₦airaland Forum

ijaw citizen: We all know why Igbos are breathing on our necks- ACCESS TO THE SEA. But the earlier they realize that it would be easier for them to get access to the sea thru' North Africa rather than thru' Ijawland, the better for them.

Alj Harem - the chameleon in chief who is igbo, half kanuri and igbo, itsekiri (jason123) and yoruba after you got caught out. You can't speak for ijaws just because u log on anonymous sites, devil.

To the real ijaws reading go ask Asari and Ann-Kio (real ijaws) who they regard as friends or enemies. Ignore internet clowns pls

Old gist. A colleague told me story of how his church member went to see the wife of one of their bishops in the north. Lo and behold the mai guard that let her into the compound looked exactly like a school mate of hers from her Poly days. An engineering graduate. She tried to ask the guy if he was the same guy but he acted dumb so she let it pass.

After a few minutes with the bishop's wife, curiousity forced her to ask her hostess about the mai guard and she was forced to send for him. The househelp she sent came back to say the guy was gone. Till this day no on has seen him.

This public advice is coming a bit late

Haba OP! Dirty harry is a very brutal cop but the baddest and most difficult to kill is John McClaine from Die Hard. The guy has attitude, experience and he will do ANYTHING to get the criminal.

CyberG: Well, I am sorry to hear that you need us now. Why I would personally approve your stay in the prosperous lands to be crafted out of a broken Nigeria, I strongly refuse to allow your kins who have plotted the downfall of this country since 1967! Yes, you may be a good man or even woman but you people killed tooo many people already! Even if they were sacrifices to your ancient gods, how many people is enough? You kill, kill, kill and hold us back, back, back! Chief Obafemi Awolowo, like the Oracles of the Seven Worlds, spoke of the future before Nigeria was born, you ignored him and even tried to kill him but he was indestructible. Chief MKO Abiola, a man far blessed and richer than anything in Nigeria in history, could have run away like Ojukwu and Azikiwe to London and USA but as the Kananfo, a militant General he stayed and fought to the end, you killed him! June 12 - you killed several hundreds of people! Well, enough is now enough!

A narrow, well-guarded tunnel only will be allowed into our prosperous lands because we are tired of being held back! Armed robbery, kidnapping, ritual money, militantism, terrorism, etc was NEVER and can never be encouraged in our lands but this is what we are forced to deal with everyday! We are tired, tired, tired!!!

You are passionate but are cripplingly misinformed about who is your problem is in Nigeria and who has ensured that your leaders over the years don't enjoy too much freedom. Its easier for you to blame all your woes on the soft target you were trained to hate but it won't save u. Wake up and smell the coffee

Besides that sho le song I don't know anything about the boy. I will look out for him.

Op could you embed his video let's see what he looks like.

Woah! I thank God for your life. I heard a few gunshots late last night from the same area one axis. I wonder what's going on?

I will broadcast this on BB, I hope you have

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^I'm a bit confused here ; if Abuja is where you interchange from Kaduna-Abuja to Abuja-Lagos lines (presumably they had enough sense to plan for one huge station for ease of transfer of passengers), then how come they're running parallel to each other......or are they heading in opposite directions?[/quote]Good question. I think that platform is to pick up and drop passengers going to lagos from kaduna on the upper track while the lower track will have a station/platform elsewhere for those heading to kaduna to embark or disembark

Funny topic

Ngwakwe: The truth of the matter is that you haven't been to those states and your internet dependent information has deceived you a lot.

I can bet that he doesn't even live in Nigeria. That's the power of google.

dozzybaba: This is really eggheader, anytime you deflate him he starts stammering and stuttering like (multiple posting) like a sissy . Never knew the blue-robe wearing ile-kewu student was also taught rap by his Islamic Alfa teacher .

Lol! The guy dey provide us comic relief for where I dey now I tell you

raphead: you wanna school me in hip hop ?? bro you are a joke, have been doing the game long ago before you learn how to tie your shoelaces. hey dung filled brain laughing at your indoctrination by internet shyte, I have been fraternizing with peeps down the east of the river Niger in their enclave since 2008. and I have formed my opinion about you guys through careful studies and analysing different funny and ugly scenarios. then if you feel the preacher sermon was directed at you then it is high time you and your peeps turn a new leaf. for your shyte insult spewing you know you warring with the wrong guy cause when i activate my insult mode your brain operating on first generation CPU o.s won't last microsecond before you will be pushed back to the looney home where you likes belong.

