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Romance › Re: Michael B. Jordan Is People's Sexiest Man Alive by Joker09(m): 11:18pm On Nov 18, 2020
Hassanmaye:
Nonsense no beard nothing, how is he the sexiest man because of muscle
Success
Family › Re: Why Did He Do This? I Need To Understand Why Some Act This Way. Is It Right? by Joker09(m): 3:18pm On Nov 18, 2020
pocohantas:
You are overthinking things.

How can you keep saying you haven’t eaten for 3days without any explanation? Haba! Don’t you know that is Naija babes intro to ask for urgent 2k?

The guy is not psychic to know you were fasting. Whenever I tell a man I haven’t eaten, I always make sure I add the reason (e.g) Busy day, I am trying to watch my intake/weight...etc.

While it wasn’t so nice of him to disappear, we should remember that building relationships is hard in Nigeria because we suspect ourselves too much. Imagine if he kept telling you he is lonely.

It is okay if you want to block him, I just want you to know you are not entirely blameless. It takes time and trust to unlock certain aspects of a friendship...
Gbam! Well said. You said it all.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Tells Davido To Start Calling Her "Aunty Cuppy" (Video) by Joker09(m): 3:24pm On Nov 17, 2020
NwaIgboBoy:
i only see a girl who is now in serious need of Davidos dickkk, but she is just pretending and looking for a way to get that !!!!!
Since Anthony Joshua no work now. Davido fit work. grin
Romance › Re: Lady Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend After Training Her Through Nursing School (Pix by Joker09(m): 3:09pm On Nov 17, 2020
davillian:
If I was him
I would just reply with OK.....
And the plan for revenge just started......
I like to keep people guessing and her mind won't be at peace because of the simple OK reply....
Abi now. Na to arrange for that kind girl oh. I'll wait to loot/reap her off a very valuable property that worth my investment, it'll be a well organized and perfected job. Else I won't be able to find peace. Her car fit go, her shop could be looted, all her certification including the nursing own could be nowhere to be found.

The sad thing is that guys let these kind of evil and heartless ladies go away with this kind of crime so easy, so they'll keep doing it with no remorse. Revenge gat dey dey once once.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Proposes To Sara, His 7th Wife To Be by Joker09(m): 7:53pm On Nov 16, 2020
opribo:
This is not fair at all, why should this oldman be acquiring young girls using them and lock them in so no man can touch.

I mean, it's not as if he is able to satisfy all of them some he doesnt even sleep with anymore yet they can't go out and get themselves satisfied outside, they are humans too. Its about time men start to treat women with dignity.
He didn't force them tho. Blame the women. That's the price they pay for their hypergamy. They see their mates, they no gri marry, they say they're not worthy of their standard. You can't eat your cake and still have it.. No one forced them bro.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Proposes To Sara, His 7th Wife To Be by Joker09(m): 6:58pm On Nov 16, 2020
Arysexy:
How does women in polygamous marriage feel after knowing your husband puts same thing into different women?

I'm not comfortable at all imagining the scenario
Women don't care in as much as money is involved. They only flex their muscles on men that aren't rich.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Proposes To Sara, His 7th Wife To Be by Joker09(m): 6:51pm On Nov 16, 2020
9jatriot:
Na wa, so all those talk about I wee kick his ass out if he cheats na because say we non get money? Because this one non be case of say the man hide his wife and remove ring de lie to the girl, this one na I have them plenty at home I just want to add you to the number, u gree abi u non gree.

Chai...
Feminism is only for poor men my brother. grin
Romance › Re: “dating A Nigerian Girl Is Like Taking Care Of An Orp.han” — Man Reveals by Joker09(m): 4:34pm On Nov 16, 2020
oyolohi:
Was chatting with one of my US based friend the other day... The guy came to visit his homeland Naija. He wanted to make new friends... I told him that they're fine girls around na.

He then said he've tried...that they act like prostitutes. I almost started defending my Naija girls but I reason am too...

