₦airaland Forum

sniper1305:
I can see yhu are vry sick in ur upstair, do I look like dos men in black colectin 20naira 4rm motorist? No wonder u stil remain jobles

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Why are you angry? I am not the one that send you people out there with guns to extort money from hapless citizens.
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hahn:
I got this from facebook and thought it is worth sharing



Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208363981207537&id=1545267988

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I am surprised that you did not factor in salaries in arrears.

6 months of unpaid salaries will bring the average daily earning to near zero.

Is there a reason why you included the weekends in your calculations?

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sniper1305:
Gud write up OP, I am a mobile police coperal collecting 46k 4rm federal govt, tank God I was able 2 starve mysef & save some money 4rm my salary & my allowance 4rm d bank I was attached to, then took loan 4rm bank & bought a faragon bus, 2day I make between 8-10k daily. Dats like 5times my salary

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N46k is your basic allowance.

How about roadside benefits?

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Vigorous?

And there was no cavities search.

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Oooops:
Nairalander's, Please help share your views.

You have been enduring your boss who has been feeling on top of the world using you as house boy and maltreating the heck outa you, and you finally got this dream job. Is it right to state how wicked he has been and outrightly but maturedly insult him in your resignation letter

The feeling of just quitting without him knowing the pains you went through doesn't make sense to me! You sitdown think am too na!!!

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The world is big but small.

Keep it in and walk away.

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Africans like to do things in a crude way.

If you want to decimate BH convoy, you need Gatling gun mounted on a BlackHawk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGE23Uykd1Y

viviangist:
That is my Blood sister , thanks to biafra protesters yes i know that they have achieved their Goals.
Her Name ; Nkiruka Anthonia Ikeanyionwu
From Adazi Nnukwu Anambra state
Schooling at Fedral College of Education UMUNZE Anambra State
Age 21 years old

My Message to Nigerians and Biafrans ... Thanks so much for Killing NK Baby for me , Dear Nkiru That is what the world is all about , know body knows when his or her turn will clock ... Bye till we part No More .... From Mary Vivian Chinaza Illikannu Owner Vivian Gist

Nairalanders , is not a happy day at all ....

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Your sister is not a victim.

Everyone is eventually going to die some day.

But she died fighting for what she believed in.

If she is not a hero, tell me who is?

Is it the ones that don't have convictions but die anyway in road accidents, armed robbery attacks and other vices engineered by the leadership of the animal kingdom called Nigeria?

As sad as it is, you should erect a monument to celebrate her. She earned my respect.

Accept my condolences.

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If poor salary is not justification for stealing, how about poor, unpaid salaries?
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It doesn't make sense for two equally ugly people to get married.

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You call these drones?

LOL and SMH.

Quadcopter toys available in children's toy stores for $59 a piece. Can these go on a reconnaissance mission?

I give up on Nigeria.
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When is Nigeria going to get better?

Mark my word: NEVER!!!

In 2015, the two leading candidates were the worst there could be--an incompetent re.tard and a senile-possibly-Alzheimer-prone grannie.

During the campaign, I mentioned that PMB will fail Nigerians because in 1983 he was a mere figure head who represented the born-to-rule interests of the North. The guy most people feared and respected was Tunde Idiagbon--a no nonsense enforcer.

But then again, Nigerians were so fed up with the antics of the spineless "girlie man" from Otuoke that they were ready to vote even for a monkey to replace him.

It was surprising reading from Engr. Bolaji Aluko (the VC of Fed. Uni., Otuoke) lamenting a week ago that the two access roads to Otuoke are in shambles. Yeah! That's your hero's hometown. That's what the accolades is all about. A hero indeed.

And the ones that argue that GEJ meant well but was deceived by hangers on, I tell them to tell their prospective employers that they meant well but the only reason they graduated with a Pass was because they were deceived by slackers in school. Is that a cogent reason for failure?
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Mathematically, 1 + 1 = 2

As far as computer logic is concerned, 1 + 1 = 0.

Or logically, addition of 1 to 1.

So it depends...

Perhaps, it is another way of telling the employee that s/he is not employable.

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Almost there....

I am on the verge of becoming a wailer.

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kiddkash:
what the armed robbers did was bad bt Nigeria and jungle justice. in America these things don't happen there is a procedure, first arrest him and he will stand trial in front of a judge. I guess we don't have court of laws in nigeria

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You have no idea. Do you?

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Isn't that the same thing I preached against.

People who have to depend on others to survive should never copy celebrities. Multiple tattoos, piercings, etc. are easy ways prospective employees foreclose on life changing opportunities. The celebrities they copy are not out there looking for 9-5 jobs. But some think they know better than the employers.
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What incentives do Buhari have to make Nigeria better?

He is enjoying his retirement in Aso Rock knowing that age is not on his side. That is, he has nothing to lose if Nigeria fails.

PDP should have fielded a.good candidate to challenge PMB. But they stupidly chose GEJ--a very bad product. His carelessness.and cluelessness created the breeding ground for the emergence of grandpa Buhari. SS/SE are worse off than GEJ met them. Of what use is your person in.government if he couldn't protect your interests especially in a society deep-rooted in prebendalism like Nigeria? Politics is not a nominal partnership. I believe that SS/SE should have made GEJ a persona-non-grata after his wasteful years in Aso Rock which did not impact positively to the regions. But they welcomed him like a hero. If people keep rewarding bad behaviour, they will reap what they sow. Take a closer look at Nigeria today, defending the indefensible got then where they are today. Truth is being constantly drowned in sycophantic accolades.

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I can't help but laugh at the "I told you so" disciples. The 2015 elections propped up two candidates.who.are equally bad. You were asked to choose between a mor.on and a senile old man. Damned if you do; damned if you don't. Blame the society that chose those two as the only viable candidates.

