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Family › Re: Why Is It That Some Married Couples Hardly Wear Their Rings Nowadays? by Kondomatic(m): 1:04pm On Mar 26, 2021

Fahdiga:
For more nackings outside marriage

And you think ring stops them? Ladies are actually okay with dating men that live with their wives, they only have issues with those that live with their mothers.

@OP most married people wear their rings.

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Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by Kondomatic(m): 1:01pm On Mar 26, 2021

Some things are better left unsaid

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Romance › Re: His Girlfriend Wants A Vibrator by Kondomatic(m): 11:38am On Mar 26, 2021

I am sure she wants him to buy it for her

Romance › Re: Young Man Proudly Takes To Social Media To Share Loved Up Photos With Chubby Gf by Kondomatic(m): 10:19am On Mar 26, 2021

GF as in Grandmother Friend or what?

Romance › Re: My First Date Got Ruined Because I Don't Have Chair by Kondomatic(m): 4:10pm On Mar 25, 2021

Zzor:
Don't feel bad,she was never truly yours,yours will love you more even without a matress,every man/woman has their true partner and when he/she meets their true partner nothing will be reasonable enough to leave such person. Keep your head up and keep working hard in the right way and God will bless you in no distant time

If someone is not using your phone then the End is really Near

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Politics › Re: Video: How FFK’s ex-wife, precious chikwendu beats up her mother, cursed her by Kondomatic(m): 2:22pm On Mar 25, 2021

Abeg make person translate for us.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Women Like To Cry? by Kondomatic(m): 2:19pm On Mar 25, 2021

Bola146:
Women are fragile and too emotional

This doesn't include the daughters of Second Timothy though

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Kondomatic(m): 4:36am On Mar 25, 2021

Some people tend to hit things when they're angry so it's kinda normal. It's even better that she slaps you instead, or do you want her to hit the wall and hurt her hand?

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Romance › Re: That My Girlfriend Lied To Me That She Lost Her Phone MeanWhile She Did Not. by Kondomatic(m): 5:18pm On Mar 24, 2021

Unah relationship problems be like Zee World.

Extra Ordinary Everyday

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Largest Hostage Rescue Operation In America History. by Kondomatic(m): 9:32am On Mar 24, 2021

[quote author= post=100161177]......Says Prof Soyinka that couldn't read more than the ~~second~~ first paragraph of the thread!
This kids bore us mehn! tongue

[/quote]You were zombiefied and reprogrammed to chant darling daddy not to tell us about rescue missions in US when the walking dead you and your lots foisted on us cannot rescue just one Christian girl.

Romance › Re: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by Kondomatic(m): 9:14am On Mar 24, 2021

Mokason288:
Tufikwa ...

Missss ur ex

Is like going back to your vomit

And you're also her vomit.

Life get small balance sometimes

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Romance › Re: Why by Kondomatic(m): 9:12am On Mar 24, 2021*

lilvicky68:
Most of them don't have anything to offer apart from sex.. but they will still form small sha

Or maybe it's you that do not know the real value of a woman.

lilvicky68:
Some of them have value not all.. I didn't say all don't have anything to offer

Every woman has value chief, every single one of them but you only see and get what you want.

When we were little, most of us had that one girlfriend that we only want to play in the sand with. No kissing, no hugging, no nothing. Just bring your "gongoni" and some things you stole from Mama's kitchen let's cook with sand.

Then in primary school, we had this friend we care about a lot but we were not close to them. Seeing her is all we wanted. We felt bad the day she didn't come to school and we do beat her sometimes but any person that touches her is in trouble. You must go through us first.

Then we discovered that breasts have other uses apart from producing and storing milk for babies. Most of us had a girl or girls that we pressed their boobs that time. We wanted nothing else, just allow us to press small and we would talk about if for weeks.

Kissing happened occasionally but we lacked the courage to approach panties, you no dey fear?

Then we started doing that other thing and that was all we need from her then. Keep in touch and let us do small when "whenable". I mean what else do you need?

