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charcoalblaq: Am a guy and i need friends of all those personalities too!!

As long as they are all female sha.

"Shines teeth"

Wolf, lol

jobless thread

@Poster, you resemble wizkid small sha. your hand was on your dikkkk were you packing it on something

[quote author=Maj. Headache]Maybe in the time of our parents but women today?

Guy, I am not only speaking from the negative experience I had with some but also from all the one-nite stands I have had.

And if you must know, women in relationships (engaged or married) are the easiest to have a fling with.

They are never ever contended with what they have.

Do you know that 100% of women (including our mothers) have thought of how it will be if they were prostitutes?

That most women fantasize about being rapes or gang bangs?

I am too smart and older to ever trust talk-less of love a woman.[/quote]I am not sure anything I say can help your case anymore sir. You obviously need christ asap. That you've had some wack romantic experience doesn't make your argument any stronger.

I will recommend a copy of the book "Loose him and let him Go" by bishop td Jakes. It's for those carrying so much hurt and emotional baggage.

[quote author=Maj. Headache]I bet she gurgled up alot of different Sea Men when you guys were apart.

You don't understand a woman.

A woman needs a man rite by her side always to keep her from turning into a slut.

If you are not around the next d1ck that swings her way will get her attention and desires.

Think about it...

Summary of what I am rattling about is that a woman's allegiance is equal to the worth of used toilet papers.

Woe unto any man that feels contended with life because he thinks he has a woman that loves him.

Women can fall in love in the morning, b1tch in the afternoon, break up with you in the evening and wake up in the arms of another man the next day.

All this feminist crap isn't helping either, with blurry gender roles and false equity being propped up between men and women.

A woman will cheat on you, tell you in your face, cry and tell you it was your fault that another d1ck got jammed into her mouth because you were not sensitive to her needs.

And there is no pleasing them either. Money, looks, d1ck size, intelligence aside she will still cheat on you if you given them the excuse.

God designed them to have a limited productive span for a reason as against Men.

Treat them like a piece of ploughed fields, if it isn't fertile or useful any more move on.

I hate Islam with passion but one thing I know is that polygamy (if you chose to want to make a lifetime vow to an inherent hoe specie) is the best option when it comes to how to handle women.

Why manage when you don't even need to recycle but dump and get a new one?[/quote]Stop generalizing sir, all women and men cant be the same. Infact the percentage of those who have no values are very few. Forgive whoever jilted you and take time to heal sir.

LDR is not the best way to go even though it works in certain circumstances which are the exceptions to the rule. It takes a lot of maturity, Trust and commitment from both parties for LDR to work. It worked for a couple of people i know, i mean perfect strangers in different countries who met online, got married and are living the good life till date. In such cases the parties involved knew what they wanted before they met and they didn't date for donkey years before they got wedded.

If i have to choose though, i will never,ever choose the LDR route. I have been down that road and the stress is not just worth it.

[quote author=Pvt. Parts]At least their customary black outfits came in handy at the funeral. [/quote]Some Nigerians are just soo?

goldfish80: Oh swthrt,its totally normal. Its just midlife crises setting in. Stay off sad novels and depressing movies,you will come good soon enough

Chai! Nairaland which one be mid life crisis for this matter again?

@ Poster, instead of shunning weddings and crying. You've gotta enjoy life and prepare yourself for that man.

You can never tell where and when you will meet Mr right. Men also love confident women, who are not desperate to get married. So you need a change of attitude and perspective.

@ Poster, your argument is faulty.

A girl who married as a virgin ended up that way because of two things. First she may have a high level of self control which she will also apply in her marriage. Secondly, some girls got married as a virgin because they didn't have the opportunity to be disvirgined.

This concept of tasting varieties coupled with greed is the root of unfaithfulness in marriage. A girl who lacks contentment and has tasted different guys will compare the current man to the ones she has had. If she has never had any would she bother?

My conclusion is virgin or no virgin only self control and contentment keeps people from misbehaving.

There has been no light since Thursday morning at MKO Gardens, alahusa, Lagos. How can there be light in the country when 36 state governors can't conduct a free election among themselves , lol? We have a long way to go.

Brilliance9000: Three likely scenarios

1. Drugged by someone
2. Under influence of some drug; self induced
3. Nigerian food. Yes, some Nigerian food are invariably HEAVY. Especially if you are coming from Diaspora and not used to them. On a personal account, I slept off right there, 15 minutes after eating pounded yam and egusi soup. I felt very weak as though my body was paralyzed; couldn't move, just felt like sleeping. Ended up sleeping and waking up 4 hrs later. Woke up fine and okay. Now, only indulge a little of this heavy food. Want to know why most Nigerian men and women have pot belly? Answer: Heavy food.

@Your 3rd point, obviously you are obodo oyinbo wannabe. You could have said you took too much Pounded yam and that will sit well with me but making it look like pounded yam is the problem here sounds funny. Even in the remote las vegas,Nevada we still look for african stores to buy iyan ingredients and cook correct egusi. sit down there o. I dont understand why Africans don't celebrate their things?

