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Tolexander:
the money stole, aren't you both spending the money?

When woman no longer loves her spouse, that's when you start seeing flimsy excuses like this.

However, when the Court President, Chief Joesph Ogunmola, asked the parties their final say on the marriage, the wife said she wanted the marriage saved, but her husband insisted that, having come this far, he would want the marriage dissolved. “I want this divorce. I am tired of my wife, her constant quarrels and lack of respect for me, my ministry and my family”, he said.

I love the court President, walahi!

I guess at the LAST MINUTE, the eye of the woman come clear like Ragolis water! She must have come to the not so interesting reality that she would no longer be "Mummy G.O" and she would just revert to her "ordinary womanhood"!

So, having done all those things to her husband and called him a "robber of church funds" in public....... how on earth does she think they can EVER LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER AGAIN?

Some Women sha, they always think they are very smart, always trying to eat their cake,.... and having it at the same time!

I am happy that the man is not one of those "pussy-whipped" type who would buckle easily and then sat the satge for his murder, in the hands of his wife.

"HAVING GONE THIS FAR" simply means: THERE IS NO GOING BACK! END OF STORY.
Both of them should learn to "LIVE HAPPILY", INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER.
I no wan hear say sombori die....


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UncleJudax:
The Integrity Group has made a move, the president may copy EFFC, if he is serious.

This kind of initiative should be encouraged.
It is a type of whistle blowing.

Julian Assange, Edward Snowdon, et al didn't petition to Interpol or FBI, but actions were taken based on their revelations.

Lets clean up the system.

It is a VERY STUPID MOVE! You Blow whistle to the body empowered by LAW, to act on such whistle...... not to President Obama or PMB!

If they have any sense, they should have made their move to the "statutory body" with responsibility tt prosecute financial crimes .... not expecting Buhari to do that for them, upon all the effort they put into typing that their "memo"!

But then, it is obvious they are just 'noise makers" without any shred of "actionable evidence" hence their resort to sentiments and pleading to a wrong office.

It is only IF they had petitioned EFCC and the body had done nothing, that they can petition the Attorney General of the federation who is alos a public prosecutor.

These Jokers should know that it is not the responsibility of the President to Amaechi to court, for some allegations that are not backed-up by 'actionable evidence'.

BTW, Amaechi is poised to be a Minister in Buhari's Cabinet so #WailingWailers can do the Oba Akiolu's option!


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oluwafemi113:
Bad belle people at work

Well, it is just an "allegation" which might turn out to be TRUE or FALSE.
Why did they not supply the EVIDENCE along with the Petition or they just want us to swallow it like that?

Having said that, l hope the same group as well, writes us a petition on the SCAMS of Dezziani Allison Madueke, the former Petroleum Minister!

[b]I dont want to imagine that they are just #WailingWailers because Amaechi delivered his state to the APC/Buhari ticket?
We know for a fact that Jonathan is using some of his stolen loot, to sponsor such personal attacks at the likes of Amaechi [/b]but even at that, any thief is a thief, be it from APC or PDP or the EAST, SOUTH NORTH or WEST.

We need to always reduce their numbers...... one by one.


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britzz:
SENIOR DREAMER BUKOLA..ITS OSINBAJO 2019

No, its a Buhari second term in 2019

President koor, pricipal nii!

Well, l understand that inside Prisons, we also have "Presidents" ...maybe he is warming up to become a President inside Kudje Prison or the newly constructed, Ultra modern Prison Buhari will build.

Forger and thief like Saraki?


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egift:
Don't allow hate to cloud your judgement: Kindly confirm or deny each of the following...

1. Buhari is the First Citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria today - YES or NO?
2. Buhari's wife is the First Lady of Nigeria -YES or NO? (forget the issue of the "Office" its a none issue here).
3. Buhari's immediate family is the First Family of the Federal Republic of Nigeria - YES or NO?

If all the three questions above are sincerely YES, now tell us how Buhari is not the Father of the Nation?

Even more importantly, it is what someone in the position of the President does, to his nation, that makes him/her QUALIFIED to be called "Father of the Nation". They are people who have done "something very significant" to advance the course of their nation.

