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Politics › Re: Why Ayade hasn’t taken COVID-19 vaccine —Aide by Kondomatic(m): 3:46pm On Mar 17, 2021
Same reason we didn't get palliative
Science/Technology › Re: Hacker, Graham Ivan Clark Pleads Guilty To Celeb Twitter Hack by Kondomatic(m): 3:14pm On Mar 17, 2021
captainamiedi1:
come imagine of na CSP nwafor geng catch am
He for don kpai
Science/Technology › Re: Hacker, Graham Ivan Clark Pleads Guilty To Celeb Twitter Hack by Kondomatic(m): 2:53pm On Mar 17, 2021
pocohantas:
Lol. His people won’t even know where he is. E go just disappear and we would be wondering if he is in Agadez. cheesy
Swears.. Some parts of his body would either be missing or not functioning.


Health › Re: Strange Disease In Kano Caused By Dansami Poisoning - NAFDAC by Kondomatic(m): 2:46pm On Mar 17, 2021
Drsnives:
Them dea use soap brush their teeth.. I weak when I see am
There is this thing they eat, they call it "garo garo" or something like that.


First, they put cooked spag in a plate, then add groundnut oil on top. Put am pepper, onions and maggi and eat it like that.


The only cooked thing there is the spag, the rest nah raw.
Health › Re: Strange Disease In Kano Caused By Dansami Poisoning - NAFDAC by Kondomatic(m): 2:39pm On Mar 17, 2021
AMvanquish:
Lies.... grin. Even if they do, are you the one eating it.
Eating what?



As in I will go and buy already soaked garri to take or what?




Nah, I cook most of the food I eat.
Crime › Re: UPDATE: I Have Been Scammed By A Nairalander by Kondomatic(m): 2:36pm On Mar 17, 2021
Deserea:
I have been trying to upload but my network is slow
Keep trying.
Science/Technology › Re: Hacker, Graham Ivan Clark Pleads Guilty To Celeb Twitter Hack by Kondomatic(m): 2:35pm On Mar 17, 2021
pocohantas:
As an American or Nigerian?
As in, imagine if it was a Nigerian that did this to Nigerian celebs and SARS arrested him. I am sure his case won't appear in court in the next five years.
Health › Re: Strange Disease In Kano Caused By Dansami Poisoning - NAFDAC by Kondomatic(m): 2:32pm On Mar 17, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Our Northern brothers should please mind whatever they eat or drink
These people that put maggi for garri. Abeg their matter tire me.
Science/Technology › Re: Hacker, Graham Ivan Clark Pleads Guilty To Celeb Twitter Hack by Kondomatic(m): 2:29pm On Mar 17, 2021
Imagine say nah SARS arrest this guy.
Crime › Re: How My Wife Poisoned My Food After I Gave Her Access To My ₦19 Million Bank Acc. by Kondomatic(m): 9:39am On Mar 17, 2021
Zzor:
yen yen yen,do you know that devil is a man soeat your words audio millionaire
@Emboldened




That's why you and I are still alive and can still chose who to serve.


If to say devil nah woman eeh! SMH. Even the gods for don die.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React To Bella Shmurda Music Video Needs To Be Banned By NBC For Publi by Kondomatic(m): 9:31am On Mar 17, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
Flavour's father was on sick bed, he went there to sing Osadebe's songs to sooth him. So I asked why he didn't sing Ukwu or Looking yansh to him, the bashed me here.
They said it is showbiz, they are business men, that's what sells, etc. My point was that since they are good music to him, he should be proud to sing them to his father. If Osadebe had sang about yansh, whose music should have been used? When we and Flavour are on our sick bed at old age, what music will be used to sooth us? The same Osadebe or looking yansh?
Same way Bobrisky dressed like a man on his father's birthday. These guys do what they do to make money, they don't care whose child is being misled or corrupted, the society is fvcked already.

Trying to correct anyone is a waste of time, abnormal is the new normal and the normal we used to know is now old school/outdated.

It's unfortunate.


