₦airaland Forum

Melanin07:
Let me advice you.

Remove $200 from that 2M, use the $200 and buy $Musk token from Muskswap. It will be locked till January 1 ,2022.

Come back and thank me for the $5479.16 dollars you will make with that $200 instantly when you buy $musk.

Need help navigating....I will be glad to help.

Very good advice.

But I know Nigerians, everybody wants to buy lands not knowing that doing so locks and limits one's treasures.

Been there, done that but now I know better.

China still have some of the poorest people in the world and there are some cities that don't have ordinary electricity.

Forget what you see in Shanghai and Beijing, you need to go in deeper to cities like Guizhou, Guizhou, Gansu, Tibet and Yunnan to see the degradation in China's infrastructure.

Infrastructures in South Korea and Japan have durability more than all these fine shiny stuffs you see in Beijing.

China could've been but authoritarianism and corruption won't let them get to that level.

Right now, Japan has more chances to be world power than China has and they will get the backing of more super power countries that China ever will.

A is perfectly healthy, just carrying a baby and feeling good about herself.

B has broken legs but has some support in those clutches.

C is old and weak but still, has a support stick to lean on.

D is pregnant and has no support so she needs the seat more than all of them.

Where is my prize?

Southernigbo:
they have got good character and behavior and aside the above they are highly clean, decent and in most cases don't engage in sex before marriage. They do date but it's all sexless dating, not even holding of hands or stealing of kisses

Wow, I'm impressed. I will consider getting third wife from Kano state.

How much is your brideprice over there? I hope it's not as much as suitors spend in Mbaise, Imo state.

Don't think I'm poor for asking that, I'm actually a billionaire but with limited resources.

She really asked you to fall under the anointing? This is hilarious.

Chai they have opened office on her head.

My advice is don't try to fight her over this because she will start seeing you as an evil spirit fighting her from entering heaven.

Just try to tighten her source of income and you will see those pastors flee from her. If she currently depends on you, better as it will be easy to control her access to money and tithing.

This is the part I thank God for my mum. That one dey go church late on Sundays sef let alone mingling with priests so she has no moral ground to talk to me about church matter. She is a lady in the church but her parish priest had long given up on her.

Buhari should've made this priority, I'm so disappointed.

A state governor building an airport in 15months should be a landmark and he gracing the occasion would've encouraged other governors to emulate good governance.

I'm glad to be an Anambrarian and no matter what others think of us, we will continue to thrive.

Good job Obiano.

I'm mad and happy at your mum after reading this pathetic story.

First, why would she give up everything for the wicked family just like that when she was duly married to your dad with four kids? Statutorily wedded or not, she was his wife and you girls were his kids who should inherit his properties, not those heartless opportunists.

I get it that she was scared of fighting them because of her kids but she could've atleast tried. Ministry of Women Affairs was there and there were NGOs that could've supported her struggles against those wicked folks. Some private individuals could also have helped. However I believe she did what she thought was best for you all.

Now here is the good part. I love that woman for focusing on the most important thing you guys needed which was housing. She was a lioness for building a house upon the unfavourable condition she found herself. God rest her beautiful and strong soul.

You Amazonianlady, let me commend you for growing into a woman so rapidly at such a young age to fill the vaccum daddy and mummy of the house left. I, Jeffrey am so proud of you and I wish you and your lovely sisters all the best this life can offer.

Shalom.

That's my state, making me proud since time immemorial.

Kudos to Obiano, he really delivered on this one.

Whatever they do, they must not disrupt the upcoming election in my precious state.

This iberibeism about Biafra has really gone far that every sane mind should condemn it.

We all are tired of the way Nigeria is run but killing our brothers and disrupting our businesses is pure madness.

This is not to defend our sisters in the West but I've heard of cases whereby our brothers who just arrived, professed fake love to them, marry and get papers with their help only to dump them afterwards, then go back to Nigeria and marry their long time girlfriends.

Oftentimes also, most if not all of our brothers that just arrived especially the undocumented ones move to the I must make am fast lane thereby involving in dubious activities. So I will assume that our sisters like to be with someone who already has a record just in case. Record can make or ma one in the US so everyone is being careful of his/her activities.

A good number of the crimes committed in the States today by our brothers are committed by those without documentation so it's not rude if a lady decides to apply caution when dealing with one.

Lastly, some of our brothers who just moved to the States need sometime to settle down and if I were a lady, I would give them that space and time to figure themselves out before jumping into the arms of one of them.

My point is this. Inasmuch as some of our sisters are rude to Naija JJCs, we shouldn't lump them all together without putting some issues into consideration.

I don't know if there's age limit for breastfeeding or not but I see no wrong in what she is doing though she could've kept the pictures to herself.

She is a proud mom of two little men, that's all I care to notice.

timesup234:
shut up your foolish mouth. America don't have shit, all their weapons are bullshit. China will crush Taiwan at it's chosen time and if America intervenes they will be destroyed completely. China already defeated America during the Korea war this time all American soldiers will be exterminated

Wow, you must really be so damn sure of your submission to have shut the dude up like that.

