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RomanceRe: The Mathematics Of Relationship by jkpretty(f): 12:59pm On Nov 16, 2007
olanajim:
No. I am a sinner! My hands are soiled with blood. My mouth wet with odourous siliva. My body weakened due to exhaution. I fornicates every hours, with at least ten gals a day! 70 a month! Yet, I am a virgin in capital "V".

May God forgive me!
NO COMMENT! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: The Issue Of A Lift by jkpretty(f): 12:50pm On Nov 16, 2007
Get ur car & lets see how holy it will be tongue

Hmmn reminds me of my Dad's friend's car which we tagged "holy Bora" When bora newly came.Truely that car was completely sinless 'cos we know the number them dat park in front of them girls' hostels grin
RomanceRe: The Mathematics Of Relationship by jkpretty(f): 12:10pm On Nov 16, 2007
I was thinking he was quite creative, maybe he's not a user, perhaps an observer. undecided


olanajim:
On a second thought, he might be right after all. Not everyone can be a saint.
Are u a saint?
RomanceRe: The Mathematics Of Relationship by jkpretty(f): 10:53am On Nov 16, 2007
olanajim:
@poster,

sorry for who? That theorem would "square" your troubles and multiply your positives by decimals. The result would be a pathetic answer that would need approximation and rounding off to dicipher.

In the end, you ends up as romantically unreliable. Only a dump mathematician or a skilled manipulator can tolerate you.
Haba! U've killed the poster, have u guys met b4?
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Next Pride Of Kennis Music? by jkpretty(f): 9:47am On Nov 16, 2007
showbobo:
Maybe those Kennis Guys are using JUJU on them.
Yes o, i strongly believe those kennis guys could be using jazz & infact a solid one at dat, if i'm wrong, then i wonder what they can say with that mouth/tongue of theirs dat would shake me into giving them 70% or 50% of my sweat. Oh God, i simply wonder!
RomanceRe: How Can I Win Her Back? by jkpretty(f): 4:42pm On Nov 15, 2007
Yes, go & meet her where she is and have quality talk with her, that way u can know what is on her mind.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She's Already In A Relationship by jkpretty(f): 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2007
@Poster
Make your intension known to her, she decides whether to stay or leave.

A man hunting, should always have it at the back of his mind that its either he wins or looses.

Not every girl girl was completely dis-attached from a guy before they found their true love, many times its survival of the fittest!


@ joey
Hi dear
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girl In Bed With My Brother by jkpretty(f): 11:22am On Nov 15, 2007
@aysomthin

great talk girl.
TV/MoviesRe: Bigbrother Is Banned ! by jkpretty(f): 11:01am On Nov 15, 2007
I've always wondered the essence. huh
RomanceRe: The Wedding Test by jkpretty(f): 10:06am On Nov 15, 2007
Oh my, that was a great piece!

No point testing.
RomanceRe: Cud U Tell A Guy U Love Him by jkpretty(f): 9:10am On Nov 15, 2007
@ topic

Why not, i told him yesternyt cheesy
RomanceRe: If Love Is A Bird Will You Cage It Or Set It Free by jkpretty(f): 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2007
If love is a bird

In the beginning u've got to cage it so as to nurture it, feed it, to make it grow, care for it while still in that cage so as to withstand all storms.

When its strong, & can be on its own, u can let it fly, if its truely urs it will definitely come back.

But their are times when still caging (breeding) that the bird wants to fly, it maybe dangerous here, becos most times if they fly when they are not strong enough,they may even want to come back, but can't find their way. grin

In essence, be sure of what u have, before giving it a thought of freeing.
RomanceRe: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by jkpretty(f): 5:42pm On Nov 14, 2007
Best

Guy: U may not have noticed, i'm quite a catch

Girl: Yes i have, and i'm throwing it back at u.


2.

Guy: I thought u said u loved me. U do, don't u?

