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They don start again be that oo. Tomorrow when they make some deductions from your bank, you will be asking how come. How would Nigerians feel safe to had over their NIN details to one random Mr Richard on the internet? What is NIMC office open for? Don't say you were not warned oo.

That PMB decided not to attend the burial of the late COAS is one thing, but for Nigerians to openly castigate the death of a soldier who decided to pay a supreme price to keep I and you safe, then I wonder if truly we all deserve redemption, or we are beyond doom. There is no humanity left here
The other day at Abuja Airport, I saw an unkept cenotaph in memory of a particular ill fated flight, but the names they pledged not to forget have been wiped off by weather. I hope history will be fair to this brilliant soul. RIP.

There are terminals that have a flat rate charge, like from 20,000 and above, they charge 100 naira only but they come with targets, say 200,000 cash in cash out transactions per day. For now, just stick with the existing terminal you're using till you have enough customer base for high volume targets.
Just stick to a little here, a little there for now, steadily the business will grow. Don't charge too much not to drive away customers. Best wishes

Hollawayn05:
Greetings great minds,
Was gifted an LG fone bought from Germany, but the fone could not read our local sim card hear, how can I go about unlocking it knowing fully well that LG office are not that comon down here.
Location is Ibadan, Oyo state

Possibly it may be one of those phones using CDMA network which doesn't work in Nigeria. Just buy a MIFI to enjoy internet services on the device. Don't stress yourself

I am wondering how long it was when she fried akara publicly in some random street, somewhere in Nigeria.
The satanic regime has a lot of devil's masquerading as angels. She and the VP. Always trying to prove that she's on our side, when they are all using back knife to slice our yam. Scammers!

CampussNews:
Kebbi state is setting the pace for other states to follow. Very good!

Shameful! Just over 50 desktops, a pace is already being set. The standards must be very low for you Northerners.

Omo these are really serious issues that indicate no one has monopoly to intoxication. Buhari and his Fulani brothers thought they could hold everyone ransom and hijack the federal character principle but they forget that southerns are the key to Nigeria's administrative resource.
Wike has just blown the Pandora's box open. The almagamation of Southern governor's anti open grazing law (with the exemption of the Judas among them) is further spreading the message.

uba1991:
did anybody stop you from going to the moon? Lazy youths sitting down and doing nothing but will be first to condem those that are trying to do something.
What have you done for the country?

So unfortunate for you, after your mediocre government creates cow-centric programs, they still have to pay you guys 30k monthly and maybe 2gig data to defend their policies online. I've checked your posts here. 2 more years for you to make noise with your unpensionable job. You will soon know who is lazy!

When other countries in the world are devoting more resources to science and technology, ours is in fattening cows and growing corn. How much lands has China, our slave master devoted to cattle rearing and farming estate? Same China that is building the next International Space Station and Mars colony. Let's keep fattening cows shaa

I'm sure he'll be like "Get back to work, as I'm Pastor Yemi Osibanjo" and he expects them logging off to look for their stethoscopes right way. You are part of the team that is stifling them of their benefits, yet you turn right back to look for their sympathies.
I think some people need to live their own truth.

MishdaFish:
It's now obvious that the NIN linkage to phone number mandated by NCC was an effort in futility. I thought that was meant to trace calls and identify the bandit when they call to negotiate? Not a security expert but I can't see how shutting down th network would help secure the place.

I wonder. They asked us to do the NIN, we sheepishly obeyed. Claiming that it will wipe out 95% of terrorism and banditry. Now they want to switch off the whole network. So the whole system of agency banking is going to be paralyzed for two weeks. Tech people and remote staffs are going to be cut off from their source for the next two weeks. Nobody can call their doctor for emergency medical assistance. You cannot link up with your HMO. I wonder if they think about the multiplier effects before taking such drastic decision.
And funny enough, the terrorists may have a satellite phone like thuraya for seamless communication, so the whole purpose is defeated.

