₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
See money Dey expect contract worth of 1 billion pounds

lolxxxxx hahahaha so ur madness don enter gear 2? remind me when u don enter market

This is the kind of death that will make one ask God why?! But we can't because he knows the best

proeast:
But what did you do that made them put a chip on you? You can't tell me they picked you up for no reason and planted a chip on you.

why are you these lazy ehhh? u for read d news before asking what he did

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Beautiful
No doubt we are the real niggarrrs of Africa
We will continue to show those low budget asss Moda fuckkking noisy neighbors of ours called Ghana and south Africa that we are the real niggarrrs of Africa

Though i woke up on the right side of the bed....but the need to still dragg two or more tie of weed can not be over emphasized
Light up my weed...there is gonna be light at the end of my weed anyday anytime twice on Saturday

I can't just tell why righteous man never spot you on this nairaland. the guy suppose to deliver you from the spirit of weed

visijo:
Can you date someone that has dated someone you dated when you start dating before you dated the person?

can you repeat the question?

frankmoney:
This TStv you only hear about them online . Where are they selling decoder , how much is the subscription , where are their offices located ?

good observation

GamalNasser:
He has done more that Buhari in the last 5 years

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no well ooooo

melodyogonna:
You'll finish 6th Lampy, Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal will finish 4th and 5th respectively. Liverpool will finish 3rd, Manchester City will finish 2nd while Manchester United will clench the title, this is my Urim

I no know why to slap u now just dey hungry me

kenzysmith:
Thunder for them wetin Dem dey bake the day I visited one fine bakery I decided to quit eating bread if u see as Dem dey sweat dey fall on topz bread wey person one chop chai na God dey save person for this country if them like make them carry bread go 2k na them sabi

lolxxxxx hahahaha if na dat one, no go dat area bcus na baba God just dey save man pikin.

Queenlovely:
una never see anything yet.

just wait until school kids resume on Monday. the cost of transportation will gulp all the families income.

already Boko Haram is infiltrating Abuja . once they get the capital then everything is done.


while Abuja govt are busy chasing after ASHAWO and beer palour. demolishing any community with whores.

these ASHAWO helps these workers to relax at the end of each day, for as little as 300 naira. short time


they are busy enforcing sharia law gradually in Nigeria.

they forget this is the information age, where you can order prostitute online like you order goods from jumia online. the world is changing

I will run to the usa

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad finish ooooo. I read like four times and I don't know when laughter tear my teeth to pieces. but wait ooooo, na woman wrote dis tin? I give up. in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

Whoube99:
Foolish pipu.
Go and kill shekau who has been terrorizing Nigeria for ages now. The bounty placed on his head is far better and bigger than that of any terrorist on the security wanted list.
Why were u pipu not able to gun him down ever since, but were able to killed him on the day he was going to Makurdi for the formalization of a state amnesty program, in the company of even his local government chairman, traditional rulers and religious leaders.
You block his convoy, dragged him out of the vehicle took him away and later on displayed pictures of his bullets ridden body on social media.
Why is it taken you decade to achieve same feat on shekau who has been a major security threat to the entire Nation. Or the special forces is handicap when it has to do with shekau, but became Rambos when it is Gana and IPOB

this is end of discussion. you just summarize it bro. thanks so much

NORSIYK:
Bitter klopp, he has sensed that Liverpool will struggle to make top 4 and he's already preparing grounds for blame.
Liverpool sold Coutinho for over 100 million Euros and spent it on high profile players like Alison and Virgil, nobody made issue about it

Now Chelsea is spending money they realized from the sells of Hazard and this average coach is crying

tell dem oooo bro. u just said it all

Idowster:
u treat ekuke like trash that's why naija piple are suffering

honestly my man. can you imagine

Makavelli25:
Its called tick. If na ekuke dog,use kerosene to rub its body. But if na foriegn dog,go see a VET

so the ekuke don't deserve better treatment? must we always put foreigner ahead of us?

dynicks:
MR DAMN NIGGAAAAAAAR!! has finally been caught

Funny enough, even while being dragged, he kept screaming " damn NIGGAAAAAAAR!! Damn NIGGAAAAAAAR!!' I'm a real NIGGAAAAAAAR!! No shaking!!

lolxxxxx hahahaha nahim be dis. Too much weed dey d guy system

WorkTheTalk:
Police officers are human. Right or wrong, always befriend or lobby them, and they will remain your friend.

i think you made this comment in error or you live in both pole and not Nigeria because if you stay in naija, I bet u police can never be your friend

And you can't tell us top 10 cheapest place to live in Lagos? Oga pack well abeg

DICKstractor:
That's why I hate this oversabi veterinarians. Why not put knife through that tortoise throat before it dies. 75years is already a long year for it. It has lived a fulfilled life and it was time for it to continue it legacy in the stomach


See how this people just missed tortoise pepper soup with it shell as plate


Should I burst your bubbles?

