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Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by Kondomatic(m): 1:22pm On Dec 04, 2020
Zzor:
Why? please explain
I am hemophobic
Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by Kondomatic(m): 1:14pm On Dec 04, 2020
mj31:
I dont thinks guys get emotional attached to the girl that took their virginity... but as for the second one using my self as an example yes i do get emotional about girl who is a virgin or who i took her virginity...
Taking a girl's virginity is one thing that I will never ever do.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Before You Marry Her Make Sure You Check Her Social Media Inboxes by Kondomatic(m): 9:18am On Dec 04, 2020
So long you're not marrying a virgin, you're not different from he that married a coded rons girl.


Vagina is not metered, it doesn't matter how many people she has slept with, she still have more than enough for you.


Since this WTF generation believes virginity is no longer a virtue, we should all brace up for the impact.



What really is the difference between your girlfriend and these rons babes? Just a little.


Rons babes run a LovePeddler-organization while your girlfriend runs a non-profit LovePeddler-organization.


Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Accuses His Wife & Her Family Of Plotting To Take His Properties by Kondomatic(m): 8:54am On Dec 04, 2020
I sincerely miss the time when family problems stayed within the family and certain things remained in people's heads.




These celebs should learn to handle their shits without disturbing our space, we have our own problems and we don't bug them with it
Romance › Re: Some Guys Are So Wicked (photo). by Kondomatic(m): 5:55am On Dec 04, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
grin grin grin I do this alot... Dat is my NDA
Lols.....




That's childish though
Romance › Re: Sugar Mummy Story In Abuja: Man Shares His Experience (Pics) by Kondomatic(m): 9:35pm On Dec 03, 2020
tysontim:
How do you know this?
A little bird whispered it to me a long time ago when animals used to talk.
Romance › Re: Sugar Mummy Story In Abuja: Man Shares His Experience (Pics) by Kondomatic(m): 9:33pm On Dec 03, 2020
pocohantas:
Oga how did you know? I done dey suspect you since, but I no dey like judge person. grin
I am clean joor, I just know things.


And sometimes I dream dreams grin
Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 9:29pm On Dec 03, 2020
LaEvilIMiss:
hmm you sure the sins of the father did not enter the dna of the children grin
It's possible and it's also possible that the parents are clean.



Either way, I will prefer he channels all the curses to the lady directly
Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:41pm On Dec 03, 2020
Nairalandwizerd:
partnership in crime
The problem with someone of is inability to use your senses.



The parents of this girl could be hard working people that do their normal daily activities to keep body and soul together. His siblings could be unaware of her fraudulent activities so why should they be cursed because of her sins?

Use your brain or return it to your maker.
Romance › Re: Sugar Mummy Story In Abuja: Man Shares His Experience (Pics) by Kondomatic(m): 8:16pm On Dec 03, 2020
pocohantas:
Kondo-matic come and see your younger brother with his head like bicycle seat. The shape of his head is enough reason not to pay him sef.

This gender wants to cashout too, it is so sad that women are not willing to pay for sex. A willing penis is more available than clean water. There is no scarcity of any kind.
gringringrin



This life no get balance walahi, if to say nah woman comot like this she go surely carry something come house but see my guy.


His head though, more like a lady's motorcycle seat. Three cone shapes in right places like Ekwu Nnem okenye na village.


The distance between his eyebrows na another thing.


Sugar mummies dey Abuja sha but you don't go for them, they come for you if they like you.



Please don't ask me how I know this.
Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 4:08pm On Dec 03, 2020
Creeza:
Coming from some1 who steals people's hard earned money to impress girls.
my brother, you're a joker cheesy when you have legitably earned 1naira in your life that will soon end, then we can talk.

I agree so much with ur signature

mynd44
dragnet
honsule
lalasticlala
dominique

RULE 9
Akpai, you accuse people without any form of evidence and then call the moderators? For what exactly?



I should be the one calling them to report you but I won't, it'd be a waste of time.


Like I said earlier, you talk too much and reason too little so there's no point in calling the moderators to report some idle talks from a female-man.




Grow up please.
Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 2:55pm On Dec 03, 2020
Creeza:
Coming from some1 who steals people's hard earned money impress girls.
my brother, you a joker cheesy when you have legitably earned 1naira in your life that will soon end, then we can talk.

I agree so much with ur signature
Same nonsense

Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m):
Creeza:
Your descendants. Untill the sixth generation. 600 yrs
Nye nye nye nye nye.




If your words are powerful then use it to bless yourself so you will be in the same league with Dangote and Bill Gates.



Abi nah only curse you sabi curse?

Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 2:33pm On Dec 03, 2020
Creeza:
You have made your point, now get off my mention.

Had it been my money entered thin air, its the same you that will come here and tell me nonsense.

sir you are scammer. no offense angry
Cry cry baby

Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 2:25pm On Dec 03, 2020
Creeza:
your opinion. maybe you are her relative, one day ur cup will be full too
Grow up oga.


What if all of a sudden you start having difficulties in everything you do and you later find out that the reason for your troubles is because your brother or child had issues with someone and the person cursed his father(you) and his entire household?

How would you feel?


A soul that sins should die.


Let her family be, they've got nothing to do with this.



You talk too much for a guy, and brag a lot too.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Tried To Marry Me When I Was Younger - BBN Princess Reveal [photos] by Kondomatic(m): 1:28pm On Dec 03, 2020
What are we supposed to do with this information?

Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 1:18pm On Dec 03, 2020
Creeza:
More... She said I should do whatever I like... I want to ruin their business...simple
Whatever is going on between you and her should stay between you and her. It's got nothing to do with her father or her entire household
Celebrities › Re: Asa: Why I’m Not Married Yet by Kondomatic(m): 1:16pm On Dec 03, 2020
Marriage isn't for everyone, just do you and face front make others see chance do their own. Life is that simple
Celebrities › Re: Nengi: Thick Is The Thigh, Thin In The Waist by Kondomatic(m): 1:10pm On Dec 03, 2020
pocohantas:
You sef know this one is not necessary for una.
Maybe not necessary for some but not me.
Phones › Re: Scammer alert!!! (Update on Page 2) Beware!!! by Kondomatic(m): 1:09pm On Dec 03, 2020
[quote author=Creeza[/quote]God purnish your papa
angry ogun rape ur entire householdsad[/quote] What exactly is these people's offense? What did they do to you to deserve this,?
Politics › Re: 2023: We Will Bring Prominent Leaders, Youths Into PDP - Saraki by Kondomatic(m): 7:44am On Dec 03, 2020
Wiseandtrue:
It's an understatement

Lawan has no business in the Senate!!!

He would have done better modelling STARCHED babaringa!!!
Starched babaringa

Crime › Re: Judiciary Staff Beheaded In Kogi State (Disturbing Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 5:54am On Dec 03, 2020
Human life isn't worth in this country .
Politics › Re: 2023: We Will Bring Prominent Leaders, Youths Into PDP - Saraki by Kondomatic(m): 5:52am On Dec 03, 2020
This man is twice better than the current senate president
Family › Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Keeps Disturbing My Relationship by Kondomatic(m): 5:43am On Dec 03, 2020
Kriss216:
School fees since 2018 = N200,000

Sent her mom =N100,0000

Phones, laptops, bags, clothes =N250,000

Outings/Drinks/Food/. =N60,000

And she took my... =N600,000



Total = N1,210,000 in just two years on a fish brain!
And he wonders why she will not let him be.



Who no like free money?

Celebrities › Re: Nengi: Thick Is The Thigh, Thin In The Waist by Kondomatic(m): 5:35am On Dec 03, 2020
And the brain?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Are International Conspiracy To Split Nigeria – Army by Kondomatic(m): 5:28am On Dec 03, 2020
rossniti:
Shut up. How is he ''displaying his incompetence'' by that announcement?

What does ''jigging service chiefs'' have to do with what he said?

How is it a solution to what he said is occurring?

You dullard youths just come in here to criticise by instinct even without thinking.

Useless.
las las you said nothing



#spits

Celebrities › Re: Having A Child Is Not An Achievement- Tee-Y Mix's Wife by Kondomatic(m): 3:01pm On Dec 02, 2020
pocohantas:
This is a sensible response. I hate when people say this and that is not an achievement. Some people are very pro-marriage/family, so it is an achievement to them and they should be allowed to enjoy it.

However we should understand that this talk comes from a place of pressure most times. Nigerians need to allow others be. Everyone mustn’t follow the societal standard, everyone mustn’t get their desires when they desire it most.

TTC couples are already having it hard enough, stop monitoring their wombs. Same with those seeking for life partners. Run your race and allow them run theirs. After all, it is not like the monitoring spirit’s life is perfect.
Unfortunately Nigerians are more interested in what's going on in people's life than their own life.

In fact we know alot about what's best for the other person and how the other person should live his or her life and nothing about our own life.


It's just unfortunate.
Celebrities › Re: Having A Child Is Not An Achievement- Tee-Y Mix's Wife by Kondomatic(m): 2:23pm On Dec 02, 2020
Marriage is an achievement.

Having a kid is an achievement.

Buying a car is an achievement.









Once you successfully do/get something that you've always wanted to do/get especially after a lot of effort. That's an achievement
Crime › Re: Lady Commits Sucide After Her Boyfriend Allegedly Broke Up With Her by Kondomatic(m): 7:17pm On Dec 01, 2020
See his head like a padded budget
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Kondomatic(m): 7:13pm On Dec 01, 2020
pocohantas:
All these guys with very-skinny-dirty-jeans and carved eyebrows, no dey too get sense.




The kind of babes I need in my life. Not those ones that will open mouth waaaa and say “I don’t like female friends, I prefer guys”

Do guys prefer you? cheesy

That year one guy dey cast im babe anyhow for my front. You dey chyke me, come dey cast your ex. Still give me her number to warn her off. As you be Bill Gates heir, two vagina people should start fighting for you. I just dey forward the babe screenshots. She needed to know what she is up against. No time o! grin grin
I hate this
Politics › Re: FG To Treat Fresh #endsars Protest As Attempt At Regime Change by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On Nov 30, 2020
Yenefer:
If there's any group of scammers or terrorist planning to create chaos and lawlessness, they should know, that the Army and SARS will treat them as enemy of the state
You're a shame to both living and non living things.



UN's Food and Agriculture Organisation predicted that famine will hit northern Nigeria soon, your government is doing nothing about that.

This warning came when you guys have farmers working in the farm, now 50+ of them have been slaughtered by patriotic bokoharam so expect the famine earlier than predicted.

Every sane government should be worried about this because when there's nothing else left to eat, both your police and army will be eaten.

It's not like I expect a zombified person to understand anyways.

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