₦airaland Forum

sapphiere:
I need someone to teach me how to shoot a pistol.

pistol can only travel a short distance,The best shot is a long gun that can travel a long distance so when you want to protect your self go for long gun and don't forget to come along with your friend who has a long gun for back up.

sapphiere:
God make I jam this kind of man in my life IJN Amen

When you met a 50years old man you desire for may be by then you go don turn 40.kikikiiiiiiii

It always baffle me when ever some lady's are crying that they are ready for marriage,what is your contribution towards the relationship for the past 8years nothing, absolutely nothing and you want him to settle down with a liability?

Bornu1stSon:
Next time we are going to starve you people to your bones. I hope I made sense. [/b]

as for me oh, you made no sense

bubu2019:
Brother forget the idiot, If that guy is for sell,he will not fetch 1milion. I swear I can't buy him 500k

kikikiiiiikiiiiii

even the increment has no value in today's market yeye labour

okeyglm:
the ram na gold. shame to southerners. you guys have been3 clamoring for Biafra and oduduwa republic. ordinary feeding your populace has turn into an uphill task. imagine ordinary ram.

can't you go with your medulla oblongata for once? must you believe all the garbage put up there? how could a Ram cost 1m for what?

Henrymorre:
I will try to make this story very short.

So I've always loved my babe, buy her stuffs, gives her money, takes her out, etc. So tomorrow is her birthday, and she has a very bad hair. We where talking over on phone yesterday, and she asked me to send her money to make her hair, plus she also said she doesn't have money to do her bday, and wants me to help her on it. Well, I wanted to help her do her bday shaa, just to make her happy, but I can't carry all the responsibilities alone, so I said no to her getting money to do her hair. I told her to make her hair by herself or wear a wig, since I will be ,

Paying for hotel
Buying the cakes
Buying the drinks
Buying the meat
Calling DJ to play song for her and her friends
Plus giving her a gift..

She started acting all up, that she will do the bday with her friends that she doesn't need me in it anymore, that her friend will make her hair for free blah blah, and she will sleep over at her friends place. Etc

So guys the question, is this lady really a wife material? Or someone who is just there to eat money and go?

Did I over react?

That is your reward for going about with those small small jobless girl

wahala

if we ask the value he add to his community now,is nothing to write home yeye people

BastardWike:
Lol, I wonder when these people will get sense, fulani herdsmen are butchering and raping your people but instead of uniting and fighting back, they chose to be fighting themselves

They now have two warring factions, Medina and Jerusalem, but las Las na Futa jalon the place go answer when the Fulanis finally takes over

kikikiiiiikiiiiii thunder Balogun fire devil.

Bola146:
I hate that thing like Unless my husband to be will like it

yes I like it,I will buy you the silver one

Liposure:
Ashawo na work?

Ashawo no be work,na management.

tutudesz:
Keep burning the police station O! Even with police presence herdsmen are still killing, talkless when there is no station again

even in the present of police in the town hersmen are still killing, thank God you realise that even when the case were reported the same police will set them free and it make it difficult for them to stop there bad action because they know they will be set free but when they realise there is no more police or any checkpoint in the town they will think twice before doing anyhow because anyone caught will be dealt with

I will take £10m,marry another wife,born pikin and go somewhere to adopt mother

Mokason288:
It’s very simple sir

Just grab the snakes head put your hand in its mouth

Just make sure it bites you

When it does that, wait until 24 hours if nothing happens to you... gbam

Non poisonous snake located



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

you are a killer but hire killer is better than you because he will get paid but no one will pay you for this �

airminem:
Lagos touts in Imo.. .smh

Thunder Balogun fire you with RPG tell me wetin concerns Lagos with Imo?

Jerryherd:




Who else is better than him

Give me just one single Politician in the South that can match his Resume and CV in Private Career (PricewaterhouseCoopers, ExxonMobil, Delliote Anderson Auditing)

His Career in Business (INTELS, Alphabeta, TVC, Compass finance Chicago LLC, TheNation Newspaper)

His Career in Politics (Senator, Two terms Governor of the most prosperous State in Nigeria)

His infrastructure and policies which are the model blueprint of new lagos

How many state has Bus Rapid Transit System which Tinubu single handedly established

How many Politicians built a State owned Power Plant

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then if these are the criteria to become a president in Nigeria some one like OBJ and Sai Baba will not be anywhere near Aso rock.

