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Crime › Re: Lookman Onabanjo 'Bugon' Kidnapped With His Driver, Others. 100m Ransom Demanded by Kondomatic(m): 9:31am On Mar 11, 2021

MejiLoyon:
Stop paying these people. When business no go again them go stop. It's not easy I know but sometimes....
God forbid make their hand no touch me but if I enter their hand and them mention useless money like that , I go make peace with my God, provoke them till them shoot me. Death at my age and death at 90 na the same thing. Na the mode go just different. Make the.use the money care for my kids. I can't give any bandit chingbain. That very act might be saving another family. Because na your money them go use wreak havoc.

Then again E fit be mouth I dey make. Me wey be say just to Cork gun near me use am threaten me lasan go make me start to present all my credentials reach death certificate wey never happen.

You've never had a near-death-experience, else you for no dey talk like this. If SARS handle you eeh, you go know say life sweet pass 4 days of intense non-stop orgasm.

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Family › Re: Is My Wife Correct On This Matter? by Kondomatic(m): 3:43am On Mar 11, 2021*

Chuxx84:
Good evening nairalanders. Please I need advice/opinions on this issue at hand.
I have been taking care of my mother since before I got married, I have other brothers older and younger but they are not financially buoyant. (So they claimed) I did not mind this but kept on caring for her ( house rent, feeding, other bills). Although it's a burden to me, but she is my mother. Now my wife suggest that any money I want to give to her should pass through her (I will send to my wife then she sends to my mother) or she does the sending and I later pay her back. Her claim is my mother is fetish with my money. I'm confused can this be true? Sometimes my mother will make simple money request my wife would say I should ignore her. She says she is taking me for a fool. I am beginning to get tired of this whole thing. Please help with advice or opinions.
Thanks.

Tell me that my mother is "Fe" and I will be done throwing your bags out by the time you say "tish"

What nonsense.

I don't understand how this generation managed to raise so many weak people.

Person fail WAEC, boom suicide.

Person fail jamb, suicide

Person gets dumped, suicide

Now see the kind of a question a man is asking. It's jus annoying.

Women are very manipulative, first they act like they mean well and boom, they're riding you. This wife obviously did some very nice and caring thing before to get the OP's trust and now she's hitting on her main motive.

Being able to see through their plans is what keeps a man in charge. Beat them on their own games or you will die serving them.

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Romance › Re: Beware Of "Dangerous" Married Women. by Kondomatic(m): 8:42pm On Mar 10, 2021

lefulefu:
4 out of 10 abi 10 out of 10 guys

Abi oo my brother.

But guys don't talk about it

Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 8:37pm On Mar 10, 2021

pocohantas:
Hahahaha. You are right sha. Some kind anger comes from a place of nonfulfillment.

Reminds me of my early days on NL. There was this girl that was a sweetheart, I can remember her username but I rather not mention it. One day she had a fallout with one of the popular oldies and while she was acting all calm, swaying support- the guy let the cat out of the bag. She had a second account that was very savage.

Fights then were messy and entertaining at the same time.

Some even uploaded nvde pictures but I didn't view any of them though. Home training wouldn't let me.

And nah for 3rd to 5th page e dey get messy.

Moderators would delete them and I go use way back machine read everything. SMH.

pocohantas:
I was just peeping from the window. She really tried to keep up both personalities, me can’t be good no matter how hard I try.

That actually makes you good. You're good but highly misunderstood. sorry grin

pocohantas:
You still are, just not like some here.

I am same everywhere sha, whether nah for FB or anywhere else, I don't hide me.

Family › Re: Court Dissolves 8-year-old Marriage Over Wife’s Ill Temper by Kondomatic(m): 5:19pm On Mar 10, 2021

Warrgidanairala:
Marriage isn't attractive these days

Because humans are negativity bias, they don't talk about the good ones.

Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 5:11pm On Mar 10, 2021

pocohantas:

Just works for me. I love to sneak up on them and be like, ”that is my baby, give them hot hot”.

In the past Nlders were mature and people shared stories, personal details. Not anymore, except you want to remain in the background. Else they’ll use it to troll you and say it is perfect to do such.

I am already on it. You be redpiller that year. ?

Odiegwu.

Few were mature just like now but others acted mature because they just had to.

