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i am looking for a site to buy at a low price. if you have any, dm me

to make the groom look good

Hintona:
He's right

ban those silly zee world and Korean series

and replace them with what.
1. you will have accident, hit your head on the steering. in hospital they will bandage your leg
2. sex scene is under bed-sheet
3. before car will reach you you will fall already
4 you will die with low cut your spirit will come with punk
5. ghosts will check left and right before crossing road.
i can go on and on

Chiefqueenn:
Keep your fvck

why?

i know that love is blind. but is it really this blind and have no sense of smell?

gracegrace668:
Hello everyone. Please, I'm not a newbie on NL. I opened this account to protect my identity.

I never thought I'd use this word to ever describe myself. Sadly, I am an alcoholic. It has taken me a great deal of embarrassment and pain to finally come to this conclusion.

I'm a female in my early 20's. One of the first things people comment on when we have a conversation is how intelligent I am. Good enough, I fair well academically and have done so for as long as I can remember. There is this dark side of me however. I am an alcohol addict.

I've read about my condition, especially at times when I swear I would never indulge in excessive drinking anymore. A person like me is called a functioning alcoholic. I started drinking as a way to forget some emotional and troubles but as I see, this in no way helps especially longterm.

I drink everything from wine, spirits to liquor. I go out with friends that drink. I go out to drink alone. I buy some alcohol to drink at home. I go from laying on the bed to walking out to buy alcohol. I just drink, drink and drink. I'm very ashamed of this. Sincerely, I want to stop. I want to make more meaningful decisions and relationships.

Please, how do I go about this? What can I do? Is there someone/a Group that helps with this kind of condition? Please help me.

Please help me move this to the permanent site. I'll be reading for suggestions.

alcoholism is not a disease to cure, its a symptom for you to manage. all you is will power. reduce the amount of intake by 50%, then 30% then 10%.people always drink alcohol throughput their lifetime and they live long lives

Quelme:
Let's see how this pans out.
The Iranians are giving the top guns a good run for their money.

there is only one difference why they haven't handled Iran. its humanity.
if they are ruthless like Iran, they would deploy all their nukes and annihilate
Iran. and iran is using that weakness against them

odave:
Now if he plays in U20 some people go dey shout say na football age... See how the guy dey progress

exactly people don't know that if you are an athlete your body grows big and the testosterone level increase a lot. they just shout its a lie

queenxey1:
If she says " I'm sorry" even when she knows she is right, My brother Marry her. Ladies like that are only 15 in Nigeria

CHAI!!!! only 15 keep one for me

Firefire:
Buhary is a tyrant cum terrorist. The guy I quoted is a brainwashed elements who earlier supported the terrorist in Aso rock to continue detaining Al-Zakzaky.

Read between the lines...

on this much i agree with you

Firefire:
Yeye statement

before i say anything I am a christian. your reasoning is poor. don't you know rights of human beings?. imagine you were arrested for years now, no prosecution. you are just left i prison to rot. how would you feel.
if a police arrests you now with no charge then you will be saying police are abusing their power. power intoxicates

yoruba1914:
so you mean there are no black girls in the us and uk? There is a sizeable amount of blacks in the west. Its more like a competition if your a black and you have money to have a white gf. And to your question, yes I had my masters abroad

so he should leave his house, someone he really likes and go find a black person where ever the person is and say i like yo because you are black? what if the black person is a gold digger or a psycho. with this your reasoning you are racist and can never travel outside nigeria

na to forge this signature sure pass

simonlee:
saw that too...with a meme of dogs waiting to get laid!

hahahahahahaha

rottennaija:
Ighalo is really a poor finisher. His movement in the box is really poor.

ighalo did very well against cameroon and south africa to assist play ad good movement off the ball

what's next going to drain the water from the lagoon becos people use it to commit suicide

Timil:
Good day Nairalanders I'm Jay (psuedonym) by name and I need your candid advice please bear with me if my writeup is long.

