₦airaland Forum

bluefilm:
It is their culture and has been their culture for ages so why not leave them alone?

Nonsense.

leave them alone to the detriment of the poor kid? honestly you are sick

Focusmind:
Lie lie. Human right Lawyer, Barrister Ubani obtained a court injunction that granted 2months extension of the deadline for the NIN registration. The government simply did not want to say that they were complying with the court order.

See how they made it look as if the extension was their own decision.

he use indirect way tell you say they can never obey court order

AGNESikpuNNU:
Dear Mr Pantami,
I will never enroll until your staff stop demanding money before I do.
Thanks.

demanding money ke! I thought it's free. why are you trying to paint this good government bad na

guy, no sincere agent abeg. tomorrow now u go tell me say there is sincere lawyer or judge

if na Lagos agent ehhhh op abeg forget dem. there was dis agent dat lied to me ehhh sotey I no come know weda make I cry abi laff. when you hear Bible talk of devil been father of all liars ehhh na Lagos d Bible dey talk about

Seniorwriter:
Imagine To think these bank charge unscrupulous fees on customers but are reluctant to pay up or remit their own part is very annoying.....
Las Las I realized that Nigerian banks are liabilities to the poor or average people...
If you must bank your money in Nigeria make sure you earn daily or hugely monthly!!!
Nowadays I don't even check my bank balance because I get emails of my online daily earnings that drops therein ...it's not been so easy but patiently and assiduously the bucks keeps accumulating!!!
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!
@Seniorwriter

the one wey dey vex me be say everytime dem go dey charge me 275 every month for SMS. I don beg them taya to terminate me from the useless sms but they disagree. am planning to take them to court

inoki247:
This people no just wan give anything bak to dere customers na all service dem want Make we dey pay for....

With the way things are going u will start paying for calling ur network customer care....

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy ehhhh for your information ehhhh we use to pay before when we call MTN customercare oooo na Glo spoil market for them. ask another person this

MetroBaba1:
Dear NLanders, I have few simple questions to ask;

1. Where are the bulldogs of Niger Delta?

2. Where are the Notorious Militants of Niger Delta.

Dead or Alive?

If ESN can move to protect it's people, Niger Militants can do more.

lolxxxxx hahahaha those ones dey look for free money na. dem dey look for amnesty money

longjohnodu:
abi which weed u dey use guy..

guy forget that!!! when the guy dey lipzig na hitman him be jare. don't worry he go soon pick form

Wickedfacts:
Delta state will not get a kobo from that money since they decided to be stupid. Not like if they got it, the ordinary Deltas would have benefitted from it anyway.

When Ibori was on trial, the Attorney-General of Delta swore an affidavit on oath before the Court that Delta state's money was not missing and that even if it was missing, it was the Attorney General of Delta state who should prosecute the matter and not the Attorney General of the Federation. That's why the $15M Ibori wanted to use in bribing Ribadu, it was forfeited to the FG since Delta denied ownership.

If Delta is not careful, the former AG of Delta will go to jail over the lies in the affidavit he swore. Yet, 1 kobo, Delta will not see.

if this your argument is true then Delta state will not see a kobo from the money

OOzz:
These northerners are really leeches and parasites. They divert everything divertable even appointments.

Just imagine how southern Nigeria will be like without the burden of having to cater for these guys/leeches up north... They re really dragging us backward in all ramification.

you took this words out of my mouth guy

Timo Werner of Chelsea supposed be no 1 in that list jare

SuperBold:
Where did Rashid graduated from? Ebonyi forest?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo

clockwisereport:
The sweet sound of "section 2, subsection 3 of the 1999 constitution as amended" don put Azeez for trouble

and what did those places you quoted says please?

JidennaJason:
Some days ago, Bobo Chicago made a fool of himself by saying he choose Kano to show us that the marauding Fulani and Yoruba's are "ONE"

A man who's conscience is as dirty as his teeth keep turning blind eye to the killing activities carried out by Fulani herdsmen in his region just because of 2023.

