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TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by jmichael259(m): 2:54pm On Sep 14, 2022
AllDModsAreMaad:
I don't know which country is the best for someone who has just driving and electrical engineering skills.

..regarding the money in the account/bank part i.e DTA.

Presently, I have 2 million naira(personal)

Choiced countries are USA, Germany, Australia, Japan and Korea.


I will appreciate your valued inputs
P.T.A. - personal travel allowance or something like that.

germany, australia and u.s.a are your best among the options..

driving is paying in almost every country incase you are not sure of employment. But you better have money to buy the motor and licence when you get there to hasten your chances. Your best plug will getting a car for uber or other e-hailing because some countries or cities taxi licence availability are extremely limited. You can also train to be truck driver, forklift etc or Valet (you wil be parking and retrieving customer cars from the garage at ur place of work). Taxi/uber remains best bet.
Foreign AffairsRe: Charles III Officially Proclaimed King by jmichael259(m): 11:51am On Sep 10, 2022
Teejayadex:
Country wey give us constitution to get 1 president to look over 36 states, wey governor dey commot king, no gree get president. God help Nigeria.

God bless fela anikulapo kuti

Teacher don't teach me nonsense
This is the importance of history as a basic subject.
Nigeria became a republic in 1963. What does it mean and how did that shape the system of running governance in nigeria today?
Your country chose to confuse themselves by mixing american and british systems of government. Your constitution was drafted and amended as it is now by your own people.
The british gave you prime minister just like they have, you went and added president because of oversabi.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It A Crime To Be Honest In This Country ? by jmichael259(m): 3:14pm On Sep 07, 2022
sammieking2017:
Thanks boss, I'm leaving there today and I will update you whatever happens. The salary is not even worth the stress. I'm recieving 15,k while undergoing all these emotional traumas.
all of you are maaadt like blind goat. If to say you dey do and deliver cakes, sharwama or fry buns for roadside, u for no disgrace ya ancestors like this. Go and find corolla, korope or keke make u go hustle like human being. Even affiliate marketing u no see?

I for say make 15k thunder fire ya boss but na you subject yourself to salary wey okadaman go see in less than 3days. Me wey comot with my vehicle yesternight by 19:52hrs i made 5k, ds morning i comot by 9am i don make 7k before 14:00hrs. I don come chill 4 house. Later i go find evening6-8k.

my brother sef wey be lecturer for unical join dey use him toyota to do bolt and offline rides. 3days ago na just 2 passengers give am 18k for offline. E no even stress or travel far, just take dem few places inside town.
PoliticsRe: I’m 70, Few Months Older Than Kukah, Tinubu Restates Readiness To Serve Nigeria by jmichael259(m): 5:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
kindklemz:
And you think you are wise?
Tinubu went to school in the USA, he imputed in his age.
He worked with the certificate he got from school and again inputted his age. Bla bla bla.. Who ask you? where you there?
No wonder, so na half brain una carry like this?! Meanwhile i didnt know u people cloned a daft, dead brained tinubu from sudan. Thanks for informing the public.

if u no sabi english just talk make we explain. What's all this?

Dear mastubator, my comment clearly said "tinubu said so and nobody wan doubt am" yes, not even the masses nor other politicians like u said. We have a bigger economic recesion to contend with. So how did u get it to be about contesting his age?

Secondly, sensible people have the right to compare/contrast people's age and fitness against other candidates or political players abi no be democratic election una wan do again? How do this entirely separate points confuse you emilocal urchins?
PoliticsRe: I’m 70, Few Months Older Than Kukah, Tinubu Restates Readiness To Serve Nigeria by jmichael259(m): 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2022
Taiggarr:
I notice you are an UNINTELLIGENT LOCAL juvenile..

Na your Late WRETCHED ILLITERATE father born Tinubu..
See painment.. Emilocal urchins have been let out of their caves. Anyway, maybe that's why he's a wretched unintelligent pampers liar.

While you're whining and spilling ur own pot of poo soup, i still ask you, how old is Mike Adenuga of Globacom and how old is Wole Soyinka?
PoliticsRe: I’m 70, Few Months Older Than Kukah, Tinubu Restates Readiness To Serve Nigeria by jmichael259(m): 4:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
Taiggarr:
Where were you in 91/92 when he became Senator?Were you born?

Yes he was about 39/40years or thereabout..do the calculation..
He said he was and nobody wan doubt that. Just allow sensible people to make comparisons. Everybody shouldn't be blind a$$lickers. Only moles and bats do that s#¡£.

How old is charly boy, Pastor Adeboye etc?

