₦airaland Forum

EzzyCarter:
"He said workers and Nigerians are disappointed that the government decided to increase both the price of fuel and electricity tariff at a time “other countries across the world are giving palliatives to their citizens to cushion the effect of COVID-19.”

Lmao. It's too early to wail sir. Remember the enthusiasm y'all used in ushering in this present government, it's time to keep that same energy. We all should put our hands together to support this wonderful and proactive administration. Nigeria is definitely on its way to glory. I believe

lolxxxxx hahahaha u are shaking a table that has only two legs, when the remaining one break, I go just leave u and run away. shebi u say dis government is a wonderful one abi

MejiLoyon:
This doesn't make sense. Dem wire them from kogi to abaji say goats miss ni? How them take catch am? Abi na person just call am say guy where you see goat he come reply say na tiff I tiff am? Why dem mend am like this?
Funny thing be say if them carry am go station na police go still use that goat for asun

Nigerians are just frustrated... Generally frustrated.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u no well ooooo. see as you analyzed d whole thing. I give up on you

lolxxxxx hahahaha dis one na anywhere bele face. why didn't they dump him when he was a governor. hungry people everywhere

Arrewa:
''I lived in the North for up to 12 years I never lost a finger, I came back here only for somebody to waste my son''

Those words....!!

Let me put this here!

Why is SARS brutality not happening here in kano?

Because we don't Trent hashtag on Twitter to protest against people who are subjugating and intimidating us on the street.

We would match to the their headquarter and give them a serious warning!

If they continue... Na their doubt we dey clear.

Them know how e dey be!

That's why here in kano... As long as you don't break any law.
No bloody police or SARS go wan jonse you.

Instead of all these media outcry in the south... Why not stage a powerful protest??

What are the people you elected to protect your interests doing??

Media outrage won't stop police brutality in the south.

Na Action go stop am!

bro. honestly I don't know when I started crying seriously when I hear those words! I live in the north and never lost a finger. that's one of the reasons why I love north with passion because what we tolerate here can never be tolerated up north I swear to God. honestly, I went to the north in 2016 to make a supply of pharmaceutical related products, do you know that the vehicle that was conveying my goods from kano to another neighbouring, the driver was giving the policemen on the road 5naira, 10 and 20n and the police was telling him nagode with happiness oooooo. but here in Lagos, if you try that with Lagos police you will spend your night in police station for insulting police with that small money

why is our beloved party full of crisis. hope say we go win dis ondo election sha

midolian:
Women?

Fear them abeg...

One would see this wicked soul and be drooling over her, not knowing she is a suicide mission on her own.

If not for the fear of God, aswear, I for no marry

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no well ooooo. God force u to marry?

TheRealProphet:
Genesis 1 vs 1: Ye Men, Fear Women more than Ye Fear Poverty and Ye Shall Live Long.

E get why Bible talk like dat...

Men, make una use una head...Vagina ppl are dangerous.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no well ooooo and I say na gen 1v1? meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

Madibah:
It can buy u embarrassment

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad oooooo

bolaayenimo:
Akeredolu should come and learn good governance from Ikpeazu and Uzodinma

did you type this in error? did I hear you say ikpeazu and uzodimma? guy, meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

can such a thing ever happen in Lagos? I bet you that it will never happen because my Lagos is caged. not only until lagosians raise up to the occasion

iokpebholo:
So if them say make fish come out crayfish go still get mouth abi?

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear. imagine this supreme court governor oooo

please when will our fourth mainland bridge be available please

SaiOba:
They are stylishly preparing the minds of Edolites on what will come with the remaining 3 LGAs

remaining 3 LGA? I know Edo has 18 LGA, and PDP has won 5. how come you mentioned remaining 3 LGA, has the results concluded?

SmartProf:
Victory to win as the head of your family or victory for Lagos, Osun, Ogun, Ekiti & Ondo. Shebi u talk say u be Pastor, as Obaseki don knack your Keke with him trailer you better resume your work for pulpit. When we been dey tell u say Edo no be Lagos you been get boil for ear? Now see as u don turn to almajiri. Guber election customer, your face go soon become INEC logo for guber elections nomination forms. How market for you and your godfathers? Today Obaseki, Shaibu & Edo people don evict una from the big brother house. You and your godfathers can buy roasted roadside corn and chew on your way to your political retirement home.

lolxxxxx hahahaha and u add smartprof on in ur name, u for add wickedness join na. see as u finished a whole PST of redeem

EyezofGod120:
;DDamn niggaarr!!how can u conduct election during raining season and expect people with umbrella to lose���

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no well. but honestly I just nailed it

ODJ124:
Supreme Court dey o

lolxxxxx hahahaha am suspecting that you could be from imo state otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned supreme court here. but las las ur body go tell u

ODJ124:


am just laughing because ize will Cruz to victory...

watch the shocker soon..

how ? is this result not enough confirmation to you that something tragic will happen to APC

gracein:
Governor Ambode is expected in Edo state Government House on Monday 21st Sept 2020 to begin a compulsory one year IT program in Partial Fulfilment of his on-going Anti-Godfatherism course.
IT Supervisor: Gov. Nyesom Wike.