2 more years, Femi. Two more. Your lala that went up will fall due to gravity. A deacon in church who sold his integrity for filthy lucre. You keep declaring profits and major loot recoveries, yet almost all the country's expenditure is on debt servicing. Food and almost every other thing is so expensive in the market. Welldone!

Nice review. Glo is very notoriously poor about support for their customers. Even if you reply to their posts on Facebook, no one bothers to reply. I doubt if their customer service is now available to pick up calls. These are the issues that they need to work on

Beloved3:
Where are they planning to host the servers?

It would be a joke to host our digital currency on foreign servers.

And just in case they are planning to build data centres here in Nigeria for the project, I hope they know that is a huge electricity demand and it's as if Nigeria does not even produce enough electricity to power the whole of Lagos 24/7.

And hopefully they are not planning to run the data centres on generators because that would be dragging the country eons back. Everyone at this stage is looking towards Sustainability and cutting off green house gases.

Dear Naija, which way?

If only we could fix electricity, many things will start to fall in place gradually.

When we fix electricity, we monitor crime effectively with CCTV and drones.

We experience transformation of our educational sector - digital transformation.

We experience industrialization - companies will troop in, and the ABA boys and indigenous manufacturing gurus will rise

We crack down on corruption - everything becomes transparent and digital - every fraud will be traceable digitally except you go and bomb the data centres to erase data ( equivalent to how they burnt the NFF office and other offices just to destroy files).

Our economy improves, we rely less on petroleum, we see massive advancement etc.

That's the question to ask. Where to host the server. Perhaps inside EFCC headquarters, so they can come and break down your door at 2 a.m for having an unusual inflow of unexplained source of e-naira.
Bunch of jokers. You ban Twitter, Cryptocurrency and chase youths gestapo style for owning a laptop, yet you still want them to promote a digital currency.
I'm sure herdsmen can have access to it, because it will be interesting collecting ransom's in e-naira as well as buying cows.

Try and price the ones those aboki guys sell. You will get your idea

Of all the nonsenses to have ever been let out of this mediocre government spokesman, this has to be a new low. I honestly believe that this statement deserves a trophy as the dumb fuckery ever. It will suck to be his great grandchildren some years ahead, when the internet never forgets

ProphetJeroboam:
I moved to a country in Eastern Europe to get a degree in medicine sometime in April this year and up till now I have always minded my business. I don’t even bother mingling with the locals because I can’t speak their language yet so I just stay indoors and play my ps5. I have never had any issue with the locals before until now. I live in a one bedroom apartment and I don’t even know who my co-tenants are as I go in and out without acknowledging any of them. I meet them and I go my way. The only issue I had one time was with a tenant who reported me to the landlady that I left the door leading to our apartments open and since then I have never made that mistake again. Occasionally when I jog in the evening I hear side laughters and talks as I jog past them but I always tell myself that they might not be talking about me or maybe they are not used to seeing black guys jog. Fast forward to today, I decided to do my laundry and when I went to my balcony to air my laundry(I live in the 3rd floor), guess what I saw. A used wrapped sanitary towel was lying on the floor in my balcony. I know it’s recent because it’s month end and month end is when most girls/women get their monthly visitor. I don’t feel sad or pity for myself, I feel rage because if I had caught the white trash who did this, I would have punched her so hard in her stomach, she won’t have to worry about anymore monthly visitors till she dies. It’s still there on my balcony in case anyone wants pictures

Like seriously? Used sanitary towel and side talks when jogging are serious issues now? Abeg my brother, should I remind you that we are suffering hunger, marginalization, unemployment, insecurity, lack of electricity, roads, water and other public infrastructure as well as many other used unsanitary towels back at home under Buhari, who many of us never voted both first and second time to power?
Please define your idea of problems very well o. I'll rather walk through a dump of fresh poo every morning than endure the shyt of another minute under Buhari's government.

savcy:
There's not much Osinbajo can do to change the security situation of the country. He's a Vice President. He commands nothing that the President doesn't empower him to. I would cut him some slack.

