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KingLennon:
Anytime u see don jazzy update, you must see a person that will comment 'Go and marry' . The girls on his page are advertising theirselves

Those are just envious of the dude. I like that the dude doesn't give a hoot and is enjoying his life on a lowkey. He may even be married but jobless guys and ladies be shouting, "go and marry"

stagger:
Has the Nigerian police been able to fish out the policeman who fired the shot into the Rangers bus that killed his junior brother Igeniwari?

Nigeria owes this man big time and that is why he has settled in Spain.

Crimes only get solved if the bigwigs in power or someone with a political connection is murdered. Even at that, the case may never get solved, eg who is the killer of Funsho Williams? This year made it 12 years, and the murder remains unsolved. As one of the human rights lawyer, Barrister Femi Aborishade, said, "The inability of the state to evidentially link the murder of Funsho Williams to those who actually murdered Funsho Williams is a further confirmation that Nigeria is a failed state – a state that lacks the capacity to guarantee security of the citizenry, contrary to the mandate contained in Section 14 (2)(b) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999, as amended. Unless past murders and assassinations are solved, the culprits established and punished, the state of insecurity in Nigeria will undoubtedly accentuate rather than diminish."

People are running ponzi as I type

The story is written by someone looking for traffic. Don't believe everything you read!

I wish every government parastatals work this way.

delishpot:
How do you want them to be? Do you fret when you kill and cook a chicken? I understand if for other reasons you say it is fake but basing your point on the fact that they are too relaxed? Hahahaha you never jam thief wey go enter your house to rob yet take time to cook and eat? If they have been doing it, and if they are in a secure location then they will be very relaxed if they feel no threat and its business as ussual.

My major reason for saying it's fake may not have anything to do with their composure or sitting arrangement. But more to do with the look/colour/the way the supposed human part turned out to be. Check the color, check the cut, also why two same hands? Unless they have two same hands from two people. The fingers should be coiled, why is it straight? But people who watch Nollywood may not notice all these, it'd be real for them

I only follow celebrities like Don Jazzy because dude has a great sense of humour. With all the trolling and hating and those calling him out to get married, dude remained focused knowing when you are on top there's envy!

If I'm a celebrity and you say I'm 20 years older than my age, I'd probably post a picture of vampire and write, "we never age" to troll you

I always wonder how fan's comment trigger some celebrities. I'm enjoying my fame and money and the fan hating may not have eaten for the day, why even beef such fellow?

I like his guts

Making money online is possible. But it is like work because you'd work! There's no free lunch. If you think it's easy, you are better off doing whatever you are doing now. Cheers.

Always watch what your toddler is doing.

If you are absent minded get a child harness
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At least you'd know he or she never sneaked out on you.

My condolences to the family of Dbanj.

Well, let's wait for the haters



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Monaco2:
A friend sent this video to me on whatsapp, I was shocked at what I saw, u just have to watch it n see for yourself... What are we turning into in this country.. No respect for human life anymore, it's truly sad.

It's fake. Watch video here and don't forget to read the comments too.

Butterflyleo:
Looks like a movie scene. The two hands gave it away. They are too identical and the fingers are spread in the same manner. No dead person would position both his hands in that way.

This is certainly from some movie location. Besides you do not cook meat with all the blood still on it fresh like that and the parts are too large for the pot so I believe they left them that way for added effect.

I got the same video but I know it was fake and most probably a movie prop. The people looked too relaxed to be cannibals. But Nigerians will believe anything


Those that watched the video here agreed with me that the stuff as fake as Nicky Minaj's böobs

The accident may be as a result of the following:

1) Excessive speeding
2) Driving under the influence
or
3) A busted tire or vehicle mechanism failure.

They should rush the man to a good orthopaedic hospital. Isinweke is near Umuahia, if I'm not mistaken, they should take him to FMC Umuahia for treatment. I just wish drivers should drive a little slow in populated areas to avoid such mishaps.

Dcaliphate:
Lolzzzz, fool, no go marry

This reply is getting old. What if he decide not to marry? Will it make him poorer? I don't just get this comment, the same comment was always said in Banky W thread till he married, now people are at a loss at what perceived insult or snide remark to give. SMH

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starbuck:
How can this old man be 19 years old

He's actually 19, read the full story here and see him with his classmates.

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You can now donate to the Mercy Ships the charity organisation behind these life transforming surgeries. I'm surprised the blogger did not give them credit. Only to use the traffic for his personal gain. SMH.

Read more about Bernard story here.

Whatever happens, NEVER engage your partner in a physical fight! This is recommended for both genders, if you are pissed, take a walk! Never hit your wife, husbands. Never beat your husbands, wives. Anger is a type of insanity, notice the court sometimes say in defence that someone was temporarily insane when a crime was committed. Always take a walk. Never engage in a fistfight. Always walk away no matter the vexation or how condescending/insulting the partner is. Just go to your neighbourhood hangout and chill the fxck out! Now this man is a murderer; even if he has video evidence of his wife sleeping with another man on his matrimonial bed or of her beating him first, he is going away for a long time. When he comes out the relatives of the lady will be waiting for him for their revenge.

Ok. Some group of people like the Humaniq realised the potential to take away the unbanked from the centralised system controlled by the government, which many do not trust, to a system that is free and not controlled by a centralised authority (decentralised systems ). In the future, people will be able to to have their say on who controls their money. Currently we have 2.5billion unbanked individuals globally. It is an epidemic fueled by mistrust of centralised authorities.