#EdoDecides2020
#EdoIsNotLagos

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u supposed add small wickedness to ur name because u dey wicked. so I just want to eliminate tinubu like dat? lagos dem no go gree

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright...
Oshiomhole, Kabaka, ize Iya mumu, captain hosa, tinubu and APC don't know what they have put their hand into
I told you all obaseki is gonna coast to victory... uhunwmode my local government of origin nor dey fuckkk up...as am typing now i dey my village.....and i also say a big thank you to the whole of esan land

Obaseki my real niggarrr

Ambode is a pussy asss niggarrr...with no balls...

If not for security reasons and police and SARS wahalar shebi i for disclose my location immediately i leave my village enter Benin city make we real niggarrrs for Nairaland meet in Benin city make we drink enough bottles and smoke enough weed

security reasons you said? for police not to arrest you? who know you sef if not only weed smoker like you

batstan:
They have announced it.

It's Obudu ranch

lolxxxxx hahahaha I leside in rondon, u can go and call it naija poris to came and ales me

sevenhundred:
"resort" ??

yes resort and not result. you wan call poris?

when will the main resort be anounce please?

Awol1:
Don't tell me Kabaka couldn't deliver his polling unit.

You shouldn't have brought this news here.

Any suicide by drinking of Sniper by Nairaland zombies, shall solely be blaimed on you.

4+4 Torgba

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear wickedness is your second name ooooo. u say person go drink sniper?

obiekunie2:
ehyaaa!

so madam Patience with all her career in nollywood, cannot afford a brand new car of any model of her choice.


SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG WITH NOLLYWOOD.


EDIT:

FOR THE DUMB. POOR AND STVPID MORONS QUOTING AND INSULTING ME.

my point still remains!

if nollywood had paid her handsomely like she deserves, her children wouldn't think of gifting her a used tokumbo car tagging it brand new!

imagine gifting julie dench or salma hayek or even mellisa mackcarty a used car!

her children would av respected and even gift her an estate or million dollar worth mansion!

even if they want to gift her a car what happened to bentley, ferrari, a lambo! or are you saying she doesn't deserve such??

SHAME NO EVEN GREE THEM SHOW US THE FULL CAR!



I STILL STAND ON MY WORDS - IF SHE IS IN HOLLYWOOD, A WOMAN OF HER CALIBER SHOULD BE HUGELY RICH! PERIOD!


such alarming rate of poverty mentality of most nairalanders! SHAME!

what a stupid and useless child!!! so if your mum is alakija, and she is worth a billion dollars, you can't buy her a car to celebrate her birthday? your mum don't really have a child in you

Froshloaded:
Mad oo

The man in the last picture is tired mehn

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear. I almost gave up while laughing

decatalyst:
Something is wrong in the North and with the North!


Even cows get freedom pass this guy sha

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense oooooo. so na ordinary meat u go buy dis fine fan for? in fact I give up on your case

there was a country

gambia:
Useless folks, they can't try that sh*t in the north aswear.

I swear down they can't

FuckWhoBannedMe:
Now I know why I was banned because I said the word “fool”....

5days ban for just simple word that doesn’t make a sentence.

But wait is the mod drunk before?? I still don’t understand why he/she tag me with comment that isn’t mine.. anyway f**k you the mod..

P1: Not me but the mob realized that and didn’t apologize... F**k you
P2: Me but nothing bad in the comment

u go soon chop 4 yrs ban plus one yr jail term

Psalm126:
Seconded

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear wickedness is ur second name with this definition

Blackurglyboi:
I'm desperate to get out of this soon ....I believe I would have to open up to my parents and let them know what I have been going through . cause this is getting me so depressed a lot , I'm still in my teenage age , I'm just 23 and I'm still young to face a this , is better I out a stop to it since I have come to realization.

you are one in a million my dear. since you have realized your mistake, then your healing is on the way and since you relate very well with your parents, I believe it's the way to go