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Beautiful Snake Island of the North.

Shape of the head and eyes are indicators of a venomous snake.

Allisgud:
Good Food ,am trying to add supplement,thats how I pay back my body after everyday stress

Makes sense

Pat081:
Women 40% beer 5% and building 45% 10% on food God should me

Imagine how much you would achieve if you switched the 40 percent to the 45 percent.

GeneralKoko:
For me it has been data and eating out. Too much snack and Cho Cho Cho has taken all my money. How I blew 30k in a week when I'm not earning is still a mystery.

Self development, home decor and maybe food.

leisuretym:
Hahah 32 only? Lol
When I advised my boss to let us take all the loads to the jetty straight, he refused, he asked the truck driver to take them to his house, only for him to ask me to start parking them into the Boxer Van the following morning when all the casual workers has all returned to Warri all by my self, only me. Ah! I looked at the work and quietly did as if I wanted to go and get safety boot, that’s how I return to the accommodations the company gave me, park my load and take the next bus to Lagos.

It was already 27th of that month and he felt I have forfeited my salary , Omo 😃

I gathered 6 guys , buy them 200 Naira airtime each with promise to buy them beer, we flashed his number till his phone goes off everyday, his phone was just ringing everywhere he goes, people were starring awkwardly at him in his office, important people couldn’t reach on phone because his phone was busy all day😃
He was proving stubborn initially, but on the 3rd day of serious hard work of flashing him, He paid my salary.
We gave him more than 20,000 missed calls
He deserve to be in the Guiness book of record , most flashed number 🤩

Ah,comrade!

Serves your boss right,anyway.

HanisahZuwy:
What will make someone to give another person this number of missed calls? Na wa! Some people sef. What will make you to give someone this number of missed calls? Thirty something missed calls! This is just for Sunday and this morning oo. I didn't include that of the day before yesterday. Why would someone do that. And the person is still calling even while I was making this post. So, it should be more than 32 now.

What can make you give someone that number of missed calls? What do you think made person to call this number of time just within this period of time ( between Sunday and this morning).




This is what I'm talking about below;



UPDATE! UPDATE!

I finally decided to pick his call after 58 missed calls including some that I declined. We spoke and he was telling me he came to my town on Friday and was calling me but I didn't pick. That he has gone back to his base already.

I know of a demented woman who wanted to reap where she didn't sow and snatch what could not be snatched. When her game was up, she became delusional. Within a space of hours, she would give her love interest over a hundred missed calls (not exaggerating). So trust me, there are people like that.

Stevenbright:
You have a wife at home and went ahead to father a baby outside with another woman and now she is pregnant with a second child for you.

Please go ahead and do what she suggested that is formalizing marriage with her as a legal second wife.

I don't support polygamy, but this right here is what op must do. After making her a baby mama for the second time, op has reduced her market value to nothing. Thus. He must marry her. Op must face and bear the brunt of his mistakes this time around. He did it the first time and got away with it, so why wouldn't he again? Very irresponsible and Immature of him. Spreading his seeds like tuface and David.

taylor89:
Person wey bruh me na who you wan give food give me

Such is life.

taylor89:
And you no fit bring me food for cracking you up

You dey cook dey eat alone

Okay, I could pass it to your Anambra woman to send it over to you.

taylor89:
These things happen oo

Last year one Anambra babe I been dey date show me werey one day

I was busy forming PH boy though I didn’t want to hit her

Omo this babe brush me I enter back of fridge eye turn me immediately

I take scope go their house tell her Mama if she had her daughters child hood pics

She show me, I been wan check wether na transgender bcuz the brushing doesn’t seem feminine

That my babe na the type wey dey catch thief tire am rope for backyard till him husband come back from work

Oh lord! Thank you for cracking me up. This is the funniest comment I have ever read on this platform.

I can emphatically tell you that people who work hard for their money hardly ever spend it this way. Since you are not a fan of such gathering, I would suggest that you steer off completely. Apart from the fact that you could pick up familiar spirits from there, you can never tell when you would be completely influenced. Remember you didn't join them in this madness because you said you cannot afford to. What if you can?

Family of 6 means a minimum of 3 bedroom flat. Rent in Abuja is crazy. I presume you want a good environment for your children, thus you may have to rent in the heart of Abuja. Rent alone would gulp in a million plus.

What survival strategy do you have on ground? Are you into business? Have you carried out a market survey to be sure your business would thrive in Abuja and have you possibly carved a niche for your business?

