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@sil
that your story dey lame o, its k-leg is too bad. So you get to her place, see a guy on her bed and you too, you went to sit down beside her, didnt ask the guy who he was, cmon, we don pass kindergarten now.  

and if ure so poor and broke like you claim, you dont need someone to tell u what to do if there was really an offer.

Methinks - ure trying to imagine how  much your gf is worth to you,, whether you would let her go for 1mil or not, thats if u really have a gf o, sorri

@GL
well spoken girl, well spoken.
God Bless U!!

@nobledaine
YES!!!! You said it right

@me,myself

for once i think i agree wit 4play to an xtent, but you're who u think you're, so if u think you're like lil'kim and dress and act like her, well, u'll be treated like her but if u think u'd lik to bcum lik Condeleezza Rice, and carry yourself with dignity etc, well i guess u'll be treated with respect.
disagree?

You know what, I have a lotta respect for Condeleezza Rice. Shes got the brains. Her CV shows it. And her dressing/physical appearance backs up what she has on her CV.

What if she dressed up like Britney Spears? or lil Kim. would that present a better image for America?

@desiree

They is nothing wrong with ladies dressing the way they want, there is no direct link between the way you dress and the respect you earn from a man. Most dumb guys will disrespect you just for the very fact that you are a woman anyway regardless of the way you dress.

I beg to disagree. There is ofcourse a direct-link between you and the way you dress, whether you are a man or a woman. I mean, whats the whole point of education. Its to teach you right judgement, and that appeals to all areas from the professional aspect, to the family and to self.

Especially for the female sex, dressing is linked to the respect she gets from a man.

@dominobaby

Dress d way u want to bn ADDRESSED!!

GO, Go, Go

@LadyB, @Hotstepper, @babymine
Preach it on

@mamaput

If my daughter will not even look at you ,talk less of talking to you . how will a man be able to disrespect her

1) She doesnt have to look at all the men in the environment before they look at her.
2) She doesnt even have to associate with anyone before they disrespect her,
U know what i mean, first Impressions. Ladies that creates sensual firs-impressions of themselves get disrespect.

@DesertBomb
what goes around comes around!!

@manakins
@olembe

so your sisters are postage stamps too?
i believe you guys each have a mom.

As @hotstepper said, its only foolish girls that allow you to treat them like that.

@keele
is it by force that she must allow you to touch her body?

na wah o,

@girls

Besides any guy just getting to know a girl will tell u that u should not treat her too nice all the time because she'l take u for granted

just wandering, is it true?

@helen123
I was just thinking: for this your friend, didnt she change her surnname after she got married?, as in why should she be referring to it as "my husbands name".

If I was the wife, my husbands name is my name!, abi

@Seun

I want to agree with you.  We lost our best member - her husband simply told her to stop participating

Who are you talking about?



YES!!, I want to get married. Mrs. Kimba, are you there?

@Afeni
You are sick!!!

@Akani

Have seen it! people eat eba /fufu with cook beans.some tasted ok but i believe its abnormality

I think its great. I first ate it in Ghana and since then, O boy, i love it.
Ofcourse, the Eba/fufu would not be hard like stone o, i mean a little soft and then the beans too(ewa riro- beans riro) has a little water. You know what, I just discovered I dont know the meaning of "ewa riro" in English,

@cutiepie18

i am so addicted to just eating gari like itz some real food~ i just sit there munching on it not even with water i mean soaked gari ~ i just eat it dry like that ~ i hrd it causes chest pain but iono y i am so addicted to it.

Sister, its like you want to start using eye-glasses very soon, or are you already using it.
To make things better, why not add some red-oil to it and eat it with a spoon instead.

Im not addicted to White Rice and Okra soup(draw soup), but I like it.

@jpeg
if your real location is Sweden and a certain Jerome from MTN Help-desk Nigeria calls you, then me-thinks its 419.

Sometimes, if I have to(coz of the nature of my job), Yes, I go to work on Sunday. Theres nothing wrong with going to work on Sunday as long as its work, and not because you really didnt want to go to Church.
How about Medical personel. They have to go to work on sundays too.

And especially in Nigeria, if all the bus/taxi drivers went to church, how would the church goers go and to/come back from church?

@Rolly

Seun said

Besides, if you are a man and you are to hire a secretary, won't you prefer to hire an attractive lady?

ive actually seen a lady manager that had a male secretary.

