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Mariangeles:
Let me ask you this question as nwaafo Igbo; can you visit your in-laws empty handed?

Answer honestly...

[color=royalblue]When did he turn to her in-law? Dem don marry?

I can decide to bring a gift everytime I visit. That doesn't mean it's an abomination if a guy shows up without a gift in front of his babe's mum.

She even told us how her mum entertained him.

Sincerely, I think her boyfriend dodged a missile. The Op needs a lot of growing up[/color]

Mariangeles:
I don't know about the others, but in my tribe (Igbo), that's how things are done.
You don't go to your in-laws bare handed.
It is not an act to be proud of.

[color=royalblue]Your clan, nne

The intending in-law must not bring something everytime he visits.[/color]

Trayceey:
I'm not defending my mum. You know these mothers always have a hold on us

[color=royalblue] Whatever hold you feel she has on you, you are an adult. Learn to discern and apply some wisdom

Your mom was not happy with his actions? Fine.

You could just plead with your boyfriend to apologize to her. It's more respectful than asking him why he didn't bring anything

You have just given him a bad impression about your family, especially your mum.

Don't blame him if he thinks your mum is greedy, or going to be difficult

It would have been averted[/color]

[color=royalblue]I find it funny that you are still defending the irritating attitude your mum displayed

He did not bring any gift (as a boyfriend) and your mum is angry. I wonder what would happen when he marries you

Always apply wisdom, my sister. It's not everything you talk or react to. You could have simply apologized on his behalf and talk to him to apologize to your mum, rather than confront him on why he didn't bring anything.

I just pray you don't ruin a good relationship because of gift[/color]

FuckEveryday:
So basically, NNPC falomo sells beta fuel than Northwest VGC

[color=royalblue] That's not Falomo, but yes, that NNPC is the real deal.

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pocohantas:
Chineke! Evening newspapers!

[color=royalblue]Have sense this year, abeg [/color]

pocohantas:
You shouldn’t take the words of an U-30 man, who ran away from his own house because of a 35years old Ogbunike woman, seriously.

[color=royalblue]If you were chatting with your boyfriend, how come the screenshot is that of a girl, instead of a guy?

The profile picture is that of a girl, instead of a guy

The name Bose is that of a girl, instead of a guy

The comments on the left should portray that of a girl talking to a guy, but it seems like the opposite


Let me wear my glasses. Maybe I'm seeing something else [/color]

lexzyy:
Good evening everyone. Please how do I change the phone number I registered with on bolt. I miss placed the number, I want to add a new one.

[color=royalblue]I don't think you can change it because they would send a confirmation code to the misplaced one

Just go to their office.[/color]

pope191:
Make God they watch over us, too many stuffs I did in my start up days... I don't pray to pick oworo or any other passengers by bus-stop again I'll rather listen to good music as I blow empty.

[color=royalblue]Those passengers dey spoil door handle oh [/color]

eyinola:
Within 10 minutes of chatting today my mkney drop gbangaun...all this riders like iron hand

[color=royalblue]See as she dey stammer for chat

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iamJ:
Salah and mane have always been the main finishers for that team

Firmino scores important goals but he isn't consistent, salah and mane will have 15 goals each and firmino will have 6

[color=royalblue]Mane has 6 goals this season

Firminho has 5 goals

Talk another thing, bros[/color]

emmancecute:
Show us the way.

[color=royalblue]It's just an old trick that I'm sure you know already..

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kanuisagoat:
E don dey show o. Things no too dey move as before.

You remember that discussion we had? You were right, I finally figured it out. Now I no dey send, any rating wey you like give me. My account is never getting blocked

[color=royalblue] Correct Gee

I knew you'll discover it soon.[/color]

kanuisagoat:
If he has not been blocked before, he'll be released after 24 hours. . Not really a big deal considering the winter in town

[color=royalblue]Winter don show?[/color]

pocohantas:
We have resumed o. I am thinking if I won’t be a trophy wife like this.