The "69yrs old" cocaine lover went as far as donating ₦50m to Katsina traders just to please his master's and have a smooth sail come 2023 but he has not donate Kpomo and Amala to the people who made him what he is today.

lolxxxxx hahahaha bobo Chicago ke? abeg who be bobo Chicago no vex ooooo

BuySweetOrange:
Algebra

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo

DuBLINGreenb:
You fools yahoo boys are not your problem you didn't elect yahoo boys into office they owe you nothing

Yahoo boys cannot and did not cause any inflation, government did with their excessive borrowing, excessive spending and looting and over pricing everything to get their cut from every contract like the RCCG road saga road redeemed church repaired for millions is what govmt spends 2 billion per kilometre on, and Ganduje stuffing babariga and Tinubu ordering bullion vans to his homes like pizza delivery and people sharing money during elections these are what causes inflation. Not 500u.s dollars one small boy somewhere picked or even 2k u.s dollars for one small scammer cannot cause inflation in the full Nigeria with over 200million people.

Everyday yahoo boys, everyday yahoo boys, I believe it's those old fools ruling sponsoring all these kind of headlines and news as distractions, one thing you don't even consider is imagine no yahoo at all calculate how much poverty would be in Nigeria, the south Will be much worse than the north in poverty. Because money doesn't get to us here the people I don't mean the govmt.

Because of tribalism atleast northerners get federal and state jobs, I was in the north for 3 years couldn't get one job because of my name and state of origin, I will go they'll tell me openly "oga this your name, them no go fit even do mistake accept you" and for 3 years from Abuja, Kano, Jigawa, and so on I didn't get one job my friend from Benue changed his name to Musa and he can speak Hausa, the man who gave him the job told him openly he wanted to give the slot to an hausa person and that's the reason he is giving it to him to make sure it's his fellow Hausa man, he told him this in Hausa (foolish man die for Mumu man backyard) he is working for customs today. I refused to change mine so I had to return to the south south before Joblessness kill me. Most Benue, kogi, Kaduna, Nassarawa even if they are not Hausa they'll claim to be Hausa and most of them even bear Hausa names or these generic Aliyu, Musa, Shehu and co. Just to survive there, they also speak Hausa, you need these to survive in Our DARLING ONE NIGERIA
But the only option open to you who is from the south, especially South south of you don't want to change your name and learn Hausa Man Know man find one uncle or aunty who is a big man or woman if you no get just forget it na Militancy get you last last come join us for gun boat

Incase you are wondering I graduated with a good result, They didn't open my envelop once, all they looked at was the name, they didn't even read the C.V (who get that time), the ones that manage to open the envelope just look at the c.v scheming through looking for State of Origin, I studied something very appealing and generally application especially to politics and government work. I just wanted Government work atleast for experience and start up, that's what I was interested in, I applied to Nimasa, customs, Corporate affairs commission, immigration, judiciary etc e no get where I no apply

So please and please Leave yahoo boys face your Evil leaders who will not build hospitals but go and use other countries hospitals their governments built for them.

They will not give you government grants or loans but will go and patronise and invest in other people's foreign countries companies and industries built with their own government grants and loans

mennnnnnn as I read this your story, I just dey wonder the kind of stress you went through under one Nigeria. honestly I will bet my life that this corntree will never work if we still remain one as they said. you can imagine your plight and the stupid man that wrote this story is telling us that it's yahoo boys that is the cause of inflation? this corntree has really gone to the dogs

[quote author= post=100370120]That awkward moment when reality hits him hard.....

And suddenly a cultist turned to an Imam abi na Prophet


Hehehehe


Now, God bless our darling Daddy.[/quote]na my dirty slap dey hungry u dis night. go ask people wey I slap how dem condition dey now oooooo

AmuAwusa:
Mmmm....
I left Kaduna Road some hours ago. :I
Una see this side, middle belt and North na war zone.

You guys for down south no no say una dey enjoy.You see all those horrors in the media, na like 20% of the shiit going on here.

Nigeria is gone!Forget politics.

that's fact because if media report everything that happened ehhhhh this corntree will be on fire. but guy ehhhh which kind name u dey answer so. amuawusa? lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u dey mad ooooo

Kriss216:
Like, Our Oyibo Coach left a player with 25 league goals this season for a "clubless" Musa?


