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190:
^Gud! to who,

you or my girlfriend lying on my bed!!

You had me laughing there,   
I knew your mischievious mind will go wild and specified that you be of good behaviour.
Okay Whatever! However it pleases you "Just be good okay Baby". There sure ain't no dull moment with you boy. . Gotta go, gotta go----take care.

190:
hiss,   

Ivy answer me jor 

my girlfriend currently lying on my body says hi

Oh Okay, say Hi to your babe for me too.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]I'm good Ivy. i am not mad,
was just laughing  . I am fine tho. how are u?[/color]

I'm good too, let me leave you lovebirds to do your thing, I gotta catch some sleep. Take care of you.   

and

190
Better be good (I mean be of good behaviour), Mr Mischievious!

OMG! Mzdarkie is here, don't be mad at me Darkie, how are you doing sweetheart? Hope good?

@190
190 Boy what is wrong with you??    Don't you sleep Sweetie, everybody in NL have gone to bed except you and your Mzdarkie. You guys love is seeming stronger by the day.
What kind of signature do you have on there, will you remove that F-word thing make I see road pass Ojare.    OMG! the poor signature seem to be changing every minute, I haven't even finished speaking and it got changed you are so incurable boy! We must crown you the Igwe Ogbaru gburugburu of NL cos you are everywhere at the same time.

MsCee:
@OP, if you were sensible you would know not to make general statements like that. Nigerian girls? I am Nigerian and I live in Chicago. But before then, I lived 31 years in Nigeria. and I never visited a dentist, never flossed and I brushed (still do) once a day and I have the whitest teeth and don’t have funky breath. But i did have a lot of friends, in Nigeria, who flossed and bushed several times a day.
You speak of girls in the States like they have better dental hygiene than those in Nigeria but you fail to mention that many Americans rely on mouthwashes or mint flavored gums to freshen their breaths. Go to the nearest grocery store and you can count the number of people with nice, white teeth. Isn’t that the reason people here have teeth whitening and cosmetic/aesthetic dental surgeries?
You lived in the US for 5years and you’ve become better than everyone else? N.i.g.g.e.r please! No wonder you were deported.
NLanders incase you are wondering, he told us himself and I quote: “perhaps i should go look for a [b]REPAT chick like myself?. . ”
repatriate [/b] vb (tr) [riːˈpætrɪˌeɪt]
to send back (a refugee, prisoner of war, etc.) to the country of his birth or citizenship
n [riːˈpætrɪɪt]
a person who has been repatriated

OMG! are you serious about the "repatriated" part? I saw where the poster used the word "Repat" and didn't pay attention to that one bit, I was even laughing thinking that it's all NL joke when somebody mentioned here that he was deported. Bikonu my people if this poster was really repatriated, we must have mercy on him and stop making fun of his thread, we have chided him enough.

Let's have mercy on him,[b] somebody that got deported/repatriated should be embraced back into the society and the abuses being rained on him is not good for his morale and spirit. [/b]It's not easy to get deported, I mean he must be going thru a lot trying to make a new living here in Nigeria and it isn't a good thing for all and sundry to be raining abuses on him like that, he has been corrected like an erring child deserves to be corrected and I'm sure that next time he will be more tactful about relating in Nigeria. Make una forgive him abeg my people, thank una wellu wellu -o-o. One love people! 

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=665641.msg8309826#msg8309826 date=1305243730]Long time no see!
You promised Me a link to your songs . . .the ones you've been working on! [/quote]Oh dear is that you? Did you say "links to my songs"? You misundertsood me then dearie, I am tempted to say "I am no musician" but let me not negate that cos I know that I have a talent that can be developed into one though right now I'm beginning to dream of being a sound Engineer and mixing sounds for musicians. I see myself hanging out by the Dejays and figuring out the intrigues of sound mixing, I sure have a huge thing for music. Not to worry if something results from that I will give you a link to that okay cutie. Take care of you and keep giving us hearty laughter in NL. Gdnite

Excerpts from Inked Nerd's post
Although a person can get HIV/AIDS through the trasmitting blood from another person's mouth, the chances of that are slim. You'd need to swallon gallons of the persons spit to really be infected.

Girl wait till you hear that you can be infected by simply using the same needle that has been used by a person infected with HIV. I guess you will faint then, ladies have been advised to be buying their pack of needles when going to fix weaves. The poster actually raised an important health issue that our society should emulate but the way he went about the topic came across to people as "snobbish".

