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@KAG

I do understand, but like the definition of ape, it seems you unsurprisingly do not understand the definition of religion

Thanks for your dictionary definitions, but note, its only dictionary definitions. God did not intend that man take "religion" as the end of the road, God did not intend that it be relegated to a piece-of-paper affair ". He intends that man have a meaningful relationship with Him. See the kind of relationship God intended to have with Man right there at Eden, when God comes down in the cool of the day to talk, and have fellowship with man. After man sinned, he had to make sacrifices to appease God. Christ came as the ultimate sacrifice, but still man wont believe in Him. Isnt it sad that God has been doing everything to reach out to man, since Eden, yet man would rejects. Anyway, theres still time to believe. Make hay while the sun shines.

I just quoted those references, Psalms, Isaiah and Paul from my head, if you want me to do a Genesis to Revelation detail, just pick your Bible and read.

And finally, Paul. When God's ready to speak for herself, I'm sure she can give me a call, she knows where I live (being Omniscient and all that.)

If God would give you a personal call, you'll be preaching Jesus on NL tomorrow morning.  

@Nferyn

Let's assume for arguments sake that God does exist. Under that assumption, how do you know that your quotes are coming from God? How do you verify the fact that they come from God? What leads you to that conclusion?

A life based on assumptions is dangerous. God exists, thats the truth. Now, lets talk. I am not a Christian because of somebody else. My defense of the Christian faith is based on personal proof. My understanding was darkened before I allowed God into my picture. My horizon was small and bleak before, now its all light and glory. I understand science very well, but it has a limit. Its not fool proof.

Science is good, we learn from it. A young mind needs to get educated, and we've gotta start somewhere, and there is Science, but Science is not everything. While still relating to one another with Science in our minds, God, the author of Science should not be thrown away. Why should a child grow up and believe that he knows more than his father?

@darkmanzero

NFERYN, KA1, TV01, IF YOU HAD A CHOICE WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE DIVINE SONS OF GOD THAN A MONKEY'S NEPHEW?

O Boy, u harsh o, i didnt know say Monkey dey get Nephew!!!!!!!

@KAG
rather than replying my posts with one-liners, you could just put everything together in a good paragraph,

It's still a religion

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-10782.0.html

I guess I should ask the still unanswered question, You are a mammal, does that mean you worship a God that's a mammal?

As I said, you dont understand.

Eph 4:18 - Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart.

Someone who didnt understand 2+2 in grade 1 shouldnt expect to understand Advanced Mathematics.  
But let God speak for Himself:

Ps 10:4 - The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.
Ps 14:1 - The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Isa 40:28 - Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding.
Isa 44:8 - Fear ye not, neither be afraid: have not I told thee from that time, and have declared it? ye are even my witnesses. Is there a God beside me? yea, there is no God; I know not any.
Isa 45:5 - I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
Ro 13:1 -Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

@KAG

Look up endogeneous retroviral insertions, transitinal species like homo erectus, "Lucy", genetic similarities, etc. By the way, I'm glad you realise there's no evidence for the creation "theory".

Yes, I have read them, but I dont need them. They aint got no inspiration, no basis, no evidence, no truth.
My Bible is good enough, it was written through the inspiration of God.  
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free, from the evolution theory,

You didn't read my post:

Where is the live, concrete, human evidence of the evolution theory? - it hasnt been found.
Where is the live, concrete, human evidence of God's creation theory? Adam, get to Heaven and ask him.

If you dont make it to Heaven, you wont hear the details of our discussion forum with Adam.
There'll be too many things to talk about up-there.  

@KAG

Amazing, i still get somewhat amused when I run across christians who still believe that unbelief in their religion, automatically implies some kind of idiocy.

Sorry sir, religion is in the dictonary, living a life with God as the partner in the relationship is what im talking about. God is the source of all knowledge. If you don't believe in God, you can't understand simple things, plain and simple.

it's sometimes funny how some people can't understand simple concepts like, the simple classification of animals, which incidentally includes humans.