Reason being that things weren't as difficult as they are know so we could easily pretend to be sensible. Hard times and frustrations nah wetin change nairaland.

There's no way you will have financial problems and rumbling stomach and still act mature. Igasikwa.

The real mature ones are still here with their old accounts, those that were pretending changed their accounts to reveal their real self.

@emboldened Am I not now?

Romance › Re: Should A Real Man Put His Wife Or Family First In A Situation Like This? by Kondomatic(m): 5:03pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Kriss216:
You can have another wife tomorrow, but, you can't have another family.

Family is all we've got.

Family is not only those that are affiliated with you by blood sir.

When you're with a person who wants the best for you, helps to bring out the best in you, wishes you well and have your back in time of difficulty, that right there is a family.

Some friends/partners are nature's way of saying I am sorry for the type of family I gave you.

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Family › Re: Strict Parents Raise The Best Children. by Kondomatic(m): 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2021

LauraClasikVibe:
Strict parents raise the horniest children., Lets discuss

I don't see how parents being strict increases a child's libido

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Nairaland General › Re: I Keep Wandering. by Kondomatic(m): 2:03pm On Mar 10, 2021

Usorohtheman:
Sometimes, I wander how Africa was before the Advent of western education...

Despite how educated, we claim to be, we are still behaving primitively.

The essence of education is to emphasize on the freedom of mankind from one sided sentiments and that's what the first world countries have been able to eliminate to a large extent.

However, my beloved Africa is still shallowing in mediocrity and hence their love for materialism keeps skyrocketing.

Education trains the mind to learn how to think but that is not the case with Africa. Rather it is all about the money for Africans not minding the dignity of people that are been trampled upon.

To make money is very easy if only you are educated.

My two cents

Formal, Informal or Non-formal education?

Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi: Bandits Feel Everyone Is Against Them by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On Mar 10, 2021

Nigeria's first minister of terrorism has spoken

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Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 1:57pm On Mar 10, 2021

pocohantas:
That one no possible, it is always growing.

Nah so, like Nigeria's debt grin

pocohantas:
Oh really? It took me sometime to notice most popular people have one because I really do not follow people I have my eyes on and I also do not visit that section.

That's strange.

Why though?

pocohantas:
Sometimes my followers share some that are really interesting and personal. Ain’t sharing my personal life with angry birds though.

Let me check yours out.

Lols, you might..... Someday

Some people feel safe here, it's not same for others and then there are some that just don't care. They share their story down to their bedroom activities.

All mallam with his own kettle.

Mine will bore you to your marrows.

Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 1:22pm On Mar 10, 2021

pocohantas:
Lmao.

Ediko5 that is the Diary Section, it is a read only section.

You will soon not have anything to sit down with if you continue doing the emboldened.

There was a time the Diary Section was very very interesting.

It was kinda competitive then, almost every popular person here had one, I have one too but the fun gradually ebbed away.

What used to be like a one big e-family has been taken over by angry birds.

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Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2021

ediko5:
Wow. So throughout my years in Nairaland i never knew such section exist.

Thanks bro, i just went through the section now.

It's because of how you use the forum bro. For instance, I only check what's new and what's trending when I am online, followed by posts from those I follow and what they shared so there's no way I am going to know all the sections.

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Nairaland General › Re: How Can Restrict Nairaland Members From Replying To My Topic - See Example by Kondomatic(m): 12:58pm On Mar 10, 2021

ediko5:
I came across this post by a Nairalander https://www.nairaland.com/6446688/kwin-more

I tried to reply to the topic but was shown Insufficient Permissions. I notice only the poster can comment on the thread.
This is the first time i've seen this functionality on Nairaland, how can i do this.

That's a diary boss. You can create one too in the diary section and others will not be able to comment.

Romance › Re: Please Someone Should Advise Me. by Kondomatic(m): 9:58am On Mar 10, 2021

divineappo:
Am dating this girl, I love her honestly, we began dating about 3 months Ago. I live in a single room self contain, and she asked me to get a two bedroom flat. I told her I can only afford room and parlor self contain, which am already sourcing for, because money is ready. She is a student, not working yet.