What is going on here? You mean you guys have never seen someone do that?

Please I need someone on this Nairaland to agree with me. I can’t be the only one that uses salt to eat my avocado pear naaaa!

[color=royalblue]You're the only one

Salt ko, mayonnaise ni[/color]

davit:
No. The guys had earlier given me wrong impression about the trip. Firstly, he didn't indicate the address both for pick up and drop off. He just put Lekki Phase 1 on th app as drop off. I had to struggle to get part of the address as he didn't give the street eventually. On getting to the estate gate, I called several times before another guy picked his call and gave the description of the drop off. Since the lady said the 2 girls were brought for her and insisted she was the one paying, I didn't bother calling the guy again.

[color=royalblue]Ohh

There's nothing to do. He should report to Bolt and EFCC.

Next time, don't settle for less. Collect your complete money as e dey hot

Bolt already removed their comission from #11,200
The guy sef dey insist say na 12k you collect

Yet na 7k you collect [/color]

davit:
Guys, see me se wahala o. A guy made a request for 2 girls coming from Ajuwon axis to Lekki Phase 1 yesterday. It took me around 50 mins waiting before the girls showed up. I waited that long cos it was a destination trip as well as on 1.9 surge. Trip ended 11, 200. The guy didn't show up. I saw a lady who came to get the girls. She said the amount was too much and that she was the one to pay. After back and forth, she asked for my account number. She said she had done the trqnsfer but I didn't see it. She later gave me cash of 7k. I asked for price review and it was approved. I was surprised to hear from the guy today that I collected 12k from the girl whereas the amount was showing 7k on his app. I tried explaining what happened but he wouldn't listen. He kept threatening that he would report me to Bolt. I ve told him to go ahead. I still have the screenshot of the original amount of 11200. I've shared it with him but he is not listening to my explanation. What else do you advise?

[color=royalblue]Did you call the guy when the lady was refusing to pay the fare?[/color]

pocohantas:
Sorry about that. Next time plan your cooking well, because if you continue like this- no horseband for you.

[s]What? I thought that’s the standard o. Rub a little salt on the pear and enjoy. I can’t be alone.[/s]

[color=royalblue]You are alone.

Delete that thing there before I knock you [/color]

eyinola:
hmmmmm some riders shaaaa, I picked this lady from lekki phase 1 to oral estate on the 31st ,after we got to oral estate she said she forgot to use the atm that I should drive her to any atm around of which i had already end the trip(1500) i don't know whr to see any bank on that express so i said let me buy fuel with her card she accepted unfortunately thr pos was not working, so she promised to send the money later on as we couldn't find any bank around, this lady from my observation was willing to pay but probably because we hv departed she felt no need to pay anymore cos she fly in from akwa ibom and was flying back the next day according to her gist if i send her message on watsap her reply is always i will send it dear..I hv checked her profile on Facebook she's a beauty queen and doing some humanitarian works. Noting works perfectly in this country that's y i prefer all this ehailing business should be strictly cards

[color=royalblue]Look at how romantic you sound in your chats

Screenshot her IG page, Facebook name and all details

Drop it on her chat and tell her she has 48 Hours to send you your money, or she should accept whatever step you take next

It's that simple[/color]

OJURONGBE1:
Retard, that is what you are.
Guardiola and Zidane had Messi, Xavi& iniesta & Ronaldo, Modric & Benzema in their respective teams. Who would u compare to them in this present day Chelsea team?

[color=royalblue]So every team needs a clone of Messi, and Modric in order for the forwards to receive creative passes?

As much as Jude dey vex person, he still has a point.

Before Klopp, would you rate Wijnaldum, Henderson and Fabinho highly? But I'm sure they look like very good players now.

I have not completely written off Lampard, but he has been very poor lately. These same players would do well under another coach.