I think it's all man for himself now, live good and live right and if one is to marry, he should look for one that see things his way, or at least close to it so that together they will instill a stable source of moral guidance in their kids otherwise nah hoodlums they will turn out to be.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React To Bella Shmurda Music Video Needs To Be Banned By NBC For Publi by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Mar 17, 2021
Queenslander:
Everybody is copying naira Marley's style, with the nude scenes!! A very stupid one at that!!
Nairal Marley of yesterday?
Romance › Re: Braless Lady Blasted For Dancing With Her Chest (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 9:20am On Mar 17, 2021
Her next post....










Respect women, stop sexualizing them.
Romance › Re: Please Share Your Experience With Short Women. by Kondomatic(m): 10:44pm On Mar 16, 2021
My experience with one was awesome really, though it didn't last long. . She's very smart.
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Now Hates Me by Kondomatic(m): 11:29am On Mar 16, 2021
Nairaland males and their endless relationship problems, SMH
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Trending On Twitter by Kondomatic(m): 11:23am On Mar 16, 2021
Romanoff:
Rotfl. Righteousness done blow for Twitter o.
As a Werey pastor grin
Crime › Re: Woman Confesses To Sleeping With Her Boss & Two Other Men After Husband's Death by Kondomatic(m): 11:21am On Mar 16, 2021
Kriss216:
The husband is not a wizard to know the wife is sharing kpekus like Tom Tom.
The signs always come, a warning of sorts. I can remember the whole gist but it happened once when I was in Kogi state, the man ignored the warning and died too.
Romance › Re: He Took My Virginity And Broke Up With Me After Three Days by Kondomatic(m): 11:07am On Mar 16, 2021
Ardar:
The earlier women understand that mails are selfish creatures with no iota of respect for women the better.
Fvck respect for women.


The earlier women understand that men are not obliged to respect them simply because they're a women, the better for them.

When respect is demanded, it's not earned. Women should learn to respect themselves first before expecting men to respect them.
Crime › Re: Woman Confesses To Sleeping With Her Boss & Two Other Men After Husband's Death by Kondomatic(m):
The husband knew what was going on and still continued staying in the marriage.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Omokaro, Titilayo Sex Video Played As Evidence In Lagos Court - WATCH by Kondomatic(m): 5:11am On Mar 16, 2021
Jones90:
Fear women. I repeat fear women. Those creatures are complicated.
Complicated or Smart?
Politics › Re: Suspected Herdsmen Tie Oyo Farmer To Tree, Kill Him With Machete by Kondomatic(m): 4:59am On Mar 16, 2021
inoki247:
shocked shocked
Me I don't even understand again arr this people above the law...
Yes
Romance › Re: Will You Love To Marry Someone That Has Your Character? by Kondomatic(m): 10:46am On Mar 15, 2021
Bluezy13:
No.

I like authoritative women.
Same here bro.


If I marry an easy going person like me, oh boy, the world people go ride us eeh!

I need someone that can be hard-hearted when necessary. It takes me more bulshits than I deem normal to do that.
Travel › Re: Have You Ever Forgotten Your Change With A Bus Conductor? by Kondomatic(m): 10:25am On Mar 15, 2021
merieam16:
God 4bid bad thing...i av never nd will never forget my change to those conductors

I can imagine cos it will really pain you nd even pain u more if its ur last money


Anytime i feel i might 4get,i keep reminding him repeatedly till he gives me my change
Pray you don't find yourself in a situation that will make you forget your bag, bus stop or even child.
Romance › Re: Why Do The Young Men Of Today Do This? by Kondomatic(m): 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2021
Preciousgirl:
The young men of today love older women
What is the reason or motivation?
What is attractive about older women?
Beats me.



Imagine getting married to old Alafin that already has 12 wives.
Politics › Re: Farmer-herders Crisis: Six States Reject Fg’s Livestock Scheme by Kondomatic(m): 2:03pm On Mar 14, 2021
HeadShot:
Umahi have turned Ebonyi to ruga
When we get Biafra, Ebonyi will be the new North
Business › Re: How Quick Loans Lure Workers, SMEs To Debt Traps by Kondomatic(m): 8:30am On Mar 14, 2021
pocohantas:
Banks were given a mandate to increase their risk assets (loans), that is why commercial banks became risk-friendlier and started rolling out different individual loan packages. It is not like they wanted to give you before. cheesy

Previously, most RMs shy away from risk. No one wants to book a bad loan that would kill his/her career and even affect their branch. Recovery is another issue, Nigerians have bad character and I am sure it is because of us they added that to the Cs of credit.