1. Olosho = Money then sex (in that order)
2. Most Naija babes = Money, Money, Money, Sex, Money (in that order)

Conclusion: Some Girlfriend worst pass Olosho
Most(not all) naija girls are oloshos, not that I'm trying to condemn them but it's just the reality. Probably caused by the harsh economy (survival instinct) and greed. So I don't really blame them like that, it's guys that still choose to love them after knowing what they are that I get mad at. Later these guys be ranting online how these girls treat them. See, most naija girls no send any guy lately, it's all about the money, guys should keep the same energy and quit loving now till further notice...

That was how a friend introduced me to a fine girl the other day, all she kept asking me was that 'am I rich?', hope I have enough money'. And she's like if I have good money, then we are good to go.. That's coming from a girl who is not rich. I'm doing very well for myself but I didn't bother to call her anymore because of those questions, it's gotten so bad now. Country is hard, I guess.
Romance › Re: “dating A Nigerian Girl Is Like Taking Care Of An Orp.han” — Man Reveals by Joker09(m):
Where is the lie?
Even when a naija girl is rich, she still seeks out for a richer guy, she won't date a guy out of pity.. girls play their own games well, she won't waste her own resources on any man but always demand from men..Cunning and smart creatures.. Men should keep that energy too since we all have equal rights now.

Naija girls actually play their own games smarter than the guys and I admire that about them. Girls rarely simp, no true love or kindness in their book as they always look out for the richest of men to date, then they'll fake the love, they don't settle for less or date u coz they pity you unlike guys, nah! They're just redpilled like that. Na men dey do love and pity who no give a fck about them. Better keep the same energy guys so you won't come here to cry later about how a girl treat you. Girls no send you o.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2020
FanOfMyself:
I agree with you, but the general perspective is that blacks are stronger physically. Now If that's true, I don't know and I can't say. I called you shallow minded because you were inferring that I am dark that's why I am saying all these. But that's not the case because I have not been described as a dark guy in terms of complexion. But I know that darker guys appear more stronger physically on the eyes. Like you said, a strong man is a strong man irrespective of the skin color, but it doesn't change the fact that most people associates blacks with physical strength than whites.
The same thing is applicable in terms of intelligence and all that. The whites are generally regarded as more intelligent than the blacks, now this is still up for debate, but it doesn't change the fact that it's the widely accepted view.
What do you mean by 'general perspective', are these the African masses or the world at large? Coz I think that's just an assumption, of course ppl say 'black don't crack' which is said universally but have you ever wondered why most action movie protagonist are mostly white guys? These are guys we want to believe are stronger. Superman is always acted by a white guy, Batman is white, spiderman white, only Black Panther stands different yet he's not the strongest in the Marvel Avengers franchise, he doesn't come close to Thor who is white. I actually don't think the whites and other ppl in the world see black men as physically superior, maybe that's an illusion we have created for ourselves here in Africa to boost our ego and confidence.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 2:09pm On Nov 16, 2020
Silentgroper:
some of "we guys" aint interested in acting. Even if we were, we dnt knw if dnt knw if d actress, we are suppose to play d role wit, measures up to us in terms of d looks.

