you must give any lady money please do it without expecting anything in return and give only what you can afford.

Don't be scared of losing any lady because you have no money to give to her and stop wasting your money chasing shadows cos a lady who will be yours will always be yours and a lady who is truly yours will help you save your money and not take and take from you because if you give your girlfriend money because you don't want to lose her, you must keep up with her demands even after you marry her else she will dump you

Hope this makes sense.

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I will not stop.

It is a big privilege to catch a mugu like me.

So she should enjoy her manna.



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What of the people who believe in ghosts and are scared of corpses?

They will be shaken to the bones.

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Nobody has any special annointing.
Olive oil, annointing oil, daddy G.O stickers, etc are only for shakara.

Everyone has the same access to God.

The only reason they entice you to come to church is to bring MONEY. Afterall most people will celebrate this Easter at home and heaven will not fall. The only ones hurting are the pastors--less money to live flamboyant lives.
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gypsey:
It is dumb and Ignorant, and FYI white people can be Ignorant and dumb too, those idiots who burnt down those masts are dumb and ignorant, tell me, how can people pull down a telephone masts that will help them contact their families on phone in this time of crisis? is that not the most ignorant thing to do?

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Anyone can be ignorant. Just that she chose to make it a Nigerian problem. The Conspiracy theory has been circulating since last year.

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