*Nelson Mandela who fought the Apartheid regime to a standstill is so-called.
*Jerry Rawlings who turned Ghana around is another example

With the way it is going, "IF" Buhari continues on this trajectory of STAMPING-OUT CORRUPTION in Nigeria (which is virtually the "root-cause" of every problem we have), he will one day be remembered as the Father of the Nation, among some others.


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Well, from his name, one can tell that he is Yoruba! Yoruba thief...good riddance to bad rubbish.
I hope he is caught and when found guilty, sentenced to a very long prison term.

That is the "Cabal, minus one thief" .... for Nigeria. We need to reduce their number desperately.


Funnily, l am sure l am not the only one that would have observed that the likes of SeverusSnake, temiTemi, Chukwudi44, Barcanista, e.t.c have conveniently avoided this thread?

If the name of the "thief" were to be an Ibo name, the next #Wailing will be:

"Buhari is witch-hunting Ibos"
...or Until Buhari arrests Amaechi and Tinubu, he is Mr. Certificate
.....or its APC arresting it enemies!
........or or Let them free the man joor, all na "hustle", Buhari should go and start from 1967 to be taken serious
...or Nigeria will boil if an Ibo thief is made to answer for his crime!


That is how you understand once again, that they are nothing more than tribal midgets without a moral compass and should therefore not be taken "seriously"

At the end of the day, whether a thief is Hausa, Ibo or Yoruba, Christian or Muslim, Jonathan or Buhari supporter, Niger Deltan or Cattle rearer, A THIEF IS A THIEF AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED, PROSECUTED AND JAILED



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RichDad1:
They;ve been there since God knows when...

I had a similar experience there sometimes last year.
I was driving home around 10 pm along same route. As i was ascending the Eko bridge just after Apogbon around that old Nepa building{driving towards contain}, I heard a loud bang!!alas! It was my Tyre. Immediately, I saw some guns running towards me, on sensing their motive i kept driving. Few meters after, I saw a police check point {RRS}. I felt relieved and drive towards them and parked at the lay-by.
As a sharp Lagos dude, I approached them that I want to change my Tyre and at the time narrated my experience.Funny enough they don't even bother about my report. As soon as i get down to work, one of them move closer to me and said "Your money na #2000 o" without arguing with him I said no problem.
While I was there 3 other motorist face the same fate as mine-Busted tyres.
My biggest surprise is that those police officer were aware of the robbers operations around there but decided to leverage on it to extort innocent civilians.
Immediately, I'm thru with my Tyre i drove off without looking back.
Few days later, I decided to observe the spot carefully and i realized there was a very sharp iron that joint the bridges that's causing the havoc.
Since then, I tried as much as I can to avoid the road or be very mindful of the spot while unavoidably driving on the bridge.

If we say our Policemen are rotten and fit only for the hottest part of hell, you might think we just hate them like #WailingWailers hate anything good.

Tell me if it is not even better to be aware that there is no Police protection and thus be prepared yourself..... than suffer double jeopardy from hoodlums and Criminals in Police Uniforms?


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kossyablaze:
Its funny though that many of the oil agencies are
headquartered outside the Niger Delta. We even
have a refinery in Kaduna. If the NLNG has been a private ish, I won't complain. But a government
agency taking its shipyard away from its base of
operations is weird to me.
Cc DaGC , SMARTKOSSY

So it is only people in Niger Delta that are unemployed?
This sort of "creek reasong" sef dey tire me!


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Ernieman:
charcoal calling pot black, you are an unrepentant Hypocrite and am pretty sure your ancestors emerge from that part of the country where the Hausas go to shop for slaves. Even an undergarduate could easily tell that BUHARI FORGED his WAEC result and till date, nothing's been done about it, nobody stopped him from contesting, nobody is saying anything about it and your sorry ass is here claiming holier than thou.

Go fvck ursef slowpoke! No Bas.tard from the pit of hell can impeach Saraki/Ike, not even your Master de Daura President!

I piss on your shiithead.

Anytime l see this type of "Chest-beating and Gra-Gra".....
It reminds me of what you guys were saying around February 2015.....that it is either Jonathan wins or Nigeria will burn!

