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In other words, they do monitor the outflow of illicit funds but fail to stop the laundering.

What are ordinary people supposed to do with this information?

Hypocrites!
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Why not buy a battery, charger and inverter and save yourself the headache?

400w inverter is relatively cheap and will power more gadgets.

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rolexsms:
The rate of killing by our own brothers in the east is so painful now.... yesterday I lost a relative.. he travelled to the village and when he was coming from the villa... he called us and told us he is close to lagos... we were happy.. his wife prepared his food for him and his little daughter was already jumping every where happy... after some time ..the next thing I heard was my phone ringing.... when I picked the call.. I was told that Mr tony had slumped at Maza Maza peace motor park ...I entered bike from ajangbadi straight to maza maza.. when I got their I saw him dead... the driver said he just came down from the bus.. slumped and died.. and that was the end.... this is the way many people die now.. without any thing happening to them.... someone just travels to the village.. and once his back the next thing is death or sickness.. why? we need to put a stop to this nonsense.. #thisnonsensemuststop enough is enough ...can something like the Bakasi boys still be brought up?
cc : lalasticlala
cc: seun

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Dropping dead is the new thing in town now.
I know of 4 cases this year alone. All of them below 35 years old.

Nobody killed your brother. When was the last time he went for a comprehensive medical check up? People in Nigeria don't. And with the stress level in Nigeria, a lot of people are walking corpses.

For a start, save that money for beer and do a blood pressure check. It won't hurt.
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daretodiffer:
Yes, I am waiting to be called to Jihad afterwards I will come for you, for your Mummy, for your daddy, for your siblings, for every members of your family and I will bomb them into smithrens

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You won't be the first and you will not be the last. Am I surprised? Some folks reading it will think you are joking without knowing that you have been brainwashed to the level of a cockroach. You are only waiting for a call of duty to be strapped with explosives.

Saudi princes and princesses are enjoying the best of the world while being Muslims...while you punk mor.ons cannot wait to blow yourselves away for fictitious 72 virgins. What kind of buffoons find it difficult to toast ladies that the only alternative is to kill themselves. And as a lady you find it acceptable to kill yourself so that you will be banged by 72 males? Why not go become an ashewo, get the same number of bangings, be alive to enjoy and let others live in peace.

I guess the satanic imams sending them on suicide missions do not want virgins too. So far BH is doing a wonderful job of reducing the population of these animals in human bodies.

There you have it. I support Donald Trump on that one.
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One thing I know is that the Muslim fellow preaching peace is only buying time until he/she is called to jihad.

Let them stay in their countries and bomb themselves to ashes the same way BH is bombing those that tacitly supported them into abyss.

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Social media!

Flaunting?

Stalking?

Well, if dem kidnap her mama or papa, dem know how much ransom to demand.

magicminister:
Looool... once again, you have shown that you are just a social commenter who hasn't really been on the field.
Takibg out an insurance in Nigeria is as easy as abv.
As a matter of fact, insurance companies are begging to have companies take out policies with them.

First of all, oil business does not fall into the manufacturing and processing sector.
They fall into the mining and refining sector.

Secondly, insurance policies only covers what the customer wants them to cover.
I run a company and I took out a yheft and fire insurance.
The insurance company has no business with quality control. If you are a higher risk business, your premium would be higher. Its a win win for the insurance company.

Lastly, a bank is out to make business and giving viable loans is one of them.
If you got a registered business that is up to date on tax and all constitutional requirement, you can easily access a loan if you got a collateral or very convincing projections of profitability and repayment.

Take your own advise and educate yourself. Ignorance can be pardoned but boasting in your ignorance is just ridiculous.

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LOL. You have been scammed. What you have is not Insurance coverage. Keep praying that there is no calamity in your business, then you will understand that in thinking that you know what you are doing, you ended up opening yourself up for heartbreak. They will find some technicalities not to pay because you relied on snake oil salesman of an underwriter...assuming you had one. If I were you, I will engage an experienced attorney to go over your insurance coverage.

Just keep praying.
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Blacks in US were protesting because they believe that Blacks lives matter.

I challenge them to go to Nigeria where black persons' lives are a dime a dozen. And the citizens would put all kinds of resistance to maintain shitty lifestyles. It gets worse with the ones who have been opportuned to be educated--they can rattle off all the thesis they read in a textbook without any iota of idea of how it is applied in real life.

And the cycle continues.
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Businessideas:
if it takes $1000 to remove 5 letters then it costs $200 to remove a letter. At N247 a dollar, that's N49400 per letter. This is almost the three times the minimum wage the governors are complaining that they can not afford
I just hope this news is false.
Sen. Melaye should please respond to this to clear his name. God bless Nigeria.

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Tattoo removal is a very fast growing business.

Then you look at the ratchet ladies and their counterpart losers rushing to get more tattoos because they think it is en vogue.

Go to the ghetto areas of Houston or Compton in California, every shithead has multiple tattoos. Are these the people you want to identify with? Some grass to grace folks (e.g. 50cents) are spending a lot of money to get rid of those low life identities.

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In a democracy, the legislative makes laws.

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Person no work well, una say na baba go slow.

Person work hard, una say make he slow down.

Which one?

No be like say Osinbajo dey complain
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magicminister:
Looool... once again, you have shown that you are just a social commenter who hasn't really been on the field.
Takibg out an insurance in Nigeria is as easy as abv.
As a matter of fact, insurance companies are begging to have companies take out policies with them.

First of all, oil business does not fall into the manufacturing and processing sector.
They fall into the mining and refining sector.