But she still insist I go for a big apartment, two bedroom flat. And that she isn't comfortably in a room and parlor self contain

We are dating, and working towards getting married by the end of this year, or next year January

Pls someone should advise me. Am confused

Someone you met just three months ago is already telling what to do?

Oga, if you're okay in your self-con, please stay there and keep working for a better tomorrow.

To rent house no be issue, nah to renew be the wahala and e possible say babe go don already port by then

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Properties › Re: SCARY: Newly Completed 49-storey Building In Canada. Can You Live Here? I Photo by Kondomatic(m): 8:14am On Mar 10, 2021

Sincerely speaking, I cannot live in a building that's close to this very one.

Romance › Re: Beware Of "Dangerous" Married Women. by Kondomatic(m): 8:12am On Mar 10, 2021*

It's funny how you lots attack Nigeria women upandan when it comes to infidelity and keep mute about men like its our birthright to cheat.

Try using your girlfriend's Facebook, you will see that at least 4 out of every 10 guys in her inbox are likely married.

Oga, men and women cheat. That's just it.

Women at least used to save us the emotional trauma by not rubbing it on our faces unlike we do to them.

It was until recent that they become bold, prolly because they've had enough.

Night clubs are a lot like PTA meeting these days, old men coming in with young girls, those are people's husband.

Marriage with Nigeria women is very beautiful.

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Celebrities › Re: Can A Man Have This Kind Of Woman And Still Sleep Out by Kondomatic(m): 8:04am On Mar 10, 2021

jaraflaver:
Men are never satisfy with one woman.

I am.

One is almost more than enough.

But you see this lady in this picture.

If I am in prison for like say 20 years and she's the one available for me.

I will ask for a carton of Vaseline.

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Romance › Re: Who Needs A God-fearing Girlfriend With Ashawo Vibes- Lady Advertises Herself by Kondomatic(m): 6:36pm On Mar 09, 2021

sholazy:
You can't be GOD fearing and have ashawo vibes nah....

Having ashawo vibezzz is actually good if it's exclusively for you.

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Politics › Re: Maina: Court Summons Malami, Magu To Testify In Maina’s Trial by Kondomatic(m): 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2021

Racoon:
Clash of Maina vs Magu vs Malami(3Ms) will indeed be an interesting clash of the three dubious characters with different egocentric desperation.

MMM things

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Celebrities › Re: Reactions As E- Money's Brother Kcee Gives Away Some Of His Clothes To The Needy by Kondomatic(m): 5:01pm On Mar 09, 2021

Elgorny:
Why old cloth? Bill gate doesn't give old cloth to the needy people! So you think you are making change You want to reduce poverty? no diffrent btw u and bubu

He's name is Kcee not Bill Gates

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Pets › Re: Check Out The Animal My Dog Killed Last Night by Kondomatic(m): 3:17pm On Mar 09, 2021

danvault:
This looks like grasscutter/ekute/eletu, better meat if I am right.

Grasscutter with long tail?

Family › Re: Why Do Many Nigerians Hate Cats by Kondomatic(m): 3:14pm On Mar 09, 2021

Bornsinner7:
I just chased one with stone yesterday..

They keep coming into my yard.. I still can't tell which of my neighbours own these cats that keep jumping into my compound.. I'm even planning on getting a dog cuz of them..

I hate cats.. they disgust me.. they stare at you weirdly, they are sneaky and keep crying and fighting at midnight by your window

I can relate.

Especially when they're hungry, they will be looking at you like Bros you look edible oo, you sure say you no be rat?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: List Of Nairaland Ladies Any Reasonable Man With Wisdom Will Wife by Kondomatic(m): 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2021

Jeon:
congratulations for having that kind of skill.

Lols.

Been a while we had this kinda fun thread, let's enjoy it.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: List Of Nairaland Ladies Any Reasonable Man With Wisdom Will Wife by Kondomatic(m): 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2021

Jeon:
Okay, lemme tell you what I really think about some of these ladies you mentioned.

Mrscarter. I haven't really noticed this girl.

Zzor In every community development primary school, there's always this old female teacher that comes to school with few neighbor's kids, she wears black shoes and long skirts. Very wicked and rarely beautiful. They neither get sacked nor promoted. That's who comes to mind whenever I come across this username.

