₦airaland Forum

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It seems everyone is in this mess together.

I am watching to see what impact the presence of Osibanjo in Aso Rock will have on those who voted based on ethnic line. It looks like Osibanjo blocked their numbers.

Buhari's government is GIGO.

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I guess the masks are only for decoration and not for covering nose and mouth within 6ft from another person.

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PureGoldh:
What exactly do they take us for? Dullards that can't survive without them nii ?

SMH, Oyibo just dey use black people dey catch cruise anyhow

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Until recently, Africa remains the only continent that make excuses for their oppressors. The only countries pushing back are Kenya, Ethiopia and Ghana. Their Presidents have been actively pro-Africa unlike Nigeria whose mumbling President cannot articulate a policy when prodded.

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Funke is hot?

How?


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Are all these really necessary?

Just get the microchips already and implant it on everyone.

Using this scare tactics first is just a waste of time and lives.

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Rittysylvia:
Like mst yo exhibit your stupidity...

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The stupid one is the idiot that keep having unprotected sex with all the nonsense out there.

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Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

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Grow up and be a man! Where is your father?
Stop sulking because a girl broke your heart.
It will happen many times in your life time.
While you are out to be a monster, take note that your heart will be broken again.

Show us a man that hasn't had his heart broken before?

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Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

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Nothing to worry about.

The world is overpopulated.

We need some people to check out to allow room for sensible ones to grow.

Goodbye.

R.I.P in advance.

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Pubichairs:
APC dogs won't see this

That old Muppet has failed Us

Yet some punks don't see any wrong in this useless administration..

U dogs are free to quote me..

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Give them two more weeks...

They will see the light.

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Just as in Boko Haram saga, some people will be praying that this coronavirus pandemic never ends.

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MelesZenawi:
Cash transfer to his community not anambra

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It is Alexreports.

PR specialist.

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This life sef!

The bombings they cheered against ndi Igbo is now almost a daily occurrence. NE is now in the same predicament as the SE in 1967-70.

He said that there is no war without starvation. There is no war in 2020. Just two weeks lock down, some folks have turned to professional beggars. These are the same people that gloat about the pictures of starving children of the 1967-70 war.

Oh well. Natural selection will take its course.

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honeyB2018:
Am not a Femi Fani Kayode fan,but going through your thread on what Mrs Melinda Gates said, there is no differences between what she said in reference to o Ecuador and African and what FFK said.
When she said I see in Africa, what I saw in Ecuador, what was that supposed to be? What did she see in Ecuador, was it not death?

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Some people have comprehension problems. It is probably a language barrier problem. When an American talks, it takes a discernible mind to sieve through his or her choice of words and inferences. I think Australians and English people are more direct in communication. FFK is right. What he reported is the correct deduction from Melinda Gates' statement.

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Total bullshit!

Think gastric acid.


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MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

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Not a problem.

When you exhaust your resources, she will leave you for someone better. Right now, you are the only available idiot she can leech off of. You chose the wrong period in history to be playing Father Xmas.

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We have passed the stage of prophecies.

He should tell the location where all coronavirus patients should be dropped off for miraculous healing through his power of annointing.

Other than that, he should remain in isolation with the rest of us and maintain social distancing.
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socialmediaman:
Chad has opened up their unserious nyash! Meanwhile we know you know that we know what you don’t want us to know, you know ...talking about the numerous properties in Lagos, Abuja and abroad!

Keep deceiving yourselves!

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He was "forming" oga as CoAS until they learned that a President led an offensive. It was a jolt as well as embarrassment. The encomium that poured around the globe on Chadian President woke them up from slumber.

The period of eye-service has just started. Can any of these quota Generals lead an army in time of war?
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Burruchaga71:
. As long as Yahaya Bello of Kogi State is Negative all these testing kits are Fake.. Ndiara

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So the test kit that shows Yahaya is positive is the original one?

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Not as bad as I thought. When the donations started pouring in, I was thinking of a situation where many false positives will arise...just to enable state governments have a piece of the pie. I still suspect those governors that claimed to be positive.

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Boko Haram will be equipped back soon by Buhari and Buratai. Keep watching the news. A battalion will claim to have come under heavy fire and then abandon their tanks and armoury to Boko Haram. It had happened many times before.

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Seun:
We've been told that it's difficult to do massive testing for the Coronavirus Disease in Nigeria. That we don't have the trained workers, technology, and money to do it like South Korea. This is why we've only conducted 5,000 tests in a country with a population of 195.9 million. This got me thinking about other African countries:

South Africa, with a population of 57.78 million, has conducted 80,085 tests.
Ghana, with a population of 29.77 million, has conducted 37,954 tests.
Egypt, with a population of 98.42 million, has conducted 25,000 tests.

