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10. Airplane food doesn't really taste good; carry your food....


This one off me.

So I fit carry my foo foo and egusi soup enter Airpeace and I was wasting my time with Agofure motors.

sarrki:
We all know this only ipobians feel otherwise

But they are undergoing the language class as we speak

I thought you've grown past this pettiness.

I'm disappointed.

PasD:
UPDATE WITH TEARS

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE

SO THE RUSSIAN IMMIGRATION TAPPED INTO OUR PHONES AND READY ALL OIR CONVERSATIONS EVEN THE ONES WE DELETED THEY DUG THEM BACK AND SHOWED US.


THEN THEY ALERTED THE ATHENIAN IMMIGRATION THAT SOME RUGGED GUYS WANT TO DROP OFF AND MAKE TROUBLE

BEFORE WE LANDED IN ATHENS A DOZEN POLICEMEN WHERE WAITING (WITHOUT GUNS THOUGH)

I STILL TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND THE POLICE MEN PURSUED ME LIKE A RAT AND CAUGHT ME.

INITIALLY THEY BEGGED ME TO RETURN TO MY PLANE AND WHEN I REFUSED THESE GUYS CALLED ANOTHER SET OF STUPID POLICEMEN THAT BEAT ME BLUE BLACK. THANK GOD FOR MY PILOT THAT RESCUED ME FROM THERE HANDS THESE GUYS WOULD HAVE KILLED ME I SWEAR.

THEY HANDCUFFED ME FROM ATHENS TO ETHOPIA AND TWO ATHENIAN POLICE MEN WHERE ASSIGNED TO ME! (ALTHOUGH THEY LATER PITIED ME AND REMOVED THE HANDCUFF 1HR TO ETHOPIA AIRPORT AND THEN GAVE ME FOOD. I DON SUFFER I SWEAR.

I HAVE BRUISES AS I WRITE. IM IN A HOTEL IN AGOR PALACE AS I WRITE (I CANNOT GO BACK TO MY HOUSE IN AJAMGBADI OJO) I DEY SHAME. LOLZ CHAI THIS LIFE.

SO MY AGENT WANTS TO MAKE PAPERS FOR ME WITH WORK PERMIT TO MAURITIUS (EAST AFRICA). ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF NIGERIA EVEN IF IT IS TO GO TO TOGO I SHALLLLLLLLL!

THAT IS THE UPDATE. THANKS FOR THOSE THAT WISHED ME LUCK AND FOR THOSE THAT WISHED I DIED IM STILL HERE WITH 8 LIVES REMAINING HAHAHAHAH ONE LIFE GONE!


I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UPDATE ON MY NEXT TRIP SHAAA COS ITS PAINFUL TO DO SO.

GOD HELP ME PLS. HELP ME. I KNOW I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE. GOD HELP ME OOOOOOOOO. WHO I OFFEND.

GOOD NIGHT AND GOODBYE

This sounds like a fairytale.

Why will bunch of policemen await your plane when you are not Osama Bin Laden?

You are either lying or exaggerating.

No it's not, just as "Falseprophet1, go and make money like your mates" by a lady isn't also an insult.

StreetFight:
Till today, I am very uncomfortable in fitted clothes. I grew up in oversized clothes and I am used to it. My feet is currently size 42, but I wear size 44 and sometimes manage size 43. I cannot wear a show that is my size, its makes me very uncomfortable. I don't like tight things. Even while growing up, only big aunties with big pusssies were fuccking me, so till today, I don't like tight pusssies.

One million salutation to my late grandma. I know she is eating and dinning with God

Too many crazy fellas here aswear.

poiZon:
Dreamt of plane crash 3days ago, the aircraft was blue in colour.. And this happened today...

It happens to you too?

I've come across several people who say they experience this as well.

It's natural that a man is gonna wanna cohabitate with his kind and there ain't nothing wrong about that. Even animals do that as well.

I believe that couples who speak, eat, behave alike, have similar values, lifestyle, similar upbringing and orientation are gonna have better fighting chances in their marriages than couples with different backgrounds.

Problem is that the foundations and motives of some of these marriages ain't strong enough or are simply bad.

Another one? Pheew.

Abroad based guys haff really suffered. As a matter of fact, yankee dudes in particular are endangered species now.

If you carry your wife go yankee, she go turn tiger for you. Ngwanu keep her in Naija mek you have peace for the abroad kwanu, whosai. Fvckboys will be chopping her like slay queens chop shawarma.

Ike gwuru.

CaptainZubi:
Those fulani people will never allow their kids dance seductively and openly like that. Even the rich ones. Not when their families or relatives are there.

In conclusion , she's definitely a bride.

If true, I feel bad for the innocent little princess.

Mrxawe:
All I see is a child bride about to lose her virginity to one agbaya alhaji or politician .

I just hope that the little girl is just having fun as kid not dancing as a bride.

Sagged b**bs?

Are we responsible for that too?
Ike gwuru.

