₦airaland Forum

Onyi22:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity....
What will it profit me to owned this kind of mansion on earth n loose my soul in hell.....
I better continue managing my one room on earth n enjoy Paradise in heaven .......
Repent DJ khaled n accept Jesus Christ now because tomorrow may be too late........

oloshi anything good is vanity, well u could die in poverty

but sincerely I can't buy that property for one billi, just too over priced forget about the beach

this is not a welcomed development, one thing is certain they would milk Nigeria oil resources via the establishment, on matters of employment 80 percent on skilled labour would be from Saudi, while 10 percent of skilled labour from NiG and the remaining 10 would be unskilled labour that they would surprise to severe Hazardous working conditions even the skilled labour from the country won't be left out

And moreover would they allow a Nigerian owned refinery in their country "NO" they won't and if they do 70 percent or so of the ownership would be theirs while the remaining 30 percent of the ownership would for that NiG investor

if you doubt me check for fact
This APC govt should realize that power won't last forever

got my nd cert 2014 at 24 just clocked 28 this year and I just got admission for Bsc bro age is nothing when its comes to edu but what you intend to achieve. could graduate at 28 or whatever and still have a good life and job compared to person who graduated early prob 23 or 24 and not employed, u are even lucky you have an hustle already

BareFacedLies:
Mr man I have fuçked a woman who got married as a virgin before so go and sit down!

did you shook ur prick in her hear, bro this is wonderful how did you do it

virgins with good character are the best set of people these worse days

but the problem is that to enter there when she is rightfully yours you would have to prepare your mind for all sort of wahala and stubbornness on your wedding night

so only way to avoid such is knack her before marriage get married to her, so u won't have to go through the stress of unwrapping stubbiness n wahala on ur wedding night

its normal if you watch natgeo wild this won't be strange, such fight occurs for mating rights and territory among animals and birds alike but such fight are more serious among birds but animals normally pulls back when they are weak for the strong to take over but some birds hell no its always till death

The legit yahoo boys are the politicians walk your way up there

joshuisiukwu:
Mercy Aigbe who turned up for Ini Edo's birthday dinner which was attended by Toke Makinwa and other Nigerian celebrities, revealed that the media personality just bought another house in Banana Island. 

Mercy Aigbe revealed that Toke Makinwa just bought another house in Banana Island, as they joked about trolls linking their new properties to Sugar Daddies.

Here is the video below;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/23/mercy-aigbe-reveals-toke-makinwa-just-bought-another-house-in-banana-island/

their ToTo go don deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep pass red see, it is well

davido is also a low key fraud star if you don't know

30billion:
i am based in Ilorin this pictures you see here are all lies,Tell the op to show you kwara poly,UITH the one in Oke oyi,tipper garage,government house,GRA,the real picture of kwara hotel and many more not hotel built by individual

when I saw the picture of kwara hotel the op posted I thought there is something wrong with my eyes, d pic na scam, kwara hotel is a wreck

IntrovertedK:
what is agbole?

so I should tell so that you and others would use it as a tool to mock the people abi mba nairaland is a war zone ( haters every where)

I don't know about other places but Ilorin is better than akure in everything, but the only thing I don't like abt the city is the high rate of agbole mhen dat shit is real

Zoharariel:
The only Country I fear on this list is Algeria.

Ok, let's take a look at some of her inventories.

Air Force

Attack: SU-24 (22 Units) and SU-34 check

Fighter: MiG-29 (32 units) and SU-30 (58 units)

Attack Helicopter: Mi-24 (34 units), Mi-28 (42 units) and Mi-26 Heavy Transport (14 units)

Interceptor: MiG-25 (13 units) and SU-30 (58 units)

Multirole: SU-35 (18 units)

Patrol: Fokker-F27 and SuperKing Air (3 units)

Reconnaissance: Beechcraft-1900D HISAR (6 units) and Gulfstream G-550 (3 units)

Trainer: Z-142, T-34C, L-39 (55 units) and Yak-130 (16 units)

Transport: C-130 (14 units), II-76 (14 units) and C-295 (5 units).

Army

I feel like weeping for Nigeria because if war breaks out as the spirit of orunmila is telling me, walai, you will see your mother and call her your father.

Ordinary Boko Haram with only Hilux Pick-ups & GPMGs, your soldiers are running into another Country's territory for cover.

Tanks: T-62 (800 units), T-72 (500 units) and T-90 (575 units).

APC/AFV: BMPT Terminator 2 (300 units), BMP-1 (685 units), BMP-2 (760 units), BMP-3 (100 units), Nimr (3000 units) and ZSU-23-4 (300 units).

Artillery: 2S3 Akatsiya (75 units), 2S1 Gvosdika (145 units), Nora B-52 (122 units) and D-30 Howitzer (160 units).

Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS): BM-14-16 (48 units), BM-21 Grad (48 units), BM-24 (30 units), BM-30 Smerch (50 units), TOS-1A (52 units) and Iskander-E (48 units).

Air Defence Systems: S-400 missile systems (4 regiments: one regiment consists of 12 launchers of 4 missiles each).