How I wish we can all drive a little bit slower and always wear the seatbelt. Though you can still have a fatal accident, but at least it won't be as much as we currently witness here. My condolences to the relatives, family and friends. Another young soul gone too soon. I'm saddened.

May you find the peace that eludes us all on the other side. My condolences to family, relatives, and friends.

I do not understand the sentiment here, someone is dissatisfied with the level of service rendered and wanted to sue service provider, what has her marriage, or respect got to do with anything?

dxpecial:
hello sir can u give me the source to this write up it is challenging

It is a hoax...was originally said to be made by Isreali Prime Minister, Mr Netanyahu. See link exposing the truth here http://www.thedailyvox.co.za/benjamin-netanyahu-and-the-speech-that-didnt-exist/

https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!msg/batananiboys/IxYM6mu3-dI/CriByvhVPQAJ

kay50:
You hate him for telling you the truth, but the truth has come out from your white God.*

*READ AND SHED TEARS*

*"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON WHY HE HATES AFRICANS & ARABS".*

*We are not obliged, even for a second, to try to prove to anybody and especially to blacks and Arabs that we are superior people - we have demonstrated that to the black and Arabs in 1001 ways.*
*The America we know today was not created by wishful thinking.We created it at the expenses of intelligence, sweat, and blood.....we do not pretend like other whites that we like the blacks - We must admit, without any fear, that we don't like them, and for so, so, many valid reasons.*

*The fact that blacks and Arabs look like human beings does not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because they look alike. if God had wanted us to be equal to blacks and Arabs, he would have created us all of a uniform colour and intellect. But he created us differently. Whites, blacks, yellow, the rulers and the ruled. intellectually we are superior to the blacks and Arabs.That has been proven beyond the reasonable doubt over the years.*

*I believe that a white man is an honest, God fearing person who has demonstrated practically the right way of being a human. By now every one of us has seen it practically that blacks and Arabs cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other.*

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*
*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention a few.*
*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*
*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*
*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*
*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*
*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*
*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*
*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians. The present administration now have no economic blueprint plan, rather than noise and false propaganda. Characterised with hatred and witch hunt/impoverishment".*
*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*
*Black people with black sense, and a sick president in London for medical tourism!!!.*

*The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*
*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*
*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*
*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

*PLEASE SHARE WITH EVERY AFRICAN AND POLITICAL LEADERS SO THAT AFRICA IN OUR OWN TIME WILL EMERGE AN INDUSTRALISED CONTINENT TO PUT THE TRUMPS AND WHITE SUPREMACIST TO SHAME.*

*IF YOU READ THIS AND YOU ARE NOT CHALLENGED AS A HUMAN YOU ARE A BORN FOOL!*

#RISEUPAFRICA!

Don't peddle rumours and hoaxes. Don't believe everything forwarded to you on mail or whatsapp. Read and be educated. http://www.thedailyvox.co.za/benjamin-netanyahu-and-the-speech-that-didnt-exist/


https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!msg/batananiboys/IxYM6mu3-dI/CriByvhVPQAJ

It's unfortunate the scam artists did their job very well. This event was one great scam, you, my friend, should write a book about this. Every regrettable incident can be twisted to yield something useful. Call it *The Travel Scam of Herbalist Olalekan: How 1000 Nigerians Looking For Greener Pastures Got Scammed*
Sorry for your loss.

Mods, this looks good for frontpage.

Ziggylady:
The Nigerian-Fulani Army are more of a threat to life than any Terrorist group in the World.

Bunch of .Blood-thirsty vultures

They are simply untrained and lacked the rule of engagement tactics. If not, why should a ragtag group like bokoharam hold them in ransome?
I see people talking about a particular group using the killing as propaganda. Did they not see the pictures? Or is it because it's not "their people" getting killed and so, therefore, it is ok? I fear for Nigeria. This is how a war starts, in war, no one is right, only those that are left after the carnage.

Alhajiemeritus:
It's a parody as well as a cover.
In parodies concepts are copied.

100% on point. Some don't get it.

Slimfited:
It is so horrible. The place of the event, Awaka is next to where I reside, a #50.00 drop. I was very shocked when I first heard it. The guy was killed because he refused to give money (appreciation ) to the navy. Also, his car was set ablaze, & burnt to ashes.
May his soul rest in peace.

WARNING: pls if police, army or navy ask for money on d way, pls give them to avoid trouble.

These men on our roads are nothing but lunatics, the earlier people realise this, the faster they do whatever they can to avoid being shot and labelled either an armed robber, cultist, kidnapper, or a terrorist.

Ezejioke:
I just got the complete update of what transpired tonight. This very useless Naval officer was hired by people to kill this promising innocent young man.

This incident however led to burning of houses belonging to the men who hired the naval officer and naval vehicle Awaka village.

This naval officer is not from awaka nor has he any official or unofficial duty in awaka but stays at naval check point along the road. The question is that who took him to Awaka village?

Because he felt he has gun, therefore he can use it anyhow.

This is terrible, it appears no one knows the identity (name, rank, etc) of the murderous naval officer. It is always safer to deal with armed men on the Nigerian road in the guise of police, army, navy, etc as you would an armed lunatic.

phadat:
Coolio gangster paradise

You know your music

Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger
And my homies are down so don't arouse my anger

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?