₦airaland Forum

You want to tell the average Nigerian man who has a philandering penile rope around his waist? Naah

So because you provide us with milk and meat, you want to destabilize The rest of the country abi. Keep your meat and milk. Pork dey, fish dey, beans dey, eggs dey, bacon dey, sausage dey. Other sources of protein dey.

So many beautiful women or so many women you want to "shuk preek into"? Which one? The women will be there for you nah as long as you dey drop bar.

When they say "Shora f'obinrin". They know what they meant

Oga Miister, in your mind, you have mouth now abi. No wahala. So Twitter is now "they", the opposition abi? Very ignorant old men we have in government.

Who the hell is "team lagos". How come no one has heard from them until today? They have paid some people to resist protest. Fundamental human rights enshrined in our constitution makes us have the right to protest, so long as its peaceful. The problem i have with Nigerians is that we are never united in this course. Some people will go behind and collect money they will spend and it will finish and they will still continue to suffer and complain. Why not let's us agree to do the right thing. This Nigeria is what we will leave behind for the upcoming generations. These old politicians have to leave. They have nothing upstairs anymore. They keep doing the same things and expecting different results. What worked in 1983 cannot work in 2021.. we need fresh minds in politics.

The problem is that while its good to form as a girl, you have to realise that the dynamics has changed these days. Because people date or marry for the wrong reasons. Oh he has a nice job, car, he has money. No one wants to lose. Everything is now transactional. The Nigerian hardship factor also contributes to this. Nigerians see every situation as an avenue to make money or gain an upper hand over the other person. Its in built in our minds. So if a guy toasts you, and you are forming hard to get, he might not genuinely like you. He probably just wants to use you to kill time. So many people actually don't knoe what they want. They just want what's available at the moment.

Africans are messed up mehn. The problem of Africans is in the mind. How can you look at a whole human being and kill your fellow human like an animal and harvest the body parts to do "money rituals to become rich". Isn't that pure foolishness? Will an Oyinbo kill someone for money rituals? Money that will never last. Devil gives you one thing and collects 10 things in return. If that isn't foolishness, then I don't know what it is.

In Yaba side

77star:
Which part of Lagos did you see all these military men?

How will you name someone Placid?

This year alone, we have had like 5 public holidays so far and more is still coming. Only in Nigeria will they be declaring public holiday like no man's business.

As in I've never seen security as water tight as today. Every military and para military in Nigeria were deployed. Name it. SSS, FRSC, Police, Mopol, OP Mesa, Civil Defence, LASTMA, Airforce, Counter Terrorism Unit. Just name it. They were all on ground to show force. Meanwhile if na to combat crime now, you won't see any of them. They will say fuel no dey motor.

This life is a market place. We came to trade, and we will surely return to our maker in the end.

He might be fired from the Board, but not totally from the company, especially if he has a controlling stake in the business. Depends on what was agreed when the investors came to invest.

I don't understand how a full grown man like this will be reasoning like a kid. His statements are so illogical. They make absolutely no sense. You are making unfounded allegations with no proof backing them up. And these are the poeple that are in government abi. This is why Nigeria will never be better as long as we have men like these in power.

Omo I feel you mehn. I can totally relate because I have been there, and I know how frustrating it could be. So so annoying.. It's like no one is reading your applications. That's the problem with Nigeria. We are too much. Our population keeps spiralling out of control. Yet resources are getting more scarce everyday. Companies are folding up due to the harsh economic conditions. Everything is just so wrong with Nigeria. God gave us all that we need to make Nigeria a great nation. But Nigerians and their greedy and entitled mindset have made us remain where we are now. Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria.

DSS wil be going about arresting nobodies, whereas those who have influence and are inciting violence and actually perpetuating violence are freely roaming the streets. Like this Nigeria is a curse.

I don't know what the DSS is waiting for. They are not doing their jobs oh. Are these guys untouchable? Can't they be picked up and interrogated? Because Nigeria is gradually sliding into anarchy if care is not taken. Everyone seems to have taken the law into their hands. Kidnappers are having a field day cashing out, ritualists are having it easy. Armed robbers too are doing what they like. Why was I born a Nigerian? The whites will just be laughing at us. We have made a total mockery of ourselves. Nigeria wil never be respected anywhere in the world again.

