₦airaland Forum

Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".

it cost me 2k average to feed myself daily. Not less than 600-700 to have breakfast of just akara, bread and beverages in nigeria currently. How much is a satchet of milk, noodles, cup of rice or garri etc?

Multiply it by 11 and stop talking trash.

Everybody defending or mocking bulletproof car in nigeria are both dumb fools. Y'all No different from the antichrist swindlers selling apron, oil, chaplets etc as "divine protection".

You lack love and empathy Just like ur father the devil told Jesus to jump from the mountain and let the angels catch him, all you ever wanted to do in your diguised theism or atheism was to spread hate to others from the hollows of your embittered soul and to 'tempt ur God'.

kiddkash:
Is it expensive

no, just come let me snip ur testicles with pruning shears.

woman dey plan ur destruction, u dey ask how much.

tomorrow now DNA test go prove say na her lecturer wey dey kafanchan get all the pikin and she go carry them run to northern cyprus.

then na only u go still waka come nairaland dey lament ur impotency.

Cutehector:
he is not done with having kids,she is the one done, she should get her ovaries removed!

tel am

na all ds ones dey wish say dem fit wipe out men bt dem go still buy cucumber and Love Machine instead of female looking toys.

James289:
If you are done having kids, get your tubes tied. Vasectomy.

vasectomy gbuo g ebe ahu.

the woman is the one wanting to do family planning and you are here planning to render the man permanently impotent.

oga should allow madam do her thing and stop worrying for her side effects.

polygamy na our culture if he needs football team and has the financial power.

but oyinbo say it's wrong for a man to stress himself to marry woman more than once so if he is woke, they say he should rather do babymama or call it polyamorous relationship a.k.a. entanglement for short.

Biiznesman:
This is someone who claimed to be doing a job. The last time we had a conversation on teaching she seemed to be complaining about the stress. I don't just know.

some people are telling u to kick her out or nag her about job and contributing to feeding.
DO NOT TRY SUCH A THING!
Firstly, nobody has right to kick a sibling out of family house. It is a taboo in our customs. Most importantly, Incase she really has emotional or psyco issues from the marriage, you will not have yourself to blame if something negative happens in future.
About the issue of her burdening you, it's extremely heavy issue to be dealt with like a wasp perched on a scrotum. Wisdom and tactfulness.
Keep that kitchen dry. By tradition Na she suppose dey run am. Elder sister helps to carry family burden not DELIBERATELY the other way round. Buy/prepare single meals for ur mouth and ur Dad alone. Ur brother does same. Remain cordial & always greet her.
SIDDON DEY LOOK. NEVER TALK ABT IT!

jmichael259:
what types of job or skills exactly?

make una dey drop examples for serious people to observe.

OceanRed:
it depends on the country you wish to travel to. a goggle search of the the needed labor force of the country will give you idea of the skill you need to achieve before japa there. some simple skill like barbing, female hair stylist, tailoring, driving etc can land you a job with better pay.

i mean the country you are staying. Each person wey japa should give examples of skills he observe in that country. It's not every country that construction skills pay for black people. Some may be automobile skills, operating heavy equipment, joining ship crew, menial jobs at the seaport etc.

na person wey go there go help others know which skills to focus for each country.

OceanRed:
I'm currently in one of the gulf countries, my advise to anyone trying to japa; GET A SKILL THAT YOU CAN MARKET!! or QUALIFICATION/ CERTIFICATION
It doesn't make sense for someone leaving Naija and just HOPING to get work in another country. nowadays its what you know that will get you money, You must be qualified to do something that will get you paid.

what types of job or skills exactly?

make una dey drop examples for serious people to observe.

Bahrainguy:
Bro there’s just 1% African here so barbing here isn’t a skill and tailoring is mostly for Indians and Egyptians

o.p: what of taxi driving or uber, even if the person has enough money to buy/rent motor by themselves?

what of truck drivers, forklift operators, excavator, tipper/dump truck operators?

what other fields are available apart from mechanic, auto electrician or car painter?

