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Food › Re: The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 8:40pm On Mar 12, 2021
pocohantas:
Where is it now? cheesy
Do I even know?

With all these eateries everywhere and the fact that men are now interested in cooking unlike before, I think those trying to get in through the stomach are aiming a bit higher.




But on a serious note, the way to people's heart in this troubled world is to give them peace of mind. If being with you makes him/her forget all his/her problems then you have won.
Food › Re: The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 8:32pm On Mar 12, 2021
pocohantas:
Then he should learn to cook and find the way to his heart himself. Call it self-love. cheesy
Evils grin





The way to a man's heart was through his stomach 10s of years ago not now.
Properties › Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Kondomatic(m): 6:21pm On Mar 12, 2021
CyberEBOLA:
FAKE STORY FROM A BROKE YAHOO BOY
The whole Nigeria pastors combined cannot restore your sense of humor.
Family › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 6:03pm On Mar 12, 2021
Zzor:
When you are in a new relationship and this your so called ex that you can't forget request to see you privately and demand intimacy from you,Oga will you reject or jump on her to devour?
Are you reading my comments?


We don't "see" each other.

Family › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 4:54pm On Mar 12, 2021
Zzor:
She's at a great risk for keeping you close,you are the crack I was talking about,you will eventually cause problems for her and besides which normal lady with her brains intact will listen and accept your explanation of keeping this your ex as friends, anyways some ladies sabi fall hands sha
It depends on what you mean by normal lady.


She's been my friend for years and has never caused any problem. Everything boils down to the type of person that I am.

When you're transparent in a relationship and allow your woman access to the right places, when she's tired of searching and found nothing, she will trust you even when you're in the midst of unclad prostitutes.

Honesty brings trust, trust is what keeps a relationship not avoiding EXes.
Crime › Re: Barber In Oyo Rapes 8-Year-Old Girl Inside Her Mother's Shop (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 4:42pm On Mar 12, 2021
wfjimmytobby:
damn that pussy would be so tight
If you and I are having this discussion one on one and you say something this disgusting, I will ensure you're borne out of my presence bloodied.
Family › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 4:35pm On Mar 12, 2021
Zzor:
An ex is not a friend, when everyone accepts this then this ex issue everywhere will not surface. People should learn to stop keeping ex as friends,they are always the crack in your relationship
I understand your point perfectly but you have to understand that no two person are the same.


I have an EX that I am not dropping any time soon and I have my reasons. If I am to start a relationship with a lady any time in the future, I will explain to her why I am in touch with this EX and I hope she understands.


Ours was a beautiful friendship that was supposed to last a life time but I ruined it with dating. I have realized my errors and restored it to default setting, Friendship.


We have stayed friends since 2013 that the relationship ended and have not seen each other till today. I do that just to ensure no "mistake happens", she wasn't comfortable with it initially but what can she do?
Romance › Re: He Collected Everything He Bought For Me When He Found Out The Truth by Kondomatic(m): 4:21pm On Mar 12, 2021
enjoli5:
African men are very cheap! Uncouth and unpleasant creatures, that is what our men are.
You're so right.




Sometimes when I look deeply into your father, I wonder how you mother put up with such an unpleasant cheap creature.
Family › Re: What Can I Do To Provoke My Husband Abuse Me Physically – Lady Ask by Kondomatic(m): 4:02pm On Mar 12, 2021
dairykidd:
I done dey find fuel from vgc dey come since morning now i finally see for near sangotedo where queue less and I done dey the queue for almost 3 hours yet i never fit buy fuel... Nepa no dey give light again till Saturday, sun be like world want end yet this one is looking for who will kill her.. Wahala nor too much for this country huh
Some wahala be like motorcycle, nah person go start am
Romance › Re: What Sad Truth Do You Know? by Kondomatic(m): 3:47pm On Mar 12, 2021
InfernoNig:
Love is overrated.
It's not
Family › Re: If Your Spouse/partner Has A Soft Spot For Someone Of The Opposite Gender. by Kondomatic(m): 11:28am On Mar 12, 2021
missawele:
How can you not care? Except you don't love the said partner.
Love means different things to different people.

For some, it's the absence of common sense but not for me.


I always have a reason for dating a lady and I am cool with whatever she's doing with her life as long as I am getting that.


I can even help her resolve misunderstanding or console her when she's having problems with the person she's cheating on me with.


Oyi nwanyi bu ukwu nku, when e heavy you too much, you drop am to safe your neck.
Culture › Re: Marriage List My Brother Got From His Inlaws by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Mar 12, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked






Let's forget about other things in the list.

Let's check the price of two cows first
I know that all those things are costly but not too much for the price of an human being.




It's a good offer if you ask me.
Romance › Re: I Need Your Honest Opinion, Does This Make Sense? Picture by Kondomatic(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2021
Kobicove:
Mummy's boy undecided
Nah, he's not mummy's boy.



