₦airaland Forum

Armaggedon:
You should know some people enjoy deviance simply for the fun of it. non adherence to tradition is the major cause of marital crisis of this age, such as domestic violence and separation. Instead of not carrying palmwine because everyone in your community is evil and you're the only righteous one, do a low key one with only family around. It's so important. Non alcoholic drinks have no business with spiritual matters.

you will live long bro. may our ancestors bless you more

donbachi:
My greatgrand father used it,the one before him,used it.the one after him,used it.my father used it and i used it...my kids must use it..no be for their hands e go change.na e make many marriages no dey work,palm wine get e own blessing,and dem carry other man made drinks replace am..dem for also stop to dey cook for traditional weddings or the collection of dowry...yet,the marriage list no dey change.

don't mind them

ifytrik:
my brother you no know say Nigeria police de work hand in hand with devil? Naso them go take perish finish i no care weting kill them but i must celebrate their death

lolxxxxx hahahaha I concur with u bro. I once told my younger brother that any day you wake up and say u want to join Nigeria police ehhhh, na that day I will celebrate Ur date and will be happy that u died. honestly I hate that name (Nigeria police) like mad. anybody can attack me here for what I said but I don't care.

Wickedfacts:
What is this?

I thought Abraham Lincoln freed all the slaves?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo lolxxxxx u for add wickedness join ur name na

RemoveKebab:
Even the gods won't accept this

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy why u no add wickedness join ur name na. see as u finish ur fellow man

phorget:
I often see this type of food at crossroads.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear people dey dis nairaland oooooo. u mean say na food wey dem dey give ancestors be dis? guy ur wickedness no be here

Franzinni:
Be like wetin dem dey feed hush puppy laidis laidis..

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo lolxxxxx. u mean say na yam plus beans dem dey feed our billionaire brother?

Xenry:
No oo, it's yam and beans. It's a very delicious food.

so for Ur mind now u cook food ehhhh? when Ur mate dey cook for community, wedding and birthday party any kind of soup. guy to slap u now dey hungry me here

Carchoice:
Is that aha(pounded yam mixed with red oil) and beans?

Aha is mostly prepared for the gods

Abi na rice and beans be that?

You don’t eat fish or meat?

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u dey mad ooooo. u know weda na gods he wan serve the food for? maybe ancestors don't need meat no fish lol

ifytrik:
well maybe for you, as for me its a good news, the reason is, am typing this from a police cell, there is a cofew here that runs from 10pm to 5am so while i was returning from hall after psg mancity match yesterday, those bastards arested me at excatly 9:48pm, i tried to resist the arrest since it was not yet 10pm but they eventually overpowerd me and took me to the station and straight to the cell, well its morning already and they've named their price(5k), my brother is bringing the money alraedy so i will soon be out of here, but from today henceforth i will always celebrate the death of any Nigeria policemen or women so permit me to dance to the news pls.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u Wicked ooooo. but u for watch the ball on ur phone na though PSG spoil my ticket yesterday but I will forgive them

BENARI:
Even Jesus and his disciples were looked down upon. If somebody told you 2 years ago that ipob will be bearing arms today and chased away all checkpoints that have plagued southeast for decades, would you have believed it?

Keep underestimating them, that's all I can say.

Every hero and warrior was once a helpless baby.

I don't know how it will happen, but something tells me Douglas road will change to ikonso way. The people not the government will adopt the name, and if they do, it must stick. Ndi Igbo are with MNK believe it or not.

As for me, the next time, I'm in owerr and boarding a tricycle, I'm telling them to take me to ikonso way, and surely they will take me there. There's nothing any governor can do about it.

I just love the way you put it benari. don't them

Hizzy:
you no use your sense come online

lolxxxxx hahahaha I just ask his sister now she he forgot it in the toilet

Whiteangel1234:
Ikonso Junction sounds better than Awo Mmama

lolxxxxx hahahaha abi

Vision101:
You are her central bank. Why should you expect any gift from her. Have you ever seen commercial banks lend to cbn?

lolxxxxx hahahaha good question there my guy

fir the past 3 years now na my borehole me and my family dey drink

owobokiri:
After all these, this son of thunder still brought her back inside the house!?
For what kwa-nû? The gal that's being repeatedly and viciously raped but still comes back for 'return leg', .. is that one not an ogbonge jezebel
Seriously!
Them use abunna swear for the man? How can you leave your wife in Lagos and go to Abuja to play a fast one on a fast lane with a runaway karashika?!?
She for pour the oil inside his brain!
I can't see his face, but honestly his back looks stoopid!