When Jonathan was trounced roundly, y'all just kept mewt and licked your wounds silently

Abeggi, make we hear word joor, chest-beating since the 1967 Civil war.
If convicted in court Saraki and Ekweremadu will be removed and jailed


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Rexceedo:
Apc machinations! They will gather and Surely they will fall: hit like If u think Saraki/Ekweremadu is unimpeachable

I am not surprise that once again, it is Ibo people that are behind this attempt to prevent the law from taking its course in a Court of Justice.

Like the infamous group that wanted to truncate the last election by filling a suit that they should be put on the ballot paper just three days to election, like the infamous Kanu group that wanted Abacha to rule for life (YEA), like everything that promotes criminality and perpetuates impunity, behind it you will always find an Ibo Man!

Enemy of anything good and a willing tool for Criminality.

If it is "legally established" that Saraki and Ekweremadu or ANYONE for that matter, have forged and falsified documents to serve their selfish interest and such actions are CRIMINAL, they would not only be IMPEACHED, they would be JAILED afterwards.
You all can #WailingWailers all you want

Its time we strengthen our insiitutions and do away with all these "criminals-in-high-places"...........
If it was an "ordinary poor man" that forged papers, he gets sentenced to prison without wasting time, what makes Saraki or Ekweremadu different? Is it because they are PDP apologists or because Ekweremadu is Ibo?
If Ibos or anyone wants a position, they should get it if they deserve it ..... NOT BY FORGERY and CRIMINALITY, u hear?



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NB: Oya, where is that foolish Ibo female Mod, come and ban me again! I will still have my say in other ways

neocortex:
RIP to the dead.

Note that they returned to Nigeria after the operation , meaning their sanctuary
is located inside Nigeria.

I think Buhari should do more of physical than media combats.
He must know that no matter the number of media threats and announcements it has
no effects on this devilish group , in fact they appear to be emboldened by those
empty threats.


#FightNotTalk

I think, "IF" Nigeria and other neighbouring countries involved in this fight can be HONEST to one another and ALLOW Cross-border pursuit of these terrorist, then results will follow.

The idea of the Multi-National joint-task force is to ensure "joint-cross-border" operations.

But it worries me that while the attack was going on, Cameroon military did not inform its neighbours, including Nigeria, to be ready to ambush the fleeing terrorists......... but only started pointing fingers that they were not allowed to pursue them inside Nigeria?

I mean, how many SECONDS does it take to transmit signals from Nigeria to Cameroon and back.... just to alert them of what is going on and what you are about to do?

I hope Cameroon is not using this event for "stunts and blame-shifting"?
I just hope not.


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Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

You are a Nigga with brains!

Why blame the lady?

On one hand, she does it because it gives her pleasure.......
On the other hand, she allowed you (The Op) to prove her wrong and you fumbled woefully!

I hope one day, she will meet a really matured man that is knowledgeable in the "art of giving pleasure to a woman".

Walahi, she will burn those masturb-objects and go to church to do thanks-giving faa!

"Its not how BIG it is that matters, it is HOW cleverly you are able to use it"

Nuff said!



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jomoh:
Any business man willing to do business with bank should approach his bank and request for purchase of dollars. The bank in turn presents his request to the CBN in form of Bidding which is done twice a week. If he is successful at bidding, the dollars will be paid into his domiciliary account while the amount in Naira, equivalent to dollar he requested for, will be deducted from his account with the bank. All this at a very low official rate which is always lower than the Black market/BDC price. If you are the businessman which one will you prefer official one N199 from bank or black market/BDC 240.

So which businessman was he talking about that will go to a BDC to buy $50K from a mallam at a high rate and go to bank to deposit. Even if there are people like that, it only goes to show that either the source of getting the money is questionable or the purpose for which the money is meant is.

I must also add that while filling the form for bidding, you have to state for what purpose you need the money and what business you are into. So anyone trying to avoid going through the CBN most have something he/she is hiding.

Let's go back to CBN's directive. The CBN woke up and realise the sanity behind what some people has been shouting that BDCs and Speculators are destroying the economy in more ways than one. It is encouraging Money laundry, corruption, distabilisation of the currency(because the CBN don't know the amount of dollars in circulation) e.t.c.