Must you post 10 times smallie. Walahi you can't rap and you don't know diddly about hip hop. Don't make me take u to the music section and murder you this morning.

Whatever you saw when you took a canoe down river niger in 1908 is your bowl of porridge. You are a bigot. I schooled in a federal govt college in the east and there many yoruba boys there who can risk my life for and vice versa till today. You must have been rolling with low-lives when u were in the east.

Now you spend MB's and hours generally insulting people of an ethnicity and you really think you are well in the mind?

TouchDown: This thread must not make front page. The likes of Ola Johnson, One_Naira, Raphead are exactly the type WS has taken to the cleaners with this fantastic piece and under 3 pages, they've come true to form. Everyday I see that father of literature thread expand, I'm disgusted and amazed at the sheer negative energy.

This shyte is old. Refrain from bigotry. Its a poison!

Brother TouchDown writes from Lagos, Nigeria.

You are first person on this thread to deconstruct Soyinka's article. I salute u. However I believe One Naira is just angry. You will hardly see him starting all this muck. He's just hot tempered and reacting to the comments.

raphead: shytehead dingbat, since you wanna stick to stupidity let me to take you to the cleaners where you belong. talking about signing deals, hello man how do liking and admiring underground rap game make you to sign mega bucks deal. and fyi I don't dig the commercial boys crap. may be you check up the meaning of enthusiast. slow androids like you are too slow for my level of rap music. talib kweli, commons, big daddy Kane, ras kas, rakim, modenine et al. hey man your lack of comprehension of even nursery rhythm is so evidence in the shyte you put up there. who is talking about nairaland. maybe you miss the part where the prof says the proponents of this hate are infesting young souls on the internet sinister to terrorist cells. ain't nairaland part of the internet platform this hate indoctrination has been clearly brought to the notice of everyone clicking to open the website. intellectually challenged village champion like you should stick with your palmwine shop discussion and stop dabbling in issues your ret.arded grey matter can't decrypt.

Oh no! I've been talking to eggheaders all this while. Smallie first of all the rapper is known as Common not "commons". I will school you on hip hop later not now

You are a mixed bag of puppy like enthusiasm, sheepish followership and lack of polish. If you were not talking about NL then why did u bring up Soyinka's words in the context of a NL thread on father of literature I ask you again, did you see ME in "Father of African Literature" thread? Abi u pick skunk for ground this morning on the way your farm?

If you want know people who are victims of indoctrination via the internet, you should start with a look in the mirror. Soyinka is talking about ppl like u and if you think otherwise because he's your tribesman then I'm genuinely sorry for you. Like the weasel you are you must be happy you can spin Soyinka's words.

If you think he's pointing fingers at an entire ethnic group then grow a pair and stand on it. Hiding behind crap rap lyrics can't save you.

raphead: hey doofus will you stfu. ain't y'all simpletons all spewing the hate crested in your DNA during the father of literature shyte issue. one simple word to describe y'all is CLANNISH and BACKWARD irritants.

Crap rapper.

While your mates are signing multimillion buck deals you dey here dey rap on politics board so bigots from your neck of the woods can pat your back and donate a few likes

Your idiocy is predictable and yet astonishing if you really think Soyinka is talking about NL. Did you see ME on any "father of literature" thread? Its easy to identify the Clan Oriented and Backward cos they aren't hard to spot. Its obvious you are one of the people too obtuse and intellectually challenged to know what Soyinka is actually talkin about. To the lame of mind, he was making a bigoted statement. I honesly pity this country based on the calibre of so called leaders of tomorrow. They are frightfully shallow.

raphead: when you wanna war restraint from warring with a walking encyclopedia. reminiscing modenine punchline blows sending rugged man to retirement. the people this piece is directed to can't even decipher the message for them to come up with a reply. hope y'all shyteheads will move on with your hate after this three seconds k.o. even Ali plus mike Tyson can't best this k.o record. ;Dwhen you wanna war restraint from warring with a walking encyclopedia. reminiscing modenine punchline blows sending rugged man to retirement. the people this piece is directed to can't even decipher the message for them to come up with a reply. hope y'all shyteheads will move on with your hate after this three seconds k.o. even Ali plus mike Tyson can't best this k.o record.