if i would ever take up d role, i'd need d actress to b kervy(curvy wit an azz) nd busty, as well as pretty.
So that you'll be having an erection while shooting ba. That one na suffering o.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 2:05pm On Nov 16, 2020
Zzor:
i agree but a talent without the appropriate look may cause you to be stagnant,the industry is competitive
There are different roles for everyone. You may not always get the lead character if you aren't good looking(beauty is in the eyes of the beholder) but you will always get a role if you're really talented.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 2:02pm On Nov 16, 2020
Zzor:
Wrong, talent without looks won't take you far in the acting business, your looks sells you out,it determines your market value
Nobody is ugly when it comes to acting my friend. Unless if that's the case in Nollywood. If a dwarf like Tyrion in GOT can bag different roles in Hollywood, who else can't? Don't discourage ppl biko.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 1:56pm On Nov 16, 2020
FanOfMyself:
You can see that you the shallow minded fellow here. Melanin makes male look more masculine (and stronger) on the eyes. I'm not even that dark sef, I'm chocolate. That's why Africans are generally seen as physically stronger...
Nothing shallow about all I said. Insecurities make ppl say all sort of jargons about light skinned ppl, including the hypocrite ladies than condemn light skinned guys on the net and run after them in real life. A strong man is strong irrespective of his color. A good looking man is good looking irrespective of his color. That's just what I want to set straight.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2020
FanOfMyself:
It's all about the melanin bruv
That means no white(American, European, Asian, etc) guy appears masculine coz they are not black. Nigerians with these shallow thinking shaa.. Anyway you should be consoling yourself. grin grin
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 11:28am On Nov 16, 2020
FanOfMyself:
Be calming down bro, I know you are fair. Truth is that dark dudes appear more masculine than the fair ones
Lol. It's all in your head fam. Who appears more masculine between fair James St Patrick(aka Ghost in Power) and dark Kelvin Hart? They both well known actors hence the comparison.

Who appears more masculine between fair Dwayne Johnson (the rock) and dark Tyrese, they both stare in Fast and Furious franchise hence my comparison.

It all depends on how you present yourself, every man (fair or dark) should hit the gym and take good care of himself to have that masculine appeal. Complexion has nothing to do with masculinity!! or in your word 'appearing masculine'.
Romance › Re: Very Handsome Man Wanted For A Romantic Movie by Joker09(m): 11:13am On Nov 16, 2020
Later y'all ladies will be criticizing light skinned guys(those u secretly want), saying they aren't cute like dark guys. Most guys on here that are getting accolades and admiration from ladies here are light skinned, they are the ones u think are fit for the role. What happened to ''"team my spec is dark guys, yuck I don't like fair guys?? undecided"".
Ladies are hypocrites, believe what they say at your own peril.
Romance › Re: Traits a man should observe in a woman when considering commitment by Joker09(m): 12:17pm On Nov 14, 2020
CaveAdullam:
But you will never advice any of your brother or male relative to marry a runs girl. Hypocrisy at its core.

And for your info, many men who occupy top positions are simps e.g politicians. The reason you see jobless girls with a very low IQ and mental capacity displaying houses, cars, bags and shoes they cannot afford based on their own ability.

More than 80% of men lack an understanding of the female nature, and they will commit to any woman in as much they satisfy their libido. And of course, many are rich, high quality, famous e.g Will Smith, but that an absolute simp when it comes to women. They are pawns in women's chess board, the ones you call MAGA, ATM, sugar daddies, etc.

Your runs girls classmates were subtle and good in their games.

PURE LIE!!!! LIE FROM THE BOTTOMLESS PART OF HELL.


For your information:
Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.

Now lets see who's talking nonsense, and know the truth about virginity.
Who even told her that the simps marriages to her runs girls coursemates will last? Loool
Romance › Re: Traits a man should observe in a woman when considering commitment by Joker09(m): 11:41am On Nov 14, 2020
Shortyy:
In other words a 26 year old lady shouldn't marry because a hymen has cut.

I'm sorry to say this, but this is a very useless post.
She'll get her type. There is a man for every woman.
Romance › Re: Traits a man should observe in a woman when considering commitment by Joker09(m): 11:31am On Nov 14, 2020
Michelle55:
Hmmm. All these epistle ontop woman matter? Ike gwuru
Women no worth the write up? Abi women no be human being? Since most of us plan to live the rest of our lives with women. Why isn't women matter worth it to u? Or all the divorces and bad marriages in the society dey sweet u? undecided
Romance › Re: Traits a man should observe in a woman when considering commitment by Joker09(m): 11:25am On Nov 14, 2020
CaveAdullam:
Nothing there is difficult for a woman. It is as simple as ABC as it requires little muscular work and a good dose of mental capacity. In fact, all women were born with the aforementioned qualities, but squandered it away out of negligence, liberality, ignorance, and poor parental upbringing. Only when they are done with their debauchery days, and decide to settle down will they begin to discover and analyse the mistakes they've made in the past. Many of them are lucky though, because since majority of men has veered off from virility traits, they still settle for such kind of women----They've found true love at last. Loooooooool.

