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When that we'll worn cliche: 'If you want to eat a toad, eat a very big one' comes to mind.
The man had eaten a toad, a very big one, which has not fully digested and it's intoxicating effect is causing him to be in a very ebullient mood.
After helping the IDPs camp to cut grass, the reward to him was very sumptuous, hence his devil-may-care attitude to his suspension.

God, please guide and protect us as we hustle for our daily bread.
Just imagine the level of wickedness.

RIP pretty lady.

Ladies watch whom you date. Don't over-nag, because you could cause a psycho to snap, rather quit the relationship.

GogetterMD:
Chanchangi, the Nigerian air molue

RIP to the deceased. His manhood lives on.

I remember on one occasion I visited Abuja and on my return trip it was only Chanchangi Airline Airplane available for the return trip to Lagos. I preferred to loiter at the Airport until an Aero-contractor plane came in much later in the evening, for the return flight to Lagos.

oviejnr:
Some men are cruel, say no to domestic violence. But i no see big deal for this matter, You too goan swear now or you don collect?? Sometimes you do somethings not because you want to do them but you want peace to reign.

It's possible that she don collect, but if she is your sister, will you advise her to take such an oath, without knowing its real intended purpose?
That husband belongs to the pre-historic period and I will advise the lady to quit such relationship.

Rip to the dead.

Speed kills, every driver should have this fact at the back of their minds always.

optional1:
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Lalasticlala talk true na she be this

She obviously takes after her Dad who is also on the big side.

RealHaute:
You can chain or handcuff a woman - but she must consent to it.
Only the smart ones will understand.

Are you suggesting that they are into BDSM and other kinky stuff?
If that is the case, the key to the handcuff must have got lost in the heat of the moment.

ToriBlue:
OK your sister is not a stupid cunt but you are a dougebag.

I think you meant douchbag (Afi Shon isale obirin)

sexybbstar:
No wonder,i dey reason am naa.






Wait o....how the pastor take know the 52 demons?

You sef. How many demons you think dey there?
Maybe na one demon per week of the year

FRSC used to be a highly respected body, but it seems corruption has got a stranglehold on them now.
Those FRSC guys were obviously looking for Easter 'Chop' money.

Tazdroid:
even if he is a house of rep member, how is that relevant?

The Op stated that he was last seen at his duty post on a certain date in April, that got me curious.

Is he a Policeman?

Jabioro:
Every evil committed in Ogun state this day, they are the one, how can you chained the one you claimed you love and later you will still climb her to ride bicycle... Awon omo toko wa bale je dede..

What kind of bicycle is that.

The guy was very mean oh! If something had happened to her while being chained there, what would he have told the world?

Handsomecole:
Who else other than the only detribalised Nigerian we have on the country.

Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu (MON)

He might be cooling his heels in the gulag of EFCC at that time as they are constantly after him

highness25:
Aliko Dangote would be perfect

He could be our own Donald Trump. If there are ready made institutions that will ensure that the system works, he might succeed, however Nigeria does not have that.

kudosamass:
TELL THAT TO THE MARINES!
If this money actually belonged to the NIA's covert operations, there is no way even a hundred EFCC operatives would be allowed to have had access to it. Those who understand how such intelligence agencies work will agree with me that the Agency would rather kill the whole EFCC operatives for National Security than allow its Maximum Classified Operations to be busted. Secondly, who is the whistle blower? An NIA Agent? How come a supposed highly classified Operation got leaked? That means NIA has failed. It has jeopardized National Security.
My advice is that NIA as a Professional Organization should not allow itself to be used by the politicians. The story does not add up & can never add up.

God bless you my brother. Your thoughts are exactly my own. I felt with such heavy financial resources at the NIA'S disposal, it could have built a big house in a discreet location where it could store it's money and other classified documents and not store their funds in a high brow conspicuous place.
I Hope the NIA is not fronting for someone.

southniyikaye:
Wike said if the money is returned,it will be project galore.
He is surely high on some weed and burukutu.
How many projects has he executed?
They way he is even claiming the money is funny.very silly way of claiming money.

Our politicians know how to provide comic relief to the financially stretched citizens.
One week it's about an alleged dubious University certificate, another week it's about different govt. Agencies and State Government laying claim to a supposedly looted fund. I wonder what next week will bring.
Meanwhile the real problems of unemployment, poverty, low installed capacity, lack of electric power supply and insecurity remain unattended to. I sometimes wonder if all these incidents are meant to divert the attention of the citizens from their current dismal plight.
Soon 2019 will be here and they will start disturbing the poor citizens to come out and vote again, but will it be a vote for continued suffering of the masses or liberation from poverty and want? The answer definitely lies in the belly of time.

So sad, may her Soul Rest In Peace.

Comparing children to other neighbor's children, relatives children and those of in-laws can breed ill feeling and hatred in the minds of the children at the receiving end.
I had a neighbor once, who whenever he passes by me will give me a murderous look and I often asked myself why he does that because I usually do my best to be nice to him.
I found out why, later on, the guy always looked at me with such hate, by chance, as I heard his Dad scolding him about his academic performance, the guy was struggling back then with his education, and was telling him to be like me who was already in a higher Institution at that time.
From the above incident I made up my mind that when I have kids, I will not compare them to anyone else, but allow them to develop naturally in their own way.
The above neighbor finally got admitted into a university and today works in London and is doing very well for himself.

Michellla:
And you had to snap them.
Amebo.

That's what makes social media interesting, a fight this morning in Abuja is being viewed in Lagos and all over the world.

kachiz:
I have always wondered what this building was for. Thanks man!

Under 20 guys

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modelsms:
Who is this cyriacus always reporting bad things .?

Cyriacus was the name of one short comedian in a rested TV series

How many more lives will be lost before our govt officials give the needed attention to our decayed infrastructures?
Rip to the dead.

GogobiriLalas:
I guess no be only Oshogbo weed that's too sweet...there's something in mini mini wene wene..sweeter than..

I hope the bride did not mistakenly crash at osogbo, in the early hours of her wedding day.
It seems those winches are giving defective brooms to their members, thats why many are crash landing.

Seriously, maybe pre-nuptial fright got the better of the bride and so she fled, like many other runaway brides.

See his devilish face

This rapist is a real menace to the society and must be locked up for life.

BigBrother9ja:


EFE IS AS CONFUSED THE ILLUSTRATION SHOWN ON THAT BOARD IN THE SECOND PICTURE.

OLODO BOY

BUT AS DESTINY WILL HAVE IT, WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO SHINE, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU.

The guy looks dazed. Don't blame him oh, from zero to hero in under 24 hours.
The guy still dey pinch himself to make sure it's for real.

ekems2017:
You don't want to be a governor cos you want to help your people but because your two wives are from Ibadan. Good ideology.

Infact, you spoke my mind. All of these politicians have nothing in store for the masses.
I suggest that political debates should always take place so that serious candidates can be separated from charlatans.

Jabioro:
The state of " Agbo Elede " piggery..

You nko, from the state of 'Agbo Malu' Muooo.

The Groom and Bride are from Mafia families?

berrystunn:
You can't drive in lagos for one day without getting insult or you insulting someone.

Toyota sienna drivers


Keke drivers
Okada riders

Let me insult them before going out.
Drug head, mad Men, Ram, udene, Usu,

onlyTheTruth:
exactly :::sm1 trying to escape wil b shot from d back, dats an entry hole on his chest

Exactly my thoughts. I hope a certain bloodthirsty cop did not just decide to 'waste' him as lots of information could have been extracted from the dead felon.