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@Nwoke
that your lagosautobay.com no dey work o, no other links apart from the main page are working

@old glory
Pls lets talk cars

I want a honda civic. How much would it cost. u can msg me details on my mail(profile) if u dont want to put it here

Advantages of the NYSC,
- the only good thing is that you are busy for 1-yr, thats all, but the catch is:
(1) what ure busy with - I have a friend who did his NYSC under a tree, as in that was where his office-table was. He was like a receptionist(he read B.Sc Mathematics) in a local govt office, somewhere far-north, and peepl had to sign the register before and after their appointment at the LG office. All the NYSC pics he took were under the tree.

(2) where you are posted - as a foreign grad, just go to the HQ in Abuja, and tell them you dont understand any nigerian dialect. You can choose where you wish to be posted to, most of us Chose Abuja, PH or Lag, depends on where you have relatives/accomodation. Camp is great, where all the foreign grads and JJCs gather together, begin to rap and get jigi, that doesnt mean you wont make some enemies as a result,

(3) if you can "make the necessary arrangements", tho, you could stay at home and have someone to report for you, or you can even do the service inside your house!!

(4) if you can make "a high-level-necessary arrangements", you could even fly into Nigeria after the NYSC enrollment, after the NYSC national posting, even 3-weeks after resumption, and you can still resume your own posting at Asokoro!!!

(5) With a longer leg, your NYSC discharge certficate could even be posted to you in the U.K

its Nigeria, all things are possible.

Lastly, prepare for Malaria

@hotspice
IAH said

So if the wife shows bobo where to put it, does that mean she's not a virgin?

thanks IAH, really, i would love hotspice to explain.
In this present age, I would count such a guy to be stupid, not to know where to put it.

@hotspice

A man keeps himself for marriage and hope to marry a virgin like him
he falls inlove with the woman of his dreams. he asked her if she had had sex in her life
she says no (after all na love making she do not sex )
After the wedding the man discovers that his wife is soooo xperienced(girl had to show bobo where to put it )
as a guy will u feel cheated? as a girl do u think it is fair to the guy?
goodguy if u happen to read this please tell what u would do

I believe that before the marriage, Romeo should have told Juliet all his secrets, and vice-versa, so there'll be no more secrets that need finding out after "I Do".

so first, if the marriage was based on deception like you have described, then I bet there'll be more heavy tales that would shake them both as time goes by.

but if i was the girl that had lied to my guy, and in order to still protect my past, maybe i wouldnt bother telling him where to put it. If I dont get preggy in the next 9-months then ill suggest that maybe he had put it into the wrong place the first time, thats why it didnt work, abi,

@zeb

Remember, That church is were we have  all sort of recycled people from witches and wizard to crooks &  murderass  that have been set free by God. 
And don't forget we have lots of wolfs in sheep clothing in the congregation of God,

So i think all the streets of Barcelona are so clean and tidy because all the bad-guys on the street are now in churches? At least if as you say they have been "set free by God", can't you give them a break from their past?

Anyway, truth is, Church or no Church,
- Open your eyes, open it very well,
- Open your Mind, open it very well,
- Listen to both your Head and Heart,
- Think well through your brain,
- Is the "I love you" for the Marriage-Ceremony or for Life?
- would you really commit yourself for life after saying "I Do"?
- Think about you and her 10,20,30 years from now, would you still be loving her and her loving you?

[size=16pt]Marriage is not Merry Age!!!![/size]
They are two different things

we should all understand that "nagging" is a stage of life for a woman. Even if she doesnt have grandchildren/isnt married at all, she still naggs. She would nag at neighbors etc,

As men and women get older, they tend to be very irritated with the most little things. They would complain from right to left. They would wish everything was perfect, tho they cant make it perfect themselves.

About a nagging mother in the home, as a man, its best to site mummy down, let her know what is obtainable. And if your ol-man is still around, why not ask him to come take her, or say mommy, lets go see daddy, and if it means leaving the car there, find your way back. Besides, she should know what date she whould be leaving/how long she is to stay with you and your wife, before she even arrives.

i go along with Rhea

Seriously,
I'll have to ask myself if I've been doing my job as a husband. If I can answer yes to that question without batting an eyelid, then the marriage is as good as skunk faeces.

I believe thats the starting point.

You see, there will always be a problem. If it were an house-girl, twill be the house-girl carrying your husband's baby(if you are the wife). Now since there are no robots that could do all the work like a human being would, so we still have to stick with males/females.

