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"Wash yo ass" Learn to clean ur ass properly. U obviously don't clean properly hence the skid marks, most people don't anyway. Nasty adults feeling fly with rank bums.

finallybusy:
Sarcasm doesn’t count. It’s not something one can type or express via a video. I mean funny fail videos, skits and standup comedies. It makes me wonder if Sabinus and co are successful from only males watching their videos.

Uhmm... How would u say sacarsm doesn't count. Just goes to show like uve been told people's perception of humor can be quite different. Sacarsm can easily be expressed via vids or text, just that uld need a little more upstairs to detect via text and even at that can be easily missed. As far as I'm concerned Nigerian skits or skits in general are crap, never find em funny, but a lot of people do. For me fail compilations, animal and baby vids, curb ur enthusiasm shorts, memes, stand up comedies etc are funny. So its quite subjective. Just like not everyone likes the same type of music, movies, same thing applies to humor and comedy i guess.

foleskay:
Ur head dey pain u. Which christianity is an obstacle. D formost scientists in d 16th century like Isaac Newton,Michael Faraday,Robert Hooke were priests in d Church of England,and their discovery made way for civilization u enjoying today.

Why result to ad hominems when u can simply debate ur point. Anyways read up about the inquisitions like the catholic inquisition and also the crusades so u understand where that guy's thought process comes from or how galileo and some other scientists where treated then.

NamelessOGBENI:
Too many religions,
So many confusions.
And the effects keep spiralling.
The non-religious folks ain't nowhere better either,
It's just flesh, blood and water finding a way of escape
Everybody is finding a route to less pain, to less strife.


By the way, an atheist still believes that he doesn't believes.

Awesome. Love your thought process.

thesilentman:
I dont take religion people serious and i tend to underrate their intelligence.

Totally agree. I see them as placed in a box they can't escape from. Same thing with atheists(although they reason out of the box). If u get to understand the world and how it works the more u realise it's so frigging complex and we still don't hv the answers. So anyone claiming to have the answers to this complex puzzle in a span of 3000 yrs out of 4.5 billion so far is a joker.

Awesome. An intresting take away is that there are about 4000- 4300 religions in the world. The no 1 religion in the world which is Christianity originated from Judaism, but Jews do not believe in Jesus Christ ergo they stick with the older texts while the new formed religion adds those older texts to newer texts of which some text were sidelined totally out of the book. They outgrew their origins as seen from the numbers.

Christianity has about 10,000 denominations, all with different nuanced interpretations of the same text and claim to hear from one God while they don't agree on the same thing. Just as Christianity broke away from Judiasm, so also do different sects break away from one another forming newer doctrines. A lot of other religions follow this same pattern especially the big ones, so which religion is the right one when many of them don't even agree with themselves.

Nah! That's not ego death, that's a near death experience. lol!

Nia69:
At 8 or 9 I humped my pillow so many times. Was never caught.

What prompted u to start doing that or what did u feel u were doing cause that's a very young and innocent age.

Believe i was 8 or 9 then. Found a lighter, was fascinated by it. Burnt a couple of leaves and papers but it was not enough. Went to the next compound to get something but they weren't around. Got carried away playing with my lighter and started trying to light the grass on their fine, well cut lawn on fire. Unfortunately the fire started spreading and i ran away. It burnt the entire lawn in front of their house and the area was wide. Everywhere was black. They were even lucky their house did not catch fire. No one knows i did it till today. Thinking back sef, i did a lot of callous evil shit.

doggedfighter:
Do you desire to be called babe?


Absolutely nothing wrong in that .


Little things like endearment names can make one happy.

Go ahead and tell whoever to call you babe.

It's fine, dearie !

You are awesome.

OP i wouldn't do that cause its not something that i would feel comfy with. But you do u and what u want and feel comfy with. If that's what u want to call ur friends, its very ok. If i was ur friend and u wanted to call me that, be my guest. Forget ignorant and narrow minded folks and do u.

tasalanoni:
Marriage is a woman's greatest laurel- NwaAmaikpe.