You see, all these are different stages in life and we needed different thing from women according to our level then.

But there comes a time in a man's life when he will look at a woman and see the complete package of everything he needs. Then and only then will he understand the real value of a woman.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Largest Hostage Rescue Operation In America History. by Kondomatic(m): 9:08am On Mar 24, 2021

[quote author= post=100160923]Incoherent jargons as usual.
So stale and childish.
A typical Nairaland little pikin[/quote]I prefer being childish to being an adult that cannot learn from history nor take counsel from those who know better than him

Foreign Affairs › Re: The Largest Hostage Rescue Operation In America History. by Kondomatic(m): 9:02am On Mar 24, 2021

[quote author= post=100160823]Konodomatic, take Kondo[/quote]I read somewhere that US called our darling daddy for advice before embarking on the rescue mission

Foreign Affairs › Re: The Largest Hostage Rescue Operation In America History. by Kondomatic(m): 8:54am On Mar 24, 2021

Buhari's directionless economic policies don change this one from "Sai Baba" chanter to "Made in China" Xplorer

Education › Re: American School Headmaster Vs African American Family Vs Nigerian Culture by Kondomatic(m): 4:51am On Mar 24, 2021

general111:
That woman is playing naija style on them in order to collect money.
How can a child be in therapy because he was asked to kneel down.
If it is true, then over 100million nigerians need to visit therapy.
Make she go relax jawe

Over 100M Nigerians really do need therapy. We're not normal again in this country

Romance › Re: What If A Girl You Don't Like Loves You And Stalks You? by Kondomatic(m): 9:08am On Mar 23, 2021

[quote author=chatinent post=100117886.]How do you show this sort of person the nearest exit without being rude?[/quote]Why must I be nice?

Romance › Re: Young Handsome Man Gets Married To A Lady That Lost Her, Lips To A Disease. by Kondomatic(m): 9:05am On Mar 23, 2021

Mandela27:
this is you being logical.women are never logical and considerate.women don't think like men so there's no point doing what they can't do for u

Oh really? I didn't know that but still it's a "considerate logical man" that wants her so things are still in order.

Maybe he's not doing this for her, methinks he's doing it for himself.

Politics › Re: Why Does The Mention Of Nigeria Breaking Literally FEAR Some Set Of People by Kondomatic(m): 9:02am On Mar 23, 2021

Rossikki:
If Nigeria 'breaks', do you think it will just be a peaceful parting of ways in which nobody's life is disrupted?

If that is what you think, think again.

There will be MASSIVE social disruption and humanitarian crises. Millions of people now based in various parts of Nigeria that are not their states of origin will be categorised as illegal aliens overnight, uprooted, and forced to return 'home'.

Refugee crises would ensue all over the place. Businesses would be lost. Crime would skyrocket. Localised conflicts over access to land by new immigrants would lead to the rise of warlords, and massive bloodshed.

It would be absolutely catastrophic.

I think those who do not want Nigeria to ''break'' are people with common sense, intelligence and foresight, and those who wish the country to break are thoughtless, ignorant, dumb, visionless fools with no common sense. And ironically, this group will feel the pain of that national splintering more than anyone else, since they are the ones settled in various regions across the country in their millions, and will have their lives and livelihoods completely destroyed in the mayhem.

You intentional refused to conclude your story because it's doesn't align with what you're hoping to achieve.

I will do that for you.

There will be MASSIVE social disruption and humanitarian crises. Millions of people now based in various parts of Nigeria that are not their states of origin will be categorised as illegal aliens overnight, uprooted, and forced to return 'home'.

Refugee crises would ensue all over the place. Businesses would be lost. Crime would skyrocket. Localised conflicts over access to land by new immigrants would lead to the rise of warlords, and massive bloodshed.
And then their will be peace, their will calmness, their will be oneness and most importantly their will steady growth.

Those who wish the country to break are thoughtless, ignorant, dumb, visionless fools with no common sense
On the contrary, those who wish Nigeria to continue when there's no clear cut plans to bring the required change, no dreams, no vision, no direction, no unity and no oneness are thoughtless, ignorant, dumb, visionless fools with no common sense.