That he would allow the bigger dummy to incapacitate him shows he's really really a slow poke. You said someone has intelligence, yet he's being kept in an armchair by a secondary school degree holder, yet he does nothing to resist is beyond amazing.
Meanwhile, how much do you guys actually get for defending this people? We're you invited to Yusuf's wedding and did you get the iPhone? Or it's just the usual 30k or data allowance? Because some Nigerians can roll on the floor for data

Wetin una dey take all these online accounts do self? Person don request for Twitter, Reddit and now LinkedIn. Shey no be yahoo yahoo una dey take all these accounts do bayii?

If not for your rotten language, you have an excellent point. People have always feared what they don't understand. Marijuana is fast becoming fold in terms of it's versatility these days.

You need to get ready to prove that you have an honest source of income (for your age). Maybe business or something. This domain flipper will sound like yahoo yahoo to the account officer. It's a much serious case if you can't prove otherwise as they are liable to hand you over to the police.

You really need to leave your house and relocate to the city. I'm sure you're in one village somewhere, so these things get at you much. By the time you relocate and put all those hatred from your mum, step sister, and whoever behind you and occupy yourself with the hustle of the city, you will see things differently. Success is the best response. Go and make money

Mysmartnetwork:
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As a christian, I'll say this is a good development. Financing is one of the advantages Muslims have over christians. Another one is burial of the dead, among others. It will be best if Muslims take advantage of the credit/paylater loan market in Nigeria that greedy Asian loan sharks have currently encroached into.

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Maybe he suddenly caught a wave of existential crises after realizing the sad state of his post office memory. He came promising that he belonged to nobody and belonged to everybody only to become Nigeria's most sectionally biased democratic president in history.

This pastorpreneur, that bases in Ukraine but uses online medium to spread fake news about Nigeria. Shame!

That some Nigerians are actually making a case for these useless loan shark shows how insensitive some people are. If not for Buhari that has made everything so hard, why would anyone even consider taking their short term, high interest loan? And while you will still have to pay default fees, your integrity is forever dented by blackmailing your contacts.
I believe Ncash should also be fined and some other ones in these category. Everyone that has ever been embarrassed need to make it a point of duty to report the particular loan apps to NITDA.
After all, not all of us are politicians who has some unrestricted wads of cash to throw around and yo think that you didn't even steal but chose to borrow...

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Wait oo, in this rainy season and in Akwa Ibom state where rain falls everyday during the rainy season, properties are still being gutted by fire? It's really mysterious indeed. May God help prevent the day that village people will open our file.

writetopoker:
Op is very very crazy, how can you make a youtube video for free 50MB. When am paying 40gig per 14days. Idiat

Thanks for pointing this out. Every Tom, D*ick and Harry now use YouTube to describe just about anything on Nairaland. Just because you can embed the link easily don't have to make us suffer our already scarce data resource.

affable4:
Hmmmmm. My take on all these noise is that people are just using the tool of virtue-signalling to drive their hidden jealousy or just seeking relevance.

Even the lowest viewing plan on dstv/gotv has between 50 - 100 channels. You are left with options. Why all these noise about the show? Worse happen in some of out nollywood movies. You either watch or look the other way.

The show is not on a local channel. Why the noise? Is it because of it's popularity?

I'm not a fan of BBN. Just looking at the business angle. Someone's making many, businesses are getting the audience and exposure they need. And your own is just to bring it down.

Coming from people who actually watch porn in their closet.

So because someone's making many business and getting audience exposure, we should allow societal moral compass to break down abi? Are there no other creative avenues to get business exposure? Like the canceled Gulder Ultimate Search, some high powered talent competition similar to America's got talent or something that rewards education and intelligence.
To have people fingering themselves and doing alot of unthinkable things on live TV and have them rewarded for it shows how vain we are as a nation.
We can as well reintroduce a version of the Hunger Games, where assassins can come do their thing on live TV and the winner takes all.