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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by jmichael259(m): 4:54pm On Nov 12, 2022
Godsprojectayo:
Teaching job of 20k salary 7:30a.m to 4p.m or okada hustle for a bsc holder? which would you recommend?
All contributions will be appreciated please!
Hey you sent me a dm. Unfortunately, I can't view my nairaland email. I don't know if you will like to paraphrase the message here as a comment or another way you get in touch.
FamilyRe: I Ran Away From Home With My Sister by jmichael259(m): 10:06pm On Nov 09, 2022
Deborah200299:
I will do that thanks
private number and it's location can be disclosed when you print call records from ur service provider.
CareerRe: What Does Commercial Diving Career Looks Like? by jmichael259(m): 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2022
OP come oh, somebody don copy and paste the entire biology note ss1-ss3 for you. All you need to know about diving dey there. U fit read am finish before 1month time. Bt as u get strength to find work wey u no sabi, i sure say u go see strength to read the note complete.
BusinessRe: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by jmichael259(m): 5:36pm On Nov 01, 2022
Backpedal:
Only thing is ...

There are 100s of other people who are hoping to make this move as well ...
It won't end well
Just one church, nighclub, bank or casino go move 100s of millions directly for you in a week and there are thousands of such organisations across the country.

Na only the masses go dey run helter skelter on this matter.
BusinessRe: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by jmichael259(m):
BreconHills:
bank will even send a bullion van to collect it and return new notes to them next day.

Let's not see every event through the lense of politics
yinkeys:
They’d buy food & gifts in large quantities & hoard
At the end of this money redesign you’d see it’s not the criminals that’d suffer but regular citizens
Coldie:
This would only increase inflation though, cause money in circulation is about to increase like never before.
BusinessRe: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by jmichael259(m): 5:06pm On Nov 01, 2022
joe4christ:
You're not so smart. If the bureau de change should accept bundles of old note and deposit such money to the bank. He will be arrested.. This policy is a trap in disguise!
NO, HE WILL NOT. This is nigeria. Stop deceiving yourselves.
Are you the only customer BDC has for that day? Does he really need to take the money all at once straight to bank or won't he use it to buy and sell currencies to others thereby spreading the money evenly?
Will he be the only one depositing in the bank that day?
Will the money not circulate within and out the bank before close of work?
Do they really need BDC operators to clean the currency?
Churches, importers, travel agencies, car dealers, bars and nightclubs, casino even banks and any business that handle money in bulk would move billions in less than 10 trips under just 1 weekend sef.
Vans go just come house exchange am with clean notes & give to citizens over counter (circulation). Then Oga go show them love. Simple
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Calls Nassarawa "A Great Country" by jmichael259(m): 10:12pm On Oct 31, 2022
alanto:
You no de tire? Defending a 62 years old youth that keep quoting imaginary figures while talking nonsense... Peter Obi a walking enclopedia doesn't know the difference between state and country? and he wants to be a president?
Nassarawa is a country. But illiterates can't understand. Who wan teach them how to use dictionary.
TravelRe: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by jmichael259(m): 5:45pm On Oct 30, 2022
[quote author=CarGuideNG post=117990631][/quote]Do these mods not read these useless posts they push to frontpage?
FamilyRe: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by jmichael259(m): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2022
DSS1335:
Thanks.

She will go back to the village and put to birth, thereafter return back to the city after weaning the child. Whatever arrangements to be made must involves that boy's family too.

Next year UTME, she will register and write it in the village.
Make she write am first sha but mind you, UTME is not an excuse incase her name no come out.

University Degree (distant learning, evening, weekend or sandwich) programmes do not require sitting for UTME.

Polytechnics evening and weekend programmes do not require UTME.

School of health/nursing/midwifery do not require UTME.

The list goes on, same certificate with UTME candidates. Unless you tell person.

Just go to the institution CCE (center for continuing education) or nearby sec sch, buy form & resume.

Being in her (& ur) position might find this option best for her to work and support herself while schooling and nursing the baby through infant and toddler stage that it needs the mother most.
FamilyRe: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by jmichael259(m): 9:45am On Oct 30, 2022
dontrulee:
Men can be decievers and some ladies can be quite easy to manipulate. A lady can hate a guy with passion and end up getting pregnant for that same guy. Life no balance. grin grin
i hear say hate sex sweet pass. D knack go be like say dem wan strangle the person with python style. Dem say na why it's called to "hate with passion"

Please, brethren and sisthren is it true?
FamilyRe: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by jmichael259(m): 8:45pm On Oct 29, 2022
DSS1335:
A minor according to our constitution is any child below the age of 18.. Sleeping with such a child despite her consent is called statutory rape.. He risks 14 years imprisonment.. That young girl must not suffer alone. So i don't care whatever method i deploy to ensure that they take responsibilities
Ignore naysayers. Your family have no blame in terms of phone, supervision or not noticing the 5mths pregnancy. It's a busy world, she still collects pads and didn't report missing her period added that their wasn't history nor indidcation of promiscuity. Only idle gossips will blame you guys.

