₦airaland Forum

Can they find one office in Abuja for this clown already so he can let us breathe? How social media rewards the craziest among us, I can never understand.

Initial gra gra. We've all watched this movie before. It won't work because the country is irredeemably corrupt. Someone or some people have helped Egbetokun to high office. In Nigeria, you don't dare say No to those who made you.

They say a picture let alone video is worth a thousand words. In a nutshell: the problem with Nigeria.

I originally wanted to ask whether they're kicking off yet another fad - like the Guiness World record distraction of the past few weeks. Then I said let me read some of the commentary first. Please, please, who did this to Nigerians? Why is it so hard for Nigerians to close their ethnic eyes for a moment? How have normal human beings fallen so hard on traps set for them by never-do-well politicians? We may continue to hope until Christ comes a second time that somehow we can build something meaningful out of this train wreck of a country. But on the evidence before our eyes - presented by our very selves and not the politicians, mind you - we are done for. We actually don't deserve any of the good things we want to see happen. Our hearts are too dark for the light of progress. There's no hope, sad to say.

Don't distract them, bro. They will come back to this after first beating all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records - for cooking, dancing, vomiting, pooing, ....(add some more)

Gajagojo:
The question is why Africans cannot create their own platforms?

It seems the cycle is now complete. We have a sick country on our hands - and it's been this way for a while. Able-bodied folks don't have a clue what to do anymore.

This is fishy as always. Spend a minute to tell that she was appointed. Spend the rest of the day to tell that she hadn't appointed herself. After Buhari, this woman comes a close second on the list of failures from Buhari's disaster regime. What's she going to do at the World Bank? Teach them how to run an economy to the ground?

Does this man know how pricing works in deregulated free market system? Then, if he can control the price by simply talking about it, who cares - though that's not how it works.

I know something about this CCMASS. ASUU are lying to say they weren't consulted. It's in their character to lie, though.

If he isn't a useless failure, may be he could have gone to a quiet area in Jos or Calabar to rest. Do I even believe this story? Buhari lies every time he says something.

The North? What? But they gat President for 8 years and, according to Hell Rufai, they also gat landmass?

Can people stop with giving a platform to this failure of a human being to be spewing rubbish. Buhari should just disappear into the sunset where he belongs and never look back. This corrupt bigot set Nigeria back more than 100 years for no other reasons than resentment and vendetta.

Shameless liars. In 2019 INEC lied to Nigerians until the day of the Presidential election knowing that they would sabotage their own efforts. They have done the same in 2023 - lying about their capacity, sabotaging themselves, and washing billions of naira down the drain. They will come back in 2027 repeating the same nonsense. They should tell us why this glitch only happens with the Presidential election.

I feel extremely sorry for Nigerians (I don't live there). But this madness is exactly why they're thrashing subsidy - just to make life more cozy for a shameless, gluttonous political elite whose contributions to national development nobody can see.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Ad nauseum!

Kunu time! Blessing time!

I see what you people did there. You want to change the meaning of "gorgeous" by force!

Call it by its proper name, agbado!

Nigerians trying very hard to turn the Guiness Book of World Records to their dubious ten for a few pennies these and that awards!

Which civil societies? The ones that occupied Nigeria and the whole wide world to undermine Goodluck Jonathan even though his message wasn't any different than today's?

Did you watch that clip? If not, go and watch it for yourself because whoever transcribed it for y'all here is a very dishonest person.

This soundbite you're running with is taken completely out of context.

And for your information, I don't like Orji Kalu at all!

HitlerWasRight:
See the rubbish this supposed legislator is saying.

You can't account for how you came about money abi ?

I don't like Orji Kalu. Period. But whoever transcribed this clip is a dishonest person, especially that underlined portion. There was a qualifier before Kalu said that part and this person erased it to score a point. Shame on that person.

What they call government in Nigeria is actually a full-scale criminal enterprise. Why are so called rich people in Nigeria always stealing from the public?

My take: anybody who claims to be doing well in Nigeria must park wellaaa...you may just be a massive part of the problem. The only people suffering endlessly in Nigeria are those who have no part of the blame for the rot in that space.

This Ajaero sef. When will he hand over to someone else? I've been hearing his name since the Abiola days as Secretary of some labor organization. Is that office his family inheritance?

Please, Tinubu shouldn't waste any more time before giving this clown something to eat so we can all rest.

How many days now since inauguration and this unelected woman won't let us rest. What's the problem with these people?

Banana Republic things II

This was how some people gathered in a conclave, pregnant with a design, that ultimately delivered Hope Uzodinma as Imo state governor.

Banana Republic!

When will Nigerians stop dragging God into the mess they themselves create everyday? Do they even know that they belittle God and make the Almighty seem impotent by continually invoking His name - because invariably, it seems, the more they call God's Name the worse things have become. I trust the Bible, though. It says God can't be mocked however hard Nigerians try to do that.

My world! This would be hilarious as fiction. It's despicable as reality. How does this smell. Crime your way to billions for 8 solid years and do nothing else other than that. Then just 2 days to leaving office, boooooom!