Omo, I'm still having NL fun here-o-o

Excerpts from the post of Orton
Poster,I'm trying so hard to get my opinion across to You without insults, but to be sincere, I would really love to.BTW,
Why impose your nonsense on our ladies?
Whats so special about your mouth??
The same mouth You'll use to bite, lick, suck, drink and chew punny and arse crack!!
But,Lemme get this straight, so You're telling me that A girl would have to use a piece of rope [or thread or whatever] on her teeth before Your sorry self would consider her 'worthy' of a kiss?Taa!! . . .get away you! lemme hear word jor! . . .!!
I mean like really, really, who cares?
Nobi Your fault, i blame the mumu girl way dey take tutorials on how to 'tie teeth' from You.
BTW, Welcome to Nigeria, Over here We improvise - alot! . . . toothpicks as floss, bitter chewing sticks as brush, charcoal+ 'akanwa' as toothpaste, then salt in water as mouthwash.

What's so special about his mouth?
Abeg, leave the boy. Some people are more neatie neatie than the others
About the improvisation part,
M-e-e-n Nobody can improvise like we Naijas, Biggups to us!

Excerpts from the post of tpia
naija girls sef are beginning to annoy me.
how can you start kissing someone you barely know simply because he says he came from overseas.do you have any idea what else he brought from abroad besides some couple of dollars? mouth wey dem don take lick person yansh for over there una just go open mouth swallow im saliva as if overseas one no be saliva again? Na nectar?
eeeewwwwwwwwwis it westernization or what that's causing this rubbish.

You understand? Talk about the forming "My-boyfriend-came-in-from-America" campus girls! He-he!

@ all
Whew, our sweet thread seem to be generating a catfight right now. You ladies better kiss and make up now before the-ever-funny NLs will tell you that you are fighting over "You know who"?

@Poster
Old boy simply get a girlfriend and teach her to floss if she doesn't do that, Do you have to shout it from the mountain top of nairaland as if Nigerian ladies are dirty pigs? Now see what you are getting, sorry-o-o, kpele.
I must say that it's very sweet of the guys to come to the rescue of Naija ladies.

Thanks to the NLs that gave me hearty good laughs, I was left behind by all at the office and asked to close the door (after me) where I am having a good laugh. OMG! Let me run home and enjoy the remaining pages of this thread Ojare.

quote by Agaba
Hope you checked with all the girls you kissed in the US to find out if they have good dental hygiene.
Just come down from your high horse or[b] leave the girls alone and go get your kiss abroad. As if all girls floss abroad!
For your information they do not 'floss' their puxxy, you can as well make do with a doll when you are in Nigeria.
This your post is irritating![/b]

Oldboy abeg no kill the poor boy with your mouth!

quote by t-i-t squeeze
lol na only smelly breathe dey worry u? guy what about stds abi your yankee condom no de break?

Nnaa men!

quote by Lady T
Hisssss see nonesense!
Paddy lo were you deported back to naija or what?
As if you didnt come from Nigeria yourself and now you have shined your eyes. You fresh off the boat people get on my nerves.

Girl! Did you say that he is fresh off the boat? and Deported too? Rolls on the desk Laughing

quote by Macfarland
HEY Poster!
She doesnt even brush not to talk of flosh. But I kising everything u know!

Your love doesn't ask "why"? my brother! E no dey even fear "old meat" wey dey for teeth LOL

quote by Mithel to Babe's comment
@poster,u don see your wife nw.
By d power vested in me,i pronounce u man n wife . u may floss d bride

Omo who said we no get ladies wey no dey flush?

I am loving all of you NLs      , Who said that Naijas don't have such (special ability to make one laugh) that cannot be found anywhere else?

AjanleKoko:
@OP,
This one is old.
Though I can immediately predict how this particular thread will play out:

- The Igbo chaps will claim her immediately, as proof of how intelligent the Igbos are, and how dumb the others, especially Yorubas, are.- The Yorubas will bounce back by listing 10 other Yoruba chicks who also write, sing, or act, while immediately dismissing Chimamanda as a mere pop tart, plus also remind everybody how a Yoruba man is the only Nobel Laureate.
- The dudes from the Romance section will applaud her frontals.
- The conspiracy theorists will move the thread in the direction of how the white man has suppressed our great authors like Chimamanda.-
The NL intellectuals will start a debate regarding which school in the US she attended, and how well it compares to the one they currently attend, and throw in a lament of how Nigerian education has gone to the do[b][/b]gs. Plus an analysis of what her IQ is likely to be, whether or not she's a member of MENSA, and so on.
-Maybe [b]Musiwa might throw in a map of her ancestral home, plus the waypoints to where she currently lives.[/b]Nobody will bother to discuss the talk itself.