Now CBN wants to stem the destructive influence of speculators and BDC's some people are not happy. With these directive, all transactions will have to go through the CBN making all transactions traceable from initiation to termination.

A smart and clean businessman will go through the bank to buy the dollar. The banks are not refusing to sell they just don't care what you do with it after buying. You might decide to withdraw it and toke home to design your house. Just don't bring it back for deposit because its not our official currency. If you wish to transfer oversees, tel your account have its BVN so that we can know the real owner and who to hold accountable if the transaction is found questionable later.

Now the problem I see is that most people are used to PDP's destructive way of handling the economy that the find it hard to see the sensibility in this directive. The case of barcanista is different not only is he finding it hard to adjust he is very pained that the correction it being made by the government of someone he campaigned rigorously against. Instead of him to accept that he miscalculated and supported the wrong person, he is willing to condemn every policy of the government just to remain relevant at the expense of our great country's progress.

I worked with Access bank, GTB and am an accounting Graduate.

Some parts of your post are not true ...or let me just say they are "plain naive"!
I will just summarise that l was at a bank in Lagos late last year, to be specific, it was GTBank at Around Adeniran Ogunsanya area.
I wanted to buy some forex to make an offshore payment for a vehicle l bought in the USA.
The Bank staff, told me they cant sell Dollars to me, despite my request that l have proof of the transactions and it is legit and l have the naira equivalent.
Funnily, and this is where it really gets funny, the Head of the forex desk at that GTBank branch, directed me to a "Mallam' who was lurking nearby and told me "That Mallam can help you".

I went to Mallam and told him what l want.
Mallam said no problem, he would sell to me but the price was about #30naira per Dollar higher than the bank rate!

I went back to the GTBank Staff and asked him why he thinks l should buy it at that rate when all they needed do what use my Form-M to bid on my behalf with CBN?
GTBank staff just looked at me and said Oga, if you really need it, that is how we can help you get it.

Meanwhile, as l was there "speaking grammar", Mallam has sold Dollars to a few people who dont give a hoot!
And the scary part of it was that l saw with my own eyes as the GTBank staff was transferring the Dollar (which they bought officially at a lower rate from CBN, to the Mallam), and l assume they all share the 'extra' on top.


The juiciest part of all these is that I HAVE EVERYTHING CAPTURED SECRETLY ON VIDEO.
I am torn between exposing this scam (and probably ending the career of those involved) or holding onto it and thus allowing such scam to be ongoing.
As someone who have worked in various banks in the late 90's and early 2000's, l have seen it and l can tell you authoritatively that the scam is sanctioned by the Management of every Bank, right from the M.D., to the "trusted" head of Forex Dept in every bank.

so, if anyone should be held responsible for this scam, it should be the "big fishes" (from the Managers, to the M.D's,), not just the "small fries" who man the forex desk.
Welcome to Round-tripping 2.0!

We are still on a "long Tin".


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Mynd44:
To answer these questions, the OP needs to put in the post above what led to the Naira depreciating from 154/156 in November2014 to 196 in December 2014 first.

When you do that, we can then start to track the primary factors and how we can tackle the strength of the Naira viz-a-viz the price of goods in the market.

To take this issue from the events of May 2015 is just you attempting to put squares pegs in round holes.

Well, when one clueless President decided that to BUY OUR VOTES and CONSCIENCE, he began to give Dollars to the following, ....in broad day light:

1.) Obas...especially that silly one wey just Kaput like "i-better-pass" generator (Oni of Ife) and other useless Traditional rulers. Some got it in millions of Dollars and the least one got $250,000:00

2.) Tribal militants like OPC, Creek militants, boko Haram, e.t.c

3.) Musicians and Actors

4.) Area Boys and all sorts of THUGS

5.) SaTANoids and some E-tribal Eediots

Now, we all knew this happened mostly between the periods November-December 2014 and January- Febuhari 2015 with the resultant RAPID DEPRECIATION OF THE NAIRA

That useless President and his Eme-'foolish' - fiele CBN Governor DESTROYED OUR CURRENCY.

