₦airaland Forum

@babe4u,

I have sent the Prince2 material to your box. The PMBOK (Project Management Body Of Knowledge) is too large and could not go.

Where are you based? This could help in directing you where to get the PMI mandatory training. Don't mind those people; any certified PMP can train you. Thats the rule.

If you need more help that I can handle, you could reply through my addy. Cheers.

Both are Ok but I think engineering has an edge over science. An engineer can stand in for a scientist but it can't work the other way round. If you are still now satisfied, you may consider sending me a mail via kashimanjero@yahoo.com.

Cheers.

@skybaba,

I beg to disagree with you that people in naija should go for prince2. Prince2 is just IT tailored and does not mean that it is more acceptable. PMI is more mature and detailed (though some times, gets too detailed)

I agree that prince2 is the baba in UK but definitely not in naija. I stand to be corrected.

Cheers

My dear Nairalanders,

I have some sizeable number of shares in Mutual Benefits. Should I offload now or is there still prospect for the share prize? Kindly advise

If all you said were true, then, know that she was not meant for you. Though it is not outrightly impossible she might have genuine motive, it is safer to avoid her intimacy. Getting down with her is not a 'sweet revenge'. No matter what you felt for her in the past, it must be under firm control now. If she never liked you for who you were, how can you guarantee she will remain with you if something happens to what you are now? Her friend or whatever could not have been able to influence her if she felt anything for you.

If you decide to 'deal' with her, remember you are not there by your might - the amatuer built the ark but the professionals built the Titanic. It is not to he that runneth, ! Try not to offend the wrong people especially, the supernatural. She is not your foe. Maybe; just maybe, you were not meant for each other. Its that simple.

It is very heart-breaking that our girls now window-dress for the ready-made guys. It is a sad reality

Keep it cool pal

What sort of idleness is this?

I doubt that. Read the following:

P-Square VS P.Boiz!!!
There's the imminent Plantation Boiz Album, Now, there's also the highly anticipated 3rd album from P-Square. Which one of these two groups will take the crown this year?
Last week I gave y'all an exclusive little insight on the P.Boiz. This week, lets play catch -up with Peter & Paul.
The Bizzy Body - duo, have reportedly acquired a Multi - Million naira in-house studio for their private recording. Also, they recently concluded an African tour. Their upcoming LP will reportedly be mixed in Canada, the videos reportedly to be shot in America, London, & Canada. They might even leave their current marketer, T.Joe, further validating rumours that there is controversy brewing between both Parties. Marketing rights for the new album, however will be granted to the highest bidder. (Remember a previous edition when I hinted P-Square might have acquired a house in Lekki? Well info reaching us indicates that the boiz, have opted for a 6 - bedroom crib in Omole Phase 1, Ikeja instead). Tracks to look out for form their upcoming album include; 'Still That Special Man', and 'No One Like You'.
Hmm, they've both got some similarities haven't they? Check it; both albums are as of yet untitled, both are under enormous pressure (P.Boiz are staging a highly anticipated controversy plagued comeback, P.Square are currently the best R&B group In Nigerian prepping their 3rd album). But would numbers, or star power play the deciding factor here? (One group has 3 members, the other two. One group is solely a team, the other is a combination of successful solo artistes)

Source: Vibeweekly.

greatfiso:
we can work together if you don't mind. i need a partner for a mega idea maybe you should just contact me on 08027651190.

I wonder what mega idea 250k should be able to finance. Do you mind sharing it?

@post,

Go for PMI. They remain the best, with world-acknowledged standards and best practices. Rigorous, but worth it.

@enolase,

The transporters use buses, and not cars. I think seun meant cars for private use, and not commercial commuter/haulage vehicles.

@Post,

Kindly check the category of your posts before proceeding. This should have been in politics if I am not wrong.

Ecobank has the highest number of shares in Nigeria; Unity Bank 'united' the highest number of banks in Nigeria. They will go places

@linkinbaby,

Your dad works with Access as ET

@post,

Your post is the most annoying post I have ever come across!!!!!! You have simply shown that you are a playboy. Can you imagine? She only gave you her number and you think she's cheap? You are an under-achiever! You think you have gotten something abi? How old are you by the way? You expected her to refuse giving you her number? What exactly do you want?

That was really disappointing So you encourage women to be acting hard? Playing hard to me, does not add any value. Infact, it pisses me off.

If you have insinuated to the girl that she is cheap then, you owe her king-size apology! I don't think you are contemporary. This is the 21st Century man.

Yes, Diamond is good because of the $130M placed by private investors. It is only that it is scarce to get. Nascon is almost saturated now and cannot do much. Nat. Cable is at 2.24NGN today and has been like that for a very long time.

Can we be arranging updates guys?

Sinerely, this could be tough. Lets analys very optimistically:

You are 25. He is in his finals. The Nigerian university calendar ends sometime in August (or there about). He goes for Youth Service batch 'A' 2008/2009. By then, you would be 27. He picks up a GOOD job immediately and takes another year to be ready - get a house, make it a little habitable and save up a little to start the rites. It is assumed he is the last in a well-to-do family so, takes care of nothing but himself. By the time he pays your bride price, you would probably be 28. Wonderful!