MRbrownJAY: @C.four and Stillwater
both of you were wrong, her name is Jazzma Kendrick, a 23yr old model from Miami

@ MrBrownjay
Hello bro,I genuinely need your input on something but i couldnt find your email. kindly respond to my mail on nairaland so i can mail you. thank you

MRbrownJAY: as much as the above about how they felt may be true, i certainly believe that killing themselves and subsequently making OTHERS feel just the way they did, is wrong on all accounts and very selfish (they want to stop feeling the way they did so they do an act that will make OTHERS who love him/her dearly feel the same way?). whatever was going through their minds at the time, no matter how low they were at that point in their lives, no matter how difficult it was, no matter how helpless or unloved they "thought" they were, suicide was NOT the solution to their problem, but instead just any easy, cheap, and very selfish escape from weak people who lost their will to FIGHT FOR LIFE.....and anyone who believes otherwise is as deluded as the person who commit this insane act.

there is no justification for such act, NONE WHATSOEVER! you can come up with all you want, but at the end of the day it is simply a GRAVE DISRESPECT FOR LIFE.

@Oga MrBrownjay
I need your input on something important but i couldn't find your email. kindly respond to my mail on nairaland so i can mail you. thank you

@OP
Its good you are remorseful and ready to move on but despite all that. CHEATING IS NEVER JUSTIFIED whether you were weak or not, especially for women because of the psychological composition of a woman(Most women can only give their body after giving their hearts). And the fact that you cheated means that you are lacking something in your relationship hence why cant you cheat with a Boko haram/crazy dude. Secondly you may feel caged and still wanna play more games before settling down that's what people call eating your cake and having it.

Whichever case is yours, your guy deserves to know about this ISH, IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP TO YOUR GUY NOW,YOU MAY BE FOREVER VULNERABLE TO THE MARRIED MAN. I feel for the guy and i wish you the best cos everyone deserves a second chance to get it right..

God bless you Chaz B.....Learnt a lot from your program

Nigerians just love deceiving themselves shaaa, i don't know if a Canadian will leave his fairly stable country and start looking for an uncertain country to invest in. How many long term investments in manufacturing or industrial goods are we attracting? ZERO. All we have is a deluge of Chinese, Lebanese and Indian investors with short term oriented and substandard projects. These People who are short of strong business ethics. Most of them use and pay our people so poorly. I have said it again and again that any country that build its economy on these is heading for failure.

lafflaff123: Storyyyyy. No be only Visa them give her sef na Citizenship.

I no believe say them GIVE her. SAhe just dey yarn that story here. Once YANKEE don put RED INK for your matter it dey dey difficult.

Once again i say na STORYYY STORRYYY.

This laff guy thinks that he knows everything about the US embassy just because he was denied a VISA there. Thats an irony. . I have been denied 3 times before i got multiple business visas,so what should i say? The US is one visa that i will never say never about, so Mr laff you should keep your dignity and keep quiet instead of displaying some attitude here. Congrat to the poster

for Gods sake is GEJ alright? What does he need a committee for again?

shessyfavour: @FastLink, I am not changing anything i am considering of reapplying immediately this time may be going to Lagos the conference will be held Feb 13 next year i believe i can still get a date in Jan or what do you think how do i present my case this time because i believe i had a good one yesterday and almost got it but didn't know the specific reason he denied me and i asked him if i can reapply and he said yes i can. What do you suggest? Thank you

. Hi, I won't advise you to re apply soon, I read thru your answers and they sounded vague. You already applied for a student visa recently,if you don't leave enough gap and you show up the third time they are going to likely deny you. My advise is that wait for your buz and travel history to considerably improve before reapplying. Also a conference on int'l buz is vague, a conference on a specific product or service of your company would have been better. Don't gift them more money,coming to lagos won't change anything. But if you are the spiritual type you can give it a try cos with God nothing is impossible.Merry Xmas.

I''ll definitely wanna meet Michael Jackson. Its a pity no one remembers him. I really missed him.

KK

This is a non-issue in my opinion. And i am sure Yinka ayefele's building is not the only one that will be affected. its our law the land use act and some elements of poor planning that should be blamed. if he has title to his ppty he will definitely be compensated by the government. I feel some sympathy for him though. He will build a bigger one IJN.

I know the girl in the recent picture that has been circulating. We used to be very close. The guy is a US naval officer who wont be able to come home for some years so the girl was just trying to please both families who feels the girl would travel to yankee without showing respect to them. That was her reason for doing the absentia thing. The guy should be like 5 years older than the girl.

I dont know if i can do such though cos i will simply tell the bagger to go to hell,i am a sucker for african traditions. But i am not in the girl's'shoes and neither are we. Whoever hasnt sinned should cast the first stone.

@190..................lol

I have observed that girls hardly flaunt the good times they shared with an EX BOYFRIEND especially if both of them had intimacy while their relationship lasted. Thesame dude who was all in all at that time becomes a piece of thrash, a beast,a devil, a selfish guy etc etc. Do girls bash an ex boyfriend to please their man or its a psychological thing?

Nigeria is burning and all you guys can do is to crave for the presidency, Lets wait till 2015 if there would still be Nigeria. Funny People

I think Bayern would be a better team for Chelsea to beat, especially because of the players on redcard

please ignore the old title

"Heaven must Cry"...this is better

clash of the titans

My dear i will strongly advise you against this, because family and business should not mix. What if you have good ideas that you want to introduce and the man puts them down, will you be happy? Can you imagine how that 14 year old boy will start viewing you when he grows up? Be very careful dont muddle emotional issues with your career. If you decide to work there briefly for a period of 1 or 2 years its okk but to build your career on that business may turn out to be a decision you will regret in the future.

Seun ds site is too small, i will like leave in 2 days if u dont do somtin better. More grease to ur elbow anyway

Walahiii sanusi talks too much

Update please