9jaRealist:
”Rest in peace” is not a peculiarly Nigerian saying or invention...
Rather, it (or some form of it) is merely a RESPECTFUL (and APPROPRIATE) comment in these circumstances across the world.
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our wishes has nothing to do with dead person so it add no value bro

Nigerians are too emotional,if you wish them rest in peace does that mean they will rest in peace, and if you don't wish them to rest in peace does that mean they wouldn't rest in peace? I only pity there family because Nigeria government will never do anything to make their life better by then they will know the difference

jumper524:
oboi see legs..
overhyped defender when no dey slide.
the only time he slides, it ended in tears..

is a tall guy,he don't need to slide and most of tall player don't slide because they have a long legs but short player need it to covered the ball on time

Wisejohnson47:
Can you imagine this nonsense? our leaders have failed us

No the leaders never fails us but we the followers who allowed them to be rolling us like dice and we keep silent

Arewa1stSon:
These men didn't commit any crime!!

They're just Hausas from northern Nigeria

don't be one sided I think it's now a better time to ask some questions concerning how things are in this country,the issue begin on Thursday when Hausa boy kill a Yoruba man and it was reported to seriki on Thursday what is his response?is this the first time such a thing happened? when seriki invited police early morning of Friday what is there response?do you know how many Yoruba people that were kill,the baale house were set ablaze,the moment soildier came to the scene dey gave order to Hausa to pursue Yoruba and kill them but those soildiers never enter inside the market but stay far away, you see I have many fact but just blame the aggressive of the Hausa boys and the security agency who failed to rise up to the occasion

Miranwa:
Good Day Nairaland, I tried parking my friend's car yesterday night and i without concentrating, bashed it against a piller.

I have be worried since morning and want to fix it before he comes back, he traveled to the village.

Is it something serious, or just the bumper.
And how much will it cost to repair.

Please help a brother.

that Jos bumper will become Lagos bumper and your eyes go clear�

BlackfireX:
If you have ever visited this ashewos as they are called , you will agree on monkey shadow, flying leopard style, doggy with cow girl as give away... Only for the once gentle lady of -i-will-do - well turn to a monster that won't even allow you to have missionary journey..

If you ask for ya money ,she will start shouting that you didn't pay, instead of the other ashewos to be reasonable, they will pour water you don't even wanna know where it came from, they will hit you, drag your clothes and disgrace you publicly

bro it depends on the kind of one you met,I gat one presently she always do me well �

Iamgrey5:
And they have probably killed 1000 people.

Look at the sophisticated and automatic weapons that those "new born saints" were once carrying.

is that a man portable missile in the standing position

the one in standing is what we call RPG, make I take am � you?

richmond500:
shut up, bloody hypocrite.

I know if she was ur sister, u won't think twice of putting a bullet right through the guys skull

we are too emotional in this part of the world, learn how to control your emotions,I will only advice my sister when she is not ready for sex she should not keep a man around her self, you don't want a sex you keep him around and keep talking about marriage, don't you think is some how?

triple996:
9ice
Swines won't like these news

that is how they make it year in years out now ask your self it's effect in the economy or development of the nation?

richmond500:
Some people don't need to be humans.

U see an unconscious lady and ur dik stand, raped her and left.

Jesus Christ, I don't care if I go to hell but if I see some persons with me in same chamber in hell, I will protest. Me as a fornicator can't share same hell with a rapist.
OP, u dont have to report him to any police.

Here is what u will do, try talk to him and ask why he raped u, make sure u have hidden camera or a voice recorder, record everything he said without him knowing it.
Find all those street touts, play the record to them and ask them to do whatever they feel with him, dont feel remorse no matter what happened to him after that.

Only God forgives people, u are not God, but it will be wise to send him to God

can you hear yourself,most of you can't control your emotions, you can't solve this kind of issues by creating another problem, you see most of now are days girls see sex as there control panel of men,you see boys come to girls purposely for sex before issue of marriage will arise any girls who are not ready for that should stay away from dating, you can't just keep a man around you without a sex and if you are not ready stay away from boy friend no be by force let her go to police headquarters in Abuja no body will entertain this story.

pek:
Op you left out some key things and now you have made the pastor to look bad. I am sure they were aware of the time but chose to come late. He must learn discipline and sometimes the price is steep.

unforseen circumstances may cause there lateness don't forget that

Miner13:
always in the church but holding back money meant to compensate many.

exactly that is the kind of people we have around,if the report is true o, I think they deserve it, I hope this could teach others some lessons