Ivynwa rolled on her desk and laughed and laughed and laughed.
@Ajanlekoko
Old boy you too much o-o-o, thanks for giving me NL Laughter Number one of the day.

In my own opinion I will say that we humans are the ones that constrain ourselves to "the danger of believing a one-sided single story", it results from small mindedness and the inability to broaden the mind in thinking. Sometimes the environment contributes to it only on this condition: if you yourself that hears ideas from the people around you, believes it without questioning, researching or verifying it. Yet there is no denying the fact that some single stories have an atom of truth to it, we should only be careful not to generalize and conceptualize all people from a story.
As per the Tribalists of NL, I have learnt to avoid their sickening rantings and not bother with reading their posts. Some Africans that were affected by the slave trade (that is the descendants) are out there broken hearted that they do not know their origin or tribe and some of us(the tribalists) in Africa that should embrace ourselves in oneness are here castigating and pouting to ourselves like "     you are from so so tribe and your people ain't no where close or can't be measured to my people". Just the very way kids pout when they play.   . Isn't it ridiculous? One love people!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=313171.msg8269354#msg8269354 date=1304680500]My third husband is the same way, @ poster.

I'll soon dump him now.[/quote]My Fourth husband is worse than that but he at least bought me a jet and built me a five star hotel in Florida so imma bear with him until he tidies up the deal for the Island he is trying to buy for me and I will kick his a** outta the door. Let's roll people it's friday night, where the party at?
I fit Laugh? No I no fit laugh.

ogugua88:
Probably because the one they have is real.

No nothing or no anything? Lol.

I usually don't support these kind of things. I didn't like the way Saddam Hussein's body was plastered all over the news when he was hanged. This is different though. With what he did to people in Kenya, England, and the US, he doesn't deserve any kind of respect from anyone. So, I can definitely understand the outcry from Americans.

At the same time, the US is walking with their heads high. When Iraqis and Afghanis were killing western troops, dragging them in streets, mutilating them, hanging them on bridges, it hurt American/UK morale. They looked like barbarians though. I don't see the need for the US to stoop to their level, even if it is Osama bin Laden we're discussing.

@Ogugua
Thanks Ogugua, your wisdom got to me. The world need more modest-thinking persons like you who have respect for the dignity of the human race.

It was also on CNN that the picture being circulated was a work of manipulation used by a certain media to sell their papers, the US is still contemplating the release of the picture so nobody should believe that picture being circulated, the first time I saw it-----I went "how can a dead person's mouth be that open (the mouth is set as though the person is alive)".

Methinks that in the interest of peace, decency, human dignity and all that the US should not release the picture as it will instigate the easily moved extremists of the world and I am sure it is one of the reasons dissuading them from splashing the pics all over the place. Releasing the pics may be a wrong and insensitive move on their part just like they have made the little mistake of announcing how they buried OSL, it should have been kept under wraps. The dissemination of that lil info may still instigate some extremists, I won't be surprised if some Osama followers go digging in the sea for his body to have and worship. The things we human do in the name of religion is unbelievable!   

It also beats me that the naysayers are all singing "show me a picture before I can believe " and that "the Obama adminstration are deceiving us all", how in the world will the US administration stoop to cooking up such stories? even if anybody does, Obama for one will not go along with it. He is not a perfect person but he can't stoop to deceiving the world just to get accolades, I deem him more modest than that.

Let them hold down the pictures, there is no need to prove to the naysayers that he is dead indeed. What matters is that we all have peace in this world as all these stole the peace of our world, it gave birth to too many hatred and deaths. It's time for people to heal, forgive and live in harmony once again. Nobody should hate on others belief, we have been given the spirit of discernment and anybody is free to chose what he/she wants to believe in. Even if one is so s-t-upid as to choose to believe in the sand or in air or even take their fellow human as their God, it is their choice. We need peace in our world please. 

stillwater:
Wasn't it on CNN that his pics haven't been released yet? That the US' is still contemplating if it should be released or not? Where did you guys get these photos from?

Yes it was also on CNN that the picture was a work of manipulation used by a certain media to sell their papers, the US is still contemplating the release of the picture so nobody should believe that picture above, the first time I saw it-----I went "how can a dead person's mouth be that open (the mouth is set as though the person is alive)".

Methinks that in the interest of peace, decency, human dignity and all that the US should not release the picture as it will instigate the easily moved extremists of the world and I am sure it is one of the reasons dissuading them from splashing the pics all over the place. Releasing the pics may be a wrong and insensitive move on their part just like they have made the little mistake of announcing how they buried OSL, it should have been kept under wraps. The dissemination of that lil info may still instigate some extremists, I won't be surprised if some Osama followers go digging in the sea for his body to have and worship. The things we human do in the name of religion is unbelievable!  