How old is Atiku whom they contested primaries together 88/89? That was about 34yrs ago and he has always being an "elder statesman" to atiku.

How old are his mates and rivals like obasanjo.

How old is his first child?
CrimeRe: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by jmichael259(m): 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2022
Perez99:
Abeg, I'm not a rapist. That name can destroy life ambition & career.

I'm a good guy. I'm not a rapist and I was under the influence of alcohol by my actions.
That is exactly what you are, there's no good way to say it. You snapped out because there was legal punishment for rape and you're scared of that bad name attached.

Would the real you that was drunk stop in the same scenario if perchance, you couldn't be identified and punished?

Your subconscious is the real you not the masked life put up everyday because of religion, laws and other inhibitions.

The bible makes it clear that our words (and actions) are borne "out of the abundance of the heart".

"Action speaks louder than words" no matter how you try to console yourself on this particular issue.

Would u want ur sister/daughter to go back to such a closeted m@nster? Would u like to live with this flashback anytime u look @ur wife & knowin she too remembers? Let this separation be ur penance.
HealthRe: Strange Stuff Growing On My Toe Nail by jmichael259(m): 10:17pm On Aug 29, 2022
If no smell, no discharge, no pain and no spreading. You should leave it alone.

Do not cut or pull harshly. If it becomes exposed, you can remove it painlessly by twisting/rotating it or tieing the base/root with thread cutting off circulation. It'll break and fall off.
RomanceRe: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2022
hkidola00:
I don't support what the guy did,but what are u saying... prostitution isnt a work or job oo
actually, it qualifies as one and many survive with it.
call it low life, detestable, immoral or whatever it's described, it really can be a job full/part time.
RomanceRe: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 1:57pm On Aug 29, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
Okay, i understand you better. Man is aksing me for 1k naira which is a meagre amount and i was wondering why he couldn't earn 1k easily and 1k cannot buy anything in naigeria, i know, i have families in naigeria. I felt like he was bullshitting me or tryna take me for a fool. Yes! I spend my money on prostitutes, wines, weed, hotels and champaignes but i work, i work hard and play hard too. Nathing wrong with that.
ok. I get d angle u r comin from. It also seems, from his last replies, that his job is too menial and unsteady that means he's semi-unemployed. However, I guess he didnt want to sound greedy or foolish to ask for something huge. 1k would get him manageably thru 2or3 meals btw today n tomorrow. If u wish to assist him or me or your family infact anybody in nigeria go ahead, ask for acount, send something better but no do pass yourself. As fireboy just sang, all of us na ashawo. This govt/economy comot shame for our eyes. Check rent&food vs income
RomanceRe: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by jmichael259(m): 1:21pm On Aug 29, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
I can help you, but i want to know why i should give you money when you can earn your own by working, make me understand! are you disabled? If not, you can work. do you know what kinda work i do?

You are right, i don't live there, where ever that is.
i dnt support begging and i get shy to ask for help. However from ur interactions i get he's just tryin to hail u based on d amount u freely throw on fv<k. And he's asking u to spare d least for a brother even if it's just for lunch or airtime.
i dnt knw anything abt him but as for work, it doesn't prevent someone from being flat broke in nigeria.

For example i earn around 200k monthly bt nothing to show. Govt levies, petrol and maintainance of engines. Feeding alone takes abt half in today's economy. I curently have debt of almost 300k cos my vehicle twice ds yr. So if u lend me money or dash 1k i go happy. IT DOESNT MEAN I'M JOBLESS. Neither is he jobless, i think. So do a brother solid if u can/want.
FamilyRe: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by jmichael259(m): 12:51pm On Aug 27, 2022
djkirkoo2:
I gave her 55k for business I didn't see result rather she's saying that my baby is distracting her. Even when she was doing the business before she gets home I cook and prepare dinner so that she would be stress free. I bathe the baby, wash his clothes, even washes her clothes atimes just to relieve her of stress. Recently I called her to iron things out she gave the phone to another man
imagine nonsnse
as long as u are overly desperate to see ur son and calling them, na u dey blackmail yourself. If dey wan hide child for the next 1yr, there's nothing you can do from the tone of ur writeup.
ladies have learnt this method and it's "SIMPS" like u dey use to showcase.

try 6-8weeks challenge. Dnt call or plead. Redirect ur mind an time to ease d pain

would they try all this rubbish if u were cultist, agbero or SARS and you dey beat the girl?

