Men can be funny. When you take a girl to a restaurant, do you expect her not to order food?

dukeprince50:
mtchw

Who pissed in this one's cornflakes?

Bird 1: Hey, how come we're the only animals with poo that's white?

Bord 2: I know right? what the hell?

Bird 1: right? Like, we're not eating white stuff

Bird 2: hey, you want something good? Just look for the containers that say KFC on 'em. There's always something good in there

Bird 1: Dude...that's birds in there. You're....you're eating another bird.

Bird 2 : what?

Bird 1: that's bird meat dude

Bird 2: (●__●) oh my gahd

All I see is a man desperate to be penetrated.

ZIINI:
But I fûck Olosho yesterday night till this morning
Nothing do me na
God really saved me then
Rip to the boy anyways

Its only in Nigeria I've seen guys that are so happy to announce that they patronize hookers.

justscorchone:



I’m yet to meet a lady that doesn’t mind WhatsApp calls though, so I still think women hate it.

Yea. Since you haven't met any, it means we all hate it na. (Rolling eyes)

You'll notice some of your female friends don't like it, suddenly y'all will conclude all women hate it.

I was told to recite the national pledge in front of assembly. I couldn't remember any of the words lol

Damn
Its better to choose a public location like eatery to talk about business. Imagine that dull guy that opened a thread some days ago about how he can't let his date choose a location that She's comfortable with and all the dull nairaland men that supported him. Its to prevent things like this

Lol. I felt hot while reading this. My current partner is broke but his dick game....oh lawwdd. Sometimes I'll be reading, then suddenly mommy and daddy play will enter my head.

ZIINI:

There's nothing else you girls give apart from your Vjay case closed

Lol yet its that same vjay you're looking for all over the dating section. Lmao

Got some designer dresses

nuelzy:
sunday Awesomeness!!

Dude the rate at which you eat noodles is alarming

Oga it happens with both genders. Women like famous men and men equally like famous women. Y'all should stop spitting trash about women all the time. Its stale

Preshmane:


you are not making any sense at all.. Even a stretched rubber band will never go back to it's initial stage.. if a lady was disvirgined by a 5 inches dick later ten inches con take over, trust me the pussy will never be the same as five inches will never feel the tightness it once felt

All of you using this rubber band analogy should think properly before using it. Pick a new rubber band and stretch it repeatedly, then let go. It will return back to normal. Use the rubber band over and over again. With time it will start to slack. In the same vein, when a lady keeps going about her daily activities without exercise, pushing out stool, as she grows older, her vagina will weaken. If she does the right exercises, it will strengthen her walls. That's what I'm saying. Regular "normal" sex doesn't loosen it. Other factors do

davien:
You want the same Nigerians who think ladies with big butts have them because they're full of excrement to be wise? Lol, more dumb theories will appear in this topic just be on the lookout.

Lol

SenecaTheYonger:


I’m not even going to touch on that. Because I don’t know what rape does or doesn’t do to a persons vagina. You can go and set trap for someone else that is as stup!d as you are

Dumb logic. One time forceful penetration can loosen the vagina but regular sex can’t. Never argue with holes.

You can take a dumb horse to a river but you can't make him drink from it. Drown in your ocean of stupidity mehn. Bye

SenecaTheYonger:


You seem to be the only dull one here repeating nonsense. Of course you won’t expand on what “myriad of factors” means because penetration is among it.

Take your dullness elsewhere.

Read this and receive sense

SenecaTheYonger:


You seem to be the only dull one here repeating nonsense. Of course you won’t expand on what “myriad of factors” means because penetration is among it.

Take your dullness elsewhere.

You didn't see where I said forceful penetration without lubrication?
Just admit your ignorance and stop acting like you know everything

SenecaTheYonger:


Lol na robot? Even rubber band doesn’t go back to its original shape/form after been stretched for long. E come be regular sex. Lmao

Why are people dull? (Face palm)

The tightness or looseness of the vagina depends on the strength of the pelvic floor muscles. Is it so hard to understand? As long as the vagina is properly lubricated, it will expand to contain anything, and contract back to its original size afterwards. Any looseness detected in future is due to weakening of the muscles caused by a myriad of factors. It can be strengthened again

SenecaTheYonger:


It does and it’s normal.