As for the matter, you have to embrace love. Whether or not you hook the boy, won't make things any easier for the girl or ur own heartbreak. Time heals everything.

If she's still submissive, don't let her miss any plans for her future except 1 or 2yr break nw 4 financial reasons. Pls, give her @least OND even wtout jamb, evening/wkend prog & She'd start hustlin 4support
HealthRe: Genotype: Do People Still Do This In A Relationship? by jmichael259(m): 4:29pm On Oct 25, 2022
Ologundudu2020:
10yrs relationship is more pathetic than tinubu and buhari combined..

people MUST dump themselves for this blood Genotype issues,

We both AS in genOtype, and I’m HAULUCINATING on FICTIONAL way to make this work, she’s PROBABLY MORE DESPERATE AND LESS WISE THAN I and I’m JUST in my early 30s.


too many child, BLA BLA adoption BLA BLA BLA, THE REAL TRUTH IS I'M INFATUATED with HAVING A CHLD THAT LOOKS exactly like her self

Pls I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT your take, HOW can I have this girl to myself EVEN IF IT KILLS MY ENTIRE GENERATION or DON'T ME BOTHER WITH the shout of quit
Dear op NATURE CHEATER, There are two options instead quiting ur beloved situationship
1: remove ur womb/testicles, adopt an innocent child you subconciously hate.

2:Become a heartless blood ritualist torturing ur own kids with lifetime of sickle cell and early death or you deliberately kill/terminate them blindly experimenting to get an AA foetus -sometimes never.
FamilyRe: How Do I Forgive Him? by jmichael259(m): 7:18am On Oct 25, 2022
No matter what we tell u, u go still return later if u really wanted.

forgiveness is not by force and not by proxy e.g. Forgiving because of papa dey beg na wash. If e no come from the heart, na time bomb u dey plant. We don't want to read man beats wife to coma or woman bathes man hot water.

so far, the man hasn't done anything to make you forgive him, even the family members didn't disturb you for months despite the pregnancy news and you have not found a place to forgive him so, there's nothing for us to tell you. These things come naturally. Don't let sentiments or loneliness cloud your judgement or make a hurried decision.

Time heals and when it's right, you guys will resolve smoothly or move on with your separate lives. Personal space, safety and mental health first for now.
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by jmichael259(m): 6:37am On Oct 25, 2022
Fiscus105:
Take to my advice please. U are not supposed to contribute to this issues.

The last time I checked, you said u still buying "bread and akara" for breakfast that normally cost u 2k 500 daily.

I will advise you to work hard so that you too can be able to be "man of the house", by then, you will be able to contribute meaningfully to this kind of discussion.

For now, with no single experience, ur opinion is going out of way.....too senseless.
oga, i dey road dey go work. It's not my fault most nigerians are too dumb to comprehend write ups. I was pointing the price inflation in the country. A satchet of milk is 80-100naira. Two satchets of beverage+bread+akara per person. No matter how u manage, it will still cost u around 500-700 to feed one person breakfast. Multiply that by 11 and three times daily.
OH Yes, i proudly feed myself cos i'm not at home. Next time go man-shame ur papa. Na for nairaland u wan get sense. Pity is your name.
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by jmichael259(m): 6:07am On Oct 25, 2022
Fiscus105:
Go and married, the issue being discussed is more than what small boy like you can comprehend.
it's obasanjo i blame for giving gsm to underage fools like you. I'm a self employed landlord hustling pre-dawn till morrow. I don't have time for simps like you waiting for your mamathankiu.
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by jmichael259(m): 4:50pm On Oct 24, 2022
As long as ur wife is comfortable, the sister won't go away.