Seems like this was Nigeria's year in continental competition and cup competitions. Nigerians not only performed in the season, they had some accolades to show for it. Very good

Sorry Sir but you were not selected. The bank has contacted those they want for the job. Thing with outsourcing companies is that they use job seekers to do "kalo kalo". They don't care if you desperately need a job or not. What they are always after is to provide candidates for their clients and then earn commission on the salaries of successful candidates. Wetin concern them? Just keep trying your luck elsewhere.

Hahahahaha!! Baba say "looking at her buttocks lustfully"..

The Nigerian government will continue to borrow till they become bankrupt since they don't want to cut down on government costs. You'd be shocked that a mammoth portion of these billions are used for only recurrent expenditures like payment of salaries. Some government agencies that do absolutely nothing to boost the economy will have plenty workers that have used 35 years and on Gl 18 collecting fat fat salaries for doing absolutely nothing. Coming to our lawmakers who have all sorts of allowances. Those ones too have special assistants and advisers who have their own assistants too. All of them on government payroll. That is why we have rif rafs in Nigerian politics because everyone wants to go in there to "collect their own share of the national cake". We are not a serious country. Only in Nigeria will you hear someone saying that his occupation is being a "Politician". In saner climes, reps have other jobs they are doing. They are only called to serve their country and when their tenure is up, they leave. Iro Nigerian politicians will cook eba for there and refuse to leave even when he is old and offers absolutely nothing to the goverment, but as long as his 'armed robber salaries and allowances' keep rolling in, no problem. Is that now why a legitimate man who just finished school and earns 100k monthly will be turned down by his girlfriend, who will go and be sleeping with these rich politicians up and down. Nigerian politics is too "attractive". Make it less attractive and you will see how many people will leave politics.

But wait first. Do Nigerians have conscience at all. I won't blame them sha. The situation in the country has made employers throw anything at graduates knowing fully well that job no dey. So we can take up anything and pay us nonsense salary on top that cannot even take care of a single man. 35k for a Masters degree holder? Hian. There should be benchmark stautory salaries for certain degrees and qualifications. Nigeria will not implement any of that. But if its to embezzle and scam, we are ogas in that.

Hahahaahahahaha. They go run pass Usain Bolt ehn

Shellsploit:
Amazing ...
Make the car just start by itself inside the grave, everyone go just tear race.

The problems women create. Why not kuku marry that your male bestie if you cannot do without him. Women have issues oh. They will tell you that they don't feel any romantic connection with their male bestie, yet you won't let him be. They wil say that she and the male bestie are too close to be lovers. What do women really want? Men don't like to be zoned. But women love to zone men.

So if the sister didn't die, they would not have seen her to give her a job right? Naija I hail you oh.

Nigeria is so benevolent at helping other countries fix their countries, yet its own is in a total mess. Clap for Nigeria abeg, ee no easy.

Police I can still agree, but DSS? I doubt.

Another richer, more handsome dude have taken over. Girls be like internet User searching for the strongest Wifi network to use and browse.. you na 4 bars, the new dude na 7 bars. Do the maths.

Look at how many referrals. person for don die. Can't a law be passed on referrals. Or a guideline to be issued by the Ministry of health that for any particular injury or accident, these are the places you should take the victim to first. You know how many lives have been lost in this country due to delay occassioned by referrals. You can use 5 hours to be doing referrals and the victim would have died. We don't value human lives in this country I swear.

Shebi under the Obasanjo administration, billions of dollars was sunk into the power project, but few selfish and greedy individuals looted the money and used it to amass stupendous wealth for themselves and their families while we suffer the consequences. The average mindeset of a typical Nigerians is: "I don't care who has to suffer because of my actions, let me enrich myself and my family members so we won't suffer, everyone else can go to blazes". That is the mindset of a typical Nigerian.

The Christian community too has joined partisan politics abi. Everyone fighting for his or her pocket. This is the sad reality of Nigeria.