Chidi2022:
No be person wey see man go dey find already made? God abeg oooh..... Give me a responsible cool but strong willed man(because sometimes, e dey be like say i stubborn)that we will both be useful for ourselves.....lol

u come use my name as ya moniker.

Lionnation:
I have killed it before by matching it to pieces with my shoe

boxypane:
Which kind lie be this na. I killed a couple of this snake as a kid around 1992.

makavalley:
Those days while in farm during farming season my mom has always told me they're tiny snakes keep your eyes on the ground when you till up the soil, but I didn't believe, thought maybe other reptiles.like it's too small to be snakes

youn:
me too
I've seen this twice

What Y'all saw in Nigerian farm soil was freshly harshed snakes, not this one. Mainly white or Pinkish baby skin, fast and shorter than this.

luluosas:
I have always seen the white one while digging

Rexymania:
I've seen it before

Agboconsult1:
I don't know if it was a baby snake, I've seen n killed some like this

[quote author=Emir8 post=94674583]Hello Nairalanders,
I really need advice.. between the two jobs before me. My family members are divided over which job I should choose.

I'm working in a highbrow secondary.. After three years, my salary is now N96,000.00. I just got a lecturing job with a private university and my gross salary according to the appointment letter is N88,000.00. My father wants me to continue with my teaching in the secondary school but *bla bla bla* My mind is in the secondary school because there is free lunch and N150,000.00 housing allowance [quote]I dnt see any division here. Two men have thought something through and you are giving airtime to a gender's opinion solely based on being called "mother/wife of a lecturer."

Does the titles pay bills?

If ur mum & (especially) fiancee will sign a legal document agreeing to supplement the lunch and allowance u will be losing, then, go with them to the private uni charade.
If not, naija transformers are mostly huggable.

Oh dear, My heart bleeds. Bring am for me o chai. I no be Ned Nwoko but i get more than enough space inside my heart and my compound.

Sincerely, I wish i can be like Peter Mutabazi (on facebook) for this kind kids but naija no wan get clear legit foster or adopt system.

[quote author= post=116854457]https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/9/woman-abandons-her-one-month-old-baby-boy-in-a-bus-in-anambra.html[/quote]

This aunty racist proffessor of "NHUJU ANYA"(suffering) hates her own kin -igbo men, adopts a lifestyle abominable to the people she claims to be crying for, lives in a country (america) that was the epitome, highest profiter and foundationed on raping and pillaging. Moreso, they vehemently fought wars to maintain their opressive lifestyle decades long after britain had abolished slave trade and became a haven for blacks escaping AmeriKKKa!

Of all the people she could think of attacking, it was Elizabeth II she chose?

I'm not surprised since everyone in the U.S. has a prescription for mental ill health.

fman:
That is molestation and jungle justice... Don't advocate such!!

tonda fa yayu

AllDModsAreMaad:
I don't know which country is the best for someone who has just driving and electrical engineering skills.

..regarding the money in the account/bank part i.e DTA.

Presently, I have 2 million naira(personal)

Choiced countries are USA, Germany, Australia, Japan and Korea.


I will appreciate your valued inputs

P.T.A. - personal travel allowance or something like that.

germany, australia and u.s.a are your best among the options..

driving is paying in almost every country incase you are not sure of employment. But you better have money to buy the motor and licence when you get there to hasten your chances. Your best plug will getting a car for uber or other e-hailing because some countries or cities taxi licence availability are extremely limited. You can also train to be truck driver, forklift etc or Valet (you wil be parking and retrieving customer cars from the garage at ur place of work). Taxi/uber remains best bet.

Teejayadex:
Country wey give us constitution to get 1 president to look over 36 states, wey governor dey commot king, no gree get president. God help Nigeria.

