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Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2022
hkidola00:
I don't support what the guy did,but what are u saying... prostitution isnt a work or job oo
actually, it qualifies as one and many survive with it.
call it low life, detestable, immoral or whatever it's described, it really can be a job full/part time.
Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 1:57pm On Aug 29, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
Okay, i understand you better. Man is aksing me for 1k naira which is a meagre amount and i was wondering why he couldn't earn 1k easily and 1k cannot buy anything in naigeria, i know, i have families in naigeria. I felt like he was bullshitting me or tryna take me for a fool. Yes! I spend my money on prostitutes, wines, weed, hotels and champaignes but i work, i work hard and play hard too. Nathing wrong with that.
ok. I get d angle u r comin from. It also seems, from his last replies, that his job is too menial and unsteady that means he's semi-unemployed. However, I guess he didnt want to sound greedy or foolish to ask for something huge. 1k would get him manageably thru 2or3 meals btw today n tomorrow. If u wish to assist him or me or your family infact anybody in nigeria go ahead, ask for acount, send something better but no do pass yourself. As fireboy just sang, all of us na ashawo. This govt/economy comot shame for our eyes. Check rent&food vs income
Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 1:21pm On Aug 29, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
I can help you, but i want to know why i should give you money when you can earn your own by working, make me understand! are you disabled? If not, you can work. do you know what kinda work i do?

You are right, i don't live there, where ever that is.
i dnt support begging and i get shy to ask for help. However from ur interactions i get he's just tryin to hail u based on d amount u freely throw on fv<k. And he's asking u to spare d least for a brother even if it's just for lunch or airtime.
i dnt knw anything abt him but as for work, it doesn't prevent someone from being flat broke in nigeria.

For example i earn around 200k monthly bt nothing to show. Govt levies, petrol and maintainance of engines. Feeding alone takes abt half in today's economy. I curently have debt of almost 300k cos my vehicle twice ds yr. So if u lend me money or dash 1k i go happy. IT DOESNT MEAN I'M JOBLESS. Neither is he jobless, i think. So do a brother solid if u can/want.
Family › Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by jmichael259(m): 12:51pm On Aug 27, 2022
djkirkoo2:
I gave her 55k for business I didn't see result rather she's saying that my baby is distracting her. Even when she was doing the business before she gets home I cook and prepare dinner so that she would be stress free. I bathe the baby, wash his clothes, even washes her clothes atimes just to relieve her of stress. Recently I called her to iron things out she gave the phone to another man
imagine nonsnse
as long as u are overly desperate to see ur son and calling them, na u dey blackmail yourself. If dey wan hide child for the next 1yr, there's nothing you can do from the tone of ur writeup.
ladies have learnt this method and it's "SIMPS" like u dey use to showcase.

try 6-8weeks challenge. Dnt call or plead. Redirect ur mind an time to ease d pain

would they try all this rubbish if u were cultist, agbero or SARS and you dey beat the girl?

U no sabi DSS, EBUBEAGU, AMOTEKUN or especially NAPTIP to arrest the family of trying to secretly traffic the baby?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wedding Preparations Without A Job!! by jmichael259(m): 11:42am On Aug 25, 2022
XullySwt:
Wow
Thanks alot for your time and contribution.
This comment will do alot in my future decisions. Good continue blessing your family.
As a gentleman and on behalf of those children, all i have to say make tonder faya yu if u do dis kyn mumu thing.
On a serious note, come and dash those children to people that truly love kids before you embark on your journey of tribulation.
1) you secure AND RESUME a well paying job in his city before relocating.

2)He secures AND RESUMES a well paying job or self employment (e.g trading or transport business) in your city.