Johnames:
So there is this house am managing, 2 flats, am in one flat, I rented the other flat to a guy, so far the guy life style does not suit me, apart from that the guy is jobless, am very sure he will not be able to renew his rent, he struggles to pay littles bills in the compound, he has stayed almost half of his rent, am planning on giving him quick notice, I need advice on how to go about it.

Oga very sure, how are very sure that he will not be able to renew his rent? Are you his accountant or his God?

Wait until then biko.

The country is already hard, please don't make it harder for people.

I will run, mba, I will flee if I were her man.

There's a possibility that she didn't mean what she wrote but I wouldn't count on it.

This one is gonna start trending soon.

Oya, let the craze begin.

Pricelessruby:
I expect the wife to put more effort in the case, but she is quiet, as if it doesn't concern her, am speechless though

Put more effort in the case, how?

Her silence is the best reaction for now.

PDP and APC just made it easy for Soludo of APGA.

Andy Uba is a gentleman and I like him but he has a terrible baggage in his brother Chris.

Hot temper and unforgiving heart.

I dey fear the bolded no be small but I can handle a nagging woman because I may likely be the reason she nags.

Being in a relationship with me can be handful sometimes.

At 21, I knew that murder was wrong even in self defense.

At 21, I knew it was wrong to sleep with a married woman.

At 21, I had lost my dad and my mum was glued to her career that she was too busy to be there yet I never found myself in a mess such as Chidimma's. So don't blame parental upbringing or the society.

At 21, I had bought a car and landed property with my own money, not money a sugar mummy gave me. I knew it was right to live a decent life and earn decent living.

At 21, I knew smoking was bad and even though I tried it back at the university, I stopped before graduation.

So Mr. Reno, Chidimma's age has nothing to do with her crime, she should face the consequences.

She did the crime, please don't start playing emotional games to make her not to do the time.

Snakes bite in self defense so if not threatened, a snake can cohabitate with you for as long as it needs to.

This ain't no miracle sir.

This guy doesn't have the looks and charisma of the kind of governor we need in my state biko.

Now it's gotta be Soludo and no one else.

Give it a shot.

Any fight for survival is worth giving a shot.

Goodluck.

What's going on?

It's like sidechicks have declared war on our randy senior bros them.

Highly possible.

I won't be shocked to see more virgin girls at night clubs than in my village.

MejiLoyon:
People outside said all they heard was GBA GBA GBA GBA and I calmly walked out and told my ex to follow me. When they saw him they started searching around the office maybe the others that beat him up was hiding somewhere...

We have John Cena in the house.

Wow, I'm impressed.

Ishi, I support this your thread with the sum of...
...mba mek I donate what I can afford biko.

Holla at me if you need keke charter, I will give you good discount.

Modified.

Guys don't fall for comments by ladies in this thread. It's a set up.

Imagine a gathering of known feminists in this forum fighting for and defending men. Mbanu, something is wrong somewhere.

Ishilove:
Not only necklace. Ileke idi nko?

What is your problem hanty, is necklace not important?

The thing is, we hate to stress you people because of our esteemed love/care and have therefore decided to give some of your burdens in za ozza room to sidechicks.

Isn't that fair? We are being considerate so we deserve some accolades, not this your condemnation like say we kill pesin.

It will be unfair to put in all that mileage in somebody's daughter just because say she be wife. Even cars break down faster if you drive only one everyday.

Cholls:
My sister do a video of you and your mom's... In the video repeat what you just said here... If you you can do this send your account number here

With what I've seen in this forum, I don't blame you for this request.

All her threads have been about one need or the other which is a red flag.

pocohantas:
May God keep you alive to continue providing for us.

Jokes apart, we should do more for our fathers. Forget the bravado, some of them really crave that connection with us, but pride won’t allow them to say it. It just feels like that ship has sailed and all they have to do is sit back and wish you well. You the child know it, you see how happy they are when you manage to call, but you have decided to be a child of perdition.

They have just one day in a year but somehow it is underrated, relegated and under-celebrated. You’ll still see someone like Tonto trying to drag today with them too. We can do better for our fathers.

Happy fathers day to all the responsible fathers. Happy future fathers day JeffreyJunior, try born before menopause meet you.

To Nairalanders that have lost their fathers, my sincere condolences.

E go better…

How can menopause womenopause catch me when I am father of 11 already awaiting my 12th baby abi you wan mek I show you my grey hair?

Thanks for the father's day's compliment dear, you know I can't love you less.

Three words, DON'T DO IT.

A friend who was once stranded and had to use the airline is still in shock that he can't tell me his experience in details yet.

I heard of Agofure motors from him for the first time in my life when he said "Agofure motors would've given me a better service than Air Maroc."

I abhor abortion but if the child will suffer and if keeping the pregnancy will be depressing to you, then abort it.

Last thing I want to hear is that a depressed woman hurts her baby or that the baby is suffering untold hardship. Lord knows I hate seeing poverty being recycled by this our stupid generation that has made stupid choices.

...and next time, close your legs or buy condoms goddamit.