Don't just regurgitate what other people have posted without thinking. Are the people that Soyinka is referring to NL posters? Or are u implying that the sage is a nairalander

Ola Johnson: See how WS was able to place these people where they rightfully belong without them being able to decipher. If they had, they would have infested this thread long time ago.

Who are you referring to as "these people". No fear, be bold to generalise after all nobody knows you. In case you haven't noticed you yorubas have been left to start your hate threads on NL and continue unchallenged by igbo posters. The people u have been trained to hate really don't bother to go back and forth with you anymore. But have the decency (if possible) not to drag an old universally loved hero into the mud with you by spinning his words to feel good.

ilugunboy: Nothing much.

pre-colonial Igboland aren't that organized.

I wouldnt say nothing much. The igbos were not empire builders but practised a system that appeared to be politically fragmented but were very organised by the numerous community general assemblies called the ama-ala (constituted of the council of elders, all adult males and mature women passed the age of child birth). They were noted more for farming and trade.

olaheavy1: The noisemakers on this thread are mainly christians of the Eastern descent who are illegally resident in Yorubaland, especially the Igbos. What is it with these folks that they always love to poke their noses in our affairs? Anyway, our Yoruba forefathers said it: "Ti eru ba pe ni'le, alajobi l'o ma n bu."

The so-called Yoruba christians need not delude themselves any further. It's obvious that the Muslims have always surpassed them in population. Two reasons have always only aided the Yoruba christians in their illusory dreams of thinking that they're more than the Muslims: (1) The christians make too much vainglorious showmanship and loudest noise stemming from their incessant building/erecting mushroom churches on every street across Yorubaland (especially Lagos and Ibadan) and, also (2) the influx of the foreigners (Igbos and other Easterners) into our Yorubaland. These two hopeless reasons continue to give the Yoruba christians false hope! Take my hometown of ibadan (the biggest stand-alone city in Africa) as an example, it took 100 years after Islam had been firmly rooted before the emergence of christianity in Ibadan! For me, I will root for a pagan governor in lieu of a christian one. Don't ask me why -- it is an eye sore; the christians are empty barrels and trouble makers. The christians assail the character of every Muslim based on the shenanigan of the Boko Haram sect in the North; however, the MEND, MASSOB, and other terrorist organizations in the East are there boldly operating with impunity while no one impugns the christians' character based on that.

Mr.Man even if you are a bigot can you not wait for a thread that concerns igbos even indirectly before you start to run your mouth about them. According to you -

"the influx of the foreigners (Igbos and other Easterners) into our Yorubaland. These two hopeless reasons continue to give the Yoruba christians false hope!"


State your points with decency and let common sense show in what you post, even if you are anonymous.

Yes na. The May 29th holiday was just Obj's normal spite for abiola and a predictable tendency to personalise institutions, otherwise why just use the date you were sworn in

From time Enugu authorities no dey play around. There's always an iron grip on law and order. I can't remember if there has been civil disturbance there since the war.

During the subsidy strike last year, after planning to organize a strike action, all the labour union leaders in the involved state were picked up the day before by the SSS

kunlekunle: check nigerian history, the rail tracks constructed by lord egerton of western region in 1900s is still the only tracks been managed. north to south and east.

No doubt the old rail lines were built to be used forever and maintained appropriately. I'm sure even in the US they are still using old rail lines on regularly refurbished tracks. I have to do a little research to know how many new lines this administration is constructing but I'm pretty sure of the one coming up in abuja to link the existing lines in adjoining states.

I am not a GEJ fan at all but when I see good I must note it

koruji: When GEJ crossed the length and breadth of Nigeria proclaiming TOTAL TRANSFORMATION at the top of his voice we did not realize he meant reviving a 100 year-old train service that will move Nigerians at TWICE THE SPEED OF HORSEBACK RIDING and re-modelling TAXI PARK AIRPORTS. If this is the transformation you are dancing naked over, I wonder what non-transformation under GEJ would have looked like.

Kindly clarify what you mean by the "100 year old rail service that will move at twice the speed of horseback" and also the bit about "remodelling taxi park airports". I wanted to respond but wasn't too sure where you were going with those statements

[quote author=Garri the 1st][/quote]Okay I see you are out to troll on a friday night. Good luck with that. Ay least pretend that you intend to talk some sense.