Lets see if I can explain. Humans are animals, that doesn't mean we aren't what we are, humans are mammals, that doesn't exclude the handiwork of a God.  Humans are apes, that doesn't mean humans are chimps, nor does it mean gorillas are humans.

Dont bother explaining, I perfectly understand whatever concept you might want to throw around, and I know where you are coming from and exactly where you are going. Ive been there, its a deep tunnel without an end, not even if you continue falling for 365days a year. God reached out to me, and led me back to the surface. Now, I know I was created. Its a whole new world.

God created the animals, male and female created He them.
God created Man in His Own Image.
(dont you get the difference).

@nferyn

On who's authority do you make these claims? What's your evidence?

God's authority, is there another authority more supreme?

It hasn't stopped taking place. Ever heard of AIDS and why we're having trouble finding a cure? The HIV virus evolves too fast for us to find an easy cure.

So is having AIDS your long-term goal. Lets make it shorter, go get injected with the virus itself, then we'll see how you'll evolve into human-being third-party  

And if you evolve into something more handsome than you presently are , think about all the goodies that could come out of it: we'll make history we'll be featured on CNN, we'll tour the world,

Our article will look like this:
"A first in the world, scientists from the nairaland.com forum have successfully proven that God did not create Man. They have proven the evolution theory in all its ramifications. The Chief whip of the group, a certain Kimba reports that after the Specimen, a certain Nferyn injected himself with the HIV virus, he has suddenly bloomed into what is called "Human-being-third-party". He has 5 arms, 4-legs, and is currently labelled as the most handsome man in the world!!!. According to reports,, "

@Fluffy
Preach it on sister,

BY THE WAY HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOTICED HOW EVOLUTION STOPPED TAKING PLACE, WHILE CREATION CONTINUES IN OUR DAILY LIVES

Didnt you know that the evolution-algorithm stopped somewhere. It got a memory failure like my old computer.

The best part is Gods-Algorithm still works:

It worked from Adam to Jesus,
It worked from Jesus to Calvary,
It has been working since Jesus death till today.

And besides just in case anyone never knew:

1) Not those who lived before those who lived and penciled down the evolution theory - the couldn't beat it.
2) Not the people who penciled down the evolution theory, because they were not there when the evoution was taking place, its only a theory, they too could not beat it.
3) Not those who believe in the evolution theory, because they were not there when those who penciled it down were penciling it down. They only read about it, they couldn't beat it.
4) Not anyone, not you, not you, not you, because you can't beat it.

No one has beaten, can beat, will beat this fact:
[size=18pt]GOD IS THE GREATEST SCIENTIST,
HE CREATED EVERYTHING OUT OF NOTHING!!![/[/size]

Reason:

Where is the live, concrete, human evidence of the evolution theory? - it hasnt been found.
Where is the live, concrete, human evidence of God's creation theory? Adam, get to Heaven and ask him.

@KAG

[quote=kimba]@ those of you who believe you are Apes, I'm really happy for your admissions, let your Ape god
Ape God? You are also a mammal (one can only hope), does that mean you worship a mammal God?

If only you knew how to read very well, you would have noted i used "god" instead of "God".
FYI:

those of you who believe you are Apes, I'm really happy for your admissions, let your Ape god

I worship a Living God. He sent us His only Son, Jesus.
1) Since you are not a Christian, you wont understand. sorry,
2) It becomes worse, that since you say you evolved from Apes, i mean you still can't understand. im really sorry.
[/quote]on a more serious note: methinks, it should be the Apes that should be craving to be Humans, and not viceversa. Do you thinks Apes and their likes gather together in their forests, discussing a topic like this, dont you think they should be getting angry that they did not evolve completely(if to be a man is the definition of completeness).

Its sometimes funny how people will just want to drag themselves on the floor.

all day?

awwww,

@aloib

embryo of a ducks egg

that one no be abortion?

me? my worst food:

white Rice and Okro(draw) soup!!!

no joke, but that was my definition of slime,

Its all about Meat here guys and gals:

Permit me to say the following might be usuals so no need repeating them:
-Goat Meat,
-Cow Meat,
-Chicken

let us know(truth) what/which unusual meat you have eaten before besides the usuals (bove):

I shoot:

- Antelope
- Dog meat
- Snake
- PorkChop
- Snail (might be a usual anyway)
-Tortoise
- shrimp
-squid

pause?