Google is your friend

Exjoker:
Technically it doe cause loose vigina especially if the lady do enjoy the sex. At the initial stage of sex, most girls vigina are tight, this tightening of the vigina is cause by the girl herself to protect herself. But as the sex progresses, the vigina began to loosen up as the girl becomes comfortable with the sex and looses her guard down. The same thing, as you get used to having sex, your began to lose that defensive ability and eventually have a loose vigina.

Lol what?

The vagina is elastic in nature. It expands when aroused and contracts back to normal size after sex. Like I said in my initial comment, the pelvic floor muscles will start to weaken due to things like age, pushing out stool, forceful penetration without lubrication, lack of exercise, and this will make it seem like the vagina is becoming "loose". Regular "normal " sex doesn't "loosen" the vagina.

Google is your friend

SenecaTheYonger:


Most girls know little or nothing about their vagina. There was a girl that didn’t even know she didn’t pee from the vagina until I told her. Penetration can cause loose V amongst other things

Penetration doesn't cause "loose" vagina, unless its forceful with zero lubrication or pre-intimacy. Nigerians need to learn that having regular "normal" sex doesn't make a woman have a "loose" vagina

The ignorance of Nigerians can be so legendary at times (face palm)

A "loose" vagina simply indicates weakness of the pelvic floor muscles which result from things like aging, pushing out stool, lack of exercise etc. She can start doing kegel exercises daily to strengthen her pelvic floor muscles

iLegendd:


Hahahaha. This your comment made me laugh hard. For this, you have yourself 1k card (not part of the game, but for making me laugh this hard).

As a good Nigerian, I'll only send you 700 and I want you to choose any Nairalander you like to take the remaining 300. There is love in sharing.

Awwn thanks


Seems Goup123 needs the 300

Tap like and fall sick tomorrow

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Bad belle nairalanders

What an insightful post. Nice one Ubunja

Zzor:
This proposal is kind of hard to say no to,i wish I can explain without people insulting my friend

Lemme guess. The guy is super rich? To be honest, 20 years old is still too young. She's got her whole life ahead of her. Dreams, goals, lessons, memories...marriage is not for children. Tell her to try and look beyond the goodies and pampering. That's not what marriage is about

illicit:




No ooooo


una must not make up ooooo....

Lol

Tallino25:
This story is expected to be a long one because of the nature of our relationship and how we met, probably I will subsequently narrate my story in another thread for now, I will go straight to the point.
So I met this lady online on Facebook at the beginning of the lockdown around April,we actually got so close then we came over to WhatsApp to chat with ease,with time we fell in love with ourselves
The relationship in question was a long distance relationship, because she stayed at Ph and I at abia so coupled with the lockdown we found it difficult to see ourselves for the first time,so presently plans are on ground already for us to meet ourselves.
Now during one of our chats when we were talking about how we are gonna meet we deviated to our intimacy,it was then she insisted on the fact that i shouldn't use condom to have sex with her,she actually told me prior to this chat that she has allergies using condoms and the effects causes weeks of endless pains so I shouldn't use it on her we almost had a big issue arguing that then. So I insisted that my type plays safe and I dont wanna take the risk of going raw but she assured me that she is free from STDs and also she will take some drugs after our intimacy in my presence to thwart any possible pregnancy.

My moves to insist and persuade her that I wanna play safe proved abortive,she ended up being angry saying that i am a selfish person,that if I tell anyone about this
that he/she will confirm that am a selfish person
Pls am here to find out, what can I do? Which line of action should I tow? Because currently that relationship is under threat now and my decision can make or break it
Note(this girl has been faithful throughout and preserved for me according to her actions I believe so)
I have a lot to add to this story,but I want to make this post as short possible Even if it appears quite long though
As the thread continues I can give more insights though
Pls your take ??

Can't you guys just do std tests?