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Food / Re: Food Vendor Using Diabolical Means To Attract Customers Caught In Port Harcourt by jolyment: 2:26pm On Jun 11, 2022
Fashionista01:

U can cook indomie and eat.

Okay, it's not everybody that can eat indomie.

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Food / Re: Food Vendor Using Diabolical Means To Attract Customers Caught In Port Harcourt by jolyment: 1:13am On Jun 11, 2022
Fashionista01:
Prepare your food by yourself, be you male or female in order not to eat unhealthy food.


What if if am busy or can't cook due to genuine reasons.
Politics / Re: Nwabuoku To oversee The Office Of The Accountant-General Of The Federation by jolyment: 9:22pm On May 22, 2022
Mikelarteta:
But how can someone seriously embezzle 60B naira? This Nigeria is really a big joke.
80b naira not 60b naira.

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Riots: More Videos From Destruction by jolyment: 5:33pm On May 16, 2022
Puskas:
Yoro Muslims should be watched closely more especially Ishaq Akintola


Waiting for MURIC
Sports / Re: Kano Pillars Fined N9 Million, Lose 3 Points, Suffer Banishment by jolyment: 5:40pm On Apr 18, 2022
That's very good but the 3 points is too small

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India With Cocaine, Mephedrone Worth ₦16.4 Million by jolyment: 1:19pm On Apr 18, 2022
Biafra omo ibo
Politics / Re: Adeboye: I Don’t Know Whether There Will Be 2023 Election Yet by jolyment: 6:22pm On Apr 03, 2022
chatinent:
Lol.

This one doesn't know whether or not to lie that God told him sth again.

Not as if God tells them anything tho!

The uncle doesn't know what the probability of their usual guesses would be so he needs more Intel before he calls probability “God told me” and leave his gullible followers screaming “Daddy G.O, more anointing.” Same annoiting he showered on the biggest scam of a Vice President today?

Maybe he needs to wait until December to study the look of things only to pop out with his usual sixty minutes call with God.

At the age we are, if you are still deceived by some techniques in religion, I think you are the reason the adage about “40” was made.

It is no disrespect to anyone but chief, there's an age in your life, and this time in this world, you should be anti-deceivable. It doesn't matter the religion! Use your common sense!

God do speak to people.The fact that he doesn't speak to you doesn't mean you should generalize it.
Crime / Re: Court To Adedoyin, Others: You Have To Answer For Timothy Adegoke's Murder by jolyment: 3:00pm On Mar 30, 2022
May God keep exposing evil people in Nigeria.

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Family / Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by jolyment: 1:58am On Mar 22, 2022
[quote author=BluntNigerian post=111235843] What type of food have you been feeding yourself with, that you consume more than N50,000 every week .



I join you to ask
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Northern Group Wants NNPC, NMDPRA Bosses Sacked by jolyment: 4:29pm On Mar 15, 2022
Northerners are shy of saying the truth. Arewa should demand for the resignation of the minister of petroleum who's Buhari.
Business / Re: UBA Sets International Spending Limit To $20 Per Month by jolyment: 12:21am On Mar 03, 2022
iykepromotions:
Best is to open domiciliary account if you don't have and get their dollar card. Gtbank limit is still $200 though.

Can I fund domiciliary account with naira?
Education / Re: ASUU Demands ₦1 Trillion From FG To Suspend Ongoing Strike by jolyment: 11:29pm On Feb 27, 2022
Mrupdate11:
grin yahoo group




Do you think it's ASUU that will spend the money? The fund is for infrastructures.
Education / Re: UK University Goes On Strike - Nigerian Student Shocked by jolyment: 10:33pm On Feb 21, 2022
hilltop007:
The strike only occurred in her school. Unlike ASUU that affects the whole federation

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Not only her school.
Politics / Re: FUTO Sues ASUU Over Pantami’s Professorship by jolyment: 1:40pm On Feb 15, 2022
Nairobi33:

In what sense will he have problem with ASUU? If court validate his professorship ASUU can't deny him anything in academic anywhere in Nigeria unless they have other lawful and valid reason that have not been settle in court. ASUU can't do Nada if pantami wins in court.

You have a valid point, but you know the court can still be biased. This is Nigeria,I believe ASUU must have done thorough investigations before declaring his professorship invalid. The truth is that FUTO might have violated one of the appraisal rules for Patanmi.
Politics / Re: FUTO Sues ASUU Over Pantami’s Professorship by jolyment: 1:14pm On Feb 15, 2022
olola4:
Wahala don be like ASUU and Pantami, let see who will win this one
Even if Patanmi wins, he will have problems with ASUU. He will not be relevant in academics in Nigeria except where he got that professorship.

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Career / Re: Have You Hawked Before? by jolyment: 2:18pm On Feb 10, 2022
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Business / Re: POS Scammers Caught In Benin City (Picture, Video) by jolyment: 8:39pm On Feb 06, 2022
Legalcriminal:
I dislike these local scammers. It’s better you bomb for osu wey go give you better money than scamming your own brothers and sisters

All of them are bad.
Food / Re: See The N50 Pepper And Onions I Bought In Kano by jolyment: 2:20am On Feb 01, 2022
99thEnemy:


E be like say na Kaduna you dey.. Try move enter Kano then tell me the same story.