Even as friendly as banks were, they were still not accessible to the average person, that is why these independent loan companies became more popular. I’ll say, avoid them. Loans are not for personal hard times, weddings or vacations. You have your family and friends for such soft loans...
Banks cannot give you loan until you provide hard evidence to prove that you actually don't need a loan grin but a businessman is got no options. You must patronize them anyways.

Yea, recovering loans from Nigerians is a tough job that's why these loan apps go the hard way. Once your grace period expires, they will declare you wanted and forward the message to all your contacts, no joy grin

Hey, log out and go to church before emepem anyam
Romance › Re: This Is How A Beautiful Woman Should Look Like by Kondomatic(m): 9:52am On Mar 13, 2021
IntersexSherry:
This is true beauty with strength
What the fvck is wrong with you boy-girl?

Apart from the outline of what used to be her breasts(cause I am sure the main thing has been replaced by muscles) there's nothing else in this human that one can say is a quality associated with women.

Nothing at all.


Only gays and upcoming gays will find this one attractive.

A woman should be womanly in appearance and character no be this one wey be like truck pusher.
Family › Re: Scared Of Thunder by Kondomatic(m): 5:47am On Mar 13, 2021
okoIYAyin:
I will never forget the day thunder struck me really hard, the experience was really funny, everything happened so fast. It was around 2017, i was sitting alone in the room, using my using while it's plugged, my bad. Normally i wouldn't use my phone while it's charging but it's like the devil just wanna get to me that night, my long time crush decided to chat with me that night, but unfortunately my phone was low on battery and i just have to use it while charging. I remember vividly, i was about to send a kiss emoji when this thing just hit me from nowhere, i couldn't understand what was going on for a minute, the only thing i could feel is my hand getting really swelled up, and my phone and charger was shattered on the ground, i didn't even know if am the one that flung it or it flung itself, i screamed so loud that everybody in the house quickly rushed to my door. What surprises me most is how i got a cut on my thigh, omo thunder crazy gan o. Since that day like this, anytime i see signs of thunder, I'll drop my phone somewhere if it's with me and make sure am not touching anything metal, the fear is still in me till today
Thunder is just a sound boss, it doesn't strike people. Lightening is what strikes people.
Food › Re: The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 10:01pm On Mar 12, 2021
pocohantas:
There is a difference between eateries and home-cooked meals na. Lol, food would always be an important thing to most Nigerian men. Doesn’t mean they don’t want peace, but food and peace are not mutually exclusive. Some of us give all, including trouble and sleepless nights. grin
Foods are always important to us, I know but they can always easily be sourced unlike peace, moreover no be every body sabi cook. I have eaten some home made stews that's just magi and spices like an average road side eatery. Makes not much difference.

But when the mind is at peace, the tongue over looks some taste grin. A man who finds someone that can give him both is more blessed than he knows sha.




See, I understand the troubles part, some troubles are actually good but sleepless nights? Is your snoring that loud?
Food › Re: See The Massive Catch Of Over 2,000 Catfish In My Neighborhood by Kondomatic(m): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2021
pocohantas:
Nothing wey OP fit tell me o, na person fish be that. How catfish go just cluster there like that.

If truly it isn’t someone’s own, OP should be careful o. Buhari must not see this, else e go send military to that place.
If person no put them there directly then nah flood carry them from person's pond come there, either way nah person's fish be that.
Food › Re: See The Massive Catch Of Over 2,000 Catfish In My Neighborhood by Kondomatic(m): 8:44pm On Mar 12, 2021
pocohantas:
Na person fish/business be this. This can’t be natural resources.

Please put your ears to the ground, a local man would slump in coming days. lipsrsealed
I have feeling that they will eat their share of the pepper soup in a police cell.

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