Good exposure boils down to the kind of school your children would enroll in and I can tell you that good schools don't come cheap.

Food and other basic survival amenities are quite expensive too (though you can get foodstuffs for pretty fair prices in satellite markets and even gsrki market so I guess that is sorted).

In all, just do a proper analysis before taking this leap. Possibly, the relocation should be done in a batch of two. You go first and clear clear way for your family. If you have a friend in Abuja that can accommodate you for starters, that would be good. That way, you would save up money more.

JoshTim:
Lol, more like those times when results are pasted and those who got B complain bitterly about not getting an A. Whereas there are those that are celebrating C like they won a trophy.

Getting a B is actually more painful than getting a C. All those mistakes made would come to mind and the possibility of the examiner/assessor not marking fairly.

Dailyhappenings:
For the past six days, I dont have light in Lagos here. Is there anyone else experiencing it?

Power supply has truly improved here in Minna. Averagely 20 hours daily.

Oh dear!!! This is really sad. I wonder why a student doctor was allowed to carry out an operation. Moreover, the hospital shouldn't have told the man that his wife was operated on by a student doctor. This information would make it hard for the man to recover.

helinues:
For some years now, I have realized there are some things we can't form yanga to

Food
Sleep
Urinating
Defecating

Forget about your status or how rich you are, you can't send people on errand to do that for you.

You see the food part, some people can't even remember when they eat their favorite meal not to talk of when the prepared it.

2x in a day cooking. I love my food hot

How many times do you cook in a week?

Due to the nature of my hustle, I cook once in a week or two. I dish per serving and load them up in the freezer. So on a daily basis, all I do is defrost, heat up and prepare the accompanying meal. I have come to realise that cooking this way helps me save money, time, energy and even gas. Moreover, it allows me to recoup a few hours to rest after work.

skywalker240:
Nothing like anything Off

My wife was even the one who insisted we do fertility, genotype, blood group etc, even though I have them in mind

Only a woman with dirty cupboards would be put Off by such kind of suggestion

Your orientation is different from mine, so no point engaging you further on this. My advise was directed to op. It's left for him to consider or discard.

Beekind, this is quite simple. The fertility test should be added to the routine pre-wedding tests that you two would undergo. However, do not bring it up now. Advise your father to do likewise. It would seem off to bring it up on her first contact/visit with/to your parents.

Ideegee:
This is a very, very good piece of advice, not only for that guy but for others as well.

It will stimulate the creation of multiple streams of income.

May God bless you as you refuse to hide this idea in your heart alone but decide, instead, to share.


Thank you.

You're welcome!

PinUp:
How God helped me to and fro an interview without paying transport.

It's really not easy for a job seeker, and because one does not want the situation to remain the same, he must strive to land a job to change the status.

Since I couldn't afford not to attend the interview, and as I didn't have transport fare for it too, I had to use any means to get there.

There is this company I was privy to know was recruiting both casual and permanent staff. Since it's sited outside the town, I prepared my CV and asked someone to help me apply for it and to my surprise, I was invited for interview.

A broke me with no assurance of where the next meal is coming from? How do I attend the interview in such a far distance when I can't boast of transport? Then on the second thought, I also asked myself, is lack of transport fare enough reason not to attend an interview that can change my situation? I told myself definitely NO. I MUST ATTEND THE INTERVIEW.

So this morning, I dressed up in corporate with a tie on. I know a tipper driver who passess where the company is sited every morning. Since I didn't have his contact, I couldn't reach out to him on time to tell him. On that, I went early enough to where he parks the tipper at the close of work and pick it up in the morning. Luckily I met him and was very real about my situation. He agreed to lift me but more trouble for me was that the cabin had 2 persons already, excluding the driver. It was only the open bed at the back that was free. That was his offer.

Was that cool for me? Did I have an alternative?

Of course, with my tucked in dress, I climbed into the tipper bed and was lifted very close to the office. My trouser even opened in the process of scaling over. Still, it didn't distract me. Rather, I was conscious in managing it so I wont expose myself. The goal was attending the interview and getting the job. Thankfully, on my arrival, the interview was just about to begin.

So as the tipper was on the road, when people saw me inside the tipper bed dressed in corporate, they were just cracking up, taking me for a comic actor. What can I do? I moved on with it and I was cheerfully waving at them back.

After the interview, I stood by the main road and was lifted again by another tipper that was returning to the town. Hallelujah!

The small 1k that was left with me which I refused to tamper with it, I'm using it to prepare okro soup (the cheapest soup) this night, to manage till further notice.