I swear brother, the story isn't adding up. he always rape you and you always come back. she has attempted to kill you and you still allow him around you? am just confused here right now like buhari

PlayMaker14:
Princess has alot of questions to answer...

-What kind of "help" was she rendering to the notorious pedophile?

-Why wait all that long to call out the useless child molester?

I am not in support of what the Baba Molester did, but this clout chasing must stop...

Most of our long forgotten artist now use clout chasing to peddle their way back to limelight.

she is chasing clout because she bursted the bastard ehhhhhh. I don't pray such to happen to your daughter. but if you don't know what to say why not keep quiet

Richochett:
At least I'm more intelligent than you.

you are more intelligent? so you don't know where people wey get intelligent dey ehhhh monkey �

Richochett:
You don't have any legal right to lock her out of her personal belongings (e.g clothes). If you're not comfortable with her attitude simply tell her to start looking for accommodation.

Moreover, from your narratives I can't see anywhere the girl has wronged you. You're are just acting bossy because its your house

Allow her to enter the house.

my friend shut up your mouth jare. why not be quiet if you don't know what to say

Kingcalls:
Thats the entitlement mentality women have...imagine say u decide to de hammer am , she will do worse... thats the difference between guys and girls...if na man u accommodate freely...he will sleep on the floor and still act like house boy to u...he will b going on errands free for u and will b fetching the water without u knowing that the is water problem...men are more appreciative than woman and never forget the help u gave them when they were in need ... women act like entitled spoilt kids

you said it all my brother. no wonder God said he regret creating woman

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

guy please try and travel small like one week and before you come back no be person go tell her to find her level. very stupid and arrogant bitch

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

you acted like a man bro. I just love your gut

Acidiously:
Operation crocodile tears for Madrid tonight courtesy of Timo wire

oga abeg don't call that name again be the is a colossal loose in Chelsea. he doesn't fit that sweet club I swear. I no even know who buyam

mouthofThegod:
Return the device to the owner...And stop invading people's social media's accounts anyhow

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u mean say no be helinius type the massage? you really cought the thief

tit:
Is this not old news?

yes, news of 2019. any other question?

kingphilip:
As you are telling us, should we issue him query and call him to order

I was thinking prophecies are meant to be delivered without looking forward for favor.

You shouldn't be calling wait till 4 years after, he'll be the one rejecting his calls

lolxxxxx hahahaha not in Nigeria. if you have money there will be massage for you from the pulpit

Juliusmalema:
These people always fight all the time.

Yoruba and Hausa-fulani clashes is moving towards uncountable nouns...




of course it doesn't concern us. brothers do fight.

Yorubas and fulanis are one.

according to tinubu. they are brothers

but a pastor abi na prophet said yesterday that he will be the next president after buhari

PlayMaker14:



In as much as they're protesting against the club owner, I believe this action carried out by the fans of a Penalty loving club have a political undertone.

An average Brit's is always jealous of the Americans, and the British have never been a trusted ally to the Americans. Sometimes, I see it as a secret battle of Supremacy just like the one Ghana is having with Nigeria.


This act of stupidity displayed by Penchester United fans shows you the mental state of an average Penchester United fans and I believe many have burnt their fathers house if they don't get Penalties to be dispatched by Fernandez.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish oooooo. u mean say na Pena woman u dey take eat? some people are coming for u soon

MejiLoyon:
Hehehehe.... Nigerians. Brain too much

Now them don turn Holy Mary mother of God to Holy Mary mother of Drugs. As drugs dey make person craze this particular Mary no be Hail Mary full of Grace but
Hail Mary full of Craze.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad walahi. Omo I don die here

Mixedfruit:
6 killed in Ekiti on April 20th.

40 kidnapped at Greenfield University, Kaduna on April 21st.

18 kidnapped in Oyo on April 22nd.

45 killed in Zamfara on April 22nd.

83 killed in Zamfara on April 23rd.

3 killed from Greenfield University, Kaduna on April 24th.

All in a week!

all in a week my brother!!!!! and someone name garba shehu told us yesterday that kidnapping and killing has being in existence since 1960, that it not buhari fault. shebi una say we be one Nigeria ehhhhh?