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Omooba77:
Many people believe, prophecies should be toyed with, nay. These are some things you must know;

1. It is meant to be for the future, when Isaiah foretold the birth of Jesus, many who heard it that who have called Isaiah a fake prophet, because Jesus was born in his time.

2. God doesn't joke with his words, nothing will fail of his pronouncements, Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

3. When God gives, prophecies, men must fulfilled their part, God said Israel must stay in foreign land for 400 years, Genesis 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years; but ended up spending extra 30 years and even wasted 40 years in the wilderness.

So brethren, I beseech you; Don't joke with prophecies.

Happy New Year 2023.

What prophecies are you talking about?

okrikaboi:
You go try dey calm down, there is nothing diabolic about the ritual. Try googling the meaning of ritual before tagging the topic as satanic. The ritual is done by kids and illiterates, they pour water on you on your birthday believing that it would bring blessings. It's just a dumb idea and it has no satanic roots. You could join them as well it's totally harmless for an illiterate.

One must be willing to participate in a particular ritual to be part of it. You can’t just pour water on someone because you’ve been doing it to other people.

If the lady didn’t give her consent to the ritual, I think that constitutes bullying or assault.

captaininiobong:
I teach English to Russians connect me.
08121808761

If your claim above is true, you wouldn’t be needing the Op’s connection except you are ready to get scammed.

If you teach English language to Russians, the op should be asking you to help him and not the other way round.

G00DHardDick:
Next time learn to read and comprehend. And also try not to quote everything next time.

You met a lady in Dubai and already you’ve become an expert in Russia and it’s people!!

This lady has never met your mum but went shopping for her! She bought five bags of clothes for someone she’s never met? Did you tell her your mother’s size?

What do you hope to achieve with this bs of a tale? Seun and his lieutenants permit and encourage lots of nonsense on here.

Sometimes I shed tears for nairaland.

sukkot:
but on a serious note a gazelle is known as a very swift animal and have bursts of speed as high as 100 km per hour. this can be termed as a gra gra personality and so a gazelle gragra is someone who is not known to calm down. someone with nervous energy. someone who is fidgety or aggressive

Tinubu said: “gagaraga” and not gragra/gara gara.
Mister, gragra or gara gara isn’t gagaraga.

Coca Cola isn’t the same as Coca loca or coco laca.

It’s speech impediment when you consistently mispronounce your words.

Tinubu needs mri brain/head scan. Despite the man’s best efforts, the Broca’s region of his brain or the motor speech area doesn’t engage properly sometimes when he wants to speak.

Tinubu needs a doctor and a reassessment of his priorities. To be the president of Nigeria should not be top of his agenda. He can still participate in politics from the background. It shouldn’t be a do or die affair.

lhordspy:
In yoruba. Gragra is refer to as gara gara . Ask around.

Gragra=gara gara=gagaraga or ragagaga or gagagara. Welldone you.

Have a bottle of your favourite. Don’t to distribute the rest to your friends. Pls don’t mix the drinks. Avoid the bottle on the right otherwise you’ll be murmuring cocoloca in your sleep.

LeoDeKing:
So leaving 600 for a sales boy is what makes me a "nairaland billionaire"? Are you that poor that 600 is such a huge amount to you?

Well, I'm not a billionaire, infact I'm not even a big boy, but for sure, I'm very comfortable. As in, very very comfortable and I'm very thankful to God.

Do you really think that your analogy applied to the 2nd river Niger bridge?

I have one question: What’s the cost of constructing that bridge?

ChinemeremFidel:
Please Nairalanders,,matured ones

Which country can I get the visa easily and the transport cheaper and less competitive with 1.5 million Naira


Even though I have about 5 million Naira in my account,, someone has decided to help me

Please I don't want to make mistakes in this?

Which country can I go to??

What’s your academic qualifications? What skills do you have?