Though I'm not a comedian but lack of transport to the venue made me one. I'm sure the pictures as people were taking may go viral.

Either way, I attended the interview without spending any transport. Also, I did my best in the interview. I pray the stress, suffering and inconviniences pay at the end of the day.

May poverty and brokeness never know your address.

Your heardwork and determination will surely pay off sooner than you expect. Congratulations in advance.

DispatcherLagos:

I pray you will be hired.

But people are really suffering in this country.

Recently I met a guy in my street, I often see him seated in front of his house every morning on my way to work and evenings.... He will wave at me everytime I pass, so one day I stopped and we started talking. I asked him why he always stay there and what he does for a living, he told me he has nothing doing... Though a graduate but no work yet, he is staying with his uncle for now.
I felt for him, at that age he should be doing something better for himself, so I asked him how he can be helped... He just smiled and said, if only I can get small capital to rent that shop there(pointing at a locked shop) I will start charging phones and doing POS.
I was impressed so I told him to make enquiry of the financial cost of starting the business and get back to me. That same evening while going home, I stopped and asked him if he has done that and he told me the whole thing will cost roughly 300k. So the following morning I sent him 500k. However, to make him get serious with the business, I told him he will pay back the 500k within a year and he was very happy.

To cut the story short, within a month of starting the business... I was surprised when he came to my house one Sunday evening with his mom and uncle with so many gifts to thank me for what I did for him. That wasn't all.... He has saved 50k from the business and brought it to part pay for the 500k. I was surprised and overwhelmed with joy seeing the happiness on his face. So I jokingly asked him how much he makes from the business.... And he said on the average 15k per day... And that it's because of the cash constraints... That assuming he has more cash he will be making more money. According to him, the phone charging pays him not less than 5k daily and the rest from POS transactions. I was happy and told him to add the 50k to the cash... And I will let him know when to start paying back ( just to ginger him to work harder).
So brothers and sisters... Let's assist each other whenever we can. I wish I'm in the position to help this op... I could have done my little best

God truly used you to alleviate the fellow from poverty. Trust that helpers await you as well at your point of need.

Please do not fail to remind him to factor-in security. He should also,not get carried away by the heavy profit, every business has a downtime. Tell him to prepare for that.

Finally, find a way to imbue the idea of diversification to the fellow. Maybe another branch or a new business entirely( something he can run simultaneously with the existing business)

Nnemuka:
If na u, won't you disable comments? When both the item owners and buyers will want to curse you out for the broad day light stealing. How do you intend to make 70k on top one item biko nu?
I once saw a USED smart TV she posted for 250k
Something that you will buy foreign used from importers at Alaba for 90k


Every fashion designer on Instagram don upgrade, 20 to 30k for Nigerian made two piece, even thrift sef na from 10k
Instagram vendors sha

If its not greed, then tell me what it is. Surprisingly, they are making good sales, but the profit is tantamount to ill-gotten wealth, which is of no value.

I don't even know how best to qualify those thrift vendors. Las Las, na to look and pass.


Then the one that annoys me the most is the wanton sales they carry out almost on a daily basis, with sales price is higher than market price.

Nnemuka:
Wow... Lucky you. My go to page is always jiji.
You can get way cheaper items there than on Instagram. My husband is usually shocked each time I tell him the price I buy some of my utensils and gadgets.
I will never buy anything on Instagram, I just go there to look at pictures and compare prices. The economy is not smiling and people need to be smart.

Exactly, IG is strictly for feeding my eyes on what's new and trending.

Same goes for the bespoke fashion outlets. There is a page that sells a two piece with bralet set for 30k averagely. It didn't cost me up to 12k to get something similar with a better quality fabric. Las Las na **** dey shop from IG

pocohantas:
They do. Her page is the fastest selling.
When my friend was relocating abroad, that lady priced their items like say na crayfish. She priced their dining table down to 110k. Dining of 250k. Then she posted it for 180k. My friend wan mad.

She called me asking what she can do. I told her to sell it off herself and tell the lady to bring it down from her page. It caused fight, but she no fit use gun collect am. I know what it took me to upgrade my space. Na just time e take, but I did the work myself.

Brand new inbuilt cooker na over 100k. Foreign used is 70k on IG. I got mine for 18k. I almost ordered from Abutex o. Somehow I ran into a man that offloads those things. He didn't know what is inbuilt cooker, but it was right there in front of him. He was even angry I confused him by calling it inbuilt. He said it is tabletop.