U no sabi DSS, EBUBEAGU, AMOTEKUN or especially NAPTIP to arrest the family of trying to secretly traffic the baby?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wedding Preparations Without A Job!! by jmichael259(m): 11:42am On Aug 25, 2022
XullySwt:
Wow
Thanks alot for your time and contribution.
This comment will do alot in my future decisions. Good continue blessing your family.
As a gentleman and on behalf of those children, all i have to say make tonder faya yu if u do dis kyn mumu thing.
On a serious note, come and dash those children to people that truly love kids before you embark on your journey of tribulation.
1) you secure AND RESUME a well paying job in his city before relocating.

2)He secures AND RESUMES a well paying job or self employment (e.g trading or transport business) in your city.

As for all you ladies/women, "i will be helping him out in his business" is not a job!!! You're just jobless entity encroaching his personal space and constituting an unpleasant liability. No surprises when such business always loses focus and crumbles causing the relationship to become war zone.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by jmichael259(m): 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2022
Do not send money to me or anybody here for advise, registratrion etc
Zero-8-1-2-four-five-nine-16-66 contact for more info.
BusinessRe: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by jmichael259(m): 10:06am On Jul 24, 2022
Samskid310:
Don't return it neither should you destroy it
And don't keep it either
Why? Is there something you want to do with it when you pick it from where he will throw it?
BusinessRe: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by jmichael259(m): 10:02am On Jul 24, 2022
Happy independence and New Year in custody to you in advance.
Anywhere you pick ATM, just use fire or scissors to pieces it. Dont throw the complete card away for fraudsters. Never risk to return something that is replaced with 1k.
TravelRe: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by jmichael259(m): 10:59am On May 17, 2022
Ofachiedo:
But 2 pilot are always in the plane. This story no clear
Goan watch the live video first.
Where dem write say two pilots dey every plane? How many people do you need to operate your personal plane?
TravelRe: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by jmichael259(m): 10:57am On May 17, 2022
Ceenachi:
Trending lies of d year!
So there's no co-pilot in that flight? Or two of them passed out shocked shocked

Story for the gods to be continued ..... cheesy
Olodo! It's a small private aircraft that doesn't need to use two pilots.
EducationRe: Can I Get Admission With This WAEC Result? Advise Me Please! by jmichael259(m): 7:58am On May 05, 2022
Goodlyhrt:
I sat for WAEC in 2012 and I got this result

Eng. C6
Maths. C6
Phy. D7
Chem. C5
Bio. D7
F.maths D7
Geo. B..
A.Igbo. A1
Econs. C..

Can I get admission with this results and which course of study will be suitable for my result.

Thanks
Yes many courses but only if they are directly related to those subjects you got a credit. It will not be general science course like computer or med lab, engineering or technology.

E.g Economics, Maths, Igbo, Geography and some social science courses. English also but might be hard to get depending on the school cos u don't have literature or some other arts subjects to balance but you can still enquire.
I know you are looking for how to get a certificate and you won't mind the name of the course.
RomanceRe: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by jmichael259(m): 12:30pm On Apr 18, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP, If the Guy is an only son or only child, he may be forced to live with his mother! In dis case, the lady must learn how to co-exist with her future mother-inlaw!
I wanted to comment this based on my own experience.
Does the person live with their parents or still un(der)employed, being fed by their parents?
because my mother will live with me till eternity (even though she stays in different flat) If u no like am go to hell.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shares Video With His Son, Nino, On His 16th Birthday by jmichael259(m): 11:27pm On Jan 16, 2022
Why d boy don dey carry skin cut? Abi tuface gene no even gree d boy enjoy teenage with hair?
Foreign AffairsRe: Dubai Becomes World's First 100% Paperless Government (Photos) by jmichael259(m): 5:48am On Dec 15, 2021
HAVEN'T THEY HEARD OF ESTONIA?
World's first e-country.
BusinessRe: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by jmichael259(m): 5:46am On Dec 15, 2021
digitite:
A digital bank ? What about their USSD Code for those who don't have smartphones to download the AAPP ?
Many of them have ussd like carbon/one finance bank that I'm using (*1303#) which you can fund the account, make transfer, buy recharge etc.. But account opening is mainly through the app.
BusinessRe: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by jmichael259(m): 5:31am On Dec 15, 2021
MarketDispatch:
Seems all the earlier posters are staff or sponsors of Fairmoney....as for me I like to know I can walk into the branch of my bank and not an app that Google play can block or disappear overnight.
Well, you don't need to use it as your main account or for your business funds but there's no risk of those things you mentioned. I currently use carbon/one finance bank as my online banking cos my bank's app is misbehaving. The world has gone digital and there are lots of digital Banking like ALAT by wema, Opay, Blueridge, KUDA and many microfinance regulated by CBN and linked to your BVN and guaranteed by Nigeria deposit insurance just like any other brick and mortar bank.
Actually they bridge the gap for a lot of things and there are lots of bills that can be paid easily through their platforms that isn't available through all these commercial banks. Like I said earlier, nobody is advising you to start using it as main account or for bulk money.
But as for safety and convenience, that one is assured from my experience. You get your own NUBAN and Any failed transaction is returned sharperly and you even get notification when the person's account receives the money you sent to avoid "I didn't get it".
BusinessRe: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 5:01pm On Dec 04, 2021
tunnex190:
I want to agree to this but how is he gonna do the OTP? At least the fraudster must be accessible to his phone to get the OTP? Or can there be completed transaction online without an OTP?
Card cloning doesn't require OTP to work. Na dem know how they do it but basically they're carrying a photocopy of your card and authorisation and they can transact on any POS, ATM or website. Unless you block and change your card/pin immediately.
BusinessRe: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2021
babaolofin:
The same card details you are talking about is what these quick loans companies collect in order to withdraw your debt whenever the loan matured. Their fraudulent staff working with outsiders can use the information to empty your account
Quickloan apps work through flutterwave, e-tranzact, paystack and other secure platforms for card payments. Yes they can automatically debit from your account to pay any debt you owe them but Your card details are not available for viewing pleasure of the staff unless someone hacks the servers which is very possible.