@oldGlory
you said you shipped a car yesterday(Ford Explorer Limited Edition ) and it cost you $1,500? and that my 94/95 model civic would cost $3000 in shipping? why the great disparity.

Ok, how about a more recent, like 2000 Honda civic version, or the latest. how much would it cost, and how much is the shipping.

@jonpinjeff
[size=18pt]Give your life over to Jesus and you wont be needing the code!!![/size]

@trailblaze

If we talk about moderation in drinking when should a christian stop? after how many bottles? ANd does it apply to everyone or is it as much as your faith can carry.
someplace in proverbs talks about giving strong drink to kings which will cause them to pervert justice.
If you say go on and drink, do you drink for medicinal issues like Paul told Timothy or you are shacking to have a nice time in the midst of unbelieving friends.
If it is okay for a Christain to take Alcohol where then is the differetiating line between someone who claims to be a christain and someone who doesn't have the slightest faith.
Before you act remember, whatever you will do that will make your brother to fall , you are supposed to stay away from such. At least for the other person's sake

Preach it on!!!!!

@dearzi
Preach it on Sister.

@Afeni

And if you are some how implying that the cause of my "temporary paralysis" is the work of mythical demons that wage battle against an all powerful God

Nope, thats not what im implying.

Im just saying that since it appears you have a challenge, you should be able to take it to your god of "human stupidity" who could profer a solution.

@Ajisafe

@ Kimba,
I am not an atheist. I believe in God, but not the way you believe. Also I believe that your bible is definitely not the word of God. I'll show it to you -- just be patient.

@Reverend

Your rants and raves are becoming more and more futile and feeble by the hour. I have never said that I do not believe in God. I have only ever said that I do not believe that the bible is the word of God.

The Bible was not handed to mankind by God, nor was it dictated to human stenographers by God. It has nothing to do with God. In actuality the bible is the word of a group of men during the 4th century.

My disbelief of the Bible is founded on a pure and religious belief in God; for in my opinion the Bible is a gross libel against the justice and goodness of God, in almost every part of it.

TayoD said it right

Dear Reverend,

Yours is a reverend without a Revelation.  Of you it is written "If the blind lead the blind, shall not they both end up in the ditch?"  (paraphrase).  If you do not consider the Bible the word of God why waste your time and the time of your lost sheep setting up a church?  Though I'm convinced that your establishment is only a church by name and not in character, but please, have pity on those blind folks even if you don't have on yours.

You just started a thread on this forum recently about God and Erection.  In it, you quoted profusely from the Bible and you attributed what you said to God.  Are you not confused and trying to confuse others.  Do you just pick and choose what your parochial mindset wants from the Bible as if you are in the supermarket?  God has given you a choice.  It is either ALL or NOTHING.

@Jagunlabi
You completely pulled the Bible apart on your post "CONFUSION" at
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3271.96.html
but you know, many people go to the University and when they feel they "know everything", too much knowledge makes them mad.
THE BIBLE, THE WORD OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD, WILL NEVER MAKE MEANING TO YOU IF IT DOES NOT DESCEND FROM YOUR HEAD INTO YOUR HEART.

@Reverend

@ Logical

I do not hate Muslims at all. I hate the fanaticism of the Islamic religion and it's very manipulative and repressive nature!

I promise to get back to you with an answer to your questions when I have a couple of spare minutes!

Cheers

The Rev.

1) You hate Islam
2) You believe in God.
which God? the God that told you of revelations of Jesus and his erection, the God that told you he was gay, the god that has a relationship with mary, and the god of which you are his representative of earth pastoring the kinky church of mary magdalene?

How could you be so confused?

@Mr. Felcher

@ Logical

The simplest reason I have for believing in God, is that if he does not exist, where does love come from? I don't mean attraction, but sacrificial love. The love a parent feels for a child. It is beyond instinct!

Which God are you talking about. I think since you can understand the love that your jesus felt for mary magdalene, you should be able to explain the "but sacrificial love. The love a parent feels for a child." which is beyond your instinct. Please, which child did she give birth to? was his name Reverend?

@Logical

Yeah its logical, because I am afraid of hell,

You havent even started on this "Belief in God" thing.