It also beats me that the naysayers are all singing "show me a picture before I can believe " and that "the Obama adminstration are deceiving us all", how in the world will the US administration stoop to cooking up such stories,? even if anybody does, Obama for one will not go along with it. He is not a perfect person but he can't stoop to deceiving the world just to get accolades, I deem him more modest than that.

Let them hold down the pictures, there is no need to prove to the naysayers that he is dead indeed. What matters is that we all have peace in this world as all these stole the peace of our world, it gave birth to too many hatred and deaths. It's time for people to heal, forgive and live in harmony once again. Nobody should hate on others belief, we have been given the spirit of discernment and anybody is free to chose what he/she wants to believe in. Even if one is so s-t-u-pid as to choose to believe in the sand or in air, it is their choice. We need peace in our world please. 

roymary:
Oops , Now can we all go back to our normal lives when we had lil to worry about. Osama almost ruined everything. Rubbish.

BTW, is[b] zstranger[/b] also fstranger [b]Fstranger [/b]wouldn't support an extremist like Osama.

Roymary
Whoever the stranger-series-man is, is one hell of Nairaland ladygaga Gentleman gaga. The original drama king, I must stop looking at his posts so that he doesn't get to me and to think that he is equally an intelligent person beats me hands down.

zstranger:
“[size=15pt]We treat them in the same way. Those who kill our women and innocent, we kill their women and innocent, until they refrain[/size].”  May his soul RIP. Long live the greatest freedom fighter


To Osama, its an eye for three-thousand lives.

May his soul RIP.

Fstranger/Zstranger etc
Why does an intelligent person like you enjoy heckling people and getting on the nerves of all? Are you a drama king? ^{You have to be!} 

I am still trying to get round to what motivated a man to wake up and strategize for airplanes to be hijacked and ran into buildings so as to kill people. The world should stop hating on one another's religion as he has instigated because such a man had no religion in his heart in the first place.

quote by Aro
Just knew Obama would kill Osama !!!

You nairalanders never cease to give me good doses of laughter, this is my second good laugh today.

Yeah boy! It's not really heartwarming to rejoice over the death of another person yet this is a person that engineered the death of thousands of innocent people and above all stole the peace of our world or hasn't anybody noticed that the world has been full of wars and hatred and deaths of innocent in wars after that 9/11 attack of his. It was during those wars that people became hardened as to be strapping bombs on themselves and killing and maiming themselves and others What wickedness!
IF NOT FOR ANYTHING THE WORLD CAN TAKE A BREATH OF RELIEF.
It was also that attack that increased hatred for moslems across the world even when it isn't every muslim that is bad and as Obama said in his speech the same Osama has killed thousands of muslims too.

I am hoping that his followers can chill and see the futility in warring and killing so that the world can go back to when we all had peace and people are minding their business and doing their thing religious wise without hatred from others. I am a christian yet I admire the devotion with which moslems do their religious worship. Let us allow love back into our world.

Omo,
I follow trip for that Obama's swagger as he walks out after his speech, that is one hell of a happy man and I am happy for him, in a way he helped vindicate Bush who is being blamed from alll angles for embarking on those wars. Yet I am still pained at the many people that have died in those wars. May their souls rest in peace.

Our Jonathan should hurriedly send down forces (military or otherwise) down the north to stop those killers that are denying us peace. Anything in the news is enough to make them kill and we don't want to mourn anybody again. The hearts of people are broken enough please.

Woyiiiiii I got real excited reading that Mariah finally delivered her twins, a boy and a girl. Ain't we happy for them. Glory be to God who made it possible for her to carry her babies to termas and deliver safely, Alleluiah Somebody, Amen people!

The details are in the link below
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/mariah-carey-nick-cannon-parents-of-twins/61864

@ak47mann/at73mann(sorry pls)
I gotta run along sweetheart, gotta finish my work at the office so that I can head home. Say me well to your father, it is the courage of people like him that still enable some Nigerians be able to get some little job buy garri follow others eat because the government cares for nobody. Take care okay and be good.

ak47mann:
NO WE WONT MY PARENTS TOO MY DAD IS AN INDUSTRIALIST TILL DATE NEVER GET HELP OR LOAN FROM NIGERIA GOVT I REMEMBER AS A KID MY DAD BROUGHT IN SOME JAPANESE ENGINEERS TO MOUNT GALVANIZING MACHINES IN HIS FACTORY TALKING ABOUT 20YRS AGO AND HE STILL MAINTAINED IT HE BUY PARTS NOW FROM CHINA B4 IT WAS JAPAN NO HELP FROM GOVT.THEY JUST KEEP SENDING THEIR FELLOW CRIMINALS AGENT CALL THEM TAX MEN TO DISTURB MY DAD