Only a fool celebrates his conquest and enslavement. Marriage of the modern society is rigged against the interest of the man. I can't point out even in a single way that marriage is of exclusive benefit to a man..

From courtship up till marriage, it looks like an arrangement wherein a man is hunted, killed and brought to the nest to be devoured by the huntres. Nest slavery!!

Why do you think that women go into marriages not just willingly but eagerly?

Who wouldn't be happy on the day on which her hunting is declared over and her kill is paraded before the public?

Why would happiness not be found in the heart of the slave mistress who has secured herself a slave that'd toil for a lifetime and drop the fruits at her feets

Men think!!! Ohh men, think!

Ur analogy just reminded me of the Black Widow.

Had a funny ludicrous encounter this evening that made me realise that even more people than i thought are ignorant and close minded bodering on delusion. So i had not eaten the whole of today cause i didn't feel hungry and my partner had been on my case to eat or at least eat something else even if i didn't want to eat what's at home. Thought of it and told her i wanted sharwarma and suya. She obliged she was going to get it for me on the condition i went with her.

While at the place booking the order, the lady complimented us saying we really look good together, we are both fine people bla bla bla The guy with her then said hope i''m taking care of her cause she look's like an angel, pamper her bs. I said nah, she doesn't... they were all stunned looking at me like 😳.. but i was being quite honest. The guy was like bros why u go talk like that na she be fine girl. I asked the man standing close to me, sir honestly speaking does she really look like an angel? I could sense the disgust before his response, "what sort of question is that".

All this while my partner was smiling. Silent talks began in the kitchen, simply told em i would explain why i said so but didn't want to hold things up, so told the man to meet us where we were sitting when he was done ordering. My partner was like u hv energy for drama and uve not eaten. When he came i asked sir are u a christian? He said yes. Do u read ur bible? Looking puzzled he said yes, why?! How do angels look like? He described the 1st image. I said nope, then showed him the images on my phone... That's what angels look like, my queen doesn't look like that.

He didn't beleive me, so i read him the passages that described it in the bible and he was laughing, sheepishly said he didn't know. But u said u read ur bible nau(@ least he was open minded to recieve facts). I got up and went to show them in the kitchen what i had shown him, they finally understood where i was coming from but were arguing it couldn't be. These were christains that said they read their bibles. Showed them the scriptures and everything but they kept arguing got angry & tried to twist it that those were demons or something else saying which version of the bible was that and all. I knew i ws talking to not just ignorant people, but certainly close minded, cause ive shown u facts but u still reject it and choose to argue cause its not what u've always known, being exposed to or indoctrinated with.

Funny thing is if they simply read their bibles they'd know. Unfortunately most people are like that, that's why they are so gullible that these mog's can twist anything without context and present to em as fact and they'll believe cause it's my pastor. But if u read u'ld see things for yourself in the bible but nope, we don't want to read. Not even the religious book we claim to practice. Heck u'ld see people in the comments complaining the post is too long cause they don't read. When these close minded people are presented with facts they outright reject it, cause it doesn't agree with what they've been told. Not like they've researched or anything. Just want to wallow in ignorance.

If u ask majority of christains what an angel looks like they'll describe the first image like those people today but the other images are what they actually look like as described in Ezekiel 1, 10, Isaiah 6, Daniel 10, Revelation 10.... research the rest. That's why when angels appear you usually hear "Fear Not". This is not to say they don't appear in human form, according to the bible there are instances they do. But the attached images are their true form and not what art, propaganda and indoctrination has led us to believe which is the 1st image.

If christains read they'll see a lot on inconsistencies in their bibles which would make em think for themselsves. All the contradictions and what not(think i'll be pointing out these inconsistencies and contradictiins in subsequent threads for discussion with open minds to try get an explanation) with what they actually practice today and have been told. Ironically the bible says it best " My people perish for lack of knowledge". Those who claim to have seen angels in their true form did u see something like this😁?!