But check out the following risks:

1) he is delayed in school (maybe got an extension).
2) his school system gets twisted and service is delayed for one year
3) he is through with NYSC and fails to get a job in the next one year (to say the least)
4) he finishes and grabs a low-paying job (say 30-40k)

Analysis:

1 or 2 or 3 only = No much harm if (a) no suitors are coming
                                                      (b) your family is loving and accomodating

4 only = No much harm if you are working with good pay.

Any two of the three happening together +you are working = You are in a very tight corner

All 4 + you are working = The love plane is stalled and is bound to crash.

My dear, think wisely. You are a lady of action. People stay in courseless relationships because they lack the ability to face reality. He might be the 'love of your life' but, there are many guys who are able to make you happy. Love is cardinal but, marriage has to do with mature mind and mature pocket. I feel you but,  this is very critical.

I do farting competition with my babe. When ever I fart, she would try to 'revenge' and vise versa. You know, in the initial stages, we were behaving ourselves. I go use style comot go offload and make sure say no traces dey follow. But now, the louder and longer, the more points you get

I cannot forget one morning she was in the bedroom and I was coming in and in the passage, I percieved something like rotten egg or dead rat or, heaven knows. I told her I suspected a dead animal or that milk spilled on the rug. Sincerely, I never thought she farted. I was busy searching for the cause; she even came out and was pretending to help out.

It was after a furtile search that she told me she was the culprit. I almost fainted; I had to lock her up in the toilet for some time.

So my people, girls fart in mean ways and, there is no harm in farting in his/her presence if you have gotten very familiar and natural with each other.

One love.

@post,

Are you a black belt

@lawyerchap,

Good talk. Infact, the most impressive contribution on this trend. If one can use one's broker and then be getting updates from Dr. Eteng, it would be splendid. I am really concerned with the daily high/low prices because some brokers seem to be always able to buy shares at the highest price and sell at lowest.

Truely, Eteng does not have a formal training but I think informed endulgence and knowledge acquisition might have propelled him into being a formidable consultant. If he would be giving tips and fact regularly at the said subscription, it is OK.

One more thing, I don't quiet understand the profit part. Does it mean that only your initial deposit is reinvested or do you have the liberty to reinvest compoundly (poor grammar?)?

Meanwhile Dangote sugar closed at 43.00 NGN today.

Good work pal.

Nairalanders,

I have been hearing this saying that Christianity is not a religion. I have heard it from grounded, educated christians but they have not been able to make me understand that concept.

Pal, is there anyone who can shed more light on this? I would like to be educated.

Cheers

If you want to become a Computer Engineer, then you must have to go for at least, four-year tertiary institution training, and acquire B.Eng. There is no short cut

But if on the other hand, you want to become computer 'engineer' then go to all these makeshift training centers and learn computer appreciation, assembly, installation, troubleshooting and 'stand out' with computer networking

With these, you will end up with screw drivers, crimping tools, LAN testers, etc.

When they ask Computer Engineers who know algorithms, Memory architecture, logic/digital signal, processor design, assembly language, etc to come out, you will be no where to be found

Best of luck dude.

@post,

Have they changed the spelling of INTERVIEW to intaviu? Just curious

@post,

Take it easy. It happens a couple of times and coincidentally, my experience was with Fedex as well. They kept sending the message back and forth. Just know that most disappointments are blessings.

I feel you pal

Be it pidgin, broken or queen's, what matters is: use them accordingly! It is fun if you can communicate with the 'lingua franca' and your mother tongue fluently. For me, I speak, read and write them with high acceptability

When I started work, I was really upset with the way my superiors were blowing pidgin and I felt it was well below standard. But when they want to speak queen's english, you discover you are not their match! I mean, if you have never seen them before and you talk to them on phone, you will think they are britons.

I have been to top organisations and seen directors blowing pidgin. The funny thing is that they start even as soon as they are out of the interview room!!

Obasanjo blows it to my admiration. That does not stop him from communicating in standard English. Know what? If you resort to queen's try as much as possible to minimise your errors. Simple. Know where to be queen or area!!

One love all.

Management Trainee+35yrs+@yahoo.com = SCAM! To your tents Oh Israel!!!!!!!!!

@post,

you xpect him 2 b without female friends? Lets c

@boysam,

you are sounding like the 'BOSS' already

I think you need to rephrase your post with some sense of passion if you wish to get any positive response.

Readjust.

@mystikal,

Yes, it makes a lot of sense for you to go for CAPM considering your experience but, I advise you train for PMP because you have more exposure. Moreover, both are about the same price.

Contact @edoyakk on 08033334439. He will tell you all you need to know about PM training here in Lagos. They are good at it.

Hope this helps.

@shalwz,

I can drop it in your mailbox if provided.

The greatest joke I have ever heard

I wonder what suggested that to you. Why not you create an email and discard it after the 'discussion'? You think you have become a consultant? We shall see how 'FAR' you have gone in PM with that PRINCE2 you downloaded . Just a little time will tell. Some butterflies think they are birds

I conjure