As a Nigerian and someone who speak English language, there are five countries you should be thinking about whether for jobs or education: Uk, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and USA. Don’t make the mistake of paying someone (helper) to assist in securing visa of any country. You can access either the websites of the country’s high commission or embassies for any assistance. The so called helper will collect your money and disappear or he will dump you in the middle of some strange country..
You don’t have to pay anyone for that. There are lots of Nigerians who travelled the way you are planning to...some travel through the Sahara desert in land rovers then got stuck in North Africa. Some have lost their lives there, some drowned in the Mediterranean Sea trying to cross into Europe.
Some were ‘assisted’ to travel to Qatar, Dubai, Cyprus, Malta, Greece. Many of them are stranded there and fighting to survive.

Some travelled to Eastern European countries and met same fate. Language barriers, racism etc are things you should be aware of. Those in Eastern Europe are themselves running away and trying to come into the Uk.

Invest your money wisely and stop coming online to tell people how much you’ve got. There are people who’ll be trying to reach you to ‘help’...their target is to collect that money off you...every single kobo of it.

Thinkam:
Okay so Obi loses, Tinubu keeps bedwetting, Atiku takes Nigeria to the promise land, fair enough

Atiku won’t smell Aso rock at least not this year.
Let it sink in.

I support Peter, lots of my friends and people that I know would vote him…for those who would really go out that day or bother to cast their votes.

I think Tinubu will be declared the president after the election.

koife:
Yeah but Lowestoft campus

All the best. Lowestoft is a seaside town with lots of water, old buildings and annoying seagulls.
Try and make friends with Nigerians in Ipswich.

This is University of Suffolk Ipswich. Tell me I’m wrong.

[quote author=koife post=119671662][/quote]Are you in Ipswich of Lowestoft?

That lanyard looks like UOS ID badge.

koife:
Lol, once I'm done with my course. God forbid make i reason anyhow

So which course are studying that took you to Lowestoft.
I used to live in Saxmundham and only being to Lowestoft once…I went shopping with a friend.
You could’ve invited friends over. Lots of Nigerians live in Ipswich and Felixstowe though the two towns are far from Lowestoft. If you had Nigerians friends, it also would’ve been hard for them to commute if they don’t drive.

Nigeria police isn’t very professional. They are reactive rather than being proactive in training their workforce and hold them accountable to their actions.
Why would the police force rely on a newspaper company to act? Shouldn’t they investigate before transferring the police at Ajah? Those affected by this would still transfer their drinking habits and other addictions and unprofessional habits to their new stations.

Why not breathalyse them and also check their urines and blood for other substances that might impair their ability to carry out their job effectively?

RoyalBlu:
Her skin pops

Black is beautiful no cap.

As for the Epa that's causing the social media to stir, I've got no comment

Even though she acknowledged your correction, I would’ve used ‘stir’ like she did…

Why would social media ‘stare’?

Stir like she used in her post meant uproar, commotion, agitate.

Social media went into uproar

TakeNigeriaBack:
The stupid African Christians and Muslims will now come and blame satan instead of focusing on the science.

Wait until you’ve seen and read pastor righteousness’s comment. He is their president.

Bashir Ahmad has the resources and opportunities as a young Nigerian to build and develop himself, make positive changes and help APC, Buhari and the federal government make meaningful and positive impacts on the lives of Nigeria but his arrogance, immaturity, incompetence and evil wouldn’t let him. Instead he has submerged deeply and irredeemably in bigotry, bad and bitter politicking and corruption.

He and his partners in crime use the state house appellation to commit evil with impunity. The sword of Damocles would dangle on his head one day. People like him and his likes in government use people’s resources to oppress them….it won’t end nicely for him.

Shame on whoever edited and added that he died. This is foolishness.
It has been corrected.

LeoDeKing:
I agree with Canada.

Before the major powder distributors start claiming they developed Canada.

You are jealous of people with good calf muscles because you are one of those skinny guys with mosquito legs. They can’t stand fellow men face to face. For immature kids like you, your keyboard is your shield, armour and sword.

