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Celebrities › Re: I Dated My Ex-husband For 10 Yrs But Our Marriage Lasted Just 1 Yr — Ronke Ojo by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:35am On Oct 11, 2023

victooman:
bro na lack of discipline nothing more if u don see woman finish because u dated her 10yrs what will u now say for those who married earlier and leave 30-50yrs under the same roof?

Did you see the second part of my post?

A woman should be able to tell when she's loved from when she's being used.

She failed to see this in 10 years?

Hardly likely.

Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:34am On Oct 11, 2023

CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck you too!

Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:14am On Oct 11, 2023

jaymichael:
The fool is just an attention seeking baby in trousers. The clown is still using internet, mobile phone, debit/credit card , he thinks they will break a sweat if they want to pick him up anytime.

Hmmmm.....well, according to him, they did attempt to pick him. In fact, they came very close to getting him.

Mobile, internet, etc can only pinpoint location. Action is still required to get him.

Unless you're saying there was no attempt (which I doubt) even the CIA can fail sometimes.

Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:11am On Oct 11, 2023

CoronaVirusPro:

Fvck David

Two cold bottles of Moderna vaccine for you.

Crime › Re: Man Arraigned For Allegedly Abducting 15-Year-Old Girl by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:05am On Oct 11, 2023

Mvnster:
20 year old with no address . Just say yahoo boy lodge babe for 2weeks.

If she was dead the charge would have read murder instead.

Abi naa....

Plus, if the case was so grievous, would the judge have granted ₦50k bail?

Even the abduction charge as it stands should have gotten much stiffer bail conditions, if any at all.

The matter sef get k-leg.

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Celebrities › Re: I Dated My Ex-husband For 10 Yrs But Our Marriage Lasted Just 1 Yr — Ronke Ojo by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:02am On Oct 11, 2023

victooman:
what different does it make, if he had married her after 2 months of dating he will still knack her for 11yrs

E don see her finish without commitment.

After wedding, na de same tin wey dey before, maybe plus attitude and entitlement wey been no dey before.

I fit bet anytin say de guy no love her, but as e don dey chop her, e stay dey chop while having other girls outside.

Romance › Re: Guys Who Date These Types Of Girls. How Do You Cope?(Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2023*

Zonefree:
If your wife or girlfriend is working in a hotel, I just want to let you know that you're sharing her with numerous hotel guests daily.

If she works in a hotel....gone. Clients.

School.....gone. Principal

Office.....gone. Boss.

Bank.....gone. Manager and rich customers.

Hospital......gone. Doctors.

Uniformed services.....gone. Superiors.

Business ....gone. Partners, Customers.

Music.....gone. Record Label Owner.

Acting......gone. Producer.

In fact, if your wife WORKS, just forget it. Someone's diddling her.

In fact, if she's sharing the same fucking PLANET with other men than you, she's cheating.

Or.....you could just be insecure.

Look, just don't get married if you can't have rest of mind about your wife, okay?

Note how no mention is made of men and their places of work.

Watch how the limp-dick kids will come here and write "simp" after reading something they don't understand.

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Politics › Re: Court Documents Reveal GEJ Filed Charges Against Tinubu In 2011 For Forgery by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20pm On Oct 10, 2023

AcuraZDX:
Jonathan dropped the ball on many fronts.

That has always been the issue with our politics. Common interest and the protection of each other’s malfeasance.

Dropped which ball?

Jona would have never won in 2011 without Bulabaa's rigging machine.

Jona cleared all SW states except Osun which was seriously anti-PDP back then following Oyinlola's rubbish rule.

It was simple horse-trading on Jona's part. He got what he wanted.

He didn't think he needed BAT in 2015......now he goofed on that one.

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Celebrities › Re: I Dated My Ex-husband For 10 Yrs But Our Marriage Lasted Just 1 Yr — Ronke Ojo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2023

press9jatv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDR_xSYFNU?si=bTlIFvF4thGt3Glm

I dated my ex-husband for 10 years but our marriage lasted just one year — Actress Ronke Ojo

She be first-class mumu.

He was gbolarizing her for 11 good years, that's the true picture.

Dating, indeed!

Ode of a woman.

Career › Re: Woman Loses Her Corporate Job After Revealing How Many People She's Slept With by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2023

supermz7:
There's something called Digital Footprint. Be careful what you post on you primary accounts now oh.

This is OnlyFans....everyone there doesn't care about digital footprint.

Na oyibo o.....their pornstars sef dey get husband.

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:09pm On Oct 10, 2023

MESS11AH:
This is next level simping

Whatever floats your boat.

She's the one who snapped the food, not the man.

If she has no real reason for snapping, then she can be politely schooled on the vanity of snapping food that will be masticated, digested and deposited in the toilet.

But for me, I'll ask first before assuming.

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On Oct 10, 2023

Animegirl:

I'll engage her in a conversation on what she did.

She might be a content creator for a foodie website and just loved the presentation and decided to take a pic for her next article.

She might be a nutritionist or writing a recipe book.