@TayoD

Worshipping God because of fear of going to hell is called FEAR, and you know what?  God is Love and perfect law casts out fear.  In other words, there aint no God in what you say.
I worship God because I love Him, and I love Him because He first loved me

Word UP!!!

@Ajisafe

@ Reverend,
What's wrong? How can a learned person like you turn this way? It made no sense at all. You're the only one asking questions and simultaneously answering them.

Two learned people that believe in God but not in the Bible. Yet both of them can't understand each other.

@jagunlabi

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And Ajisafe: you find solace and self-congratulations in jagunlabi simply because he feeds your agenda.
I feed not his agenda.

So we were thinking Ajisafe fed jagunlabi's agenda,
so we were thinking jagunlabi fed ajisafe's agenda,
so Jagunlabi said he is not feeding ajisafes agenda,

question to AJISAFE:
Jagunlabi is not feeding your agenda, are you feeding his?

and honestly: can the three of you crew leaders: ajisafe, jagunlabi and mr. felcher(alias false reverend) come up with a common point? here are some questions:
1) All of you claim to believe in God. Am i right or wrong
2) All of you don't believe in Jesus? am I right or wrong
3) What stake do you Jagunlabi and Ajisafe have in Mr. Felchers KinkyChurch, are you in his management team.
3) All of you say NO to Christianity(and the Bible) and Islam(and the Quoran). am I right or wrong,
4) Does your own god have a name? what is his/her/their/its name?
5) How do you relate to your God(worship, pray, have fellowship with)
6) What have you gained/lost from your faith, and what will anyone that follows your suit gain/loose, what is your own personal testimony.

@mlks_baby
its like you don't know Mr. Felcher(the false reverend), Jagunlabi, Ajisafe and their "crew". But i just found something new about them.

@Afeni
Should you say something foul for every reply you make?
and maybe its because of your faith in human stupidity that you cant exactly lay hands on the cause/cure of your experience of "temporary paralysis".

@Ontop
thank you!. You said it right

But when God fights your battle, there is no devil that can touch you.

@Rottweiler

Our protection only comes from God almighty through Jesus christ. You are completely protected when you abide completely by his words.

@beyunce1
what if she said she were going to a black garment church? would that make more difference?

hi krysty
all is well. That youve come here on NL is an evidence that you havent gotten to the end of your rope. As long as you are still out of the grave, there is still hope.

As you have been advised, you could share your problems with us(no experts here but at least we could try and help), and since you choose not to do so publicly, u might want to email someone that has an email address in his/her profile. They could offer you advise. If you are still hesitating, do you go to church? see your leaders in the church? do you have relatives, older ones, share your struggles with them. They can sure give you an advice.

If all fails, remember, Jesus never fails. He has never failed. I have failed, people around me had failed me before, but Jesus, He hasnt. I have been in so many situations before and NL is not enough for me to share how I thought i had come to the end of everything, and didnt know what to do again, until I sat down and allowed God to take control. He didnt slacken.

If you are still sitting in your drivers seat and expecting God to tell you where next, then you might be missing something. Why not let him take over the driving, and you take the back seat, take off your shoes, relax and take a break from the hussles of trying to make two ends meet by yourself. He wont miss the way.

Remember:
Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
I Corinthians 2:9 No eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man imagined, what God hasprepared for those who love Him”

hope I helped!!

@Ajisafe
Iran is not going anywhere. Hes the kind of person giving muslims a bad-image generally in the world. Now, when you hear the word "muslim", you hear "violence". I think other muslim nations should gather together and put him to check unless Iran would soon become another Iraq.

The man should be arrested for even uttering that Israel should be wiped off the map.

Yes, America is not all together innocent, but I wont be on the side of any nation that wants to cause trouble in the world.

see his useless letter herepdf docu, a link is on this page)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4752831.stm

hhmmm
I dont have all those certifications, though, but yes, i have a virtual lab in my house, and yes, i can do all that.

Medically, women have a tendency to be smarter. Even in academics, even if the girls do not come out as first position, all the females in the class usually do very well. But really they dont use much of their brains, or should i say they are not given the opportunity to use their brain in this world we live in, coz first of all, they consider themselves as the weaker sex, they are schooled in that idea until they begin to pride and glory in it and so men take a baton on that advantage, which in turn weakens everything about them(women), especially when they start giving birth.

