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kkkp: I want to ask d clueless retardeen called KKKP how much he stole from his mother's bag yesterday

greateros: Pasn by, saw a door wit topic title naild above it, read d topic a 2nd time, walks toward d door, open it & peep thru. Saw som peeps sitn & seem to be discusn or more of aguing - one ws sitn on a big table wit a desk with d letas 'OP' and a tag 'insincer9igerian' on hs shirt. I also saw som oda men sitn on a biga tabl behind hm wit d letas 'MOD' on thier table. I lookd bhnd my shouldas toward d street to make sure am safe - d man wit d insincere sometn tag on hs shirt cald out -
'hi pls com in'
I lukd behnd my shldas again & den lukd towards hm & i asked
'me?'
He said
'yes u'
and i said ok - i carefuly stped into d room. D man wit d insincere tag politely askd me
'wht do u wnt to ask d president?'
I luk bak again to make sure no one is pointn sometn at me - then i askd hm
'oga did u say president?'
'yes - the president' he answered.
I said 'hmmm'
and d man askd
'any problem?'
i replied to hs question while lookn ova my shouldas again wit my hands in front of me in a pleadn gesture i told hm
'oga, b4 i go fit ask my qeshn, i go swt me if u & our oga president go assure me say afta i ask d queshn, maryln ogah & ha kila squard no com for d uncomplete buildn wey me & my peple dey manage for asokoro & kill us & label us bokoaram!'
D man smiled dat knd of 'oyo smile' bt went ahead to asure me dat am safe & shld proceed wit my questn.
i lukd ova my shlda once more, steped closer to d table, then went ahead wit my qestn.
I said 'oga abeg no vex - helep me ask our president wheda na kai-kai abi na sekpe or na alomo abi na combine of d whole thin na im i shark dat day wey hm tel kenya say hm go help them fight terorism! For otueke hm vilage, na fuel dem dey take qench fire?! Abi d nigerians wey bokoaram don kill neva do for hm wey hm wan bring alishaba join them?!'
imediately, i heard 'kakamp' i dd nt wait to fndout d source of d sound. I took of at such a speed dat d bak of feet ws almost touchn d bak of my head - usain bolt wil envy my speed!

iamlukky: Why iamlukky is so dumb, sir ?

Seenyo: Seriously....Why is Seenyo such a kindergartten,clueless,& corrupt Nairalander yet surrounded by clowns n criminals?

Modupe166: Y is it dt ur wife cant speak correct english?

hardywaltz: Please don't associate me with low-lifes and Riff raff who are Mr President's best of friends.


One more question for GEJ,
How many pairs of shoe do u have now, considering that u once had none so we can evaluate how much progress we have made in ur lyf.

hardywaltz: Mr Hardywaltz, why are u so clueless and surround yourself with jesters like Wike, Turkur, Mbu, Evans Bipi & Co.

berem: Seriously? You can ask him why he remains a slowpoke and clueless? He should do something fast about ASUU strike and let students go back to school.

luvmijeje: Special adviser to the President on Nairaland, thanks for this opportunity and here goes my question. Can the President show us video clips or images of real projects he has commisioned for the past three years with our money? I will have love to ask him what he has done about corruption, obviously he has done nothing, so I won't bother.
Pls ensure my question is forward to him, thanks.

Wadeoye: When they want to cheat the people, they use judges. They tried all avenues nothing worked but judges, being hopeless set of human beings, will be used to destabilize the state.

If I happen to rule this country, I will first deal with the judges and all those crooks in the legal profession - most of them are worse than the people they jail or sentence to death.

Clerverly: PointBlankNews is the propaganda arm of Jonathan's media. Another cheap blackmail.

Jonathan Must Go!! Say No To Cluelessness and Corruption!

braine: He won't get mine and any of those around me•

ndu_chucks: My problems with the said SNC:

(1) We will be represented by the same thieving 'leaders' who we should be getting rid of.
(2) GEJ's timing is not only suspicious but outright dumb
(3) Separation must be off the table for it to be supported by more than 50% of the nation
(4) Whatever its outcome - implementation will depend on NASS's action, else it becomes an unconstitutional effort in futility.

For me, nothing short of Sergent Doe type of prescription or a Buhari presidency, will save our nation.

Garri_Activist: Drunken Garri_Activist with his ogogoro bottle dream! Will dis man ever be sober

0lumide: It's unconstitutional for GEJ to contest simple!!Pls don't mind me I don't know the meaning of constitution

hillsate: With all the cumulative years of GEJ in power from deputy Governor to Full Governor to Vice President to President then to (s)elected Governor how many years is that?
He has not even really performed beyond reasonable doubt yet and he's doing everything outside ethics and legality for another term.
IF YOUR FIRST TERM WORKS CAN'T SPEAK FOR YOU WHAT WILL?

