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Forget Benin. It's worst in Lagos. Go to the Island on a Friday night. Benin clubs still dey learn work where Lagos clubs dey. If I had money to invest, I'll either open a club or open a hotel. You will always make money because Nigerians love to spend, spend and spend.

You like doggy bro?

Eazie351:
This one will definitely not turn for doggy...

The Island is a place where money is wasted on frivolities. That's why our slay mamas will do anything to get to Lekki to club, smoke shisha, brink, hook up with men. Even girls can travel from as far as Makurdi to Lekki just to have a feel of Lagos. They believe Lekki is Lagos. No where else is Lagos. Well if I was a smart and astute business man, I will carry my business to Lekki and smile home to the bank daily. Lekki is where money is wasted on frivolities.

So Tosyn has passed on. Well may her soul rest in peace. She lived a purposeful life. A life of impact. She touched lives, including mine. Just so sad that she is no more.

Welcome to marriage life where everyone says they are what they are not...

That's what happens when your focus is on just boobs and ass..

Togolese come Lagos to find money and kill him oga... Wicked world.. This serves as a reminder to be careful of domestic staff. Nowadays no one wants to be a houseboy or a cook oo. Everyone eye sha dey red hot for money.. The extent to which people go for money tho. Sleep on Chief...

See ladies when it comes to the issue of rape ehn, never go to the police first to report it ooo... else you'll be embarrassed. The very first thing is to get to a hospital and get examined. Get a medical report and proceed to the nearest NGO. Trust me, you'll get justice...

Shege damboroba... Kai arrest this lazy yoot...

This woman has serious issues... this ain't the first time she has apologised to Linda oo. Yet she will abuse her again.

Ikebe super. This booty go sweet for doggy ooo.... ase buruku..

You see ehn... on the last day, the majority of those that will be in Hell fire are Nigerian 'Christians'. Many of them are bloody hypocrites... You think you can deceive God abi...

In typical Nigerian celebrity fashion, lets give this marriage two years. It will begin from 'Linda Ejiofor unfollows her husband on Instagram'. Then we'll begin to see cracks in their marriage. People should stop getting married since they cannot manage little crisis...

The explains the ever increasing rate of dysfunctional people in Nigeria. Ladies please if you are not ready to stay with your man forever, till death do you part. If you cannot abide by his rules as the head of the house. If you cannot tolerate, endure, pray, understand in your home, then just do not bother getting married. Let's continue with the baby mama and baby daddy trend. My grandparents till they died never for once fought. Even when they had disagreements, they always settled it amicably.. Any slight disagreement in today's marriages, the women want out at any slight oppportunity. Women are home makers. You make your home. You mould your husband.. You create your own territory in your home.. Ain't no side chick coming to baangg your hubby. Ain't no side chick collecting his money. Common Ladies, you can do better than this... What sort of generation are we building in this country?

The thing is that most of our girls these days do not have sense, sorry to say. They keep messing up.. Once you love a babe.. You spend on her. Make her feel good. But these women are never loyal. They are never satisfied. They believe that it is competition to have a rich boyfriend. If for example, their friend's boyfriend is lucky to have money, then they automatically want their own boyfriends too to be as rich as her friend's boyfriend.
A woman who is for you will stay with you and build with you. Then again, there is this general stereotypical fear that once she hustles with the guy and he makes it, then he will start cheating on the woman and all.
Nigerian ladies are so stereotypical. Most are shallow minded. They believe that sex is what a man wants and use that as a leverage to get all they want. They also spend money on vain things. Shisha, human hair worth huge sums on money.. Bags, shoes, dresses, and not forgetting, the latest iPhone X.
Even the poorest of the poor amongst them too want to start living ostentatious lifestyles.
Its really a shame tho... True love is hard to find in Nigeria. Almost all the babes out there are oloshos.. money is the trigger to their mumu button. You chat up a girl now, first thing she wants to know is to size your pocket up to determine how she will respond to your advances.

Those who don't know Toke personally will probably talk shiiiiit about her. But one thing you cannot take away from her is her kind heart and gesture. She is such an adorable woman... But the media keeps bashing her.. But its okay..

Some girls kuku don't have sense. I won't blame Mike... Money can activate mumu buttons of women..

But wait oo, who recorded that video. Looks like it was recorded from a mobile phone. I smell a rat... I really do... Like they knew it was going to crash...

How will I be paying 250k to 300k per session and you are telling me that my child has to repeat a class. Make sure he passes. That's why I'm paying you..

Save ke when these babes will not allow man to rest. From iPhone X to Human hair.. The makers of that iphone will know no peace.. They are the cause of Nigerians spending their life savings on iphone. You are not a big girl if you are not using an iphone in Nigeria..

Someone is saying something serious, yet some are saying 'Afonjas' and 'skull mining are 5 & 6..'

Nigerian youths are really jobless. Twitter is the most unserious avenue for jobless young Nigerians to blurt out their frustrations over vain issues. Nigerians should kuku buy Twitter...

Exactly... Lazy girls don't have sense.. They never show appreciation for anything.. Good gjrls are so rare these days. Almost every girl out there is a hoe..

Oreofepeters:
Broke girls are usually senseless and futureless.




Not all tho. there are some that are hardworking with lofty ambitions, just that they are very rare...

For where? As long as you are in Nigeria, you must spend your life savings to get married...

See as those thighs dey vibrate..

He snuffed life out of the poor innocent girl... Why do some girls don't know when to leave a man who they suspect is into cult or yahoo? Girls need to be extra smart to spot guys who would love to decieve them... Don't let your emotions control you... May her soul rest in peace.

Kai.. konji na bastard i swear. You knack finish no wan come pay. That's why its better to do pay before service... no need for all of this... the babe eye dey chuk... Buhari no make sense for this our time oo. Everyone dey find money pass the way then dey find heaven.

Nigerians like to waste money on weddings.. just a day event? Sounds absurd to me... That's how a bride paid 50k for just makeup on her wedding day..

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jidemoh:
Oya bring ya preek here! I will help you cut it. That way, ya masturbation days are over.

Let's even assume it was a script from Nollywood.. Let's take in the lessons of the story.. Girls not all that glitters is gold. Work for ur own money, no guy will then treat u like crap. Men too be wary of any woman u have sexual encounters with.. sex is very powerful and deeper than we think.. sex is soo spiritual.. Not every girl u wanna knack...

Lets archive this in the 'Works of the devil' folder

At 75 years of age, please what new ideas do you have to offer Nigerians, if not that you still want to loot the treasury dry. Politics in Nigeria is too attractive... The money in it is too much. That's why these old men want to die there. Only in Nigeria is being a politician a full time job. It sucks really. Please we need a review of our constitution. Let us move from a federal system of government. It's too expensive. Yet the government is finding it so hard to pay N55k as minimum wage... Nigerians are suffering, yet these politicians do not simply care...