LOL, your father must be a courageous man to be running such, how do these industries break even with no constant electricity? I am sure there are millions of people who were discouraged from running industries back home because of electricity. The money accrued from the oil should have been used to solve all those problems so that we can develop more, have more industries and more employment for people but the greedy ones will rather stash the money away for their generations that are presently squandering it and hanging their shoulders around in the name of elite families yet are being worshipped and adored by the very Nigerians their fathers have stolen from. We can't keep taking these rubbish, enough is enough. We need to move forward.

ak47mann:
NIGERIA A FAILED STATE YOU ARE RIGHT LETS US QUIETLY DIVIDE THIS COUNTRY IN PEACE, TOO MUCH HUMANS SURVIVING ONLY IN OIL 120MILLION PEOPLE LEAVING ON HAND OUT FROM Federal GOVT. IT WILL NOT WORK. ivory coast they are the highest cocoa EXPORT IN WORLD and we have cocoa plenty in Nigeria wasting

120? We are talking about 150million people and where do you see the hand-out from federal govt because I have never benefitted anything from the govt, everything my parents used to raise me was hustled for by them. I myself I am still hustling for myself, no water from the govt, no health care, no free education, no love even. It's hate all around because you don't feel like you belong, it may even be the hatred that the system transmitted into these killers and bombers that they are spewing out GIGA (Garbage in, garbage out). A very uncaring nation that calls itself Nigeria. What is the use of saddling us all along when nothing gets to people, should we all be suffering forever?  

ak47mann:
people never gonna believe that nigeria might part away one day from god spoke through their prophet from gadafi but nigeria withdrawn their ambassador from lybia

My stance long before Ghadaffi even said that has always been that people be given their countries (division into 4 or 5) so that resources may reach people as our population is outrageous much more now that some of us are greedily falling upon others in the name of f-r-e-a-king power and hatred for the religion of others.
They took away their ambassador from Libya as a sign of their wanting to remain united, tell me where is the U in the unity of this country?

@Virgo and LadyT
Do you know that for the past 24 hours I can't help wondering and wondering whether our forefathers and even the fathers and elders and so-called politicians of the south were blindfolded while those greedy people fell upon the deltans and the whole south and took away the oil revenues to dump for their generations abroad.
      I cannot allow somebody to fell upon me and take everything I want and I am still smiling and suffering, people should stop being afraid of them, their arrows and their threats of war and rise up to these oppressors. If they try any rubbish, the international community has already realized the cunning game they have played and will all tell them that enough is enough. They have r-a-p-ed Nigeria enough, right now we the youths are not keeping quiet like our fathers. We are not taking these rubbish and primitiveness anymore because we are a refined set of people with defined goals, they ain't drawing us back anymore. LET THE DIVISION BEGIN!

ak47mann:
southerners should start running back home save yourselves pls

Do I even know what they are still doing in that north? Who still live in the north? It is their Christian brothers there that I am pitying because when we finally divide SOON, they may use all of them to do peppersoup. Barbarians! killing people and breaking the hearts of mothers and their families.

@Evamathis
You christian residents of that area should find a way to leave that north for those barbaric killers, we are tired of mourning innocent people just because some s-t-u-pid people do not like their religion. Their hatredness has them running mad, if they wake up and politics is in their head they look for southerners to kill. The day they remember religion they will kill their fellow christian brothers. I am tired.

queensmith:
Theres power in numbers, there should be a thread dedicated to everyone that has been slaughtered, lost business,missing family and etc. These people need to find an avenue to let thier shreiks of despair be heard. People cant continue to die while the world ignores it. Theres mass genocide in Nigeria and nobody bloody knows!! Numbers being pulled out of arses! Im sure they will simply round the bodies up and burn them because people mean nothing to these leaders.
I never really advocated the split because i knew the southerners will get greedy and want the country split in pieces, however i do strongly believe the hausas dont need to be a part of Nigeria, they make absolutely no contribution to the country, unless its high numbers of outdated parasitic disease and infections the world thot theyd eradicated! I always try to keep an open mind but these people piss me off! If your serious about a gathering to discuss splitting Nigeria please feed us on that. There should also be an independant news source that will report all of these genocidal killings. Together we really can make it happen!

@Queeny
Girlfriend that is huge, please have mercy. These killers are making everybody get real angry with them, we mustn't  allow them make us bite our tongue. What is this craziness that we can't have peace in this country?