God bless fela anikulapo kuti

Teacher don't teach me nonsense

This is the importance of history as a basic subject.
Nigeria became a republic in 1963. What does it mean and how did that shape the system of running governance in nigeria today?
Your country chose to confuse themselves by mixing american and british systems of government. Your constitution was drafted and amended as it is now by your own people.
The british gave you prime minister just like they have, you went and added president because of oversabi.

sammieking2017:
Thanks boss, I'm leaving there today and I will update you whatever happens. The salary is not even worth the stress. I'm recieving 15,k while undergoing all these emotional traumas.

all of you are maaadt like blind goat. If to say you dey do and deliver cakes, sharwama or fry buns for roadside, u for no disgrace ya ancestors like this. Go and find corolla, korope or keke make u go hustle like human being. Even affiliate marketing u no see?

I for say make 15k thunder fire ya boss but na you subject yourself to salary wey okadaman go see in less than 3days. Me wey comot with my vehicle yesternight by 19:52hrs i made 5k, ds morning i comot by 9am i don make 7k before 14:00hrs. I don come chill 4 house. Later i go find evening6-8k.

my brother sef wey be lecturer for unical join dey use him toyota to do bolt and offline rides. 3days ago na just 2 passengers give am 18k for offline. E no even stress or travel far, just take dem few places inside town.

kindklemz:
And you think you are wise?
Tinubu went to school in the USA, he imputed in his age.
He worked with the certificate he got from school and again inputted his age. Bla bla bla.. Who ask you? where you there?

No wonder, so na half brain una carry like this?! Meanwhile i didnt know u people cloned a daft, dead brained tinubu from sudan. Thanks for informing the public.

if u no sabi english just talk make we explain. What's all this?

Dear mastubator, my comment clearly said "tinubu said so and nobody wan doubt am" yes, not even the masses nor other politicians like u said. We have a bigger economic recesion to contend with. So how did u get it to be about contesting his age?

Secondly, sensible people have the right to compare/contrast people's age and fitness against other candidates or political players abi no be democratic election una wan do again? How do this entirely separate points confuse you emilocal urchins?

Taiggarr:
I notice you are an UNINTELLIGENT LOCAL juvenile..

Na your Late WRETCHED ILLITERATE father born Tinubu..

See painment.. Emilocal urchins have been let out of their caves. Anyway, maybe that's why he's a wretched unintelligent pampers liar.

While you're whining and spilling ur own pot of poo soup, i still ask you, how old is Mike Adenuga of Globacom and how old is Wole Soyinka?

Taiggarr:
Where were you in 91/92 when he became Senator?Were you born?

Yes he was about 39/40years or thereabout..do the calculation..

He said he was and nobody wan doubt that. Just allow sensible people to make comparisons. Everybody shouldn't be blind a$$lickers. Only moles and bats do that s#¡£.

How old is charly boy, Pastor Adeboye etc?

How old is Atiku whom they contested primaries together 88/89? That was about 34yrs ago and he has always being an "elder statesman" to atiku.

How old are his mates and rivals like obasanjo.

How old is his first child?

Perez99:
Abeg, I'm not a rapist. That name can destroy life ambition & career.

I'm a good guy. I'm not a rapist and I was under the influence of alcohol by my actions.

That is exactly what you are, there's no good way to say it. You snapped out because there was legal punishment for rape and you're scared of that bad name attached.

Would the real you that was drunk stop in the same scenario if perchance, you couldn't be identified and punished?

Your subconscious is the real you not the masked life put up everyday because of religion, laws and other inhibitions.

The bible makes it clear that our words (and actions) are borne "out of the abundance of the heart".

"Action speaks louder than words" no matter how you try to console yourself on this particular issue.

Would u want ur sister/daughter to go back to such a closeted m@nster? Would u like to live with this flashback anytime u look @ur wife & knowin she too remembers? Let this separation be ur penance.

If no smell, no discharge, no pain and no spreading. You should leave it alone.

Do not cut or pull harshly. If it becomes exposed, you can remove it painlessly by twisting/rotating it or tieing the base/root with thread cutting off circulation. It'll break and fall off.

hkidola00:
I don't support what the guy did,but what are u saying... prostitution isnt a work or job oo

actually, it qualifies as one and many survive with it.
call it low life, detestable, immoral or whatever it's described, it really can be a job full/part time.