To rebuild it back wont take a few months because it is easier to destroy than to build.

That Buhari has not found it fit to sack that Emefiele, shows that he has learned NOTHING from History as he is nothing but a SABOTUER to his Government.

Now that you know, what are you going to do about it?



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SeverusSnape:
Buhari is a bigoted illiterate.

Any zombie with a contrary opinion?

Hahahaha, cant stop laughing!

When it was election time, in order to use S/South people, including Deltans, these slowpokes claimed Deltans are Ibos and that they supported Ojukwu (as against Ojukwu conquering them as POW's) in the Biafra effort.

When it was time re-elect that oaf a second time, knowing how uselss and inept his Govt was and what it has done to the psyche of this country Ibs once again said they (East) and S/South are the same ... they are all Ibos.... and like a herd of sheep. they voted en-masse for Jonathan.

When Jonathan was appointing officers, these #Wailers were all over the place "#wailing" marginalisation, never mind that they did not vote for Buhari!

Now that PMB has appointed an Ibo person inot on eof the most powerful positions in Nigeria, the #Wailers are once again #Wailing that he is not "core Ibo"!

Truly, their PAIN and HATRED will never subside, ... it is FACTORY-FITTED!


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EyinadeAdemola:
That's the man,not all those crooks forming uche face.our leaders are supposed to be approachable.Am sure the lady will just go to IG and caption it;chilling with my Vice president.and please prof,stop taking sprite its too sugary why not[b] cold trophy or cold legend[/b] we all love you

Pastor nor dey drink Alcoholic drink nii!

or do you want him to be like "that one" that sleeps and wakes up on "Sapele water"?
U can imagine what kind of policies will be coming out of the brain of a drunken leader!

Even the Bible asks rulers not to stare at the wine!


As we use to say Sa'yoo na bastradz!

****Orders two chilled Legendz with flenty-flenty fried "peppered" gizzard*****


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GreenUzzy:
What time is Chelsea Arsenal match?

3pm sharp!

Up gunners!


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Sounds more like a policy of TRIAL & ERROR!

If this is the thinking of those managing the CBN and thus our economy, then may l ask why we just dont allow an illiterate or a school Cert holder to run the outfit (CBN),...... we get the same results but we would not have to pay them this much in salaries and emoluments?

Imagine: Banning Export of BEANS to the West (America, Europe, e.t.c)?
Are you saying Nigerians leaving "Abroad" dont deserve to eat BEANS again?
Its not as if they are getting it for free, they pay good "forex" for it and the exporter also earns forex from it, something which the economy needs like madt!

Emefiele needs to wake-up, do a GOOD JOB or get SACKED ASAP.

You can run an economy and thus people's life and business, based on some "trial and error" policies.


Nuff Said.



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*I am yet to see the APC Card of the DSS DG shwoing he is an APC member.
*I am yet to see his picture where he was campaigning for Buhari during the last election

Moreover, are we saying that Civil Servants cannot belong to a party of choice?
Did Obama not engage Democrats as well as Repubs into sensitive positions of National Security?

[size=14pt]All l see is "THE GUILTY" are wailing and fretting because of the coming of "JUDGEMENT DAY"![/size]


Kontinue....



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*I am yet to see the APC Card of the DSS DG shwoing he is an APC member.
*I am yet to see his picture where he was campaigning for Buhari during the last election

Moreover, are we saying that Civil Servants cannot belong to a party of choice?
Did Obama not engage Democrats as well as Repubs into sensitive positions of National Security?

[size=14pt]All l see is "THE GUILTY" are wailing and fretting because of the coming of "JUDGEMENT DAY"![/size]


Kontinue....



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billyG:
When i saw d headline i knew it must be a Biafran.Igbo kwenu!KweDRUGonu!!

Abeegi, free my Brothers joor, all na hustle!

Until parents de-emphasize this mentality of pushing their children to go to Lagos in October and come back home in December, with a Fine ride and wads of cash, then these younger ones (who are now much older BTW), are pressured into doing ANYTHING (even using their parents for Money ritual), just to impress everyone around and my God, do they like to impress people?

Talk about how they have BOUGHT the whole of Lagos..... with their blood-money, abi?!