I doubt if this foreign coach truly want our progress.

lolxxxxx hahahaha EU cracked me hard here. no be oyibo put us for dis condition? if lugard no join us together I believe south would have been envy of the western world

Firstorderwizard:
Afonja have finished Nigeria kpatakpata

how I wish you have small sense I for like it

[quote author= post=100370120]That awkward moment when reality hits him hard.....

And suddenly a cultist turned to an Imam abi na Prophet


Hehehehe [/quote]dem manna can crack one up really but when it come to that her darling daddy ehhhhh that's where she off me because I will be thinking whether dem don Chop her

SuperBold:
Orlu women airlifted to Mogadishu barrack
Rasheedi kidnapped Ebonyi women, still missing

Yet hope Uzodinma and Dave Umahi dare not talk. Who is the slave?

my brother, na my two stupid brothers from the East ooooo. I even regret why imo is my state walahi. but come 2023 we go show hope wonderful things

inoki247:
Me I don't even understand 2021 shey na Cow mata we go use am solve...

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy. cow and Fulani

™
So last night I had forgotten to warm my soup and had slept off. I woke up this morning to find it sour. I wasn't happy at all. Especially with the fact that I had just cooked it a day before. I couldn't stop blaming myself.
I brought out the pot and placed it angrily outside. My neighbor who had seen me drop the full pot of soup outside asked.
"Neighbour, you go warm am?"
"No. E spoil. I wan trowey am."
"You no warm am last night?"
"I been forget. Sleep carry me for night."
"Eyaaa…"
I returned into the house to bring out other plates to wash. When I got back, I found her licking her fingers.
"E no too bad o. The soup good small. You sure sey you no need am?"
I glared at the sour pot of soup and at her.
"No, I no need am"
"Okay. Make my pikin them come carry am. Them go use am chop eba this morning. E go finish. The way them go rush this soup now now go shock you. If the soup do three days seff e try."
Before I could find words to say to her she picked the pot of soup and dashed into her house speedily. Probably trying to hurry up before I change my mind about giving her the soup again.
Her first son returned with the empty pot and handed it over to me.
"Thank you." He muttered.
The daughter, a five-year-old, popped her head through the window and smiled.
"Uncle, thank you."
The twin children ran out playfully and blurted "Uncle thank you."
And their mother finally emerged laughing.
"See how them the happy. Them don see food."
Tears gathered up in my eyes. I ran into my room and cried like a child.
How one man's poison becomes another man's food.
How one man's fish becomes another man's chicken.
How one man's rag is another man's Christmas cloth.
How my sour soup, turned into another woman's thanksgiving.
Value whatever you have. Appreciate whatever you enjoy. For another man somewhere, searches immensely for what you have, and wishes to own just half of what you own.

™
So last night I had forgotten to warm my soup and had slept off. I woke up this morning to find it sour. I wasn't happy at all. Especially with the fact that I had just cooked it a day before. I couldn't stop blaming myself.
I brought out the pot and placed it angrily outside. My neighbor who had seen me drop the full pot of soup outside asked.
"Neighbour, you go warm am?"
"No. E spoil. I wan trowey am."
"You no warm am last night?"
"I been forget. Sleep carry me for night."
"Eyaaa…"
I returned into the house to bring out other plates to wash. When I got back, I found her licking her fingers.
"E no too bad o. The soup good small. You sure sey you no need am?"
I glared at the sour pot of soup and at her.
"No, I no need am"
"Okay. Make my pikin them come carry am. Them go use am chop eba this morning. E go finish. The way them go rush this soup now now go shock you. If the soup do three days seff e try."
Before I could find words to say to her she picked the pot of soup and dashed into her house speedily. Probably trying to hurry up before I change my mind about giving her the soup again.
Her first son returned with the empty pot and handed it over to me.
"Thank you." He muttered.
The daughter, a five-year-old, popped her head through the window and smiled.
"Uncle Praises, thank you."
The twin children ran out playfully and blurted "Uncle Praises thank you."
And their mother finally emerged laughing.
"See how them the happy. Them don see food."
Tears gathered up in my eyes. I ran into my room and cried like a child.
How one man's poison becomes another man's food.
How one man's fish becomes another man's chicken.
How one man's rag is another man's Christmas cloth.
How my sour soup, turned into another woman's thanksgiving.
Value whatever you have. Appreciate whatever you enjoy. For another man somewhere, searches immensely for what you have, and wishes to own just half of what you own