In all, no matter who you supported, you are all in the mess together. Live with it. The bad living conditions affect one and all. You want to beat your chest at the failure of PMB or sulk at the loss of GEJ? Not my problem. When done, take a gallon and go.line up for fuel. It serves Nigerians right.

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What is the budgetary allocation controlled by a minister?

What is the budgetary allocation controlled by a senator?

There you have it.

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Become a "man of g/God"

That will provide you a platform to sell hope and scam your followers of their hard-earned money like the rest of the pastors.

If you are as good as you claim, I foresee you buying private jets on the sweat of ever-gullible Nigerians.

Think about it.

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After I read her initial epistle and choice of language, I decided not to pay attention to her.

She is seeking unnecessary attention with embellished record of events.

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NosoChic:
Well said....Besides she was 17 years old at that time and he was 25 years...Whatever evidence he claims to have, let him remember she was just 17

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First question: What is the age of consent in Nigeria.

Even the way the lady described the encounters left more to be desired.

At the end of the day, this issue may die a natural death.
Just saying...
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Anti-corruption campaign will not work under democracy.

For it to work, Buhari will have to set an example to show that he means business.

He has to sacrifice an Hausa/Fulani man first.

A perfect example will be public execution of Dasuki if found guilty of corruption charges. Then and only then will you see the looters return their loot and plead for softlanding. Criminals do not understand diplomacy; they respect violence.

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free2ryhme:
the time you took to reply my post would have been useful in searching Wikipedia on Google for that information.. sorry I cant help with that, if you cant find your way around the internet it is your problem not mine

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In other words, you want me to validate your baseless assertion. The onus is on you.

Have a good day.
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free2ryhme:
why you dey deceive yourselves go to Wikipedia and get updated

You should quote the relevant section of "Wiki" that you are referencing if your argument is valid. Some of you that have not crossed Murtala Mohammed airport will be quick to shout "Western world" as if you have any.slightest idea of what you are talking about.

free2ryhme:
In western world if you don't have degrees and certificates you wont be taken serious

define it all you want the truth is that is the system and how it sustain itself

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False!

Bill Gates and Zuckerberg have no degrees.

Most of the Hollywood actors and actresses have no degrees.

Western world pay close attention to degrees only in professional fields. Otherwise, experience comes first...someone who can get the job done and not a talking ahead.
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Pay her a visit.

Tell her the problems your family is having without placing it as a burden on her.

It is either she helps or she will give you a clue about what is the problem.

Either way, it will help your family make an informed decision about her.

There is no need for third party in this case which may end up aggravating and alienating her.

Joejonah:
N45/ litre and dollars now sell at $1=N1 barely 6 months we over threw education for illiteracy.


The change is real. ..

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The only regret is that both parties did not field vibrant candidates--

GEJ was a colossal failure.
PMB needs to be in retirement.

Both should have been limited to only LG chairmanship position.

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What is the difference between this and those paying for Daddy G.O's private jet so that he will make reservations for them in heaven.
The same gullibility that makes them hand over their hard-earned money to the scammers is the same that will make some goat pay N20k to check his/her name in the database.
One common denominator is that in both cases the pastors smile to the bank in utter disbelief of some people's stupi.dity.
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Abyam:
I'm married with 2 kids. I lost my job 3 years ago when my company was restructuring.
So I know how tough it is to be jobless especially with a family that is looking up to you for provision.

On the 15th Nov. God blessed my hustle and i got an offer from one of the high institution in my state as an assistant lecturer. I was very happy when i collected the offer, it rekindled my hope for the future because i have longed to become a lecturer since i was in school as it will give me opportunity to upgrade my certificates and to even study to Phd level with abundant of scholarships at their disposal.

But events took another turn this week when i was called by a coy i attended it's interview 2 years a go, they sent me an sms inviting me to come and meet their boss for final stage of the interview, to cut the story short....... i was offered another job with a mouth watery pay 3x the govt job, i'm to resume work on the 11th of January 2016.

My delimma now is to choose between a job with average pay(lecturing) while career growth is gradual or go for the money with opportunity to travel to other countries and a world class exposure.

Please Senior Men in the house advice me, i need the money but i'm worried because where i was working 3 yrs ago i was well paid, things were moving smoothly but when the time came to downsize, it can take anybody, matured advice gentlemen!

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I don't see the dilemma. You just came off of unemployment. SO you need a higher paying job with better prospects.

Take the multinational job. Your first goal next year is to save enough money to start something on the side you can fall back on in case unemployment rears its ugly head. Learn from your past experience and mistake. Don't go "living it up" for now.

You can get back into teaching whenever you want.
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Therock5555:
and that profile pix is gonna remain there till I leave Nl, because I have never changed it so have a good view.

Then castrate your own son first, maybe you have done worst things than I but you cloud yourself in a shadow of self righteousness and holiness and under a fake aura to claim holier than thou attitude.

If you agree that you have never seen a worldly image or movie or have never seen then let God take everything good that he has planned for me and dash you

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No need fighting me.

God is using your father to punish you already.

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Splurge on anything you like; your choice.

If you bring it up to social media, expect some backlash because it shows it is for show off and not an investment.

If you can't take insults, then keep the show off to yourself.

Rolex watches are assets. But I don't know if it could be easily monetized in Nigeria. Thus, Freeze made a bad choice of investment in this one.

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There is glut in crude oil.

Yet there is fuel scarcity in Nigeria.

What is the missing link? Refineries.

God forbid a black person uses his brain. They are still waiting for oyibo to point out the idiocy in exporting crude to import refined petroleum in this 21st century.

Bunch of mo.rons lead by mo.rons. I want the economy to be obliterated.
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