On a more serious note: if you have not been playing your role as the
(1)Husband to your wife,
(2) the Man in the house,
(3) the Head of the family,
(4) your wifes best friend,
(5) your wifes major and minor lover,

then you should do a serious rethink. Defnitely, the houseboy didnt rape her, unless he could have run-away, abi.

Another thing: it depends on the age of the houseboy, if your houseboy is like 10-15, and he already got ur wife preggy before you did, then your wife needs to be kicked far from your house. On the other hand, if the house-boy is 16yrs upward, then why did you employ a H-boy at that age anyway. If he doesnt have sex with your wife, he will have sex with your daughter, or with a neighbors daughter(for which you'll be accused as the host of a sex-maniac), he can beat both of you up, clean up your house and run. Same goes for house-girls too.

too many problems in this world, isnt it

Women are more jealous o, 24/7, 365d/y

Its like this: Women are even more jealous of one another, if a lady were to see another lady walking majestically with some M+A+N, just do a little experiment and watch her closely. If she was talking to you before, her eyes begin to quickly dart left and right. Its not the other guy she's looking at, shes trying to make a conclusion on the other girl, whether or not the other girl is good enough for tha DUDE, the "i wish i could be that girl" virus,

@olamide

She's the only person that makes my heart beat faster and slower all at the same time, but still I feel our relationship will not go down well with everyone. Every time I look into her eyes, I say to myself "i'm in trouble". Because I know i'm in trouble.

which kind of trouble?

or maybe there is something im not getting. From your story, its you and your cousin that are related by blood, not you and your cousins wife sister, at least before your cousin married into that family, you were not related, so whats the problem. Getting married to relations is not culturally or even medically advisable, so for me I dont see any problem,

but please, to those who say Olumide should not go ahead, can u pls explain why? any reasons behind it, and why should families frown on such relationships,

@moyoF
just like xdos said

Listen and listen good!!!
The worst thing you'll do is to sleep with your guy'z friend. It is better you sleep with some other guy outside whom your guy doesnt know than to sleep with his best frie

another thing:

wentin i go do, when my bobo's friend talk about love, i melt as in melt, , my bobo know dey romanic at all, but for the real thing he get am big!

seriously, moyoF, you yourself get one tinker tinker problem.

so while your bobo's friend is rhyming you about his love for you, he is "showing you the real thing", while still romancing you?

Was it your requirement from him, that you must see the "real thing" before you "fall in love" with him? so after doing some statistical analysis about your bobos "real thing" and that of his best friend, you gave the latter a pass mark?

haba,
girls of nowadays!!!!!!

ive always viewed racism as a state of the mind, thats on the part of the person being discriminated against.

@kilo4uall

is there something about it in the first place

Yes, definitely, ofcourse, I want to marry a Virgin.

@love 11
the way you even describe the fellow as "A Nigerian Boy, " makes me feel for the guy already,

i mean, as "A Nigerian Boy", its like the guy is hopeless already, think about it "A Nigerian Boy", it sounds funny: A Nigerian Boy

@ all

Dreadlocks?

are those the peeps called "dada" , in Yoruba tradition? or?
i mean the original "dada", not the saloon made.

@Emalie

Yes u can marry her on one condition, that u and the elder sister only dated but not had sex with each other. And if u have, am sorry , its not right to sleep with two sisters of the same blood. I beleive its kind of a bad omen. So try look else where

Abeg, what kinda Bad Omen are you referring to if someone slept with two-sisters of the same blood. Im really curious - genuine curiosity,

what if the guy never knew that they were sisters, as in he met them in different places and times

@ b e b e

IF IT AIN'T BLACK, SEND IT BACK!

Nice turn on lines there.

But i wonder: when you have kids who are matured enough to get married, would you still insist

IF IT AIN'T BLACK, SEND IT BACK?

@scondy

u know i can't help but wonder what happened to our mindsets.i`m tallking about nigerian ladies.we`ve really derailed and the worst of it is we are not aware.no girl would date a guy now except he is well paid.
come to think of it,it never used to be like that.what happened to love.
to even think that we`ve found a modern word for prostituition.we call it Runs or we call ourselves Aristo or big girls.
what happened to our morals,our values.
its time we checked ourselves and retrace our steps back to where we belong.

Is this a summary of yourself or you are speaking for all the girls on this forum, i mean are all the girls on the forum doing the Aristo stuff, have all of y'all girls lost your values and morals,

dont generalize baby, ull confuse people.

Danasco is having a great laugh behind his computer, driving all of you around Abuja with his wannabe-greatest-lover stories.