Don't make the mistake of asking her out by yourself. That's ur wife and inlaws' job. They were rude &heartless already by no informing you or no assistance. Dey wan soil ur name with greviances.

step 1: drop only 3-5k deliberately as feeding money and tell d kid not to disturb you that you gave their mum money FOR THE DAY. After some days of starving, she go begin get the gist. Don't buckle under any query, nagging, pillow talk or otherwise.

step 2: start coming home very late or don't come at all. Anyday u didn't return, no money the next day even if they come shop. Tell them work dey somehow.

step 3: if she buys anything on credit in ur absence, tell her categorically "it's none of your bizness"

step 4: if her sister leaves even just for a few hours, spend double on ur family. Order meals, pizza, sharwama, icecream etc within that period. Lock up like bipolar winch &starve em mecilessly immediately the sister returns. D mesage go clear.
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by jmichael259(m): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2022
Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".
it cost me 2k average to feed myself daily. Not less than 600-700 to have breakfast of just akara, bread and beverages in nigeria currently. How much is a satchet of milk, noodles, cup of rice or garri etc?

Multiply it by 11 and stop talking trash.
Christianity EtcRe: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by jmichael259(m): 11:26am On Oct 23, 2022
Everybody defending or mocking bulletproof car in nigeria are both dumb fools. Y'all No different from the antichrist swindlers selling apron, oil, chaplets etc as "divine protection".

You lack love and empathy Just like ur father the devil told Jesus to jump from the mountain and let the angels catch him, all you ever wanted to do in your diguised theism or atheism was to spread hate to others from the hollows of your embittered soul and to 'tempt ur God'.
FamilyRe: No Family Planning, No Sex by jmichael259(m): 10:52am On Oct 23, 2022
kiddkash:
Is it expensive
no, just come let me snip ur testicles with pruning shears.

woman dey plan ur destruction, u dey ask how much.

tomorrow now DNA test go prove say na her lecturer wey dey kafanchan get all the pikin and she go carry them run to northern cyprus.

then na only u go still waka come nairaland dey lament ur impotency.
FamilyRe: No Family Planning, No Sex by jmichael259(m): 10:36am On Oct 23, 2022
Cutehector:
he is not done with having kids,she is the one done, she should get her ovaries removed!
tel am

na all ds ones dey wish say dem fit wipe out men bt dem go still buy cucumber and Love Machine instead of female looking toys.
FamilyRe: No Family Planning, No Sex by jmichael259(m): 10:15am On Oct 23, 2022
James289:
If you are done having kids, get your tubes tied. Vasectomy.
vasectomy gbuo g ebe ahu.

the woman is the one wanting to do family planning and you are here planning to render the man permanently impotent.

oga should allow madam do her thing and stop worrying for her side effects.

polygamy na our culture if he needs football team and has the financial power.

but oyinbo say it's wrong for a man to stress himself to marry woman more than once so if he is woke, they say he should rather do babymama or call it polyamorous relationship a.k.a. entanglement for short.
FamilyRe: My Married Sister Wants to be a liability to us by jmichael259(m): 7:09am On Oct 19, 2022
Biiznesman:
This is someone who claimed to be doing a job. The last time we had a conversation on teaching she seemed to be complaining about the stress. I don't just know.
some people are telling u to kick her out or nag her about job and contributing to feeding.
DO NOT TRY SUCH A THING!
Firstly, nobody has right to kick a sibling out of family house. It is a taboo in our customs. Most importantly, Incase she really has emotional or psyco issues from the marriage, you will not have yourself to blame if something negative happens in future.
About the issue of her burdening you, it's extremely heavy issue to be dealt with like a wasp perched on a scrotum. Wisdom and tactfulness.
Keep that kitchen dry. By tradition Na she suppose dey run am. Elder sister helps to carry family burden not DELIBERATELY the other way round. Buy/prepare single meals for ur mouth and ur Dad alone. Ur brother does same. Remain cordial & always greet her.
SIDDON DEY LOOK. NEVER TALK ABT IT!
TravelRe: My experience in Bahrain by jmichael259(m): 6:51am On Oct 16, 2022
jmichael259:
what types of job or skills exactly?

make una dey drop examples for serious people to observe.
OceanRed:
it depends on the country you wish to travel to. a goggle search of the the needed labor force of the country will give you idea of the skill you need to achieve before japa there. some simple skill like barbing, female hair stylist, tailoring, driving etc can land you a job with better pay.
i mean the country you are staying. Each person wey japa should give examples of skills he observe in that country. It's not every country that construction skills pay for black people. Some may be automobile skills, operating heavy equipment, joining ship crew, menial jobs at the seaport etc.