Lampard dey fck up. Make we no dey defend am everytime[/color]

Ishilove:
I know the fun part, but the romantic part na error.



More like...?

They marry outside their state, that I know. The few ones I know are very Igbotic and egotistical, but there are exceptions like J111333 who is a very nice person.

[s]They usually have very thick Igbo accent, eg pronouncing Lexus as Lexoos. Some of them believe women should be like civil servants, i.e, seen but not heard. All of them, and I mean all the ones I have been aquainted with are VERY unromantic and are alpha males, so if you can cope with an alpha male then you have no fear. [/s]

ifec92:
I have a small gist for y’all
My siblings came around and I decided to take them out today...we set out around 9am , playing music and enjoying the cruise not until I jam this unfortunate danfo driver shortly after Ikeja along...I indicated I’m taking a right turn to ikeja bridge but the idiot kept on driving rough and then scratched me...i got really mad and was like gosh,(this new year)...
Naso I just run go double cross am for front as e no wan wait follow me tok
Even at this, the idiot still Dey find way to run, e con hit me again, this time, he scratch was much
I lost my manners, told my siblings to leave the car, I jumped out from the other side .....
Naso I just rush go meet the driver, I turned Anthony Joshua oo
I punched the idiot real hard (though I got one hard punch on my left eye lol)
I no know say I fit fight Agbero walahi
Luckily, barracks no far, my sis go call one soldier
The story long gaan

[color=royalblue]Lol

You indicated that you're going to the right, and he kept on driving rough? Then just let him pass ...it is that simple. It doesn't make him a better driver, or make you a weakling.

Some things are sure
1) Your time was wasted because of this

2) Obviously, you car wouldn't look the same, unless you spend some money.

Try and avoid troubles brother, because e no dey finish.

So sorry for your ordeal[/color]

[color=royalblue] Happy New year, guys.

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Felicity0001:
I actually thought you weren't driving again... Matrix!

Nice ride baba

[color=royalblue] Compliments of the season bros

No, I don't drive anymore, and that's not a Matrix. It's a 4runner

Happy Holidays bro[/color]

[color=royalblue]Na because of 10k that guy dey Cheerfully give insults?



Nothing wey beret no go see for Mercy Chinwo head

Make Una finish this Una contest make we hear word abeg [/color]

[color=royalblue]I am not a fan of Davido, but I like how he keeps going further, making more hits with people they can only dream of.

Heaven knows I'll use my wealth and might to take my children to the top when the time comes.

If I fit afford school wey dey pay #10 million per term, I go put them there.

There's no point of striving to be wealthy, and end up allowing my kids start from the bottom.

God forbid
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KingAlabi:
I never start with your abgero brothers yet

I just dey prep

Compliments of the season too bro

[color=royalblue]The world dey turn..No forget oh

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KingAlabi:
Where you dey since

You never dey see my mails

[color=royalblue]My inbox don full

No carry your wahala near me next year abeg

Compliments of the season bro [/color]

afrodoc2:


You sef see as the boy wound me on top nothing.

Anyway if Marina no wear pant i no get any argument with anybody.

[color=royalblue]Una don dey in form now, we no go hear word

Na here all of Una pack Una sef put

No nsogbu. Uwa n'eme ntughari [/color]

Lana1:
You want to use stats to justify that Martial was best attacker last season.

Yet the one that has only one goal is the best attacker this season while the one with 7 isn't.

chillex8:
Volkswagen Jetta 1.8L
Nissan Sentra 2.0L
Hyundai Accent 1.6L
Kia Rio 1.6L
Honda city 1.3L
Mitsubishi Lancer 1.6L
Ford Focus 1.6L
Ford Mondeo 2.0L
Gelly 1.3L
Tata 1.2L
Hyundai xcent 1.3L
Hyundai Elantra 1.6/2.0L

And a whole lot.

Now, cost of parts is relative.

[color=royalblue]Tata for Uber?

I don already dey pity him rating if him try am.

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