As for all you ladies/women, "i will be helping him out in his business" is not a job!!! You're just jobless entity encroaching his personal space and constituting an unpleasant liability. No surprises when such business always loses focus and crumbles causing the relationship to become war zone.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by jmichael259(m): 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2022
Do not send money to me or anybody here for advise, registratrion etc
Zero-8-1-2-four-five-nine-16-66 contact for more info.
Business › Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by jmichael259(m): 10:06am On Jul 24, 2022
Samskid310:
Don't return it neither should you destroy it
And don't keep it either
Why? Is there something you want to do with it when you pick it from where he will throw it?
Business › Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by jmichael259(m): 10:02am On Jul 24, 2022
Happy independence and New Year in custody to you in advance.
Anywhere you pick ATM, just use fire or scissors to pieces it. Dont throw the complete card away for fraudsters. Never risk to return something that is replaced with 1k.
Travel › Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by jmichael259(m): 10:59am On May 17, 2022
Ofachiedo:
But 2 pilot are always in the plane. This story no clear
Goan watch the live video first.
Where dem write say two pilots dey every plane? How many people do you need to operate your personal plane?
Travel › Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by jmichael259(m): 10:57am On May 17, 2022
Ceenachi:
Trending lies of d year!
So there's no co-pilot in that flight? Or two of them passed out shocked shocked

Story for the gods to be continued ..... cheesy
Olodo! It's a small private aircraft that doesn't need to use two pilots.
Education › Re: Can I Get Admission With This WAEC Result? Advise Me Please! by jmichael259(m): 7:58am On May 05, 2022
Goodlyhrt:
I sat for WAEC in 2012 and I got this result

Eng. C6
Maths. C6
Phy. D7
Chem. C5
Bio. D7
F.maths D7
Geo. B..
A.Igbo. A1
Econs. C..

Can I get admission with this results and which course of study will be suitable for my result.

Thanks
Yes many courses but only if they are directly related to those subjects you got a credit. It will not be general science course like computer or med lab, engineering or technology.

E.g Economics, Maths, Igbo, Geography and some social science courses. English also but might be hard to get depending on the school cos u don't have literature or some other arts subjects to balance but you can still enquire.
I know you are looking for how to get a certificate and you won't mind the name of the course.
Romance › Re: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by jmichael259(m): 12:30pm On Apr 18, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP, If the Guy is an only son or only child, he may be forced to live with his mother! In dis case, the lady must learn how to co-exist with her future mother-inlaw!
I wanted to comment this based on my own experience.
Does the person live with their parents or still un(der)employed, being fed by their parents?
because my mother will live with me till eternity (even though she stays in different flat) If u no like am go to hell.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Shares Video With His Son, Nino, On His 16th Birthday by jmichael259(m): 11:27pm On Jan 16, 2022
Why d boy don dey carry skin cut? Abi tuface gene no even gree d boy enjoy teenage with hair?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dubai Becomes World's First 100% Paperless Government (Photos) by jmichael259(m): 5:48am On Dec 15, 2021
HAVEN'T THEY HEARD OF ESTONIA?
World's first e-country.
Business › Re: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by jmichael259(m): 5:46am On Dec 15, 2021
digitite:
A digital bank ? What about their USSD Code for those who don't have smartphones to download the AAPP ?
Many of them have ussd like carbon/one finance bank that I'm using (*1303#) which you can fund the account, make transfer, buy recharge etc.. But account opening is mainly through the app.
Business › Re: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by jmichael259(m): 5:31am On Dec 15, 2021
MarketDispatch:
Seems all the earlier posters are staff or sponsors of Fairmoney....as for me I like to know I can walk into the branch of my bank and not an app that Google play can block or disappear overnight.
Well, you don't need to use it as your main account or for your business funds but there's no risk of those things you mentioned. I currently use carbon/one finance bank as my online banking cos my bank's app is misbehaving. The world has gone digital and there are lots of digital Banking like ALAT by wema, Opay, Blueridge, KUDA and many microfinance regulated by CBN and linked to your BVN and guaranteed by Nigeria deposit insurance just like any other brick and mortar bank.
Actually they bridge the gap for a lot of things and there are lots of bills that can be paid easily through their platforms that isn't available through all these commercial banks. Like I said earlier, nobody is advising you to start using it as main account or for bulk money.
But as for safety and convenience, that one is assured from my experience. You get your own NUBAN and Any failed transaction is returned sharperly and you even get notification when the person's account receives the money you sent to avoid "I didn't get it".
Business › Re: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 5:01pm On Dec 04, 2021
tunnex190:
I want to agree to this but how is he gonna do the OTP? At least the fraudster must be accessible to his phone to get the OTP? Or can there be completed transaction online without an OTP?
Card cloning doesn't require OTP to work. Na dem know how they do it but basically they're carrying a photocopy of your card and authorisation and they can transact on any POS, ATM or website. Unless you block and change your card/pin immediately.
Business › Re: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2021
babaolofin:
The same card details you are talking about is what these quick loans companies collect in order to withdraw your debt whenever the loan matured. Their fraudulent staff working with outsiders can use the information to empty your account
Quickloan apps work through flutterwave, e-tranzact, paystack and other secure platforms for card payments. Yes they can automatically debit from your account to pay any debt you owe them but Your card details are not available for viewing pleasure of the staff unless someone hacks the servers which is very possible.

