₦airaland Forum

;DLAUGH! LAUGH!! LAUGH!!!

A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at Abeokuta conference hall on, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".

The men were asked,

*"How many of you love your wife?"*

All the men raised their hands.

*They were asked,*

"When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.

The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife:

*"I love you, sweetheart".*

Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..

Here are some of the replies from 10 of them:

1. *Have you impregnated someone again.*

2. *That was then, not now.*

3. *You wan borrow money abi?*

4. *What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!*

5. *Meaning?*

6. *Is that a new song?*

7. *Am I dreaming!*

8. *If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!*

9. *You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!*

10. *Abeg na who be this?*

;DToday is *WORLD HAPPY DAY* !!!!

Number 3 is bae for me. I remember there was a time a fellow nairalander threw some insults to reply my contribution, I simply responded with "Ok sir"

It moved the dude, he felt remorse and apologized immediately.

I told him not to worry because it's a faceless forum. Most of people who appears toxic here would be friendly and kind when you meet them one on one. Plus majority are just catching cruise when they incite foul play here.

However, I wish to meet all nairalander o

This is a case of "he who lives in a glass house do not throw a stone"

Let's restructure.

Sowore and Zulum as his vice.

Senate President should be Sunday Igbohosa

Ara Adugbo

You people should prioritize restructuring of you truly love this country and her citizens.

If we go on with this current structure of an heterogeneous nation with over 200m people featuring hundreds of different ethnic groups, then "WE ARE BUILDING SOMETHING ON NOTHING" .

These set of leaders are just shameless, so Amaechi whom is part and parcel of this admins knew there is an insecurity in the land, but he never uttered it not until he also want to call the shot.

I wonder the kind of lies these people tells their children at home.


If I were to be Amaechi son, wouldn't I ask him why there is an intense insecurity in our country and his administration has not been able to remedy it for good 7 years. Then I await his response before I call him a big fat liar

I wouldn't stop hanging out with friends o. After a 5 busy working days, hanging out with friends helps eases pressure of brain and mind.

My present bae is getting used to that now

Ofcourse, The PYO group would disown his utterances. He only want to be politically right.

Anyways, I'm TEAM RESTRUCTURING.

Otherwise, we are still building something on nothing.

Stale! After seven years of the usage.

It's ok. The chicken is back home to roost

Honestly, this call is long overdue. But I understand the stake at hand for both parties.

2mercy:
The Federal Government says it is difficult to fight bandits because of the terrain in which they operate....




https://dailytrust.com/fg-why-its-difficult-to-fight-bandits

With all due respect sir,...

So the victims of Kaduna rail genocide have forcefully laid down their lives in vain?

Or is my eyes deceiving me?

You could not even successfully orchestrate a train system which citizen can board without fair of being attacked and killed. And now you want to run for president of the most populous black nation in the world with a very chaotic political system

Make then just scatter everything once and for all

Godjone:
So Falana knew something dangerous like this but couldn't speak up until now. All the evil in this world are residence in Nigeria

Even if he had spoken up, would this present govt be moved by it?

All the terrorist financiers announced of recent, did FG take it up as a serious security Intel that needs to be critically addressed? Your guess is as good as mine.

Let's just hope for a better head come 2023 and forget that anything could come out of this govt Nassaret

All these gbasgbos everywhere can even make one like looses positive reasonings.

O wrong o.

So people cannot win bet in peace anymore?

Is it thesame human flesh in me that all this evil being have

O wrong o.

Where is the lie

christistruth01:
You Can't Cancel a Name Jesus Christ has Written down with his own Blood

Really?

Then I'm off your mention.

Christistruth00:
Some Ibadan People can be very Hilarious
Whenever any of their dogs got missing without a trace in my area in Ibadan the nearest available Ondo indigene was often the first Suspect
and they were never satisfied till they had thoroughly searched the Ondo Persons Kitchen and backyard and inspected what was inside their Pot of Soup

If 2 dogs in the Neighbourhood went missing at the same time the local Ondos were definitely in for investigation all their Pleas of innocence often fell on deaf ears

So?

Show of shame, our people knowingly or unknowingly not doing the right thing is very shameful, BUT displaying it on world social space for every one to see is legendary.

You wouldn't be more foolish as a leader.

O wrong gan.

I saw this some hours away on Twitter, my question is that 'is this genocide truly exhibited based on passport issue as claimed or the dude has burgled, maim or killed a South African and this is a retarliation attack? '

If NOT, African has no right to claim genocide, hatred, racist meted to us in white countries.

There is no lawful adjective to qualify this act.

Something you should have critically thought about before you allowed your emotions get the better of you.
I can bet my balls this 'dead on arrival' vague apology would not be well acknowledged by the pastor whom was verbally called a goat and others.
Sometimes we call all attribute this to being a human, and not machines. Regardless of the post you hold, you could still be found wanting in this kinda mess.

It's ideal, let them call the shot too....

But come to think of it, political power is for women who has being long separated from their husband.

I mean it will be very difficult to wield power of such magnitude and have a supposed man as a husband to order you around and a sane husband would not have you order him around courtesy of her mandate.

I stand to be corrected though.

Oyinbo shaaa...

This man got no "conscience"

I wonder how some men goes into a relationship knowing fully well that the other gender mind is still split somewhere else.......

How can you cope with this psychologically?

And you want to enjoy the relationship?

Will can not eat and still have it na.

White men Sha, o wrong na

The lady is right to a certain extent. The sister should have isolate the status of M. K. O in today's politics, it is absolutely the case of "Baboon dey work monkey dey chop"

Build your own political status and do not incite dirt on her father's legacy.

Benz03:
I don link my own using the nimc app but them still barr me

And you confirmed the link status?

You guys need not to worry urself, if you are going through this less than 24 hours it means FG lived up to their word to disconnect all unlinked users.


I've seen alot having thesame issue today. May God be with the affected.

But u for done link am na, all this while. No dey joke with Fed threat o

Kuku kill us o.....

Abi na village peeps?

I be Maguire