Tell a woman to sit down and think, she wont think, as in she wont just think.
Tell a man to sit down and think, he will think, even if it will be something totally stupid.
Leave her alone until shes in a fix, she will think, and you might be surprised all together.
Leave a man alone, until he's in a fix, thats when he stops thinking.

Yes there is what is called "Spiritual attack", just like there is what is called "Physical attack".

The problem with many people today is that they attribute everything to spiritual attack. If they, out of sheer ignorance or stupidity eat something that isnt good for their body and thereby go purging for the next 3-days, they say its a spiritual attack.

As a Christian, you shouldnt fear those kind of things(Spiritual attack), if really Gods Spirit is indwelling you.

BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS

2(two) Nigerian exports, a certain Afeni and Jagunlabi of nairaland are trying to find the way back to their roots. Discovered on the Nairaland forum, they had been talking of imports and exports of Religion. Up till now, Nigeria had always believed itself to be a major player in the Oil export market, not in religious import.

Our 2-Nigerian exported species are perhaps seeing visions that they need to return to their fatherland. Both believe that their present "Nigerian exported status" is because the religion of their fore-fathers was forced on them(their forefathers) by the British a lllloooonnngggg time ago. Unfortunately, their fore-fathers are long dead and gone. They now openly cry out that there is no God, no Jesus, no Bible, no Quoran. Even in situations where they had tried/were forced to assume that either of these faiths was truth, they have resorted to having problems with either the Bible or the Quoran.

The two Nigerian exports in question, are nowhere near the most intelligent of Nigerian exports(since 1960 or even before), who might have tried in time past to pull down other people's faith and beliefs, both in Africa and beyond. Yet it is a remarkable effort that Afeni and Jagunlabi are retracing their roots, tearing apart everything from Heaven to Hell, and / perhaps might settle for something in between. Worse is that Afeni would even insult the Nigeria he was exported from. Jagunlabi on the other hand would stay with his orisa deities.

On behalf of the Nigerian ports authorities, we would like to appeal to the governments of these Western countries where Afeni and Jagunlabi might be finding uncomfortable to allow them to please return home. We would also like to appeal to Afeni and Jagunlabi that rather than confuse themselves further with religion. Such an avenue is not the best, should they want to find their roots. The Muritala Mohammed Airport is open to everybody and with the present administration, things are been put in place to allow an easy passage into Nigeria.

thank you
Kimba, Reporting from Nairaland.

@Afeni

The Christians and Muslims use their population to push for policies that affect the State in the negative way. For instance, the Sharia law that is in the North has cost Nigeria millions of jobs. No one in their right mind would invest in a country of Islamofascist that go around implementing babaric laws. Also, the 5 years jail time for those who pratice homosexuality is total uncalled for. Just because your son of LovePeddler, and tyranical jihadist oppose the practice doesnt mean you have to force the madness onto the entire state.

The gods of the Arabs and the Europeans likes the Arabs and the Europeans. You stupid Nigerians that call yourselves Christians would make your ancestors roll in their graves. You are the worst of men.

You insult Christianity and Christians,
You insult Islam and Muslims,

I worship no one. I am not a stupid servant like the Christians or Muslims.

You insult Nigeria and Nigerians,
thank you!!!

I understand where you are coming from. At birth, your brain cells did not fuse properly. You are all grown up now and the situation cannot be helped anymore. sorry. Thats why your speech betray your birth-right, only sons of whores talk like you do.

@Reverend, Ajisafe and co, who dont believe that the Bible is the word of God, and who believe there is no God.

Read Job chapter 38, and answer all the questions there, question for question from your aethist point of view.

@Jackie24

Don't misinterpret the bible. Let's think

Quote the bible all you want, it is misread and misleading, it is misinterpreted and parts of it even fake, some peices erased from history. I do not trust the whole bible, ESPECIALLY when given only peices of it at a time.

How else can someone be so confused?

@Afeni

No, it is not a joke. I am just spreading the truth. Don't worry, time would heal the pain I have inflicted on your love Jesuu Christo.

Best of luck getting into Aryan Heaven my "Brothers and Sisters". And while you are at it, say a little prayer for your ancestors that failed to accept Jesuu Christo. After all, they will be in hell for all eternity for not accepting your one and only.

Too much of movie watching, you've already gone overboard