I guess you work at the Pentagon to know America's military capabilities and weaknesses.

Well, we pray that China have mercy on America if war breaks out between them.

Why are these people disrespecting Tuface?

I don't like this. Dude is a gentleman and seems to like to keep his life private.

Biko, help her but be careful to end it at that.

Try to help her only once but tangibly. That way, she won't have to come back.

aspabay:
Better for the sE to embrace APC than the fruitlessly PDP.

Since 1999 what do they have to show for followership.

We haven't also been able to grow a strong regional party. PPA is long dead and buried, APGA will go go the same way.

We no dey try abeg.

I don't care about political parties but my precious Anambra state has grown beyond a certain level that people like Andy Uba and Ifeanyi Uba can no longer govern it.

Dr. Maduka, Soludo and even the PDP candidate are very qualified. Any of them that wins will be okay for us.

If APC really meant well for my state, they would have presented a technocrat with vision, not career politician like Andy Uba.

Except one lives in a cave away from humans, love without money is on a ticking timebomb.

Don't try to attract a woman with money but also, don't try to deceive our sisters with love if you can't feed well yet. For the sake of your family that will miss you, to save third mainland bridge from collapsing and to save our dear sniper from going extinct before rats steal our food finish, biko hold off on the love thing for now.

A fool thinks that a woman will stay because of money but a bigger fool believes that the same woman will stay without a roof over her head or without food on her table just because of one yeye word called love.

Some people are actually very rich but think they are poor or broke.

A man who earns N100k and spends N50k is far richer than the one that earns N1m and spends N900k.

Only few people in this world are poor, the majority either can't manage their resources well or see their wants as needs.

I am not broke because my needs have not exceeded my income yet and until then, the very few coins in my pocket is still enough for me to raise my shoulders and answer a millionaire hundrednaire.

Talk to your brother and plead with him to at least pretend a little to be Christian when in your dad's presence, for the old man's sake.

I hate when parents insist on living their lives and those of their kids too but what can one do if not please them in every little way one can.

Remind your brother that a father is like an umbrella and those who still have them around should cherish and love them.

As for being agnostic, it's his choice. I believe there is God somewhere but I can bet that he is neither in today's churches nor today's mosques.

verybadmouth:
Imagine what she must have done to her husband to get a slap from him. Pray your wife doesn't frustrate you.

Frustrate you to the extent of slapping her? Are you a beast or is she a teddy bear? If your sister complains that her husband slaps her for frustrating him, would you sit back and clap for him?

The man is an idiot and has no iota of shame for putting this up on social media.

If you wanna hit something and you can't go to the gym, fill sacks with sand and keep in your home biko.

Goddayyyyym, whoever that invented make-up deserves to be punished with at least 50 frog jumps.

This is not the work of any pregnancy biko, the ladies for once in their lives decided to show us their real faces.

Looking at them now makes me realize I'm not that Oshiomole-ish afterall.

Biko how much is the shoe, I want to buy for her.

Let me see how she will run after me when I carry sidechick waka pass where she dey catwalk.

Cooking drains my energy and I still haven't gotten it right upon how many times I've tried.

These days, I don't even push it. One fact that will continue be there is that some people are blessed with the skill to cook while others like me are blessed with the skill to eat.

As long as I can still make my waffles and coffee with which I start my day, I'm good.

Texans are having it so good under Gov. Greg, from the anti abortion law to this one. The leftists are using the DOJ to fight him but they will fail because Texas is not California where evil is normalized and pampered.

Since mad Newsom survived the recent recall election, he has been acting like a demigod.

His rating will soon drop drastically like that of his oga at the top.

Goddayyyyym.

Did they package baboon in place of a monkey for you?

Chai.

Poverty is currently being recycled everywhere in the world but the greedy bourgeoisie want someone with just one butt to pay for two seats in an airplane, wtf.

My late father will tear me hot slap me from his grave if I indulge in this type of iberibeism.

If the 50k is in naira, I suggest you use it to learn a skill that relates to your line of business or career.

Ordinary mechanics, plumbers, electricians who have invested well in themselves have higher chances of becoming millionaires than people who ordinarily invest money.

The best investment a man can make in this life is build himself intellectually because real money comes from the works of our brain, not from the works of our hands.

Shalom.

Iceyjayzz:
Say what?


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Thank you bro for that slap, she needed it.

I thought she was my friend until now.

Imagine her referring me to zobo when coca cola is there.

Third car in 7months?

Wow, she must really be working so hard.

bjtinz:
Totally wrong. You can't carry any food, even bottle water - yes you read write. However you will be given water on board.

You don't mean it.

I better stick to Agofure bus biko.

lexy2014:
Na so u take piss for person face?

My mum had some unprintable experiences for my hand.

I love kids but you see this part, I go do am at army and police gun point.

Imagine doing this for a boy kid with his preek upwards and he come piss directly on my face.

Our mothers dey try, I respect them.