What we have is a Dictator in civilian uniform.

fagbalex: watch your comment boy, because this people are agitating for there right. can't you see the spate of impunity and injustice in the person. you must be a fanatics.

write2obi: Hope. Mother of obipotamus will not, enter there and call Mr Quest, *My pikin, if you query my couple finish, make you query me 2*
God punish write2obi in advance for saying this .

maximunimpact: Hello Gejites,

In order to put credibility and a more realistic aproach in bringing fresh air into nairaland, if any1 have a programme or achievement innitiated and accomplished by GEJ, kindly share to make belivers from anti-GEJ folks out there.

GEJ got accolades, let's make it known to Niralanders!

pandriod: From now on, I'm supporting Jonathan

Anything that will make me drive out these parasites? can't wait!!!

Demdem: Now that his second term is clearly in shambles he feels like doing the right thing. its ok by me.
To be honest, if this report is true and DEMDAFT trully wants an SNC- SOVEREIGN NATIONAL CONFERENCE has against his earlier position and works towards acheiving it, then i will have to support him to acheive such. i have been calling for this for years now.
We need to determine on what basis we have to live together as a nation if trully that is what we want.

Demdem: Now that his second term is clearly in shambles he feels like doing the right thing. its ok by me.
To be honest, if this report is true and DEMDAFT trully wants an SNC- SOVEREIGN NATIONAL CONFERENCE has against his earlier position and works towards acheiving it, then i will have to support him to acheive such. i have been calling for this for years now.
We need to determine on what basis we have to live together as a nation if trully that is what we want.

Shine It: Dis Atiku no dey taya to run for office? Funny thing is he gets the same result all the time. This man is a born loser like Buhari.

traffickz: Why is that Nigeria leaders always forget to the background they came from And African leaders have this "mentality" of clinging to Power.

Anyways, its either they get Relieved of the Power or they are taken away by MR DEATH.

Anyhow it Goes, GEJ can never be Robbert Mugabe!

Sun of god: Coming soon to Nigeria . . . .

Demdem:

what a clown, is that all?
I can liken the Retardeen to Herod in the good book. if he doent repent and let the needs of the populace be his priority instead of his cronies, his end will be much more disastrous than Herod who was eaten up alive by worms.
by the way, ur entire race will inherit ur mentioned curses.
Joke on u goon

Demdem: [b]Good one for the Retardeen. I trust Aregbes judgement.
I just hope those that accept Aregbes appreciation for this good work will also accept his condemnation against the fertilizer regime weeks ago.Let us pray, Father o Lord, u alone see
the intentions of men even before they
talk. We pray now that all the enemies of
Gej both seen and unseen that are
criticising him and\or working against his
ambition of re contesting in 2015 not live
to see that day if they are doing it for
their selfish interest but lord if its true
that Gej is not working on the
improvement of our infrastructure such
as increase in mega watts of electricity
production ,rehabilitation of federal
roads ,revitalisation of hitherto moribund
rail transportation etc and also not doing
his possible best to improve the
conditions of life of Citizenry in all
aspects of social economical areas, may
the wishes of this enemies be
fulfilled ,Our good God please bring
incurable insanity and spirit of "clueless"
into the household of everyone that will
henceforth refers to our amiable
president either here on Nairaland or on
any other social networks as -
clueless ,slow ,slow poke and any other
such names they can't call their Fathers
but if it is true that the actions and
inaction of the President for which
reason they are calling him all these
unprintable names is not in the best
interest of our dear Country Nigeria,
Father, pls protect them and their
Families from this spirit of insanity and
bless them abundantly .Our God and
Lord the politicians are making
strategies against the 2015 elections.
We pray that any candidate that did not
wish this Country well whether he is
from the south west, north east, south
south,north central or any other geo
political structure of the Çountry will not
win any election in this Country and if he
rig the election may he not live to see
the day of swearing in ceremony and for
those who will vote for wrong candidates
that will loot the treasuries ,sponsor boko
haram or any other terrorists
group,distabilized this nation or do any
other bad tins against the interest of this
great Country, may their voter's card get
loss before the next General Election
and if they find or retrieved it, may they
not find their ways to polling booths on
that day .We prayed because we
believed in u that notin is impossible
with U. Pls click on the like button to say
Amen.

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ifebosco: who is the president of nigeria today??let us start now to build nigeria and forget about the past,we can just use the efcc to find our past leaders to pay for their crimes if there is justice,and who has the powers to do that??mr gej,is he doing ityes, he is doing it but Amechi and co are the one going around begging Gej not to probe them