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Politics › Re: Why Does The Mention Of Nigeria Breaking Literally FEAR Some Set Of People by Kondomatic(m): 8:55am On Mar 23, 2021

Doradorwa:
With your permission Sir can I post this on my status... what you wrote there is amazing... Totally the way I see things... people will lose their lives , it will take years to build up again... you are totally amazing Sir

You guys are actually funny.

So all these and tens and tens of people that bandits kill everyday in Nigeria didn't lose their lives?

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Science/Technology › Re: Fisherman Captures 'Sea Monster' With Terrifying Razor-sharp Teeth (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:49am On Mar 23, 2021

Poco abeg come and do your thing

cc Pocohontas

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Romance › Re: Young Handsome Man Gets Married To A Lady That Lost Her, Lips To A Disease. by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On Mar 23, 2021

Mandela27:
If it was the other way round,he would be single for life.
wrong move bro,dump that girl u deserve better!

Lols. You're seeing the outside, he's looking at the inside.

Dude knows what he wants in a woman and he sees it her and that's final.

My opinion, your opinion, their opinions as far as this union is concerned is useful as a hedgehog in condom factory.

Crime › Re: My Boss Sleep With Me 6 Times Daily- Lady Cries Out by Kondomatic(m): 8:39am On Mar 23, 2021

princemillla:
It's possible bro, there r some fellow who don't last on bed, they can do more than 6 self.

Daily?

Crime › Re: Poor Woman Cries For Help As Cows Eat All Her Vegetables� by Kondomatic(m): 8:32am On Mar 23, 2021

ridwanlawal:
What we sow we shall reap

What did she sow to reap this?

Romance › Re: Why A Real Man Must Cheat And Have Concubines by Kondomatic(m): 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2021

superjab247:
Then remain a simp na
Na your type we dey read on nairaland wey dey commit suicide because babe breakup with them

Only the brave can commit suicide anyways

Romance › Re: Why A Real Man Must Cheat And Have Concubines by Kondomatic(m): 1:02pm On Mar 22, 2021

I don't want to be a real man then.

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Sports › Re: Why Are Headed Goals More Difficult To Save In Football? by Kondomatic(m): 12:46pm On Mar 22, 2021

As someone who has spent a lot of time in the goal post, here is my experience.

Headed shots are mostly close ranges. The closer, the more difficult.

Heading a ball alters it's direction and adds more force to it in a blink, a change in direction that no keeper can ever guess so you only have your instincts, agility and good luck.

Leg shots are different because the direction of the ball can be guessed/calculated from the movement of the player's legs. Wrong guess will send you the wrong direction. But if you guess/calculate rightly then the only thing that will stop you from saving the ball is the speed of the ball, your own speed and how close you're to the direction it is going.

Headed shots are like "deflection pro max" you're never ready for it.

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Celebrities › Re: Kim kardashian thought filing divorce would shock kanye west but it backfired by Kondomatic(m): 10:16am On Mar 22, 2021

Kindly edit your post and remove these recommended articles since they're not clickable

@OP. I don't think filling for a divorce is a good way to win someone back, especially a person like Kanye.

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Romance › Re: 'I Will Supply My Husband With Condoms To Protect Myself" - Nigerian Lady by Kondomatic(m): 10:12am On Mar 22, 2021

Good luck

Family › Re: How My Igbo Boyfriend's Mother Crashed Our Plan Of Marriage-Adeola by Kondomatic(m): 10:41pm On Mar 21, 2021

Vaughanlanrewaj:
She does not deserve you as daughter in law and if she is unjust to you, she just ended up setting her son back.

Because she(the lady) is who?

Let me tell you something, it will continue be difficult for Non Igbos (especially Hausa and Yoruba) to marry Igbos until the generation that experienced the Civil War is gone completely. These people know what they experienced in the hands of the then Nigerian soldiers(mostly hausa and Yoruba).

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