Don't marry her.

pocahontas First time I came across this username, I imagined the kinda lady you'd scream at and she will start crying. Don't ask me why. I learned later that she does most of the screaming. She's got a very thick e-skin. Few people come close to her in that aspect, Laveda(I hope I got the name right) Makydebbie, Cococandy and one other lady that wants Great Khali to squeeze her boobs. Are they good wife materials? Possibly good wife material offline but online? Mba.

Chii59 Idon't know her.

StacyO This one has more relationship problems than Nigeria's problems. You will have a lot of ex puzzles to help her solve. Avoid.

fati2001
Petyprincess
virginprincess

Don't know these ones.

Ishilove If you grew up in the village with one borehole, you'd notice one unhappy woman that sales water there. She usually wears turtle neck sweatshirts during cold weather. Usually busty with what I won't accept as a moderate ass. She uses Dongoyaro chewing stick from 6am till around 11am, beats children on behalf of their parents and gets easily offended. Whether or not you will wife such person is your decision.

mariahangel
wittyglam
ladysarah

I don't know these ones
I come in peace.

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Crime › Re: Policeman Told Me He Was Taking Me To The Station At 2am To Suck My Boobs - Lady by Kondomatic(m): 2:26pm On Mar 09, 2021

Akamariner:
I think something is wrong with our men then, if a lady can't dress the way she likes.

You can dress any how you like darling, you can even chose to cover all parts of your body except your genitals.

But you should know that people are equally free to address you the way you're dressed. That's just common sense

Freedom without accountability is madness

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Crime › Re: Policeman Told Me He Was Taking Me To The Station At 2am To Suck My Boobs - Lady by Kondomatic(m): 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2021*

blazepascal:
with the way you are dressed why won't he tell you that

Bros, are you okay?

blazepascal:
I i should be asking you

Well, I will answer you, I am perfectly okay and I do hope you're too but this your comment is not right.

First thing first, you're already making excuses for the officer even though you've no idea how she's dressed. That's madness.

Secondly, even if she was half naked, it's not written in our constitution that officers should suck the boobs of scantily dressed women. You don't keep laws by breaking laws.

See, there's an time to be intentionally insensitive or stupid and make crazy comments or annoying jokes, we do it here on purpose but this is not the time.

When you see a woman that's naked, the first reaction should be "Jesus, what's wrong with this woman" because something is likely wrong somewhere.

A police officer and other humans around there that are actually humans should without being told, get her some clothing before even asking her what's wrong.

If it happens that she did that on purpose, then the officer should take her in and charge her if there's a law she's breaking. That's how things are done.

This police officer is supposed to protect this lady from animals who would want to suck her breasts and not do the actual sucking, no matter how she's dressed.

Taking her to the station to do the sucking tells yiu how corrupt and decayed the police force is and seeing you comment, similar ones and the number of likes they have shows that it will only get worse.

Romance › Re: How Do I End This Relationship?? by Kondomatic(m): 8:27am On Mar 09, 2021

StacyO:
The guy is very much attached to me already and I won't fake it,I'm equally beginning to feel butterflies in my stomach.

Butterflies don't have long lifespan, hopefully you will be done with the contract by the time the ones you're feeling in your stomach are dead.

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Romance › Re: Should A Man Who Claims To Love You Do This? by Kondomatic(m): 1:58pm On Mar 08, 2021

Zzor:
Your Monika tells a lot about you, only if you know the grace I carry you won't type this.Infact the grace God blessed me with can change the situation of this country

Gerrara here mehn

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does This Everytime by Kondomatic(m): 8:41am On Mar 08, 2021

Anigreat:

Is either you're so broke or so damn ugly, reason you're so scared and so insecure.

Rather than being grateful that you have a girl that opened up and tells you anytime a guy woes her, you're here being worried. How many girls of nowadays are so faithful to do that?

If you want her to keep it to herself anytime guys approach her, then open up to her, but las las believe me, na u e go pain pass.

Guy be calming down.

A woman telling you about every guy that woes her isn't a good news anymore.

It's a trick now, she will tell you all except the one she likes and you won't suspect anything because you think she tells you everything.

These women are smarter than you think

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Romance › Re: What Is Your Love Language? by Kondomatic(m): 9:39pm On Mar 07, 2021

Truthabulabula:
Brother man you need help

I know right

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