Heyaaaaa

Declutter business is the new (ill-gotten)oil money. I have been wondering if the owner of that declutter page uses j*j* on clients or maybe clients are/were too lazy to do their own research. Strangely, she has disabled comments on her page. I wonder if all is well.

dazzlingd:
I’m not the one to give an example to you.

It all depends on the ability of your mind to explore and begin to search for answers.

The earth we live is just one solar system, and there are trillions of solar system in this galaxy alone. Each solar system has their own planets…. Meaning the number of planets in this galaxy alone is in their gazallions.
Then the number of galaxies we have are uncountable, each galaxy with trillions of solar systems and you think the only solar system among uncountable solar systems that will miraculously have life is earth alone.?

NASA and others spend billions of dollars yearly in space exploration, you think they are just taking pictures of moons?

The universe is ageless, have been running for billions and billions of years… and you miraculously think that’s not enough time for uncountable events to have taken place?

Please start reading and watching videos on ancient civilizations, archeology and astronomy, these are everywhere for people who seek knowledge to see, they are not fables, these are real?
You will realsize that there have been ancient civilizations on earth with super advanced technologies that we can’t even replicate with modern science in 2023.
You can take a tourist visa and visit some of these places yourself, you can start from. Egypt and see the pyramids. The builders of these pyramids knew the mass of the earth, and the pyramids points to important constellations in the galaxy, indicating their homes.

If you think humans just woke up somewhere and made up gods like Thor, sango, Odin, osumare, Isis, and all cultures of the world made up stories about their gods coming from the sky, then you haven’t been paying attention.
Different cultures have drawings of images that are like men coming down from space crafts and all.

Read about events like Rosewell crash in New Mexico, read and watch as many videos. Watch videos of pyramids, read about Nazca lines, crop circles etc
They won’t teach you these things in schools. You have to find them yourself. Some are fake, but with time, you will begin to separate facts from fictions

Finally, the pentagon in 2020 eventually agreed that they some of the videos of ufos were real and the jets flew at amazing speed beyond human comprehension.
I have lived in US and I can tell you that an average American believe there are UFOs and aliens.
Please read and update your knowledge

Aptly said.

Sucre6:
Real redpillers don't have time for online baters against women, real red pillers don't talk much, action speaks louder, most of those noise makers here claiming red pillers here are vegetables simps in real life, the guy that preach about red pill ubunja u can't see him bantering women here, that's not what it's all about. And yes if u see my reply to this post I have blamed op for being insensitive, he should have pressed her more to know what the issue was or at least call people around her to go check up on her before she does something stupid

Your assertions have been clearly established. Cheers!

Sucre6:
This doesn't have anything to do with being a red piller, redpill didn't teach u not to be sensitive and attentive to your loved ones, he acted very childish, someone was sounding off on the phone, common sense should tell u that all wasn't well with her. But insensitiveness made him not to realise that, I am a red piller but I care about those in my life red pill didn't teach u to be insensitive, red pill teaches you not to simp around women.

Being sensitive to woman u claim you love and want to marry isn't simping, it's called caring but op was too insensitive to notice any of that, If he showed care and inquired more by calming her down, maybe, just maybe she would have opened up to him and this death could have been averted

Have you been following the red pill campaign and banters here? Do you think it stops at being stingy and mean towards women alone? I am not saying op is a redpiller, but op may have been able to get her to talk if he had pushed a little bit more or showed extra care and concern, an act that would be tagged a simp move here.

SALLYBERRY01:
Wow , I really appreciate your concerns, can I change my moniker?
I will definitely adjust and make corrections on the issues raise, thank you very much once again

You are welcome, always.

1Sharon:
If the genders were reversed, watch how they would call the girl evil and say her heavy billing made him stress and take his life

Hmmm, my sister, leave these boys with their s*lly assumptions.

SALLYBERRY01:
My ig handle is @DesignsbyAtlantic, thank you for your concern

You have good stock. I think that for every post you make here, you should include all your social media handles or you you could edit your moniker (If possible) to designsbyAtlantic. This would drive more traffic to your social media account. I don't know if its just me, but each time you make a post here, I rush off to your social media page (the first time you dropped it here,I checked the page out and followed you guys) to check out what's new. Now, imagine wanting to do that and forgetting the handle...? Sorry for the long epistle.

SALLYBERRY01:
Review from a client/customer on Nairaland, thanks for the patronage .

Please check out my thread on Nairaland

Is your IG handle atlantic ventures or designsbyatlantic? The former could be misleading.