Secondly, insurance policies only covers what the customer wants them to cover.
I run a company and I took out a yheft and fire insurance.
The insurance company has no business with quality control. If you are a higher risk business, your premium would be higher. Its a win win for the insurance company.

Lastly, a bank is out to make business and giving viable loans is one of them.
If you got a registered business that is up to date on tax and all constitutional requirement, you can easily access a loan if you got a collateral or very convincing projections of profitability and repayment.

Take your own advise and educate yourself. Ignorance can be pardoned but boasting in your ignorance is just ridiculous.

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You have confirmed that Nigeria is an aberration and it seems that most of you are comfortable the way it is. You term it "Nigeria factor". No top-tier insurance will cover your business as you outlined. Then again, you correctly pointed out what exists in the zoo called Nigeria.

Come to think of it. How Is this my problem? Continue maintaining the status quo, keep your life expectancy below 50 and if it is ok by you...Who am I to complain?
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I sincerely respect the agitation by Igbo people in Nigeria as long as it is not tied to Jonathan who represented the worst mistake a political entity could make in an awkward nation like Nigeria.

Forward ever, backward never. The greatest insult to the Igbo tribe is the unalloyed support they are giving to Jonathan who didn't do anything exceptional for ndi Igbo. 8years in Aso Rock, SE and SS roads are in shambles. No 2nd River Niger bridge. It is bad that an outsider treats you bad, but it is worse when a supposed one of your own could not use the opportunities presented by providence to right the wrongs of the past.

Jonathan should remain a persona-non-grata in all SE and SS regions.

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That's what happens when you watch too many American movies.

It distorts reality. Perhaps, Phyno forgot that he is living in Nigeria.

The same way some bas.tards walk around sagging because their parents could afford DSTv.
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VampireeM:
Most APC governors are Incompetent Managers. Ajimobi and Aregberascal should keep waiting for federal allocation and depending on oil instead of creating a source of revenue for their states. Soon oil will finish, everyone would unfold their sleeping bags and sleep. Chanji Oshi

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How do you expect states to create revenue? These states do not provide enabling environment for businesses to thrive.
No social amenities, good infrastructure, etc.

Nigeria is fvcked!
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chiedu7:
stop this distraction talk.

Boko Haram is out of control.

Naira is nose diving.

The whole country is stagnant

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LOL. They don't know what hit them yet.

High inflation will make N200k/month salary look like N20k.

GEJ and co-looters may fly out to UK to relax until it is over.

And the suckers defending him will be stuck in Nigeria to bear the brunt.

Let naira be N1000 = $1...not my problem! Nigerians don't deserve any better especially the ones
still getting pocket money from parents that come online to defend a rape of their common goodwill.

What sucks is that Moneygram pegged their rate at N195.6/dollar.

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magicminister:
Cac registration and insurance does not in anyway bring in quality control.
You don't need a degree to know that insurance only protects the company from loss and cac registration makes the company liable to taxation and other things of course.

Department of petroleum resources are the people in charge of approving tank farms after quality checks and all necessities have been met.

Do you know the implication of a contaminated or improperly refined jet fuel?


Don't be so confident in your ignorance

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magicminister:
Till their product wrecks your car or causes an industrial disaster due to contamination.
Refinery goes beyond changing crude to end products.
They should meet up to standard before any license be granted

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Necessity is the mother of invention.

Get all the illegal refineries in SS to register with CAC and procure insurance.

Give them daily allocations. They refine, sell and pay applicable taxes. This will defeat unnecessary round-tripping.

More people will join this new gold mine.

Bingo!

It is not a rocket science after all.

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Biafrans are like a nagging wife.

You might not like the approach, but the sooner you listen to her, the better your marriage will be.

PMB is acting like a stubborn husband who chooses to ignore a nagging wife.

Who cooks his food? The same wife.

And you wonder why there are many widows in Nigeria and fewer widowers.

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I trust Nigeria.

You can be a wailer all you want. You can shout "witch-hunt" all you want.

Sooner than later, everyone or someone closely related will be a victim.

And the ones you are wailing for will be in far away London sipping expensive champagne.

So when I read from the apologists, I nod my head and say, "just a matter of time...."

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If you are served a dish of jollof rice, plantain, fried chicken and a little scoop of faeces, will you eat the food?

There you have it.
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mizquote:
√ A.t.m pin

√Facebook password

√email password.

√worst personal secret(s)

√ family secret(s).

which two have you shared?

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In-house enemy is the worst enemy.

Sharing a secret was what destroyed Sampson.

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ShakurM:
At the poster above, is that what you call talent, it's not talent one bit. It's child abuse sef.

Sexualisation of children is now the order of the day, her parents are to be blamed and flogged if need be

Parents, let your kids be kids!

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In this crazy world?

This is courting trouble.

Paedophiles will be salivating.

This is child abuse. Models in her age bracket showcase clothing for children but she is modeling adult wears in the pictures.

The exact same way one would feel seeing an adult modeling children's clothes.
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I thought Ozhekome is a lawyer.

Bail because of someone's status in the society?

Really!?
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You get on the bus to travel from Lagos to Abuja.

5mins after departure, there is a tap on the roof.

Standing right in your front is God's punishment for being poor.

From prayers to preaching to selling medications.

The nuisance just won't shut up. And lest you be accused of serving a marine spirit, all the passenger refuse to speak up against the merchant of death.

Suffering and smiling--the Nigerian anthem.
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Obasanjo is smart, brilliant, intelligent and an enigma.

Yes.....because Abacha died.

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manie:
He is a mopol attached to a bank.

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That's sad.

Paying someone N46k to be a sitting duck for armed robbers.

He is a tougher man than me.
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