Card cloning is a very different hustle. And anyone can fall prey at a public ATM or POS where the hoodlums might have installed a cloning device. OR through a fake webpage/ payment portal.
Business › Re: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 8:11am On Dec 03, 2021
lordprogress:
I need help guys, somebody just withdrew 45000 thousand from account with Pos with out my consent on the 29th of November.
I have gone to the bank they only gave me statement and blocked the card.

I want to know if there is any way I can get the name or the account number of the culprit if I could recognise, cause my last transaction was that evening with my card around 5 pm while the 45k was removed around 11 pm that night
Note: my card was with me not that I misplaced it.
THIS IS AN ONLINE TRANSACTION NOT PHYSICAL POS WITHDRAWAL. SOMEONE COPIED UR CARD DETAILS AND USED IT TO FUND AN ACCOUNT ONLINE. For example, I can use my card to do transactions online without holding it cos I have all the numbers memorized. Maybe the person knows you or recorded ur card details (card cloning) when you were running a transaction at an ATM, POS or even online.
Education › Re: Young Boy Punished For Allegedly Sending His School Fees To Davido (VIDEO) by jmichael259(m): 3:25pm On Nov 19, 2021
mstcheew!
HE NO DEY NA.K_€D SEF!
Family › Re: Kenyan Judge Declares Being Housewife A Full-time Payable Job by jmichael259(m): 5:44am On Sep 25, 2021
SINCE IT'S EMPLOYMENT, DOES AN EMPLOYEE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HALF OF THE COMPANY WHEN SHE RESIGNS OR GETS FIRED?!��‍♂️

Our grandparents in the good old days were housewives not jobless women!

They had large stockpiles of fish, yam, grains, livestock etc and controlled the kitchen. Food was the currency.

Today, money is the currency. Any woman not earning money is a jobless parasite not a housewife!
There are many ways to earn money from home in today's world of E-commerce, online�shops and �️ logistics companies.
Nanny/daycare, Baking, Catering or I.T services, poultry, fishery, selling of women accessories, fashion or hair dressing, POS, Laundry, Provision shop etc
Family › Re: One Of My Sons Looks Exactly Like My Late Father by jmichael259(m): 7:07am On Sep 16, 2021
owenseddies40:
I married my wife 20 years after my late father died,my wife didn't get to meet him
What's the need for this post? In genetics, it's confirmed that one offspring will be a direct copy of a previous generation. It's perfectly normal in biology for your child or grandchild to look exactly like your father, brother, grandfather or uncle even without meeting them. Because genes no dey pass by eyesight.
Family › Re: A 50-year-old Man Impregnated My 16-year-old Sister. by jmichael259(m): 11:37pm On Sep 11, 2021
File a criminal case, send the bas tard to jail.

Give out the baby for adoption. Many are seeking.
Health › Re: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by jmichael259(m): 11:21pm On Sep 11, 2021
manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering sad


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na cry
This is an online forum nobody knows you and it's like this a new account u made for this.
You should have added a full pic to know the actual size of the rashes/bumps compared to ur thighs or preeq

These are the things you didn't mention to help with ur diagnosis.