Girl: I only said that because i had nothing to say, after u told me u did.
CultureRe: Who Is Your All-time 'most Admired Person' by jkpretty(f): 5:07pm On Nov 14, 2007
Trinity (Father,son & Holy spirt)- for ur inspiration.

Dad & Mum: Made me who i am

Sisters: If my sister's in trouble, so am i

Brothers: Naughty, but the best.

U: That u gave me ur heart

In all, i admire all God's creation, the peculiarity in everyone, the distinction between u & me, what makes the other person him/her, their's a drop of greatness in everyone, which brings admiration, bring out that awesome part of u wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Many Nairalanders Have You Met And Their Id by jkpretty(f): 1:00pm On Nov 14, 2007
@ Poster
i met a cute guy @IB
RomanceRe: Am Confuse by jkpretty(f): 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ Busta
sorry u are missing it.

@ Poster
If u may know, ur internet lover maybe a lot worse than ur present guy. why do u think they say "seeing is believing" meet ur internet lover then u'll know 'ur devil' was actually 'an angel'.
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Not Ready To Struggle With You by jkpretty(f): 5:01pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ Poster
how about when they struggle with u & u leave them when u feel ur social status is way higher.
That's why i believe every lady should work hard & not look at the possibility of expecting. there's respect when u've got something doing.
RomanceRe: What Is The Approximate Right Age For Marriage? by jkpretty(f): 4:20pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ Poster

Age? Hell no!

Maturity? Very correct.
RomanceRe: She Wants To 'Take A Bath' With Me by jkpretty(f): 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2007
Hmmmmn! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Sweet Lies ? by jkpretty(f): 2:23pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ Poster
Why generalize?
RomanceRe: I Want To Dump Her, She's Too Demanding by jkpretty(f): 1:55pm On Nov 13, 2007
Some girls need to work so that they can feel how easy it is to spend their sweat on sweet nothings.
RomanceRe: Help Me- Soon To Be Married by jkpretty(f): 12:59pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ topic
sure u've heard it all, U can't change a man except he's ready to change.

U have an option to make or ruin ur future, choose one.
RomanceRe: Moment I've Always Dreaded: Career Versus Love by jkpretty(f): 12:27pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ Topic

Ur boyfriend was just searching for excuses for break up, & brought up the most stupid one

He doesn't love u.
RomanceRe: Is Making It The Reason You're Not Married? by jkpretty(op): 8:37am On Nov 13, 2007
@ all

Funny enough a guy friend said to me that he'll rather wait till he has all it takes, before he finds a wife, his reason being that "ladies who date guys while struggling end up not being married by this guys" he said "most times the guys then find someone else to suit their status"

Those words were from a guy, & i'm sure he was in his right senses when saying it. huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need Someone Who Is Ready To Build A Future by jkpretty(f): 5:20pm On Nov 12, 2007
@moodylady

what's the problem, why don't u keep off these two people, its obvious they are not after u, why r u on the chase. huh huh

oh perhaps u r confused, i meant Tkb & nana
RomanceIs Making It The Reason You're Not Married? by jkpretty(op): 2:50pm On Nov 12, 2007
Guys, would u rather wait till u are made before u have a girl to marry?, or would u rather have a girl that stays with u, till u are made?

Quite surprising when many girls have the feeling of "lets grow together" the guys would rather say " let me arrive first before i go find a wiffy" undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Met Any Nairaland Members? by jkpretty(f): 1:30pm On Nov 12, 2007
Yeah, met one yesterday, cool

can't give the Id though tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Heart Broken by jkpretty(f): 10:01am On Nov 12, 2007
This is hard, so tough

unimaginable, yet so true,

A hard decision to make, yet u took the toughest & roughest

Just believe dat there's a light at the end of the tunnel
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Why Do You Like Lies? by jkpretty(op): 3:25pm On Nov 09, 2007
niceuzor:
ThIS Guy is a pastor shocked grin plz switch to Religion Section thank you!!
grin grin grin

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