That wasn't an accident. It was as a result of the tortoise's cunny life that got it into this mess. The tortoise was thrown down from the sky by the birds after claiming that its name is "all of you" so as to eat all the food presented to them in the feast held in the sky


Dah... What I'm I even saying

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad dis morning ooooo. So I sabi dat story of all of una in tortoise story? And honestly as I said, if na me first see dat meat, by now e for don dey boil inside my egwusi soup pot. Jar bless u guy

seunH:
It doesn't work that way sir

so tell me the bacteria fire and salt can't kill then I will tell you that it has not been discover

so long as it crosses fire and salt is in it, then every bacteria is nothing but food to the belly

RigtousSlawomir:
Damnn Niggarr!


The end is near!


But Buhari is not a real Niggarr!



Why kill him when he has surrendered?


Now, no other criminal will want to surrender because they will think like a real Niggarr, and won't trust the government.


Why release boko haram Terrorists, feed and cloth them but betray this man?


I'm not supporting him, but what is good for the Greece is also good for the Uganda!


Oh! What am I saying self! Too much weed in my system!

and you letter change your name to righteous. to use you do ritual now dey hungry me

Righteousness89:
The Kingdom of Hell and Darkness have Invested Heavily on this Generation...

There is a War Declared on the Earth Inhabitants..

The devil he has but a very Short time..

It's not a War of Gun , Bomb and all that..

It's not a War you Can Fight by your Power or by Making Noise ..

This is a Spiritual War...

If a Spirit Slaps you , you don't carry a Gun to shoot!

This War can only be won by those Who are Daily Fortified with the Almighty God..

This War Can only be Won by those who will not Break the Hedge of Purity, Holiness and Righteousness..

This War can only be Won by those who Steadfastly Put on the Whole Armor of God..

Don't go about saying, it can't be me !

Demons and Devils do not Respect Grammar!

What they Fear and Respect is POWER!!

The Power is Available!
Subscribe to JESUS and Stand out Bodly for Him in Purity, Holiness and Righteousness..

so what is got to do with the news of rape at ✋

hargbolahan01:
but the govt released this terrorists and call it an achievement and we never heard any arrest of bandits and herdsmen despite how they are killing people

you even get time to dey reply that thing called human up there

Broghoton:
Reminds me of Subaru

and what's subaru please? which language is that

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright

and what's your contribution to the news?

when will they sell my frame please

Riplogic:
6.They also want to be on date.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u no get sense ooooo how is this pinshur related to the topic

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Perused through your articles by reading between lines while putting on my intellectual cap
And i must say your write up is not vacuous and not devoid of intellect
This is to say we humans are now living life in the fast lane


Ogbeni...weed nor dey my system this period...
A real niggarrr is not feeling fine..may be malaria or fever...
Got to the pharmacist abi na chemist...after giving me drugs the idiot was saying i should avoid alcohol and smoking untill am done with my medicine...I wonder how long a real niggarrr can survive without weed...

lolxxxxx hahahaha your case is really different. please meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

proclinician:
If the victim that's killed now is your father or brother trust me you won't type this nonsense here.

aswear

superCleanworks:
We LACK sense and honesty in this piece of land called Nigeria.

A football club will deal with a footballer who misbehaves outside the stadium, even if the player is on holiday.

the Navy which is a SECURITY OUTFIT is washing it's hands from a murder case by it's own people.... why? because some were not in uniform and not on official duty.

We are all endangered species in this country if this should happen because this will become the new excuse .

Let's wait and see what Femi Falana has to say about this.

d ting sef is so tayarin

Esseite:
"Item worth N250"... (possibly earpiece)

You argued you were cheated, a good samaritan offered to pay you the N250 and let it go... you killed the person.

How!!!!!

no be earpiece ooo na plug

Ab0bi:
Truth be told, the Judiciary system can't abolish a long practiced tradition.

It's a futile battle.Name a tribe without a repugnant tradition and I will take you serious.

don't mind him