Several thoughts have been running through my mind all day and I've been trying to get an answer within but none is forthcoming. Flash back to some few months ago there's this girl I met in school, she's sweet, lovely and she's got everything I want in a woman, we started talking and we got to know each other.

During one of our conversations she told me about a particular guy of the Aiye confraternity who has been hitting on her but she claimed its nothing to be worried about so I waved it aside.

Few months later she gave in and gave me a yes, precisely six weeks ago but on the 7th of this month (Sunday). She told me a friend of hers decided to take her out only to discover that its a gathering organised by some gang members to celebrate their annual anniversary (7/7).

She said she met some other gang members who has been hitting on her there, according to her claim she said nothing transpired between her and the members of the secret society but during the convo I got to know that apart from the other guy in Aiye there are also two other cult guys from different gang who are also after her.

I didnt take it as much of a big issue I just told her to be careful of friends and people she moves with. Sunday went by and today (Wednesday) after lectures while hanging around the school premises she showed me two other gang members who had approached her and who still holds an interest in her making it 4/5 or more cult guys who are hitting on her.

From that moment I wasn't at ease but she didn't seem bothered or disturbed like I do infact she was still getting cosy and all loved up with the PDA despite the fact that I was trying not to draw attention at that very moment.

When I got back to my hostel while thinking of what to do I remembered that two-three weeks before we started dating I had a nightmare in which some gang members were after my life.

I thought of the nightmare and the current circumstance I am and I can see some sort of relation I've been thinking whether to continue the relationship or end it even though its still young, fresh and filled with love.

Please Nairalanders I need your advice on this, thanks for your help.

the day you go fvck up ehhh. oti baje

godwinony:
The salary bro...teams like Wolverhampton, Leicester and Everton pay better than Atletico Madrid, Valencia and co... don't be surprised he might be earning €5,000 in Villareal while his mates in the English clubs aforementioned are earning over £50,000 ..

exactly last season epl teams played so well just. look at man city style of play, Chelsea, arsenal under emery, man u, tottenham, everton, wolves, Leicester, Bournemouth, newcastle. they all played so well better than other leagues

9ja 3 0

OLAADEGBU:
What is the age of consent in Nigeria?

13

i go draw rain

lexyman:
we need Mikel to slow down the tempo of the game against bafana banana ... we can't join them to run like Headless chicken , we need some one to tell them the direction to run and stabile the team where its necessary , ... he was issued against cameroun .... mikel was supposed to replace IWOBI in that encounter

finally someone who understands football. they just think you will press for the entire 90 minutes. you need someone who will pick up the pace if the game is slow and slow the game if it too fast just like Michael carrick did at Manchester united

so ass wey i dey trip for no be real chai!!! SMH

Tolexander:
“President Buhari doesn’t read” - Rotimi Amechi 2019

Look at his eyes very well, he is sleeping. Just pretending like he is reading

him com take pishure for instagram and his loyal as$ lickaers

mekuso89:
My auntie did it to me but i will not call it rape cus my thing was up and strong even when she finished i was still up and strong so thinking about it now i cant call it rape and at the same time i dnt knw the english way to describe the whole matter

statutory rape

Ajoboss:
Abeg who understand weytin d guy dey even talk self

him dey speak twi ghana language

Ajoboss:
D heart of man is desperately wicked..
Only God knows who's telling d truth
Me,wot do I even know
....sips krest

krest kres krest. dem send you today

Drabeey:
I will offer that good man

www.nairaland.com/attachments/9701586_screenshot20190624193027342com_jumia_android_jpeg8061084716d36ea1ddad3b3130fce877

mine is sniper

TheFacelessMan:


I am almost 60 years old but that tall slim girl had some Viagra-like effects on me

Exhibit : Picture 2


Let me do my own VAR.

Confirmed. No. 6, Johnson did something to my Johnson

her name is estelle johnson

Harmored:
the person recording is a sheep too

na you go come later pishure or adonbilivit. now wey dem give u pishure u dey yarb d pesin

you are so screwed

Aston martin