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daddymummy:
It is not true.

Men don't cry.

Crying is a woman's thing.

Also a woman might shed tears of joy during wedding because she has succeeded in finding someone who would feed, cloth and house her.

She has found someone who would pay the bills, school fees and etc while the only thing she would offer is sex.

She is the one who is gaining.

So why shouldn't she shed tears of joy?

A man would not shed tears, but he may be sad to realise that the only thing he would get out of the marriage is sex.

He realized that if not for his compulsive desire to have sex,he would not marry.

The desire to have sex is given to him by nature, so that his labour would be spent to satisfy a stranger whom he calls a wife.


The stranger would then give birth to children whom the man would feed, cloth, house, and pay school fees for.



Maybe he feels cheated by nature, but he would not cry because crying is not a man's thing.

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u kill it. abeg cone my location my I give u 6 bottles

Jerryherd:




Multi Ethnic Nationality ,Countries like United Kingdom florish better under regional authority and parliamentary system of government

England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales are all Ethnic Nationality and a Nation under United Kingdom a country

...................................................................

Nigeria should also exist using regionalism and parliamentary system government

Yoruba Nation, Igbo Nation , Ijaw Nation , Arewa Nation can exist independently and still have a Country called United Nigeria

Imagine a country where ;

*Yoruba Nation has Professor Osinbajo as Premier, Babatunde Fashola as Deputy Premier

*Igbo Nation has Peter Obi as Premier and David Umahi as Deputy

*Arewa Nation having Professor Zulum as Premier and El Rufai as Deputy

-Hisbah been converted to Arewa Police Department

-Amotekun converted to Yoruba Police Department

-ESN converted to Igbo Police department

#With United Nigerian Police Force acting as Federal Police like FBI


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just seat down and watch some mischief call this sweet and wonderful thought if yours a hate speech.

sonnie10:
Only legends know what is called White horse.

white horse is a bicycle na. that was my first drive then. I bought it 70 new one then

Omoluabi1stborn:
This is what happens when an almajiri is uneducated

I tell you lolxxxxx hahahaha

Racoon:
Aisha Buhari open up! Say something.

will the poor woman understand those grammar?

slivertongue:
bello doesn't deserve the position he occupy

because he is not allying with the fraud of the federal government?

Gandollaar:
Nigerians deserve the leaders they get.

See people grinning from ear to ear over Femi Adesina's insult.




Well, I didn't read beyond the first two lines. Why would I waste my precious morning reading Femi Adesina's opata when I already know he's paid to write trash.

e be like say u be like me. so long as I see the headline and na dis Femi ade. Omo I go look off

3gpvids:
As e don happen like this,make the dog wey bite her kukuma marry her

Abi no be so?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish oooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha Omo I don die here

C505:
Experience: I bought made in China car (used) 2012 and was happy with my buy. 3 months later and I was on my way home from work with colleagues and had the sunroof open. Minutes later, we heard thunder cracks and decided to collapse the roof. As I pressed the button, omo na so the roof fly comot. We we're all shocked. Had to form 007 on the road to get home before the rain gets to us first. Fixed it the following day.

Like few weeks later, headlamps that I used my hand to change from halogen to led, one of them turned pink and the other remained white when the car was not undergoing genetic mutation.

There was this times I'll be in the traffic and bonnet will be bouncing not like how we see on TV but obvious enough for you to notice it. The driver next to me asked if there was a problem? Too ashamed, I had to tell him that I'm responsible cos I always like feeling the vibe.

Sold it off that weekend. Hat to chest for the current users if it's still alive.

lolxxxxx hahahaha in conclusion avoid made in China

bastardson:
I feel for those who still bet.. God forbid

I swear bet don kee me. I don play sotey I no know wetin to play again. if u play over dem go play under, if u play win dem go play either draw or lose.

dollytino4real:
y insult ur sef? go back n read my post! I said I guessed not ur own ur view

you don't need to guess because that what you seem it to be. foolish girl

dollytino4real:
drugs overdose I guessed. because the way youths take drugs these days is alarming and worrisome

you are very stupid girl by making that statement. are you the doctor that satisfied it to be drug overdose?

MejiLoyon:
Abiola hall futa
Year One these set of guys always steal my food and fight me for it.
Decided to teach them a lesson.
Bought a big bag of weed. First day I laid the trap....they avoided it. Threw the food away. Second day I emptied the bag of eegbow in a well scented curry rice. Gbaun they stole it. I just calmly say outside with my roommates and told them to witness an upcoming movie. In minutes they all ran outside naked. They had to tie them so as to take them to hospital. They were there for days.
Never mess with an Edo boy

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo

Incognito403:
Animal rights and environmental blahblah aside, how can someone eat this?