For the lazy cunts TL:DR - Angels don't look how u think they do, read ur bible for urself and see the inconsistencies and contradictions with how things are generally portrayed and practiced.

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Attention seeking skank.

Nia69:
I personally think being a man is
-Being intelligent and humble.
-Hardworking
-Being in control of his emotions.
-Having self confidence.
-Taking responsibilities.

My opinion.

And your opinion is wrong just like the op's opinion is also wrong. What u listed are simply qualities u want or find attractive in a man, not what a man is. Pedantic but true. So people with xy chromosomes who don't hv those qualities aren't men?! Op should hv worded the question differently anyways, like "What's the true meaning of a high value or responsible man?" A man would always be a human being with a penis, testicles and xy chromosomes, nothing more. A responsible or high value man is a different matter.

Not bad... Your peice is kind of apt. Kind off cause there are some major things off about it. First of it's presented like all three are categories of the same thing which they're obviously not. It's like presenting red, circle and blue like they're all colours, which they are obviously not. You could have a red circle just as you could have a blue circle, but u can't say they're all colours.

Narcissm is a personality disorder which affects people's behavioral patterns in their general relationship and interactions with everyone else in all spheres of their lives. It's a mental disease diagnosed, researched, studied and proven by science. The other two on the other hand are basically male behavioral patterns in a relationship with the opposite sex and its psuedo science at best and like astrology not backed by actual science. So they are very different where its not a situation of one or the other.

Let's say the psuedo science of alpha, sigma, beta and all that is valid. An alpha could be narcissistic, just as a simp could be narcissistic as well. They both could have the mental disease that is narcissism, even though one of em are more likely to be narcissists than the other(you know which). So they are not all in the same category where its one or the other. Narcissm is an illness, the others are behaviours. Totally different things. The whole alpha shit theory is really flawed but that's discussion for another date.

IyaebeTheGreat:
I'm highly dependent ooo, infact if I have my ways I won't want to do anything while raising my kids. I'll love to give them my 100% attention.

🤢 That's sad.

etrange:
The same people asking what they bring to the table are the people that want them to still be dependent. You can't eat your cake and still have it. I've said it here over and over again, feminism isn't just for women. Everyone benefits when women are fairly independent. When they work hard, earn and contribute to home funding, the pressure we face as men in this country is reduced. The men only need to adjust and also learn to be fairly independent too. Learn to do some basic chores or cook on certain days. This is the recipe for a happy home. It doesn't take away mutual respect.

Couples are supposed to be inter-dependent in the sense that one can easily focus on one thing at any point knowing the other is there to take care of other things, not that the woman and the children should depend on one man to provide for the family while she does home economics. The issue with this is that they get so much used to these society-created roles that when one party is temporarily unable to function, everything breaks down.

Apt as f.uck bro, pick up each other's slack, work as a team and compromise where necessary. It's a good thing a balanced and nuanced take can still be found in the sea of dross, bigotry and vitriol that is this site.

PSA: To spot a rabid dog disguised as a normal being doesn't take much skill. Like the cliché goes : "it's not rocket science". Firstly thier thoughts are binary and in absolutes, void of any nuance. They potray subjective opinions as objective ones with extreme hubris. Usually they are extremely narrow/closed minded and can reason in only one direction, like they got tunnel vision or something. Thier pov or thought process stinks of cognitive dissonance and when u try to apply logic to their arguments, they go on a tangent and come up with an irrational strawman. Gents, when u spot a rabid dog, ur best bet is not to engage. If u engage u would lose brain cells which the dog doesn't hv to lose hence its irrational barking and ranting. I've just spotted a rabid dog.

Good filter. smh!
Edit: So majority of u here are really this dumb, does that look like a botched nose job to u.

