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blazingblender:
My friend go and sit down
Your girlfriend is the one who doesn't deserve you sef
You are having phobia travelling on Nigeria road
Asif the country you live in you guys fly around..
Secondly I believe the abroad you are even talking about may be one of this closeby African countries like Cotonou
Si if you don't come back home where do u wanna retire??
Or you think we living here are asshol*$?

You really dung of brain...You post is as empty as ur brain

Guys trust me ,this OP is still going back to her...he looks simp and pathetic though

What your gf do is really annoying tho...bt her excuse could be true or trying to play a game

Ok

donborg:
If I can't do it, then she is for the streets....
Life goes on.

you making point...life goes on

donborg:
You don't need help bro. You caused it.

Our forefathers used to say that he who disvirgined a girl has made her a LovePeddler.

You made her a LovePeddler so deal with.

I advise you put the ring on it or get her pregnant

As if you can do it

Op... I guess you av scarcity mind set dat you might nt get another young sexy ass looking bae right...well don't be a simp ,let her go and you will get another one...
Moreso she's still young,,so marriage isnt even in her calendar for nw unlike you...

francisabara:
Normal thing.

Abeg I need today's prediction... Make I double money

Because dem be chicken right?

Idiot what's the big deal here

holsconcept:
If u actually believed God can change SS to AS, stick to your belief. Only time will tell.

Nothing like dat...God isn't magician

rtdCivilservant:
What makes u people think this shit posted by the Op is real? Even if it is real, the op is a very stupid human being because I wonder what he wants us to do with the trash. Must we bring every rubbish online?

Go and kill your seff werey

Nw tell me ,what will gain from having sex with another person's wife??Oga move on...We have hundreds of pussy out there... moreso put urself in her husband position,do you think he will be happy with this?? Assuming she's still single well I will say no big deal bt isn't...You better don't don't go to ur grave bt your time...I'm nt here to advice you tho cos I know av you already decided...

prinsam30:
I don't reach house dey knack my dinner in peace, I no dey for radarada abeg

Lolzz

prinsam30:
I know say players get issues buh this coach cum worst the situation how can u be changing players position anyhow and u expect to beat loserful how e wan take happen abeg, dalot is good from the right, wanbisaka is a piece of shît, telles should av started from the left, Bruno shouldn't av started, mata instead, this coach is a confusionist, ur playing 5man defence forgetting that maguire is there to help the opposition...

I just go waste my 100naira for nothing, I dey road dey go my house abeg I no fit watch that nonsense second half

Lol I hope you don reach House..#ynwa

Well nothing new..have seen a lady having sex with another guy ...5 days to her wedding...

Obviously this bae isn't interested in you... perhaps she didn't want to say no because she's thinking you can still be of benefit to know..

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

But wait oo,una no dey Bleep?? Coz you no write ham for here too

Entprys:
See miscalculation o. Why not buy big deep freezer and stand-by gen.
Deep her inside

You are really a fool ,dung of Brain idiot... Perhaps you can use your family members for ritual too ,since you can calculate better

You should av bought a news paper page and write it there.. Idiot....

So finally Mr Eazi don get access to dey Bleep this girl,,cos my mind they tell me say den never Bleep b4

How is the relationship nw

wheelbarrow as part of the state government’s youth empowerment programme...hummm isoky

Have you ever been caught while having Sex?Share your experience,Lets laugh together

Shydon:
I'm presently 'dating' one (in her own mind sha). She is so addicted to impressing her contacts on social media with makeup of different kinds. Babe will upload short clips of herself twerking on whatsapp (with her face hidden though) or their outings with guys to eateries. Buh will deny having anything to do with the guys whenever I playfully ask her; that they're her friends' boyfriends. She is extremely good in bed sha. In her own little mind, I'm reserved for marriage. In other words, I'm her 'retirement package' from slaying and sampling different d*cks.

Some girls mumu walai... How on earth will a guy agree to settle down with you when he knows you're unrepentantly 'over exposed', an obvious slay queen? You have nothing to offer apart from your over used hole

She recently thought she could play me bcoz of the way I talk senses into her whenever she messed up. She wanted to upload in her whatsapp status some twerking clips, she ignorantly thought blocking me would prevent me from seeing it. It's funny. I saw it and signalled to her about it. She rushed and deleted it. It's amusing sha.. How some girls will want to eat their cakes and still have it. I swear some girls really have fish brain.

It's actually a herculen task getting the right girl to marry these days. Slay queens everywhere!!!

So you two are still together??

Is she the only beautiful bae in the world??

Michelle70:
Ok, nobody should call him a simp. Most of us went through worse, we tried to keep a relationship that we should have let go but things didnt work.

U are free to cry, feel sad, be traumatized and even contemplate suicide, but if you ever pick up ur broken pieces and move on from it (which u will definitely do), pls do not allow things like this again.

If a lady/guy threaten to break up with u, make sure she/he doesn't threaten u twice, ones is enough to close her/his chapter for good and never accept her/him back, nobody has the right to come in and out of ur life as they please, ur heart is not a brothel.

Forgive the dude, he is going through a phase, I went through it too.
Right now, only money has the right to tell u "u will regret losing me" oh, ishilove u also have that right

Alaye kip,it's a great simp

The whole community will knw Abt d break-up

Werey

Try to read books bt not silently,read it out tho..

You really Simp....