SKIBiNSKI:
Okay, i understand you better. Man is aksing me for 1k naira which is a meagre amount and i was wondering why he couldn't earn 1k easily and 1k cannot buy anything in naigeria, i know, i have families in naigeria. I felt like he was bullshitting me or tryna take me for a fool. Yes! I spend my money on prostitutes, wines, weed, hotels and champaignes but i work, i work hard and play hard too. Nathing wrong with that.

ok. I get d angle u r comin from. It also seems, from his last replies, that his job is too menial and unsteady that means he's semi-unemployed. However, I guess he didnt want to sound greedy or foolish to ask for something huge. 1k would get him manageably thru 2or3 meals btw today n tomorrow. If u wish to assist him or me or your family infact anybody in nigeria go ahead, ask for acount, send something better but no do pass yourself. As fireboy just sang, all of us na ashawo. This govt/economy comot shame for our eyes. Check rent&food vs income

SKIBiNSKI:
I can help you, but i want to know why i should give you money when you can earn your own by working, make me understand! are you disabled? If not, you can work. do you know what kinda work i do?

You are right, i don't live there, where ever that is.

i dnt support begging and i get shy to ask for help. However from ur interactions i get he's just tryin to hail u based on d amount u freely throw on fv<k. And he's asking u to spare d least for a brother even if it's just for lunch or airtime.
i dnt knw anything abt him but as for work, it doesn't prevent someone from being flat broke in nigeria.

For example i earn around 200k monthly bt nothing to show. Govt levies, petrol and maintainance of engines. Feeding alone takes abt half in today's economy. I curently have debt of almost 300k cos my vehicle twice ds yr. So if u lend me money or dash 1k i go happy. IT DOESNT MEAN I'M JOBLESS. Neither is he jobless, i think. So do a brother solid if u can/want.

djkirkoo2:
I gave her 55k for business I didn't see result rather she's saying that my baby is distracting her. Even when she was doing the business before she gets home I cook and prepare dinner so that she would be stress free. I bathe the baby, wash his clothes, even washes her clothes atimes just to relieve her of stress. Recently I called her to iron things out she gave the phone to another man

imagine nonsnse
as long as u are overly desperate to see ur son and calling them, na u dey blackmail yourself. If dey wan hide child for the next 1yr, there's nothing you can do from the tone of ur writeup.
ladies have learnt this method and it's "SIMPS" like u dey use to showcase.

try 6-8weeks challenge. Dnt call or plead. Redirect ur mind an time to ease d pain

would they try all this rubbish if u were cultist, agbero or SARS and you dey beat the girl?

U no sabi DSS, EBUBEAGU, AMOTEKUN or especially NAPTIP to arrest the family of trying to secretly traffic the baby?

XullySwt:
Wow
Thanks alot for your time and contribution.
This comment will do alot in my future decisions. Good continue blessing your family.

As a gentleman and on behalf of those children, all i have to say make tonder faya yu if u do dis kyn mumu thing.
On a serious note, come and dash those children to people that truly love kids before you embark on your journey of tribulation.
1) you secure AND RESUME a well paying job in his city before relocating.

2)He secures AND RESUMES a well paying job or self employment (e.g trading or transport business) in your city.

As for all you ladies/women, "i will be helping him out in his business" is not a job!!! You're just jobless entity encroaching his personal space and constituting an unpleasant liability. No surprises when such business always loses focus and crumbles causing the relationship to become war zone.

Do not send money to me or anybody here for advise, registratrion etc
Zero-8-1-2-four-five-nine-16-66 contact for more info.

Samskid310:
Don't return it neither should you destroy it
And don't keep it either

Why? Is there something you want to do with it when you pick it from where he will throw it?

Happy independence and New Year in custody to you in advance.
Anywhere you pick ATM, just use fire or scissors to pieces it. Dont throw the complete card away for fraudsters. Never risk to return something that is replaced with 1k.