I totally understand ur pov but for me i've come to understand that it's not a good thing to speak in absolutes. Human emotion, peresonality and behaviours are very different like u are saying, but its all on a spectrum with two extremes and it's very rare to meet or experience people at any extreme of a spectrum and experience them at that extreme all the time. Its always closer to the middle than one extreme and also not most of the time.

You explained that women are emotional and men logical, which is partly true, partly with the caveat been what i stated already. Emotions are one extreme on the spectrum of decision making and logic another extreme. The average woman tends to find herself towards the emotions side of the spectrum and not at the extreme end.

She would not be 100% emotions and 0% logic in her decision making all the time, but instead somewhere in the arbitrary range of 65-75% emotions and 35-25% logic. So yeah, the average woman makes decisions using mostly her emotions. Also you can't absolutely say they are all like that. "the average woman is like that ergo all women are like that". It's not a good way of thinking. They are not all like that.

I know women that make decisions logically, more so than emotionally and the reverse for men. Not all men think 100% logically either. The average man thinks more logically and less emotionally, but there are outliers that the reverse is true for. They are just as fucking annoying, just as the women are fucking annoying. I'ts just a difference in our behavioral trait you hv to accept and deal with however u deem fit. We are all so different and its quite ironic.

Different in virtually every aspect ( male/female, black/white/brown, extrovert/introvert/ambivert, open_minded/narrow_minded/close_minded... ) that we can hardly co-exist without issues. Quite ironic, like whoever made us is having a laugh watching this shit show of issues. Anyways my main point is there's good, there's bad. Any metric u want to consider there's more bad than good of it. Noting the fact that this trait has a negative outcome, there'll be more "people" with this than without. That's just how it is.

Just so happens that its women with their default set to make their average decisions emotionally... and it's a major flaw from our pov cause its different from how we think. They also hv stuff that they view as a flaw about us men just cause both genders view things differently. We are all flawed by default. I think what majorly pisses u off is the fact that some times, they try to use their emotions to manipulate situations but if u can see through the bs, it gets annoying fast.

So just be calm and accept that's how things are and manage the situation instead of getting angry even if it's not easy. It is what it is.

GrammarNazi1:
It's most likely chatGPT.

Thanks. Doesn't look like its ui though.

What AI is this?

abobote:
I guess this question is for our baby girls.

Me I don't fall in love, I have never falling in love before, any girl wey I wan toast, I de Imagine weda she go sweet, weda she go clean inside.
Even, my wife use to say that I don't love her, that I married her coz of the kids. Na after she born 2 pikin for me, before I pay her bride price

You are definitely aromantic. Im same, never been in love before. My partners say the same thing that they dont think i love em.

ukaface:
Chidi please
For as long as I can remember, since I started seeing you on the screen I fell in love with you.
Please don’t be scar, be chidi please


Omo, you smoked because of role? Put your lungs at risk because of role? God Abeg oooo
I hope your pay is hooge ooo

Its called method acting. This aint even extreme.

wiseone28:
I don't comment on such news

Hah! The irony.

Nyascobar1414:
Fvk her if you want to..
Dont mind these clueless girls that has slept with a married man b4,shouting curses everywhere..

Only curse is transferable in sex,but blessings cant be transmitted..

Who raised these half baked moral men

As in very backward myopic, delusional and superstitious people.

Avicii - Faster Than Light
Avicii - Dear Boy
Enya - Flora's Secret
Kygo - Firestone
Lupe Fiasco - Show Goes On
Jon Bellion - Hand Of God....

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian , I will encourage we Christians to emulate our Muslim brothers and sisters by abstaining from that filthy animal called pig. The bible warns we Christian to abstain from consumption of pig in Deuteronomy 14:8. Any Christian that consumes pork meat will end up in Hell

Abeg shut up. U ignorant Bleep.

Fortunately or Unfortunately ive never experienced falling in love.