™
So last night I had forgotten to warm my soup and had slept off. I woke up this morning to find it sour. I wasn't happy at all. Especially with the fact that I had just cooked it a day before. I couldn't stop blaming myself.

I brought out the pot and placed it angrily outside. My neighbor who had seen me drop the full pot of soup outside asked.

"Neighbour, you go warm am?"

"No. E spoil. I wan trowey am."

"You no warm am last night?"

"I been forget. Sleep carry me for night."

"Eyaaa…"

I returned into the house to bring out other plates to wash. When I got back, I found her licking her fingers.

"E no too bad o. The soup good small. You sure sey you no need am?"

I glared at the sour pot of soup and at her.

"No, I no need am"

"Okay. Make my pikin them come carry am. Them go use am chop eba this morning. E go finish. The way them go rush this soup now now go shock you. If the soup do three days seff e try."

Before I could find words to say to her she picked the pot of soup and dashed into her house speedily. Probably trying to hurry up before I change my mind about giving her the soup again.

Her first son returned with the empty pot and handed it over to me.

"Thank you." He muttered.

The daughter, a five-year-old, popped her head through the window and smiled.

"Uncle Praises, thank you."

The twin children ran out playfully and blurted "Uncle Praises thank you."

And their mother finally emerged laughing.

"See how them the happy. Them don see food."

Tears gathered up in my eyes. I ran into my room and cried like a child.

How one man's poison becomes another man's food.

How one man's fish becomes another man's chicken.

How one man's rag is another man's Christmas cloth.

How my sour soup, turned into another woman's thanksgiving.

Value whatever you have. Appreciate whatever you enjoy. For another man somewhere, searches immensely for what you have, and wishes to own just half of what you own.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.

© Praises Chidera Obiora

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SUPERPACK:
To me this case is not that hard. The girl donated her Kidney out of love to her boss and to me the highest appreciation her boss should offer her at this moment is to perform her marriage right not you. He can also pay a one-time compensation to the family to show that he cares about their loved one too. Should he not perform the marriage right and you go ahead and do it for her, he is not a good person and I advice you distance yourself from him. For those claiming that he killed her for money ritual or occultic reasons ignore them for they are 21st century illiterates. No matter what happens from here, you did nothing wrong for serving as a middleman in getting her for your boss she is of age to make a decision for herself.

very sound reasoning from you guy

ben1daEbiri:
Atleast I'm not the only one on this,I understand the shipping company trying to sound professional so they don't loose customers,it's clearly the case of a human error.

Attributing this event to wind is just laughable...How can a fully loaded ship that's not even in open seas be threatened by wind? Well,make we no too reason am,the good thing be say my toothpick wey dey inside one of the containers go reach my hand this week ���

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy so u are one of the people sabotage this economy ehhhhhh by going to foreign land to import toothpick ehhhhh. liar Mohamed must hear this

DamnNiggar:

3.7billion used to finance this project I guess

3.7 m? guy u no do well ooooo. that money is ti small for this mega project na

Authoreety:
404 in Nigerian parlance means dog meat...
Maybe you should make a dog sacrifice..

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense

Racoon:
Guess it is the economically unviable railway project this man said he was begging Niger Republic to do for them @ Nigeria's expense that have now put Nigeria in jeopardy?

Not even the chronic senseless and economically unviable borrowings and debt pillage the Buhari govt have embarked upon? Both Amaechi, the NASS and the FG are mad.His scammed and failed $50M PH monorail project comes into mind.

wahala na that one vex me pass. say he begged Niger to build rail for them. when I read it in punch news I almost choke Lagos to s/s, s/e has no rail ooooo. I don't really know who cursed this corntree