Always keep an open mind, that's what I'm saying.

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Celebrities › Re: Viral Video Of Kizz Daniel And His "Scary" Bodyguard (pics/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40pm On Oct 10, 2023

Revolution2022:
Effect of steroid.I go fight am on on one.

Stop listening to motivational speakers, Bro.

All that bulk makes him impervious to all but the hardest blows.

It will take a heavyweight boxer or MMA fighter, huge judoka or a frickin sumo wrestler to take this dude down hand to hand.

Anything short of that, he'll just tank all your blows till he lands one of his own......good night!

Celebrities › Re: Viral Video Of Kizz Daniel And His "Scary" Bodyguard (pics/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:37pm On Oct 10, 2023

Zonefree:
There's nothing scary about the bodyguard.

Just one shot on the head from a low calibre ammo will send him 6 feet below.

A single .22 ricocheting around in his skull.....he's history.

grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuela President : Israel Is Committing ‘Genocide’ Against Palestinian People by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
Venezuela: president says Israel is committing ‘genocide’ against Palestinian people

Sandile Sandile

An injured Palestinian kid is seen after Israeli airstrikes at al-Shati refugee camp in Gaza Strip on October 09, 2023 [Ali Jadallah/Anadolu Agency]
An injured Palestinian kid is seen after Israeli airstrikes at al-Shati refugee camp in Gaza Strip on October 09, 2023 [Ali Jadallah/Anadolu Agency]

Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro has accused Israel of “genocide” against the Palestinians in the Gaza Strip. Maduro made his comment in a televised address on Monday.

“The Secretary-General of the United Nations issued a statement, which we read carefully, as a warning and alert about the genocide that has begun against the Palestinian people in Gaza,” said the Venezuelan leader. “We have witnessed in the past massacres and brutal atrocities against the Palestinian people.” The current situation, he pointed out, is a “new apartheid system” against Palestinians.

“We demand an immediate ceasefire, respect for UN resolutions, respect for the rights of peoples, and the commencement of peace negotiations to allow the Palestinian people to regain their legitimate rights to independence, land and peace.”

UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said earlier in the statement referred to by Maduro that, “While I recognise Israel’s legitimate security concerns, I also remind Israel that military operations must be conducted in strict accordance with international humanitarian law.” He added that he is “deeply distressed” by the announcement that Israel will initiate a complete siege of the Gaza Strip, with nothing allowed in: “No electricity, food or fuel.”

That announcement was made by Israeli Defence Minister Yoav Galant. He also described Palestinians as “human animals”, in a blatant effort to dehumanise the people of occupied Palestine living under Israel’s military occupation.

The Palestinian Ministry of Health in the Gaza Strip announced on Monday evening that the death toll from Israel’s bombardment had risen to 704, including 140 children and 105 women. Almost 4,000 people have been wounded. Israeli media reported that the number of Israeli deaths had reached 900, with 2,616 wounded.

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20231010-venezuela-president-says-israel-is-committing-genocide-against-palestinian-people/

Why didn't this Venezuelan idiot on a stick tell Hamas not to attack Israel?

Hmmmmm?

Didn't Hamas kill Israeli children too?

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is Worse Than Being Broke? by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:28pm On Oct 10, 2023

[quote author= post=126207739]What is worse than being BROKE ?[/quote]Being indebted to aggressive loan sharks.

Being sick.

Having mental illness.

Being in prison.

Being in kidnappers' den.

Being constantly abused and victimised.

Getting roped into a crime one didn't commit

Losing one's sole family breadwinner.

Come on!

Which kain kweshun you dey ask laidis?

Okay, lemme add another one:

When one's DARLING DADDY finally retires to Daura.

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Politics › Re: I Am Alive - Yakubu Gowon denies death rumours by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:57am On Oct 10, 2023

nairalandkachy1:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0jMv4kVPaL1MKLnwLPuwVLpTHmWSZLUNzaJ2M6Y6dn3XVe7aRdAvZzwYJ78esH7Scl&id=100068850777180&mibextid=Nif5oz

The man who began it all......the nonsense in our political scape all started with Gowon.

Nigeria saw unprecedented prosperity during his rule and he chose to sit tight instead of nurturing merit-based democracy ....

He's just lucky that his successors have outdone him in ineptitude, so no attention is focussed on him.

Still, we are where we are because he failed to lay the foundation for a country that can truly be called great

Crime › Re: Video Of Killer Cop, Drambi Escorted Out Of Court After He Was Sentenced (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:22am On Oct 10, 2023

Jennyclay:
I was among those people who fired Lagos state government on twitter to seek justice for Bolanle and Thank God justice has been served.

Bamise case is the next!!! We’ll deal with you evil men one after the other.

Foolish men!!
Bunch of murderers!!

What of the good men that do no wrong?

And what of the evil women who have also committed murder?

Foreign Affairs › Re: What We Will Do To Hamas Will Be Remembered For Generations To Come - Netanyahu by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:17am On Oct 10, 2023

marenx:
A christian doesn't speak like that.