Also, Nigeria, the most populous country in Africa, is 9th in the list of African countries which have conducted the most tests. We are also 26th in the list of African countries that have conducted the most tests relative to the size of their population. Should we be conducting way more tests?

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The only semblance of seriousness is because coronavirus started attacking from the top. Had it been it started in any of the slums, we will be talking about 100 tests only.

The Abba Kyari shock and other governors' audio positive tests were great awakening to otherwise nonchalant kleptomaniacs.

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XANDERBOY85:
In any case, Igbo cities can only start witnessing construction of the skycrapers you mentioned only when there’s a true and comprehensive restructuring of the Nigerian political-economy, or when we’re truly independent and control our own economy and resources!

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I beg to differ about the political angle.

The only thing stopping skyscrapers from popping up is electricity. Such houses need elevators. If uninterrupted electricity supply is guaranteed, the houses will start chasing the cloud.

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chloedogie:
Then packing inside started for trip to the office. Was able to make few pictures . The security people on the road had their own shares of love too. Everything couldn't stay in the car had to pack some in the trunk. Thay was all.

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You are lucky that you didn't run into a Police checkpoint on the way. They would have taken the food as exhibit to test it for coronavirus.

You tried. In this Buhari + Corona times, that's one heck of a gift. To those questioning his motive, he didn't attach his personal pictures with the gifts. It is ok. Don't forget the "pictures or I don't believe it" crew.

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OROSUNBOLB:
Unfortunately, " any IT guy" failed to create this "questionnaire" but these beautiful young lads did ! It won't cost you anything to say just a simple "well done guys". Criticism is good ,especially ,when it comes from a position of better knowledge but not just made to discourage beautiful innovation like this one.

You owe those brilliant guys a " sorry" for the hateful comment you passed against their sweat.

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I think the main problem is that they created a bicycle and try to pass it off as an aeroplane.
There are a lot of information these days to checkmate bogus claims.

The only thing shocking about it is that it took 5 people to come up with that.

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Good try!

But what if people refuse to use the App?
Or they choose to answer the questions in a way that suits them?

Don't forget the A-holes called trolls.

The best test is still testing the patient. Subjective questionnaires are good for random sampling and survey. It is only a guide not a test.

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[quote author=Advertiseitpost=88361555]You are correct, havnt seen this before. I just cut the neck and I cook well and eat[/quote]/


You haven't seen it before but you cooked and ate it? One day una go chop alien.

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For the mere fact that Nigeria pampers, rehabilitates and releases captured terrorists back into the battlefield tells all there is to know about Buhari.

But then, trust Nigerians. They prefer lies and rationalize anomalies.

All the Nigerian side does is repel. They have never led an offensive like the Chadian troup. The terrorists will attack and flee on long convoy of trucks, cars and motorcycles. Yet air support is never called in to bomb them into oblivion. Terrorism is fattening the bank accounts of people in Abuja and they don't want it to end soon. Their typical salaries will never be enough.
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I guess Don Jazzy is no longer IPOB or Biafra become he chose to feed them.

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Give $1 million to a Nigerian minister. Top it off with a nice shiny SUV. He will surrender even his mother to medical experiments.

Coolabbie: Have you noted that with all your gragra, you are expendable and nothing but a guinea pig to your so-called leaders? Reality is a bitch! Our doctors are doing great but your leaders still prefer someone with less melanin.
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TA4TA4:
Coronavirus: Churches are not places of infection but places of blessing - Pastor Chris says as he supports relaxation of lockdown order for churches to reopen

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome has reacted to the decision of some state governors to relax the lockdown order in their states for churches to celebrate Easter.

While preaching on Friday April 10th, Pastor Chris said the church is not a place of infection but rather a place of blessings. He prayed against anyone coming to church and getting infected.

The clergyman who last week said the lockdown in Lagos and Abuja was for the Federal government to install 5G network in the state, said any wise government knows not to trouble the church.

The best thing in any government is to always leave the church alone. It is always the best thing. The wisest leader understands that. They leave the church alone. When you trouble the church, there is a scripture'' he said


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8rRfNGPpbM

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Of course!

More than the 50 priests who died in Italy were not equally loved by God as worshippers in Nigeria.

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Prevention is better than cure.

All these could have been prevented if Nigeria could change her mentality of dependency even when unnecessary.

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Coolabbie:
What have you even contributed to humanity? You are toooooo old to still keep kissing àrse.

Anyway, Your master still sees you as a monkey, after all the gibberish you typed. It must hurt.

Old fóól

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Good. You are worried about how you are perceived while living worse than they thought. You are the smart one. Prove naysayers wrong. I bet you can't. It is ingrained in your DNA to be a begger for life.

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