Una dey try oo.

Anything other than beef, mutton, goat meat, chicken, fish and other common animal protein is a no-no for me.

Even the animals I eat, there are some parts that turn me off. Parts like animal genitals, tongue and ear are a no-no for me. Yet it's what some people crave for.

lolxxxxx hahahaha don't you know that when you eat animal genital your own go big? when you eat the tongue you go know how to talk well, you can ask our musicians wey dey sing well that's what their eat and when you eat animal ear you can even hear from the gods sef. ask native doctors dem

Henrymorre:
she has stayed by me when I was broke, I am just surprised at this act, first she keeps telling me of a guy that has money, building hotels and the guy is chiking her etc. She was telling me that the guy is asking her to involve on her bday, but she knows I am capable blah blah. But because I said no to her hair, which is the only time I have ever said no to her when she asked me something, she is trying to emotionally black mail me. But I am not falling for that mind game

if you are to be my son I will disown you because you don't worth to be a son of a real man. so you want to allow a woman to dictate for you and more especially a woman you didn't even put in your house? you don't need to ask such a question here. if you are wise and mature enough you would have known by now that the young girl is not and can never make a good wife for you with that singular action. forget she was with you when you have nothing. why she was with you then when you have nothing is because she haven't seen an alternative then

[quote author= post=99533086]Who are the sole beneficiaries of the current revenue drive being enforced by the Presidential Task Force on Ports Decongestion and Easing Apapa Gridlock?

The question has become pertinent because whoever is vested with the responsibility of supervising the task force, if he is not the sole beneficiary, ought to know by now that the task force has since outlived its usefulness and it is now operating beyond its brief extorting various sums ranging from N50,000 to N200,000 to grant access to port users. To maximum its profiteering, it has also resorted to illegally mounting all manner of obstacles and roadblocks which constitute the revenue collection points all over Apapa to make life utterly unbearable for port users and residents of Apapa.

Across all the security agencies, posting to the task force is a goldmine, place to be and there is a scramble for postings with people bribing those in charge of postings with as much as N150,000. A story is being told of how a police officer with the rank of sergeant serving in Kano suddenly made it big in Lagos.

Sergeant Aliyu Bala (not real name) has been in the force for over 20 years. With his nine children and two wives, life was treacherous. He could hardly feed his family and was perpetually borrowing before month ended to make ends meet. But then, he saw a junior colleague of his who was recently posted to Lagos and just within three months, he came back to Kano with a car and the family was doing well.

Determined to get to the root of this sudden opulence, Bala pressed his colleague for information but his junior colleague only told him Lagos was a jungle and survival was a way of life. Bala got his break when his sister, who resided in Lagos invited him to come and spend some few weeks of his leave with them in Lagos. It was an eye opener for him.

Once he returned to Kano, with the help of his sister, the money was raised, paid and he was transferred to Lagos and to the task force. Today, Bala’s story has changed completely for good. In just about six months since he arrived here, regardless of the initial obstacles of accomodation and resettlement, he has not only rented and furnished his house in Lagos, he has also bought two cars, one for himself and another for his wife. He is also planning to build a befitting house too.

This is just an aspect of the corruption and racketeering going on at the task force. The main revenue drive which is the real reason Apapa gridlock would never ease and rather than finding a solution, the situation is deteriorating, worsening the traffic snarls, making nonsense of the much vaunted ease-to-doing business and holding port users in a vice grip.

Firstly, all available spaces from the National Stadium all through to the ports including areas like Orile Iganmu, Bode Thomas, and Ijora Olopa axis all through to the ports are taken over by vehicles and each vehicle pays N5000 per night for the parking space. For vehicles going to drop off empty containers, the payments range from N50,000 to N100,000 depending on whether it 40 feet or more. Then it costs N200,000 for a transporter to access the port for his cargoes.

“From First Gate to Second Gate, we have about four roadblocks mounted by the security agents and the trucks must part with money before they can move. As we speak, we pay between N1.1 million and N1.2 million per truck as against N100,000 to move our containers out of the port. The cheapest truck you can get to hire is N1 million. We have never experienced it this way before.
Victory at last!
Hallelujah

Before and After below....