E tell you say e be Christian?

No political leader in this world is a Christian.

Politics › Re: How My Colleague Killed Bolanle Raheem During Stop-And-search — Police Witness by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:17pm On Oct 09, 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
Could this woman have been killed by someone else?
I hope the ballistic test of the bullet(s) extracted from her has been done.

N,B; Vandi has denied killing her on record. Eyin mob cyberbullies and ipob terrorists filled with hate and ignorance of the law, let the court justice system decide the fate of Vandi the alleged killer. Same police you hate and vilify so much is still the first you ill-mannered professional hypocrite will run to in time of trouble and when they save you, your life and family, you do not come on SM to praise the good officers among them. Let the culpability of the alleged killer of late Bolanle be proven beyond ALL reasonable doubt so that true justice is served to act as deterrent to others. Adieu Bolanle Raheem.

I hope you understand that it was a public crime, carried out in front of witnesses who testified?

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Certificate: Setting The Records Straight - Tunde Rahman by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On Oct 09, 2023

enemyofprogress:
Tinubu's certificate: Setting the records straight

By Tunde Rahman

https://punchng.com/tinubus-certificate-setting-the-records-straight/?amp

I didn't bother to read.

Once I saw "Tunde Rahman", I knew it would be in support of Tinubu.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho Regains Freedom In Benin After Two Years by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:00am On Oct 09, 2023

Emeskhalifa:
I have this feeling that this current administration facilitated his release.

I hope they look into Nnamdi's case too

They facilitated nothing.

Buhari's malice simply expired with his government and the law took its course.

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Sends Carrier Strike Group To The Eastern Mediterranean In Support Of Israel by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:48pm On Oct 08, 2023

politicoNG:
https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-american-carrier-strike-force-mediterranean-db05d535a9ebb931f684f758c9b6f628

Wahala!

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Fashion › Re: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10pm On Oct 08, 2023

Zonefree:
Cowries on the hair, beads around the waist...I can sell my family's last surviving land just to please such girl.

Just don't goan carry retired Arugbá Ọ̀ṣun as babe sha.....before you begin swim for dream.

Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests 67-year-old At Abuja Airport For Ingesting 100 Wraps Of Cocaine by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:20pm On Oct 08, 2023

Echeazi:

Who's father is this?

Pretty sure he's single and childless, from the story I read.

Wants to marry now after wasting his youth away abroad.

Well.......he'll waste the rest of his life in a Nigerian prison.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza will Be Reduced To rubbles, Leave Now - Netanyahu tells residents by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:29am On Oct 08, 2023

Bliss52:

Naso them dey always make mouth

Mere 9 million people in Isreali with heavy protection from America making mouth

It's not even up to Oyo State or Niger State in Size

When Germany almost finished them, they were rescued and accomodated

.

That was when they were unarmed, peaceful people.

Now they are armed to the teeth, nukes inclusive.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Bombs Hamas Sites Hidden In Mosques – Rt.com by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:10am On Oct 08, 2023

Jaybuoy:
Whichever way this goes, Israel would be at the losing end of this particular phase of the conflict.

If senior military officers have been captured, as touted, Israel will have no option but to negotiate prisoner swaps.

Either way, this crises will continue for another 100 years.

Israel themselves know who has been captured.

The captured soldiers also know the scores.

I'm not sure Israel will negotiate.

Israel did not get to this point in existence by negotiation.

They will attack and rescue those they can. That's what they do.

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Politics › Re: Islam Endangered If Taraba, Nasarawa Fall To Non-Muslim Governors – Sheik Sokoto by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:39pm On Oct 07, 2023

Racoon:
They deceived gullible Christains that the Muslim Muslim combination was based on competence but where that competency have landed Nigeria today is clear for all to see.

However, competent Christians winning elections in the middle belt or North Central Nigerian are Karfirs who are now sudden threat to Islam? Guess everyone can see the bloody hypocrisy of these manipulators?
It can only be right in their own eyes. Tufiakwa!

Both states have more Christians.

Elections have always been rigged.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:37pm On Oct 07, 2023

HonNL:
SOURCE

SOURCE

When Israel enter these pipu now, Al-Jazeera go start dey cry.

Pipu wey dey dia own jẹjẹ una go attack dem.

Okay naa. Hamas don do anyhow.

Time to see anyhow.

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Politics › Re: Why Tinubu’s Certificate Indicates Female – Wole Afolabi, President’s Lawyer by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:36pm On Oct 06, 2023

Sirmwill:
Tinubu rn is mostly relaxing in a place with cool AC cooling his nerves down while he is watching Africa Magic Epic 😏 and drinking something chilled and sweet 😏😏

Completely oblivious of your existence!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sports › Re: Saudi Arabia Ready To Suspend Its Alcohol Ban To Boost Its Bid To Host 2034 WC by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:21pm On Oct 06, 2023

What of those Danish oloshos?

Those Denmark gehs wey dey show brezz for stadium?

Are they ready to accept that, too?

Make European girls no cause WW3 o!

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