If women will not settle for less, men also must raise the bar and not settle for less also. This is stable enough.

Ride on jare.
Exactly, women don't settle for less. If she has a standard of not dating broke guys, guys should have a standard of not dating 'non virgins' and other ill characters pansophist mentioned too. That's why I always say women play their own games smarter than men.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Joker09(m): 4:03pm On Nov 12, 2020
I'm glad more guys are knowing about this thread now. I've personally introduced a friend of mine here whom his girlfriend of 2 years just left him for another guy leaving him completely heartbroken..Let the redpill spread all over like wild fire.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Joker09(m): 11:20am On Nov 12, 2020
samuelpeters:
I believe with time sha..
Just that some prefer( not by choice anyway) to learn by experience rather than to embrace redpill from start.
True tho. Every man will learn at some point based on experience, if they still keep the same energy after such experience, they should embrace whatever comes their way.
Romance › Re: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Joker09(m): 10:53am On Nov 12, 2020
She's fvcking someone else with a bigger d1ck. Don't be serious with that one.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Joker09(m): 10:49am On Nov 12, 2020
samuelpeters:
Men dn suffer for women hand.
Lol grin grin
One thing I admire about black women is that they play their games very well, they leave you to be deceiving yourself by 'loving' them while they play games. Men better keep the same energy, men are just waking up to the harsh reality about women. grin
Romance › Re: How Married Men And Co Are Spoiling Things Nowadays. by Joker09(m): 10:35am On Nov 12, 2020
michaelpop50:
Make money or not, just avoid Naija ladies, 70% are now prostitutess including the working class own them.
FACT
Romance › Re: How Married Men And Co Are Spoiling Things Nowadays. by Joker09(m): 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2020
Ifeoluwav:
Since money became a big issue in the society that is one of the consequences the society faces, and it is getting worse as time goes. If the wealth gap between the upper-class, middle class and lower class reduces with other things put in place, this consequences will reduce.
True
Romance › Re: How Married Men And Co Are Spoiling Things Nowadays. by Joker09(m): 5:25pm On Nov 11, 2020
Nackzy:
I just tire for them, the other one bought IPhone 11 for one girl, while the wife is using an old generation Android phone
This is very common now. They don't care to spend anything just to get the coochie. They don turn most girls to runs girls finish.

Just make money for your own good(not because of any girl), money is what most of these girls know. Romance is dead a long time ago.
Romance › Re: How Married Men And Co Are Spoiling Things Nowadays. by Joker09(m): 5:20pm On Nov 11, 2020
Jannuxajj:
That's not the issue. it stems from decieving these girls. They end up wasting their time
Some men even lie to them that they aren't married. These girls will start looking guys on the streets like she's above their level. Well this is what most fine girls do in Nigeria now anyways, dating G guys and sugar daddies, it's the sad reality.
Family › Re: My Uncle Drove To My House To Report Me Because I Wore A Bikini–Nigerian Lady by Joker09(m): 1:30pm On Nov 10, 2020
humilitypays:
Women love sex more than men but hypocrisy and the way men pester them for sex won't let them confess or show how much they fantasise about wild sex experience.



Modern ladies are more wayward than guys but very good in hiding their true color.
Many of them now have sex for a living.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Joker09(m): 12:06pm On Nov 08, 2020
Notoftheworld79:
This era is characterized by highly rebellious women. This times are the worst times for a man to find a virtuous woman to marry. The modern woman is his competitor and saboteur, yet needy. It is foolish to marry this type of woman. Only men who are afraid of celibacy will marry these types of women.
So true

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