Card cloning is a very different hustle. And anyone can fall prey at a public ATM or POS where the hoodlums might have installed a cloning device. OR through a fake webpage/ payment portal.
BusinessRe: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by jmichael259(m): 8:11am On Dec 03, 2021
lordprogress:
I need help guys, somebody just withdrew 45000 thousand from account with Pos with out my consent on the 29th of November.
I have gone to the bank they only gave me statement and blocked the card.

I want to know if there is any way I can get the name or the account number of the culprit if I could recognise, cause my last transaction was that evening with my card around 5 pm while the 45k was removed around 11 pm that night
Note: my card was with me not that I misplaced it.
THIS IS AN ONLINE TRANSACTION NOT PHYSICAL POS WITHDRAWAL. SOMEONE COPIED UR CARD DETAILS AND USED IT TO FUND AN ACCOUNT ONLINE. For example, I can use my card to do transactions online without holding it cos I have all the numbers memorized. Maybe the person knows you or recorded ur card details (card cloning) when you were running a transaction at an ATM, POS or even online.
EducationRe: Young Boy Punished For Allegedly Sending His School Fees To Davido (VIDEO) by jmichael259(m): 3:25pm On Nov 19, 2021
mstcheew!
HE NO DEY NA.K_€D SEF!
FamilyRe: Kenyan Judge Declares Being Housewife A Full-time Payable Job by jmichael259(m): 5:44am On Sep 25, 2021
SINCE IT'S EMPLOYMENT, DOES AN EMPLOYEE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HALF OF THE COMPANY WHEN SHE RESIGNS OR GETS FIRED?!��‍♂️

Our grandparents in the good old days were housewives not jobless women!

They had large stockpiles of fish, yam, grains, livestock etc and controlled the kitchen. Food was the currency.

Today, money is the currency. Any woman not earning money is a jobless parasite not a housewife!
There are many ways to earn money from home in today's world of E-commerce, online�shops and �️ logistics companies.
Nanny/daycare, Baking, Catering or I.T services, poultry, fishery, selling of women accessories, fashion or hair dressing, POS, Laundry, Provision shop etc
FamilyRe: One Of My Sons Looks Exactly Like My Late Father by jmichael259(m): 7:07am On Sep 16, 2021
owenseddies40:
I married my wife 20 years after my late father died,my wife didn't get to meet him
What's the need for this post? In genetics, it's confirmed that one offspring will be a direct copy of a previous generation. It's perfectly normal in biology for your child or grandchild to look exactly like your father, brother, grandfather or uncle even without meeting them. Because genes no dey pass by eyesight.
FamilyRe: A 50-year-old Man Impregnated My 16-year-old Sister. by jmichael259(m): 11:37pm On Sep 11, 2021
File a criminal case, send the bas tard to jail.

Give out the baby for adoption. Many are seeking.
HealthRe: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by jmichael259(m): 11:21pm On Sep 11, 2021
manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering sad


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na cry
This is an online forum nobody knows you and it's like this a new account u made for this.
You should have added a full pic to know the actual size of the rashes/bumps compared to ur thighs or preeq

These are the things you didn't mention to help with ur diagnosis.

How old are you??
How long and how frequently do you visit brothel??
When last did you visit brothel before noticing this??
What was the last drug or treatment you took before seeing this??
What have you applied on it so far?

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