Chris Ubah is a rogue. He is not fit to represent upper iweka park Union.

This man is devilish, dishonest and dangerous. He wants power but not fit to even be a local government chairman. He should rest and face his businesses.

This is one of the people that embarrass Anambra state and the Igbos when they handle the microphone. He and his brother Andy shouldn’t be in politics. They are crooked and greedy. Every time they speak, you’d be shocked that they came from a state that produced the likes of Chuba Okigbo, Alex Ekwueme and Ojukwu.

Like Chris Uba, like Arthur Eze…rich but highly controversial and full of trouble.

LeoDeKing:
The op listed personalities who, owing to their authorities, are capable of shaping this country in 2023, especially in the emergence of new leaders, this one is talking about a comedian.

The op has listed the personalities he thinks will shape 2023. You are free to create your own thread of 3 people that can influence the universe, then make pandora Obituary the first second and third.

I give it to you, you show resilience and robustness in foolishness. Some of your colleagues got rid of theirs and made sure those awkwardness didn’t enter the new year with them….but you…you managed to smuggle your bigotry, hate and stupidity through.

Seun and the mods of Nairaland are very careless. You guys need to be serious with your jobs here.

Can’t you do simple editing before posting any thread to the front page. Pls what is ‘Unuversities’? If you were a newspaper or magazine company, would you distribute one screaming ‘Unuversities’ to the public?

Popesuccess:
Prophesy is `thou says the lord`, you are saying what God told you to say. Declaration is when you are saying what you want to happen. For exemple i can declare that they will be no more kidnapping this year, is not that God ask me to say it, is what i want to see happen.

The title of this thread says RCCG’s prophecies for 2023.
Do you disagree then?

mariovito:
This is quite a sad situation.

That lady did not deserve that treatment.

I hope she's found in one good piece.

What makes the eastern situation worse is that any crime can easily be pinned on Ipob.

Apart from criminals and bandits, cultists and the very desperate individuals exploiting the current security situation in the south east, another group has emerged and this group comprises various people who have lost relatives, friends and properties when soldiers indiscriminately shot at them and rendered them homeless when they burnt their properties and homes.

The Nigeria military/police are creating more violent responses from these groups.

Popesuccess:
People need to know the difference between prophecies and when a pastor is making declarations

Kindly explain.

Omooba77:
RCCG Prophesies for Year 2023 By Pastor E. A. Adeboye

https://twitter.com/TheHGService/status/1609356238369726465

These are not prophecies

Elidrisy20:
Pesin wea dey knack this girl dey try, like somebody said, strong body

That girl is beautiful and her body is well sculpted. Some of you have been cultural brainwashed. One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
A lot of men wouldn’t go for the fat and heavyset women that some of you drool over.

ijoya2000:
What kind of nonsense life style is this?
See as she dey expose her Breast wey one big pass one,with the stretch mark wey full her nya.sh.

Calm down mister…what’s her offence and why are you here?
All women won’t be mother Theresa or Ruth, there will be Mary Magdalene of old or Jezebel. It’s just a natural balance.
There will be a Joseph who won’t be tempted by woman’s curves and who would flee at the temptation and there will be a David who would go the extra mile to ogle a naked woman bathing and even engineer the death of her husband so he can have her.

…And what’s with the breasts? Lots of women have asymmetrical breasts. It’s natural just like most men would have one testes hanging lower than the other.

Righteousness2:
Daughters of Jezebel carrying out their assignment of their Master tactically.

Lucifer is unleashing all arsenals at his disposal in these end of the Endtimes to capture,dilute, weaken and destroy the destinies sons of God.

Beware of the tactics of the devil!

You shouldn’t have opened this thread. You know that, don’t you?

DenreleDave:
Make I go 3k or 5k for barbing..

Make I bend

Liar….

You went to market one of your fake Chinese barbing clippers but you found out that they were using original wahl clippers.