@spikedcylinder

Kimba, you are indeed a psycho!Thats like the funniest thing ave read all day.

Its just my observation o, see, go to any restaurant where they serve "correct food", im not talking of rice, spagetti or whatever, im talking of "solids", and check their pot of soup, its filled with "CowHeads, CowLeg, GoatHead, Goat leg / some just say goat meat, Pomon, shaki, round-about, heart, and the different names they give the meat.

Now, take a couple for example, after both of them download GoatHeads for breakfast, tell me they can see eye to eye? its not possible. Have you seen two goats having a conversation before?

how about British American Tobacco, arent they using our own people to kill us little by little?

@bluenubian

Hi

ehen, I just remembered a question I have:

In Nigeria, thin peeps are called "lepa" and the fat ones "orobo" . Ive observed the two words are mostly used to describe females, or maybe im wrong,

please where did those two adjectives originate from? anyone?

@nferyn

Quote from: dominobaby on April 22, 2006, 09:14 PM
Abortion in evry sense is bad in that u have no right to take a life! That story of foetus/personhood doesnt justify d act of abortion. That foetus had life!

So did the ant you once stepped on.

So are you comparing a human being and an ant? do they stand on equal levels in your perspective?

More than life, the breath of God, the foetus has a soul and a spirit.

Abortion is plain and simple: Murder.

Ive Learnt that Love is the greatest gift you can ever give to someone.

You are the only one who Knows yourself best!!

U mean "Aspirin", as in the tablet or which kinda Aspirin?

@Rhodalyn
@Hot-angel

Just curious, why "sex", is there nothing more special for such memorable hours than having "sex", just wondering.

My action/s will depend on the source of the information.

any source apart from God is questionable.
If God says so, I'll read my Bible and Pray till its time to go.

@babymine
everyone is giving you a tip here and there based on what they know, or have experienced and stll you are of the opinion

It's so hard to break way from something you've really gotten involved in

Methinks you aren't readyy to break up!!

Abegi, dont blame Eminem. His marriage was only for the "Public View"

ive not used it before, sha

u can download to try it out:
http://www.wazobialinux.com/download.html

@all
Im awaiting the response of Jagunlabi and Reverend on these salient issues.

@ those of you who believe you are Apes, Im really happy for your admissions, let your Ape god grant you all blessings you desire. I wasnt expecting any response better from you guys than your re-affirmations that you are indeed Apes. It now makes things clearer on this forum, coz you know, by the time we see replies flying in from right and left, we'll begin to view and analyze your responses from the fact that maybe its a human being talking or an Ape talking.        

Since some Apes have admitted to their status on this forum, we can segregate the human beings to a more intelligent area, and have human discussions.

Please, i would really like everyone to reply to this thread, did you evolutionize from an Ape, or were you created by God. Where do you stand?

I can put 2 and 2 together. Yes, all of us were created by God, God created Animals, God created Man in His Image. Now, we have a lot of Animals mixed with Humans, all of them on Nairaland. Hope its only Apes, and maybe a lot of Chimps in here, no dogs, no cats, i mean, is there any Baboon in the House   , You better own up real quick before you are discovered. It doesnt matter, you might be an African, European, American or Asian, but a Baboon is always a Baboon. An Ape is always an Ape.


This is only for the Human Beings:
And for those of us created by God, may our God Almighty creator of Heaven and Earth keep our souls, our spirit and our bodies in perfect peace.

hi Justin,

i think you better ask your wife whats her definition of a well dressed man. If it includes wearing suits, maybe you can think about it, at least if that will make her happy!!!

A Husband's job is to make his wife HAPPY!!!!!

me loves Proverbs!!

@Idekeson
No sweat bro, the dead guy cannot rise again to come tell you the truth!!

@debosky

ha about ballzdeballz

Kimba the White Lion was my favorite TV show!!!!!