How many igbos have u ever seen complain to you about their hatred for tinubu sef.

If you don't know about Barrister Ebun Adegboruwa and the Lekki tollgate shamefest then you are out of your league in Tinubu matters.

I repeat the anti-igbo rhetoric employed almost religiously since tinubu took over yorubaland is alive and cooking of which you seem to one of the latest products of that assembly line

Abeg next time quote me properly so I can isolate your points and answer them clinically

Garri the 1st: From the bolded, you seem to agree that Yorubas who hate Tinubu are in the minority. So my question still stands:
Why do Ibos hate Tinubu more than those his actions affect??

Don't spin a couple of my words and form a theory. That yoruba people do not troop out en masse to criticise Tinubu doesn't mean they don't resent him silently. The people of lagos in particular like I mentioned and you conveniently ignored can't stand him.

When lekki residents led by Ebun Adegboruwa Esq.to protest the lekki tollgates he and his co-residents were battered by A.CN thugs, arrested and Adegboruwa's tax liabilities were manipulated and he was almost prosecuted. You can't blame people for avoiding victimisation.

At your question on Igbos I think its a racist rallying tool that A.CN disciples are addicted to. Infact if igbos hate Tinubu (which I doubt) it could be the explosion of anti-igbo rhetoric since he became Godfather of yorubaland

I don't know why these A.CN people love to use igbo and tribalism as a rallying point for their party.

Anybody who says igbos hate tinubu more than yorubas do is either downright mischievous or terribly ignorant. There are plenty of yorubas (especially indigenous lagosians) I know who can't stand the man. Unfortunately their voices are in the minority and they get shouted down as PDP agents who want to destroy yorubaland.

I thought i was the only one who was thinking about the effect the opposition's style of bashing GEJ may have in 2015.

Buhari and Lai Mohammed will hand PDP the victory in 2015 on a platter of gold if they maintain this aggressive, trash talking style. PDP are very good at manipulating the masses and GEJ will win sympathy for being "bullied". Especially since the state of emergency GEJ's popularity has grown, the NGF mess notwithstanding

These robbers will soon attract heavy sharp machetes if they do not repent. Over the years robbers in anambra have met terrible ends in different uprisings like "boys oye" in the seventies and early eighties and devastating bloodshed that "bakassi boys" dished out to them in the late nineties.

I'm sniffing another major purge of criminal elements in anambra state, this time for a twenty years the criminal will still be talking about it in fear.

I miss that beaf guy. Gej bootlicker notwithstanding. Very smart and funny

The level of mediocrity is more threatening than people think and shouldn't be tolerated especially now that is affecting even government media. Its as if there is a visible retrogression

I'm not too young to remember Patrick Oke and his peers then on NTA. His grammar and diction was always flawless. I watched a presenter on NTA this morning who couldn't pronounce Perpetuity Could u believe that poo.

Ogoni militant: my brother you are on your own in all these you are saying. Without the Igbos an Ijaw man would not have been president of Nigeria. You are just opening your mouth and talking like a fool. If you have personal problem with any Igbo man, you better go and settle it personally. To me you are just ranting on your own and you are not speaking my mind and the mind of many SS people. You came to this forum to creat more problem for the region. Even if you hate Igbos must you make it obvious? You guys should use your brain sometimes.

That guy and the other "ijaws" on this thread are not who they say they are. They are from the land that created "oluwole" (forgery), these chameleons led by the demonic chameleon in chief Alj Harem create monikers to ape other ethnic groups to knock heads together and also morph into females at will, proudly substitute trickery and double speak for diplomacy.

Don't be fooled, they and their ogas (the people who own their land ilorin) have been playing divide and rule for a while but its becoming useless cos everyone knows what they are made - shyte! They crap in their pants whenever they observe the growth in solidarity between south-south and igbos and that should tell decent people a lot about them. They thrive in mischief making and do best in environments with strife.

Love or hate asari dokubo and ann kio briggs their statements on ss-igbo relations hold more weight with ijaws than these internet apparitions

very funny

greateros: Blckface should change his name ASAP! sometimes your name dey follow u!

He should change it to newface make him life turn around for the better.