@Uchesco
ur story looks like one of those Love-stories these ray-power people read out every night and then ask for contributions from listeners,

my answer: Age doesnt matter, if they love each other, let them go ahead.

No problem, at least we are still rooting in the top-25,

that means we beat about 75% of other countries.

the majority part of her site is under-construction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive listened to some of her raps, they are cool, for a Nija girl Queen Latifa wannabe,

she'll get there!

@Eastcoast
leave Nwoke alone, his name is OluwaSeun and he says he's an Aethist, too bad!!!

@slej
You are looking for pure love from Nairaland?
abeg, give us a summary of your profile, since 1969 till now

@Uche1
which one is the 6th bed? pls expantiate

@dr.Seuss
And really, what kind of move would you want to make?

@papermoon,
feeling you

@hot-angel
is it your dads B-day or something

Between my dad and my mom, i think i love them both, i cant really choose between either of them coz theyve both got things that make them individually special to me,

luv yah Dad
Luv yah Mom

@all

Please don't crucify Trae_Z because of his post. They Olabisi guy he is referring to is telling the truth.

The idea is this: Why should Oga Mike treat his staff so shamefully, all because he's got the money. Have y'all talked to any glo-staff recently, Yes, the salary is fair enough, but most of them, by the time they leave Glo's Premises, its like a hand just loosened around their throats,

If the owner was an Oyinbo man and people would complain about bad treatment as staffs, don't you think we should be concerned, worse is if he is a Nigerian, like Adenuga.

10 CEOs in 2years is nothing to write home about, it only shows hes a bad M.D. Now since there are no labor laws that one can hang on to in Nigeria, how can the staff complain. And is it right for him to be charging you for collecting your salary, since it goes straight into DevCom Bank, and you have to pay service-charge Fee before you withdraw, hes just milking his staff, thats it. And the Government knows about it, EFCC knows about it, and they wont do anything, coz they've got their monthly perks coming in.

see what a South African has to say:

a South African said,
Hi I must say I found your site and comments interesting . I too worked for the mighty man . I was lured from South Africa with promises of a home, car and a salary paid on time etc.
What did I find , well I got the car and the apartment but the working conditions were shocking and getting paid was another story , he still owes me US $ 30 000.
I see a lot of comments regarding the treatment of the Indian staff and this was very poor but quite frankly the people I felt sorry for the most were the Nigerians who worked for him. They were treated extremely badly , I found my Nigerian colleagues to be well educated, enthusiastic,eager and keen to learn.
In return they were threatened , demeaned, abused , their confidence undermined and some cases completely destroyed.
If anything one ends up feeling sorry for Mike Adenuga he is so insecure that only he can be right , he is so frightened that he can not let anyone get on and do the very job that he employed them to do. He could have put up his network for a fraction of the price it has cost him and he would have launched sooner. The reality is that Globacom will only survive for as long as Nigerians have no other choice . Once Econet / Vmobile gets its ownership problems sorted out and especially if Vodacom /Vodaphone enter the market he will be squeezed between MTN and Vodacom two very professional , first world operators. How on earth can you expect happy,loyal customers if you do not have happy, loyal employees.
I am a great believer that every dog has his day , Adenuga's day is coming, he does Nigeria no favours and in fact seriously undermines the efforts of all the decent Nigerians with his unethical behaviour. In conclusion whether you are a local Nigerian or an expatriate understand that whatever Adenuga promises you will not be delivered.
Good luck to Nigeria , with people like Adenuga at the top of the heap you are going to need it.

@dr.seuss

We were talking about past relationships we had and how far we went with them. what i want to know is if she asked me who was my first kiss, would that be a hint for me to make a move on her?

I dont really think that details of past escapades are necessary to the point of "how far you went with your past ex", perhaps she wants to know how far you'll go with her, she definitely wants to know if you are a playa.

@bluenubian

yeah but not right away, yeah she 's expecting a kiss sometime that day

Sister, its like you are talking from experience?

@aboki1010

Is it a true story?
just wondering on the sosoliso stuff part,

On a lighter sense, youve gotta be careful, just in case you end up like they did, cause for your case,
it might not be mysterious!!

Yes, those three words " I Love You" could be the beginning of a whole new happy world, or it could be the beginning of a heart-break and a disaster.

Surely its been bastardized over and over again.

I wont say it if I dont mean it, and thats my advice for everyone. Dont say it if you dont mean it.

I love you has 2-great dependencies:
- what you meant when you said it
- what you heard when it was said to you