S-300PMU-2 missile systems (8 regiments: one regiment consists of 12 launchers of 4 missiles each).

Pantsir-S1/S2 (108 units)

Tor-M2 (48 batteries)

BUK-M2 (32 launchers)

Why the fvck was I born in this shithole in the first place? I am supposed to be a "GOC" in the Algerian, Serbian or Russian Army.

Look at how these useless cursed politicians in Abuja are endangering my life & family by leaving Nigeria vulnerable to attacks & invasion?

Out of all these military equipments that I've listed so far, Nigeria only has 1 Transport (C-130 Hercules), a handful of Mi-35 Helos and maybe 20 units of T-72 Battle tanks.

I mean how could a whole giant of Afrika not have an S-300 or S-400 to secure our airspace & prevent missiles from Cameroun, Ghana & Kenya from landing on our heads?

And Instead of the bastards to go to Russia and order dozens of SU-30, MiG-29, SU-34, the bastards went to Amerika to waste $496 Million on 12 useless & decommissioned aircrafts called Tucanos.

Ogun will kill anybody that will quote me and ask how we will maintain these aircrafts. How are Egypt, Ethiopia, Algeria & South Afrika maintaining theirs?

Only 4 out of the 7 ww2 era F-7 jets bought by Ebele Jonathan are currently operational.

Boko Haram shot one down with Bazooka in Adamawa about 4 years ago and 2 collided during the independence day training last year.

They sit down in Abuja doing absolutely nothing to curb the growing menace of insecurity & insurgency.

The only thing they're good at is looting & embezzling the treasury without making any future plans for the Country.

Ordinary 30,000Naira minimum wage, they cannot sacrifice to put smiles on the faces of the ever beaten & battered citizenry.

They will ask you whether you're praying for war to justify their ineptitude & incompetence - with their dead-brains, forgetting that to be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.

20years ago, nobody had anticipated that Nigeria would ever be at the mercy of a rag-tag terrorist organization (Boko Haram) - negotiating with them & even paying them ransoms.

As you make your bed, so must you lie on it.

Let me round up my list before I retire to the nearest beer parlour for the Easter jubilation, gyration, celebration & fornication.

Navy

Submarines: Project 636 (4 units), Project 877EKM (2 units) and the Romeo-Class Submarine (2 units).

Amphibious Warfare Vessels: San Giorgio-class assault ship (1 unit) and Kalat Beni Hammed (2 units).

Frigates: Koni-class frigates (3 units) and Meko-A200 (2 units).

Corvette: Adhafer-class (3 units), Nanuchka-class (3 units) and Djebel Chenoua-class (4 units).

I leave you with a video of the Algerian Army S-400Triumf in Action.

Until we meet again, I remain Zoharariel Underscore Obatala a.k.a Iskander-M of Ijebuland.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDX2Mh_QVmQ

we are finished in this country if war breaks out with other countries, when you ask them why our military equipment is all time low n not maintained u will here there is no money but tell them lets add a trillion to ur allowances n salaries kia kia na approval, reason why ordinary boko keep playing with them like toys what if we are fighting with another country that would be a sorry case

I mean how could a whole giant of Afrika not have an S-300 or S-400 to secure our airspace & prevent missiles from Cameroun, Ghana & Kenya from landing on our heads?


that part got me

those people saying nice things about Africa will still come here and gather to curse Africa when ever a bad news pops up bunch if hypocrites

420active:
Walahi bam na ugly fa, sugbon aya Alafin wa Ok gan

her royal pussy

Britishcoins:
And oyo is one of the most dirty and wicked town I have ever been....

In this city the use charm to brush tooth.....

Only good thing is street roads....

The water there is not drinkable....
And lastly Hausas still ruling some town, Sabo oyo has emirate council...

The town is as old as Nok

In the town food is so cheap, 100 naira will give you bread and beans....
Hotel (ashawo) is very lucrative powered by my Igbo brothers who owned many of them...

Lastly if you want to survive in this city it is either you have God all follow babalawo.....

Though I love the city due to population and business opportunities because many of them are not wise....

insulting the people and the place where u make a living, its better u don't show ur face

BleedingPen:
Two black snakes have been found in the office of Liberia's President, George Weah.

Igbere TV learnt that the development has forced the former African best footballer to work from his private residence since Wednesday.

Liberia's Press Secretary, Smith Toby, said the two snakes were found in the Foreign Affairs Ministry building, housing Weah’s presidential office.

Igbere TV recalls that the office of the president has been based in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs since a fire in 2006 gutted the official presidential mansion.

All staff have been advised to stay away from work until April 22.

“It’s just to make sure that crawling and creeping things get fumigated from the building,” Tobi said while justifying the reasons for the notice.

Igbere TV gathered that workers in the Ministry tried to kill the snakes but never succeeded.

“The snakes were never killed,” Toby said.

“There was a little hole somewhere through which they made their way back.”

Igbere TV recalls that a similar incident happened in Nigeria when President Muhammadu Buhari left the country for about three months on “medical ground.”

Following the three months period of disuse, ‘rodents’ caused a lot of damage to the furnitures and interiors in his office, making it impossible for him to operate from the office for months.