Thanks for the updates Chief Naptu.[/quote]since I have being following you, this is the best I have ever seen from you

MejiLoyon:
Never knew we had wild lions in Nigeria.
Lion looking so well fed than all of them in the pictures. Sai baba

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy, u for add wickedness join your name na

Omoslim26:
I am mbaitolu and I take exception to wat you are trying to paint

there is no segregation in Igbo land do a study of your people you might be shocked to your bones wat you will find

And if you talk of Orlu and mba

wat of my merternal home amakiaohia wey people wey no understand the logic of human flaws and analysis dey tag as fetish

abeg I know wan imagine see you be ipob bcus e go pain me to know sey an imo man dats considered to be intelligent being from a state dat retained the position of the most literate state in the country for complete 6yrs now will be having this narrative

surely I understand what you are saying here dear brother and like what you stated up there, there is no place or tribe that is devoid of crime and other sundry issues but honestly nna, anytime I open this nl and see crime from Imo state, it's either from Owerri or mbaise. talking about being an ipond, I am neither a member or have any soft spot for them. but don't you think that the so-called ipod is fighting a just fight? don't you think that if those boys (terrorist as government called them) us not proactive, Fulani herdsmen would have run over s/e like s/w? let me stop here bro

Omoslim26:
guy biko delete this post now

abeg no create any wrong narrative here every Imo man here is Imo man there

I read a written history of my people and I got to understand that we have affiliation with mbaino

I tell you Igbo is not diverse God had it in his way to ensure Igbo is one if you trace your root no surprise if you get mbaise blood ooo

honestly bro. I know what am saying! am from Orlu zone but to be honest with you ehhhhh, every bad things that comes from Imo state usually come from Owerri and Nba.

harmargedon:
it's called a private part. I wonder how it took part in public affairs.

lolxxxxx hahahaha lwkmd. Omo ehhhh mental people full dis nl ooooo

every time Owerri and mbaise people go just dey give us bad name in Imo state. why!!!

Puloc:
Better. They should also free Nigeria too. she wants to be free

lolxxxxx hahahaha na DSS holdam?

PureMe01:
Na only AFENIFERE wey dey straightforward for Western region...they don't sit on the fence or mince words when speaking or taking action...in general,they don't leak fulani's asses...just AFENIFERE

am an Igbo man but I agreed with you intoto. imagine ESN IPod launch, na so our gomino quench it

[quote author= post=99517556]In business, Agreement is Agreement.

We have seen this kind of conduct before and it only ends badly for rights-holders and the industry,

We truly hope they come out of this and keep giving us our weekend and mid-week doses of football.

Football makes life more beautiful for some of us![/quote]but dem no dey show EPL and champion league na

Queenlovely:
I see Igbo men dressing like Alhaji s going to Niger to buy these goods very very very cheap from Niger and Cameron

They will still come back to sell it in Nigeria.
Then there will be confusion in the enemies camp,

Cameroon and Neighboring countries cannot get enough after testing the forbidden fruit.

it's called extrepot trade

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear gift, u dey mad ooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha I don die here

Mikecold:
If only they can recall all their almajiris in the south and start feeding them with this Food it would do the south a better good


This is the only region that claims to feed others but their children keep carrying bowls knocking on people's doors for scrumbs

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy, dis table wey u dey shake ehhhh my hands no dey oooo

Kriss216:
I went to the market yesterday to buy cow meat for stew. They said no cow meat, I kukuma buy One old layer chicken, N2400. I use am cook stew and one wicked pot of Egusi soup. There's this joy anytime I opened my pot of stew and see the head of the chicken smiling at me.


God punish cow meat!

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. shey the chicken head dey the two pots or one ?

I don't even know what to say about Nigeria again. please who get Nokia charger here

Kaduna1stson:
Haba, why are we northerners not thinking straight before embarking on the paths of destruction? Do we think we can sustain this fight against the south and win? Who is advising us wrongly?

Let us stay in our own and support the division of the country instead of this bully tactics we always do.

is this Kaduna1son that type this or someone stole his handle?

Warripikine:
Pls someone should inform me When bandits will start selling their admission forms for 2021/2022 session
bunkering is way too risky..

lolxxxxx hahahaha I don die here. u mean bros gumi dem dey sell admission form?

ikechukwu21:
I don't have another rent for now. Still saving up

it always sounds stupid why people should tell someone that has this kind of issue to move out. is it easy to move out? after paying cussions, agreement and other fees which is unrefundable you will tell me to move out? the LL get luck say he never jam person wey madness dey run for him vain

lefulefu:
I don't get it
Are u the only tenant suffering this problem and if not why havent u tenants come together to complain to the landlord?
Also why does it seem u are the only guy he is targeting in his lodge?
I believe wat is reasonable is for u tenants to come together and meet the landlord and reason with him like civilised humans beings over how to resolve the outstanding nepa bills
There is no how no how he won't listen to u guys if u bring the matter in a group
Don't involve in this matter single handendly
Let the other tenants be involved as well

pray not to meet irresistible and useless LL