It's outdated practice in some cultures.
In a place I now, when a man marries, he will take the wife to a woman that he believes is in a happy marriage and beg her to teach his wife the secret to her happy marriage.


It's not necessarily the husband's mother but all these has stopped.
Culture › Re: Marriage List My Brother Got From His Inlaws by Kondomatic(m): 11:09am On Mar 12, 2021
Nice one.





She's affordable
Family › Re: My Sister That Cancelled Her Wedding(The Update) by Kondomatic(m): 11:07am On Mar 12, 2021
Good for them.


Their life decisions, their business.


Nothing concern us.
Family › Re: If Your Spouse/partner Has A Soft Spot For Someone Of The Opposite Gender. by Kondomatic(m): 11:03am On Mar 12, 2021
If it's in a relationship then I honestly don't care.
Food › Re: The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 11:01am On Mar 12, 2021
Are you sure you're not aiming a little higher?
Politics › Re: Flashback Friday: I’m Most Criticised President In The World — Goodluck Jonathan by Kondomatic(m): 10:57am On Mar 12, 2021
I think whoever coined the phrase "you don't appreciate what you have until you lose it" had Jonathan in mind.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Treat Ladies Bad by Kondomatic(m): 10:54am On Mar 12, 2021
Who open gate for this one
Politics › Re: Healthcare May Become Fastest Growing Sector In Nigerian Economy - Osinbajo by Kondomatic(m): 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2021
okefranci:
I am happy that this government take the issue of health so serious and they are looking at all means to tackle the coronavirus
That's why there's no paracetamol in Aso Clinic
Family › Re: Mother Of 10 Seeks Divorce Over Husband by Kondomatic(m): 4:08pm On Mar 11, 2021
10 children in 9 years?

Family › Re: Is My Wife Correct On This Matter? by Kondomatic(m): 1:45pm On Mar 11, 2021
pocohantas:
But wetin be una obsession with throwing. Naija men too like to “throw”. grin
Osim obsession?



How else would she know that you're seriously switching from "I do" to "I don't" if you don't throw?



Right from the time of old, it has always been a way to shame someone, not just women. Throwing the person's things out means that you're done and there's no room for peace talk/reconciliation.
Sports › Re: Desire Oparanozie To Help Anthonia Abisola To Become A Professional Player by Kondomatic(m): 1:35pm On Mar 11, 2021
This is nice
Romance › Re: HELP: My Girlfriend Of 6 Months Does Not Have My Number Saved In Her Phone by Kondomatic(m): 12:05pm On Mar 11, 2021
Fahdiga:
Wake up. you are the side guy
Don't give the guy undue promotion abeg.





He never reach side guy level
Politics › Re: Iskilu Wakili: A Moderator In Career "Invented A Reason" To Ban My Colleague by Kondomatic(m): 11:38am On Mar 11, 2021
Monogamy:
That's almost a year semo banning.

Oh lala
I don't know what they achieve with such lengthy ban.
Romance › Re: How Do I Meet The Type Of Females I'm Interested In by Kondomatic(m): 11:25am On Mar 11, 2021
kingasap:
And what type of man might that be? It's not so much about them wanting me, it's about me wanting them.
Funny.



You want them...




But they also have the kinda man they want, you may not have them if you're not that man.
Family › Re: Is My Wife Correct On This Matter? by Kondomatic(m): 10:50am On Mar 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Come and throw it na. Shey na javelin abi shot put? Nonsense and ingredients.
Tigress






grin
Phones › Re: Airtel Trying So Hard To Go The Etisalat Way by Kondomatic(m): 10:48am On Mar 11, 2021
GolDRoger:
If you are not a regular with MTN you wouldn't know that they have the cheapest data offer rate, Like 3.5k for 12GIG + another 12GIG that's 24GIG, 5k for 20GIG + another 20GIG that's 40k

But it's not for everyone, na those who buys data well gets those kinda offer and it lasts for me
Airtel also gives 20G for N5k
Romance › Re: How Do I Meet The Type Of Females I'm Interested In by Kondomatic(m): 10:45am On Mar 11, 2021
kingasap:
I'm a man in my early twenties. I think it's only natural to want to date. The thing is I am attracted to women that know how to hold a proper conversation on various topics. Alas such women seem extinct. I would like to know where I can meet such women.
Be the type of man they want
Health › Re: Lady Who Survived Breast Cancer Shares Shirtless Photo by Kondomatic(m): 10:42am On Mar 11, 2021
Idiko1:
Breast or no breast, she looks beautiful and still a woman.
True, she's very very beautiful
Crime › Re: Army Kill 15-year-old Boy In Sapele (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 10:41am On Mar 11, 2021
enigma1122:
d ways u dress that's how u are going to b address,see hair.
See what a human being is saying.
Science/Technology › Re: This New Sea Slug Can Cut Off Its Own Head & Still Live For Months (Pics, Video) by Kondomatic(m): 10:34am On Mar 11, 2021
illicit:
Sometimes I want to severe a certain part of my body and grow it back when I need it....
Blockus seems to be the right place to start with.

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