My brother, it doesn't matter if I move to Kano, what am trying to say is that when God is helping you, anywhere you are,you will be blessed.
Food / Re: See The N50 Pepper And Onions I Bought In Kano by jolyment: 6:35pm On Jan 31, 2022
tollyboy5:

Just imagine hisbah police arrest me and cut my afro when i'm not muslim cheesy

Or my lagos guys that has dread. No religious police in lagos here. Peace of mind is important


Since you're not a Muslim, Hisbah can't arrest you ,even if they do,you can't be prosecuted by them .
Food / Re: See The N50 Pepper And Onions I Bought In Kano by jolyment: 6:26pm On Jan 31, 2022
tollyboy5:
I don't know why people travel to north lol.
I heard they're religious bigot there.

North is not that bad, I grew up in South West, had university education in North Central and was privileged to get job in North West. I am always thanking God for working in this region.

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Food / Re: See The N50 Pepper And Onions I Bought In Kano by jolyment: 6:22pm On Jan 31, 2022
NwaNimo1:
The onion is suffering from stunted growth....

[img]https://media./images/12a7c3c7159b7f72502d3f1af45f2a2d/tenor.gif[/img]

Not true jor
Politics / Re: Ado Doguwa Welcomes 28th Child, Wants Polling Unit Created In Family Compound by jolyment: 6:15pm On Jan 25, 2022
Haa

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2022: Panutche Camara Says Guinea-Bissau Can Beat Super Eagles by jolyment: 4:06am On Jan 19, 2022
We shall see.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Restoration: Nigeria Is Eventually Better with conditions met - Keyamo by jolyment: 3:14pm On Jan 13, 2022
inoki247:
Nigeria is beta now....


Cause the Economy don dey okay...

Dollar don equal a Naira....


We don dey get 24hrs light..

No more insecurity....
Yes, North is secured.
Sports / Re: Iheanacho Wins Man Of The Match: Who is your man of the match? by jolyment: 8:46pm On Jan 11, 2022
[quote author=porthouse7 post=109287189]5 slot never finish since? u don even escort person go airport b4[/

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Best Decision You Took This Year???? by jolyment: 2:16pm On Dec 21, 2021
I decided to build another house. I am so happy, it's a complete project now. All thanks to God

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan Justifies Billion Naira Cars, Jumbo Pay For Federal Legislators by jolyment: 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2021
shiwex:
What an idiot. This is the kind of idiots we have in corridors of power in this country. I am not against them even having cars but why were the cars not bought in Nigeria. Why did they not buy from Innoson. Why not help promote Nigeria's economy. Why spend all that money propping up someone's else economy. Germany will never go and buy from UK or Italy or US, they will buy German cars, Brits will buy from UK. Who are these senseless fools in the Senate?


They won't be able to inflate the prices, that's why .
Politics / Re: Nigerian Arrested For Trafficking Over 350 Million Naira Cocaine In Mumbai India by jolyment: 5:52am On Nov 23, 2021
Why always Igbo for drugs. If India should introduce death penalty like Singapore and Malaysia, Igbos going to India for illicit drugs will reduce.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Shares Pepper At Iyabo Ojo's Mum's One-Year Remembrance (Video) by jolyment: 12:54pm On Nov 22, 2021
Bedtec:
Yoruba no dey disappoint with there stupidity and skull mining

Igbo are good prostitutes and drug baron

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Education / Re: Nigerian Professors Don’t Earn More Than N416,000 — UNILAG ASUU Chairman by jolyment: 12:40pm On Nov 17, 2021
saintgp:
This must b the lai mohammed of ASUU.

Uniben professors as I was told back den (2015) were ending #500,000 and above.

Public/civil servants/politicians are in the habit of lying about their salaries.
Know this and know peace.

FG has cut the salary because of IPPIS
Education / Re: 400L Unilorin Microbiology Student Beat Up A Female Lecturer In Her Office(video by jolyment: 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2021
Athemisia:

He's going nowhere!!
Nice move from him... Las Las he go still graduate.

If you know Unilorin very well, you won't say that.
Education / Re: 400L Unilorin Microbiology Student Beat Up A Female Lecturer In Her Office(video by jolyment: 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2021
ChiefSosa:
In as much as it was totally wrong for the boy to assault his lecturer, but we can't act like some lecturers don't deserve some ass whooping.
You that you're reading this, I'm sure you can mention at least 5 lectures/teachers you wish you can Panel beat. Sentiments aside!
Lots of lecturers have made life a living hell for students.
There is more to this story and I don't think the boy will just randomly start beating the lecturer for no reason. This is a 400level student we are talking about. He must have been severely pushed to the wall before risking everything and then attacking the lecturer. He is a human after all and his emotions may have gotten the best of him, thereby making him overreact.
The case should be adequately heard and appropriately judged without bias, regardless of the parties involved.

But, the guy would definitely have to receive some sort of punishment for assaulting a staff and fighting on premises. He shouldn't have done that. I do NOT support him assaulting her.From the way she was crying and shouting, you'll know the guy really did a number on her. The guy should have just continued to endure till he will get the certificate he came for and leave the school. It's not going to be easy, but it's the smart decision.
I'm sitting on the fence for the main time.
We need more details.

He can only win the case if he's mentally unstable.

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