na person wey go there go help others know which skills to focus for each country.
TravelRe: My experience in Bahrain by jmichael259(m): 3:49am On Oct 16, 2022
OceanRed:
I'm currently in one of the gulf countries, my advise to anyone trying to japa; GET A SKILL THAT YOU CAN MARKET!! or QUALIFICATION/ CERTIFICATION
It doesn't make sense for someone leaving Naija and just HOPING to get work in another country. nowadays its what you know that will get you money, You must be qualified to do something that will get you paid.
what types of job or skills exactly?

make una dey drop examples for serious people to observe.
TravelRe: My experience in Bahrain by jmichael259(m): 3:19am On Oct 16, 2022
Bahrainguy:
Bro there’s just 1% African here so barbing here isn’t a skill and tailoring is mostly for Indians and Egyptians
o.p: what of taxi driving or uber, even if the person has enough money to buy/rent motor by themselves?

what of truck drivers, forklift operators, excavator, tipper/dump truck operators?

what other fields are available apart from mechanic, auto electrician or car painter?
RomanceRe: As A Young Lady, Would You Rather Build With A Man Or Marry An Already Made Man? by jmichael259(m): 1:17pm On Oct 13, 2022
Chidi2022:
No be person wey see man go dey find already made? God abeg oooh..... Give me a responsible cool but strong willed man(because sometimes, e dey be like say i stubborn)that we will both be useful for ourselves.....lol
u come use my name as ya moniker.
Science/TechnologyRe: This Is World's Smallest Snake, You Would Think It's An Earthworm (Video, Pics) by jmichael259(m): 11:50pm On Oct 12, 2022
Lionnation:
I have killed it before by matching it to pieces with my shoe
boxypane:
Which kind lie be this na. I killed a couple of this snake as a kid around 1992.
makavalley:
Those days while in farm during farming season my mom has always told me they're tiny snakes keep your eyes on the ground when you till up the soil, but I didn't believe, thought maybe other reptiles.like it's too small to be snakes
youn:
me too
I've seen this twice
What Y'all saw in Nigerian farm soil was freshly harshed snakes, not this one. Mainly white or Pinkish baby skin, fast and shorter than this.
luluosas:
I have always seen the white one while digging
Rexymania:
I've seen it before
Agboconsult1:
I don't know if it was a baby snake, I've seen n killed some like this
CareerRe: Secondary School Teaching Vs Lecturing: Which Of These Two Jobs Should I Choose? by jmichael259(m): 4:32pm On Oct 12, 2022
[quote author=Emir8 post=94674583]Hello Nairalanders,
I really need advice.. between the two jobs before me. My family members are divided over which job I should choose.

I'm working in a highbrow secondary.. After three years, my salary is now N96,000.00. I just got a lecturing job with a private university and my gross salary according to the appointment letter is N88,000.00. My father wants me to continue with my teaching in the secondary school but *bla bla bla* My mind is in the secondary school because there is free lunch and N150,000.00 housing allowance [quote]I dnt see any division here. Two men have thought something through and you are giving airtime to a gender's opinion solely based on being called "mother/wife of a lecturer."

Does the titles pay bills?

If ur mum & (especially) fiancee will sign a legal document agreeing to supplement the lunch and allowance u will be losing, then, go with them to the private uni charade.
If not, naija transformers are mostly huggable.
CrimeRe: Woman Abandons Her One-Month-Old Baby Boy In A Bus In Anambra by jmichael259(m): 12:08am On Sep 21, 2022
Oh dear, My heart bleeds. Bring am for me o chai. I no be Ned Nwoko but i get more than enough space inside my heart and my compound.

Sincerely, I wish i can be like Peter Mutabazi (on facebook) for this kind kids but naija no wan get clear legit foster or adopt system.

post=116854457:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/9/woman-abandons-her-one-month-old-baby-boy-in-a-bus-in-anambra.html
Foreign AffairsRe: Professor Uju Anya And Piers Morgan Clash On Twitter by jmichael259(m): 11:50am On Sep 16, 2022
This aunty racist proffessor of "NHUJU ANYA"(suffering) hates her own kin -igbo men, adopts a lifestyle abominable to the people she claims to be crying for, lives in a country (america) that was the epitome, highest profiter and foundationed on raping and pillaging. Moreso, they vehemently fought wars to maintain their opressive lifestyle decades long after britain had abolished slave trade and became a haven for blacks escaping AmeriKKKa!

Of all the people she could think of attacking, it was Elizabeth II she chose?

I'm not surprised since everyone in the U.S. has a prescription for mental ill health.
FamilyRe: 12-year-old Boy Destroys His Mothers House Because She Took His Phone Away by jmichael259(m): 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2022
fman:
That is molestation and jungle justice... Don't advocate such!!
tonda fa yayu

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