How old are you??
How long and how frequently do you visit brothel??
When last did you visit brothel before noticing this??
What was the last drug or treatment you took before seeing this??
What have you applied on it so far?
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Highest help You Ever Received? by jmichael259(m): 11:15pm On Sep 08, 2021
frowland:
Hi bro, you keep showing appreciation all the time after that small token?? I always see my name on your mention all the time. Thank you very much.
Please send me that your account again.
Eeiyaa, if only we all could be such a friend like you. Help another and to likewise get help from another. Most importantly being humble in giving and appreciative in receiving.
I'm inspired by this even though I need help now I'll still keep giving to others the best of my ability. One day the good fortune will smile back on us.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Highest help You Ever Received? by jmichael259(m): 10:48pm On Sep 08, 2021
Well, I won't mind getting help now but I still give others help steady even with my last card without them knowing my predicament. People look at me as big plus I am not an extrovert. So, in all my troubles past and present, I will be dying in silence.

Meanwhile, I'm into public transport in the east. We provide thoroughly checked drivers and fleet management for your vehicles to take stress and disappointment away from you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Profitability Of A Keke Napep On A Hire Purchase by jmichael259(m): 7:24pm On Sep 08, 2021
cutieme:
Hello , please how can one chat you up?
You can call zero eight zero five eight four eight twenty-one ninety.
Family › Re: If You Are Struggling So Hard And Money Hasn't Come, Get Married by jmichael259(m): 9:55am On Aug 16, 2021
saphiere:
Facts.

I know some men who did not amount to anything but as soon as they got married they are now doing well. Two of them are landlords and all of them are car owners.

Indeed women are blessings.
What did they do differently that changed their situation after marriage?
Health › Re: How Often Do You Talk In Your Head? by jmichael259(m): 8:24pm On Jun 16, 2021
Palmerbarry:
I've always wanted to ask the above question. I am a very quiet person, an introvert, but in my head, I talk every seconds like a real talkative. From reasoning to prediction to past events, it keeps rotating.

Does this happen to you too, or its just me.
If it's just me, how bad is it to my health?

Please I need answers
Why will I and myself not be in speaking terms?
Even if we're quarrelling, we are not cowives to be doing silent treatment.
Romance › Re: Should I Follow My Mother's Advice? by jmichael259(m): 7:32am On Jun 08, 2021
omolola100:
My mother advice me never to look for a rich man who is well do whenever i'm set to get married.
she said i should marry a man that we will both start our life from the foundation, according to my mum, she said it is better to suffer with man to acquire wealth, than to go for a ready made soup.

Looking at the way things are going now, do you think a woman will now stoop so low and marry a poor man that is trying to make ends meet? Although, money is not love, but why would a parent wish her daughter to marry a poor man, i am begining to see my mum as a bad mother who does'nt wish me well.
Is it advisable i follow my mothers advice? I should stay in SURULERE instead of OLORUNSOGO.
It's either you didn't understand your mother's words or she didn't explain it properly.
From the tone of this writeup, I'll say the fault is all yours. angry
Events › Re: Benin Couple Stranded As Registrar Travels Out Of Town For Burial by jmichael259(m): 7:01am On Jun 06, 2021
Thinktwicemybro:
I guess the IPOB registrar went to see nnamdi kanu. Igbo amaka o.
This is a sign that the igbos want out of Nigeria. Let them go
So Edo is now IPOB?
Politics › Re: Twitter Escaped Accountability For Long, FG Defends Ban by jmichael259(m): 6:23am On Jun 06, 2021
arsetalks:
Let's not deceive ourselves, Twitter deserves the ban. What they did they can't try with America and get away it.

My only issue is Buhari is not fit to be the one to ban Twitter. And the fact that the ban came just after Twitter deleted Buhari's tweet shows their motive isn't right.

Twitter is wrong allowing Nmadi Kanu and other terrorists use their platform against a country but Buhari acting so swiftly shows we are in for it.

The Arrow ( can't believe me a staunch fan of his could say this ) could have acted this swiftly on many issues but refused but could add on something as mundane as Twitter.

722 days more to this sick maladministration but can we say with the stupidity of Buhari Nigeria will still be in existence by then?
What are you talking about?
Twitter fact-checked and deleted tweets from the president of America then they banned him completely even when he uses another person's account to tweet, they'll delete it.
Nnamdi Kanu is like any other private profile not given much attention like that of companies and presidents so he has been getting away with stuff but now twitter attention has been drawn to his account. He has been marked for vetting.

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