He reportedly worked from his official residence while the office was being refurbished.

SOURCE: http://igberetvnews.com/615155/breaking-snakes-chase-president-away-from-office/

that naija rodent case is a scam, shey is naija not the same country where Gucci snake swallows millions of naira abegi no add naija case at all

so strip club is not illegal in the country abi, they should have arrested the owner for noise pollution not because its a strip club haba

Omo if na me o I will surely collect number, there is no crime here o, the girl is enjoying it while the guy is just a lucky dude, c d space between the girl and the person in her front na nothing to see here, me sef don begin get erection

Elemosho478:
One step at a time, and Rome was not built in a day you don't expect him to turn Ondo State to heaven overnight people like you will still complain if the state was not on the list at all, learn how to appreciate Development don't expect everything to be perfect at least he is doing something

I aff hear

last year, a friend of mine lent a friend 10k he cos he was urgently in need of the money, he begged to get 5k back the remains 5k is still hanging

I can't borrow you what would affect me if u didn't pay on time, n before I borrow u something huge I must have tested u with something small my principle

Elemosho478:
So you want to tell me you don't read about how Governor Akeredolu embarked on Massive industrialization of Ondo State?

read is a thing, yes I have, but the question have you seen or have you seen how it has improved the peoples life is another thing and the question of will it be sustained after he has left governance is another thing entirely plus have you been to Oluwa glass in Ondo if no u need to, its a well known fact that all his abraka dabra won't last for long bet on it

Ewo!!! English ti poju ko ye mi koja dehumanisation

His English is too much, I don't understand

allihdidj:
performance growth usually paper based that doesnt touch lives of the common man

after forcing taxes out of residents and business peoples noses, no nnew project that actually affects the day to day lives of the people, so pointless

comradee1248:
We got married in 2013, by 2015 I had a very terrible accident that shattered one of my leg, so I've been down since then, even though the treatment will soon be over, I did up to 6 surgeries costing quite a fotune, which my people paid.

I work with a very reputable Paramilitary organization, my salary has never been stopped.
I have never failed to provide the basic necessities in the house, even bought my own 2 bedroom flat in the process.


My wife gets angry at the slightest oppotunity..
She told me 2 times that the only reason she's still with me is our two kids...

The 1st time I didn't take it serious but the 2nd time she said it I knew I have to think twice over it.

I know I will bounce back to life and use my legs again in few weeks from now.

My plan is to pack my kids and leave her alone...

What do you Suggest I do.

Thanks

why is your wife not happy with u, apart from the fact that you had an accident n u are still being paid ur dues probably the reason she is still with u, I think there are some things you do or don't do that is getting her pissed, there must be some things she is complaining of or previously complained about, stories like this has two sides

have a similar encounter yesterday on my way to ilorin and it was not funny, I entered a bus heading to Ilorin from Ondo with a man at the front sit with the driver making three before we departed and while on motion I was busy taking selfie, trying to get a perfect shot so it took longer than I thought, few hours drive from the park the man I sat with at the front sit said I have been snapping him and commanded me to open my phone, at first I thought it was a joke until he became angry and showed me his ID card telling me he is a police officer than I looked at him and told him my phone is my property and reminded him he is trying to harass me because he is not a civilian he got more angry and told the driver to stop at military check point, he got out from bus and ordered me to get down and before we got to the check point my phone has already died, he reported the incident to the soldier, immediately the soldier realized what was going on and warned that if he charges my phone and the police officer's face was not captured in full he is going to deal with him but if captured in full I am in trouble to cut the long story short my phone was charged and checked by both the police and the soldier they did not find a picture where his full face was captured, the soldier was ready delay us and deal with him but the driver and some passengers pleaded on his behalf, we have to stand up for how selves and put a stop to police excessive use of power.

for me family comes first both immediate n extended, support those who needs help the most, especially the young ones and stay away from leeches n moreover leeches are easy to identify they only call when they need u n they don't give a Bleep how u living, they are never available to help in any little way (except when they need a thing or two from u) but they would be the first to criticise you behind your back n besides, u could still do all this and achieve your dreams it depends on how determined you are its not an excuse

I am a product of this idea

Shakushaku1:
That one don loss.. I give it to stars like John boyega, akunuoye agbaje for alwys showcasing naija at every slight opportunity, sometimes they even flip the script so that anything Naija can be in a movie... Worthy mention is kae kazeem and Sam of the dynasty series.

akinnuoye doesn't showcase naija joor, he doesn't rep unless when given a role DAT has to do with naija

if laws are tough, punishment is heavy and the culture of maintenance is sustained this issues won't come up, fashola did a pretty good job on those area, during his era cut one flower and pay 5k or more, cross or pee on the road side and get arrested, if u dear wear bathroom slippers while walking on the road you are in trouble if sanwo Olu could follow his foot steps he would be successful fare well to ambode the man really tried

Enemyofpeace:
Muslims just dey spoil this world with recklessness

it is best this way than seeing a 50 years old man marrying a 15 yrs old girl that should be crime

aalangel:
The boy looks 12, the girl looks 20

I am thank the gods I thought I was the only one who observed it as well, girls grow like weed aided by fertilizer