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datola:
These drug carrying guys are so strong head.

May God deliver them.

Its all the same!......

#Strong-Head, #Gra-Gra, #Chest-Beating

.....However you dice it, it boils down to a stewpid mentality of "acting first, before engaging the brain!



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LadyFiona:
Oga abeg, restructure the damn thing na, instead of climbing on some fucccking high horse.

I was ecstatic with the thread topic when I wrote the comment. Cut me some slack Lastpage.

Calm down and stop acting like you want to lay an egg or what are you damn yapping about?
I did restructure it for you
Go back and see if l did not alter it correctly,
l always cut peeps some slack because no one is above mistake.

Chillax!


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Sile12:
"We will bring them to Justice" is always the response and after few weeks, out of memory. We need to see justice/punishment, can't imagine a 20yrs old student in one camouflage, pulling me over, and asking me to frog jump. Mtcheeww....

If you are like me, l would beat the hell outta him first (knowing he is just an ordinary cadet), then l will hand him over at the nearest military formation for further discipline!

But most Nigerians are too afraid and ignorant of their rights, even afraid of their own shadow


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atlwireles:
Anything besides their removal from the NDA is not acceptable.

In as much as l want to agree with you, l think some other form of punishment and re-education, will suffice. RECORDED on their file and they should be on "permanent Yellow Card" such that if such report of brutality is ever mentioned against their name, then it will be a court-marshal and dismissal from service.
Just imagine of those types become graduates and commissioned into service, how they will be behaving towards the same civilians they swore to protect?



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DeRuggedProf:
How can I meet INTROVERT?

Habba, meet him in person kwa?


Issokay o, please Send him a PM sha

but l can assure you he would not meet you except he is 100% sure you are not out to arrest him for impersonation as "undercover" security agent!


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LadyFiona:
Nairaland!!!

The new king in the hood. Give them hell, let your fu~king voice be heard.

We are climbing the corporate ladder of social media, reaching the zenith of it its Zenith is our goal, stepping on others is our mantra .

Nairaland does not "murder" the English language like this o!

Seun, l hope this is not you in disguise otherwise, please disavow this post sharp-sharp!



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INTROVERT:
Are you surprised. don't you know many 'jobless" NLDs are undercover security agents making our salary surfing social networks and being online 247... ....



BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ONLINE





lalasticlala come and see

So you are no claiming "Undercover" simply because you posted a picture of a classroom with one soldier browsing internet during his breaktime?
You might just do yourself-in for IMPERSONATION, if care is not taken.

LKWMD, wetin we no go see for this Nairaland?

The wrong actions of those Cadets was sent to the Army Twitter handle....... not to you and as expected, they replied...because they know that it is no longer "business as usual" under the current dispensation.

STOP making yourself "feel good and relevant".


No be only udercover, na Bedcover!
YOU are nothing but a silly SaTANoid .

topsy23:
Whaooo......the same thing happened to me early this year, I got a call from owerri also and the person's name is my richard. I was busy then so I sent one of my experience staff to Owerri. I monitored him through phone calls till he got the 419 people. All of a sudden my staff phone was not reachable for over 4hrs. Infact, I could not do anything again for that period. It was later my staff called me with a strange number and said the people he met said they won't release him unless he give them N200,000:00. I called and started begging them. They said they will not release my boy except they see alert. I later sent 30k to the account sent to me via fone.

The same story of not having drawing or plan for the building. God will help us.

I guess by now, a few phone numbers would have become apparent.
A few bank account numbers would have been used
A few people would have paid and can probably identify these criminals, if they see their faces again?


If we can forward these info to the security agencies, they can easily bait and track down these kidnappers.
It's just too easy for them to shake people down this way.

Same thing is happening in the situation of young men who are desperately looking for jobs, only to get scammed by unscrupulous "employment Agency"

I hope anyone or builder who gets a similar call does not keep it to himself.


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chiedu7:
[size=13pt]Na so ein go talk, very soon now story go change.
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https://i.imgur.com/9SO4x4g.jpg?1

Chinedu! Chiedu!! Chukwuma!!!..... STOP #WAILING!

This #Saibaba nor dey listen!



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